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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 15:21:59 GMT -5
Natalya. She'd tried to put you in weird little outfits while reminding you that her uncle is Bret Hart for the 100th time.
Tyler Breeze would probably be terrible at making sex tapes. All the focus would be on his face.
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Post by Lila on Dec 19, 2013 15:25:32 GMT -5
No! Stop it! Both of you! ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO BONE THAT DEADMAN! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 19, 2013 16:10:32 GMT -5
Luke Harper looks like someone who would sit naked and stare at you...
And if you impressed him then He'll go YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 16:19:33 GMT -5
Zack Ryder arrives to a lot of hype and fanfare, but fails to deliver sexually. Zack Ryder does everything humanly possible to please the girl and once he's done she kicks him in the balls because she didn't ask for an orgasm.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 19, 2013 16:20:45 GMT -5
Zack Ryder arrives to a lot of hype and fanfare, but fails to deliver sexually. Zack Ryder does everything humanly possible to please the girl and once he's done she kicks him in the balls because she didn't ask for an orgasm. Ungrateful bitches.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 19, 2013 16:22:18 GMT -5
Cesaro would probably have the urge to grab his partner in the middle of the act and swing them around the room.
Which... actually might increase the pleasure for some, I suppose.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 19, 2013 16:26:04 GMT -5
Cena spends the whole time making gay jokes and poop jokes, eventually leading the partner to question Cena's sexual motivations.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 16:27:55 GMT -5
I've got to second the Natalya nomination, I can't imagine her being much fun in the bedroom.
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Post by fortknox on Dec 19, 2013 16:30:59 GMT -5
I can see Big Show crying during or after sex.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 19, 2013 16:32:41 GMT -5
Cena spends the whole time making gay jokes and poop jokes, eventually leading the partner to question Cena's sexual motivations. Yet, if someone offers to oblige Cena's desire for man-on-man action and scat play, he refuses because he doesn't want to get fecal matter or bodily fluids all over the floors.
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Post by Chip on Dec 19, 2013 16:44:52 GMT -5
Zack Ryder arrives to a lot of hype and fanfare, but fails to deliver sexually. My first thought was Ryder too, seems like the kinda guy someone would have to fake it for just so Ryder wouldn't feel bad.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 16:52:10 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre, due to his skinny, uncircumcised greg and unkempt anal cavity.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 16:52:20 GMT -5
HHH would be too antsy, he has to shift positions as soon as his shoulders are down for 2 seconds.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 19, 2013 16:56:55 GMT -5
You are disappointed when you get Eva Marie in the sack when you realize that mannequins do not have genitalia.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 19, 2013 16:58:45 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre, due to his skinny, uncircumcised greg and unkempt anal cavity. and he also expects the girl to pay half the bill. cad. I bet Randy Orton's a premature ejaculator.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 19, 2013 17:38:59 GMT -5
Eva Marie would be like a love doll: cold, plastic, and unfeeling. So nothing that I'm not already used to. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Talent Name on Dec 19, 2013 17:55:17 GMT -5
Seth Rollins would do nothing but yell at you to pull his beard
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Post by Lila on Dec 19, 2013 19:52:17 GMT -5
HHH would be too antsy, he has to shift positions as soon as his shoulders are down for 2 seconds. As long as your giving him anal, he's fine apparently.
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 19, 2013 19:57:43 GMT -5
Cameron. Because she hates sex (according to Total Divas).
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 19, 2013 20:09:13 GMT -5
Natalya has locked Tyson in the Sharpshooter (from a match on Superstars or somewhere) so I imagine she's quite kinky...
Anyway, I said in the other thread that Seth Rollins probably finishes in a few minutes and cries while the other Shield members are sex gods.
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