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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 20, 2013 17:19:15 GMT -5
........my family is in Florida? I'm in New York?  |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 20, 2013 17:28:22 GMT -5
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2...
*opens fire*
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal...
*bang*
...and a Happy New Year
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
Posts: 31,784
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 20, 2013 17:32:02 GMT -5
Knowing the crazy shit that goes down in Florida, I don't like your family's chances.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 20, 2013 17:44:51 GMT -5
What kind of idiots do you have working here
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Dec 20, 2013 17:50:38 GMT -5
Whoa! What a hole!
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
Posts: 24,031
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Dec 20, 2013 18:16:16 GMT -5
"HARRY! I'VE REACHED THE TOP!"
*Falls down massive hole*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 20, 2013 18:58:25 GMT -5
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2... *opens fire* Merry Christmas, you filthy animal... *bang* ...and a Happy New Year Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun! What kind of idiots do you have working here The Finest In New York... |
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,365
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 20, 2013 21:14:52 GMT -5
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Dec 20, 2013 21:28:28 GMT -5
you know if rob Schneider was my bell hop, I'd tip him with gum too
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Dec 20, 2013 22:55:23 GMT -5
Kevin's Home Alone, AND HE'S ONLY TWENTY THREE!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 20, 2013 22:59:30 GMT -5
You're what the French call 'le incompetente'
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 20, 2013 23:06:22 GMT -5
Honestly as someone who lives below the equator I found Kevin to be such a whinny little shit about not wanting to spend Christmas in Florida because in his mind its not Christmas without snow.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
Posts: 23,475
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 23:12:06 GMT -5
Kevin's Home Alone, AND HE'S ONLY TWENTY THREE!  |
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Rumble McSkirmish
King Koopa
Typical day on the FAN forums.
Posts: 10,591
Member is Online
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 21, 2013 0:49:29 GMT -5
Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Dec 21, 2013 2:16:11 GMT -5
*raises hand* I don't get it
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 21, 2013 4:53:16 GMT -5
you know if rob Schneider was my bell hop, I'd tip him with gum too I'm shocked he actually isn't a bell hop yet. Probably all those migrant workers he hires to choke him in the shower, they figure that's kind of letting the fox loose in the hen house. |
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Post by edgestar on Dec 21, 2013 12:02:24 GMT -5
Wow, What a hole!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 21, 2013 12:17:02 GMT -5
Take the Turtledoves.
I can have two?
Well, two turtle doves. I’ll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtle doves are a symbol of friendship and love. As long as each of you has your turtle dove, you will be friends forever.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,477
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Post by metylerca on Dec 21, 2013 14:01:52 GMT -5
No offense, but your family is probably dead or arrested for attempting to rob a bank using donuts and dental floss.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 21, 2013 14:21:17 GMT -5
Kevin's Home Alone, AND HE'S ONLY TWENTY THREE! GAAAAAAH! *Drops cigarette out of his mouth.* |
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