Glitch
King Koopa
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Post by Glitch on Dec 20, 2013 23:38:57 GMT -5
In an effort to have the main-site be more inclusive of our fellow forums members(the backbone of the this establishment), I've come up with an idea. I ask some random question, and collect all the smart ass answers you folks throw out. I'll make a list made up of the best 20 answers(and your screen names will be posted as credit). So FAN, why was Mario's princess in another castle? EDIT: The article/list is done and published on FAN's mainsite. www.freakinawesomenetwork.net/2014/01/why-was-marios-princess-in-another-castle-20-reasons-why/A big thank you to everyone who contributed. Your names are listed on the article. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 0:04:22 GMT -5
Obviously it was because she was on House Hunters, Mushroom Kingdom edition. Mario just didn't get the damn memo.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 21, 2013 0:09:57 GMT -5
Because she was kidnapped by Bowser and was in Bowser's castle the entire time...  |
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Dec 21, 2013 0:21:58 GMT -5
King Koopa put her in his furthest castle, because he thought all that running and jumping, would be sure to give that fat little bastard Mario a heart attack.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 21, 2013 0:22:43 GMT -5
Because Mario had no f***ing clue what he was doing and just broke in castles at random hoping to find his princess.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 21, 2013 0:37:17 GMT -5
I believe that the princess was never truly kidnapped and it was all a conspiracy by the Toad people to take over the world. They sent Mario on a blood rampage to find her at the request of the Toads. The Toads wanted to take over Bowser's kingdom and take out all his loyalists with no mercy. When they ordered Mario to "save" her, Bowser was just trying to protect himself and his people because he had no idea why this plumber was killing all his people. Every time Mario took out a strong point (castle) the Toads were in those bags and encouraged Mario to continue spilling the blood of Bowser's people.
I also believe they sent Mario to kill all of the loyalists because they were incredibly racist and only wanted Mushroom people and would eventually kill Mario.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 21, 2013 0:38:11 GMT -5
Because Bowser named his main castle "Another Castle" after his father "King Another Koopa"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 21, 2013 2:51:18 GMT -5
Because the Princess is cheating on Mario with Bowser so yeah...."kidnapping"
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Dec 21, 2013 2:57:51 GMT -5
Because Mario is into some serious cuckold fetish.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 21, 2013 3:01:23 GMT -5
Because Bowser's a prick.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 3:06:24 GMT -5
Bowser had to strike a deal with the goomba union when constructing his opulent final castle. That f***ing thing had an underwater level, fish that jumped through lava, elevators, the works. It took eight years to complete and the goombas refused to do it unless they were ensured work for the entire goomba union. So Bowser had them constructed seven other castles, not as opulent as his home castle, but filled with enough death traps so that Mario wouldn't just laugh at him about how lame the challenge was.
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Dec 21, 2013 4:15:39 GMT -5
It's a metaphor for life. You pursue what you think you want relentlessly, stepping on whoever and whatever gets in your way until you finally reach your goal. But once you're there, you realize it wasn't what you really wanted after all. So you rush headlong toward your next goal now that this time you know for SURE what you want, only to be disappointed again and again.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 21, 2013 13:35:26 GMT -5
It's a metaphor for life. You pursue what you think you want relentlessly, stepping on whoever and whatever gets in your way until you finally reach your goal. But once you're there, you realize it wasn't what you really wanted after all. So you rush headlong toward your next goal now that this time you know for SURE what you want, only to be disappointed again and again. Until you do it the 8th time and settle? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 13:55:39 GMT -5
 Why is she wearing a Milli Vanilli shirt? |
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Demented
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Post by Demented on Dec 21, 2013 14:05:55 GMT -5
Two words:
Vince Freakin' Russo.
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Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 21, 2013 15:56:13 GMT -5
Better question: Why the f*** was/is Toad in every castle? Dude, you're supposed to be Mario's friend, why are you hanging out with the bad guys? And you can't send like a messenger Goomba or something to warn him, "Hey bro, don't bother with the first six castles you see, Peach is in the big one that Bowser that lives in."
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2013 16:27:17 GMT -5
Because she actually doesn't want to be around Mario so she keeps running to another one.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 17:18:16 GMT -5
Because, THE SHITTER WAS FULL!
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 23, 2013 23:26:24 GMT -5
You guys are something(not sure if human though XD).
I'll probably put these together for this monday's article.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 24, 2013 0:04:14 GMT -5
Because bitches man, bitches!
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