|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 18, 2013 23:23:03 GMT -5
I mean, he was STABBED there if you recall.
|
|
mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
Posts: 23,475
|
Post by mizerable on Dec 18, 2013 23:24:12 GMT -5
Or his ruptured spleen.
|
|
|
Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 18, 2013 23:24:22 GMT -5
Kids don't take time to watch tapes anymore. All they do is sit in their rooms and play video games. It's ruining this business.
|
|
Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 62,610
|
Post by Talent Name on Dec 18, 2013 23:26:11 GMT -5
Or attack his neck
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 23:28:07 GMT -5
Because you would be kicking the hornets nest? I still wonder if Jesus stabbed him with a cross?
|
|
Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
|
Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 18, 2013 23:29:37 GMT -5
How bout this:
Let's say a manager or partner of Cena's opponent (or just someone Cena is feuding with) suddenly appears on the Titan Tron during a John Cena match. Cena is distracted and watches. This person on the Titon Tron is standing inside John Cena's home. He then taunts Cena with, "Hey, John! Look at this beautiful tile counter! I think I'm going to put this nice glass of wine on it. WITHOUT A COASTER!" Cena is worried and mouthing, "NO! NO!" when the opponent hits him with his finisher for the win.
|
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,089
|
Post by Sephiroth on Dec 18, 2013 23:31:00 GMT -5
Because for pure evil to touch Cena's kidneys would cause said evil to disintegrate into nothingness. Its like the effect holy water has on demons.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 23:33:51 GMT -5
How much of a dick do you have to be to get stabbed by Jesus!?
|
|
|
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 18, 2013 23:34:52 GMT -5
Because for pure evil to touch Cena's kidneys would cause said evil to disintegrate into nothingness. Its like the effect holy water has on demons. So that's why Brock was so fixated on piss. He knew the truth.
|
|
Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
Posts: 8,604
|
Post by Burst on Dec 18, 2013 23:35:33 GMT -5
I kind of want to see a list of kayfabe injuries for guys like Cena now. For all the attacks with a "lead pipe" and stabbings, you'd think he'd be a permanent hospice resident instead of being "only" as beat up as he is.
|
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,089
|
Post by Sephiroth on Dec 18, 2013 23:42:06 GMT -5
I kind of want to see a list of kayfabe injuries for guys like Cena now. For all the attacks with a "lead pipe" and stabbings, you'd think he'd be a permanent hospice resident instead of being "only" as beat up as he is. Here is a composite ![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Wounds_Man.jpg)
|
|
|
Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 18, 2013 23:54:50 GMT -5
Because attacking Cena's weak point would worsen Cena's odds, and the Cena Equation* has long established that to be a bad idea. If it looks like Cena can actual win, he's vulnerable(Orton, 2013; Miz, 2011; Rock, 2012). If it looks like he has no chance, he'll win(Sandow et all., 2013). The key to defeating him is to make it so that your odds are negative. It's just the way the numbers work out and I will mathematically prove it to you.
* Cena Equation:
Therefore, aiming for his weak point is mathematically a bad idea.
The numbers don't lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who tries to weaken Cena's odds.
|
|
SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
Posts: 5,770
|
Post by SEAN CARLESS on Dec 19, 2013 0:27:38 GMT -5
Because you would be kicking the hornets nest? I still wonder if Jesus stabbed him with a cross? Spear of destiny. That's why Cena had no scar.
|
|
|
Post by sybaku on Dec 19, 2013 3:40:02 GMT -5
Because attacking Cena's weak point would worsen Cena's odds, and the Cena Equation* has long established that to be a bad idea. If it looks like Cena can actual win, he's vulnerable(Orton, 2013; Miz, 2011; Rock, 2012). If it looks like he has no chance, he'll win(Sandow et all., 2013). The key to defeating him is to make it so that your odds are negative. It's just the way the numbers work out and I will mathematically prove it to you. * Cena Equation: Therefore, aiming for his weak point is mathematically a bad idea. The numbers don't lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who tries to weaken Cena's odds. Which is why Frank the Wheelchair Bound Wrestler is the only man who can truly put an end to Cena. #believeinthefrank
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 7:18:15 GMT -5
If you attack Cena's weak point the Guile theme plays and he comes back and wins immediately.
|
|
|
Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 19, 2013 8:28:18 GMT -5
Cena's actually an anime superhero where if you damage one part of him, he heals that part and has it become immune. So in a couple of years, Cena will essentially be Majin Buu
|
|
|
Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 19, 2013 13:30:29 GMT -5
how come heels never target Zack Ryder's back? he broke it in half and started walking around a week later. that's gotta be a major weakness.
|
|
|
Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 19, 2013 13:40:21 GMT -5
how come heels never target Zack Ryder's back? he broke it in half and started walking around a week later. that's gotta be a major weakness. It easier to attack his spirit since it's more broken than his spine.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 13:40:32 GMT -5
how come heels never target Zack Ryder's back? he broke it in half and started walking around a week later. Not to mention the time he got stabbed in it by his friend John Cena and that Hoeski Eve.
|
|
|
Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 19, 2013 13:43:31 GMT -5
How much of a dick do you have to be to get stabbed by Jesus!? Cena though kicked Jesus' ass at Armageddon so bad, he has never been seen again. You would had thought his dad would come looking for vengeance instead of teaming with HBK.
|
|