Razor Gives It A 4/10
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Dec 21, 2013 3:19:57 GMT -5
How's your first year of the apocalypse been?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 3:39:06 GMT -5
Pretty good, all things considered. I've had steady work as an ESL (English as a Second Language) tutor since January, had a relationship going for a bit and have a new one, of sorts, with this amazing Russian redhead at work, and I've had fun here. Need to do a few things for graduate school, hopefully get in, but I'm hopeful.
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 21, 2013 15:17:07 GMT -5
Ive become an uncle for the second and bought my dream car , so its been a decent year
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 21, 2013 15:39:33 GMT -5
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Post by Some Guy on Dec 21, 2013 15:47:00 GMT -5
John Cena is feuding with Randy Orton and Triple H is lurking around, so it feels pretty similar.
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Post by DSR on Dec 21, 2013 16:09:09 GMT -5
Loaded up on oil drums and S&M gear. I'm good.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 21, 2013 18:45:00 GMT -5
Man, it was touch and go through the Dragon Wars of January, we lost some good men when our mechs failed. But, fortunately, a plucky young engineer with tourettes had created a unique fusion battery that was able to power the mechs back on and we were able to turn the tide of battle. It happened none too soon, as once the dragons were down, their flesh melted through the earth and reanimated the corpses of the dead. I mean, we all know a zombie apocalypse was going to happen but when you actually look at it in reality, it's SO much different.. I mean, I don't need to tell you guys that, you lived through it as well. I mean, I'm in the Midwest so I think it was a LITTLE worse as the fact the last winter/early spring was VERY dry so it made it much easier for the zombies to shoot their fire breath in a much broader, more sweeping motion (Who woulda seen THAT coming from that Walking Dead show, right?)
They DID manage to overtake us, but we found an abandoned school with a 1950s bomb shelter we hid out in for the next few months. During that time, I consider us lucky because only six of us went clincally insane and there was only minor cases of cannibalism. It was okay, it was the black comic relief guy who ended up being eaten. I mean, we knew since he fit two stereotypes, he'd bite it eventually... but, I was the one who correctly guessed "death by cannibalism" so I won the last remaining Hersheys bar. Such sweet victory.
Once we emerged from our tomb in June, we had noticed the military presence had beaten back the zombies, once again.. "Thank you, Switzerland!" We all took them for saps, but turns out, they were just resting up all this time. But of course..... of course, then came the slavery. I mean, hell.... it could've been worse, with the year we had we had already figured we'd be harvesting crops the entire hot summer... but didn't think we'd be doing so with chains around our necks. I'm still not sure why they chained our dicks together, but I'm sure the Swiss had their reasons.
I know what you're all thinking, though.... and to answer your question. Yes, I AM in Minnesota... and yes, we noticed the crack in Earth around mid-August. Not sure how long it was there... I mean, I hadn't been toward that area in about six weeks... so it was under six weeks old. I'm not sure if it always led straight to Hell, or if it started out small then burrowed to Hell. I dunno, all I Know is by then the Minotaurs had emerged and we had to fight them off for a few weeks. I was gored in the side, so I can't really give too many details of the eventual victory as I was laid up on the hospital. It was nice though, there was this lovely nurse named Rita. We had this little off-again on-again thing. I mean, yeah... I was a patient, she was a nurse, but it was a nice little thing to keep my mind off everything. Helped my healing go by pretty quickly. I kinda wonder what happened to her... she mentioned "wanting to go home" as her primary goal. Never really found out if she made it or not. So if you know anything about her, let me know. I mean, she'd be pretty easy to spot, I would assume. Blonde hair, long legs, red skin, three horns out of her head.... I probably should've meant she was half-demon. I dunno, she's a nice girl though.
Well, as you know.... the fight with hell still wages on, but I have to admit.... October. Oh my god. Best Halloween ever! I mean, it as as if it was on cue! I don't know when they started show up in your necks of the woods... but it was like 3:30PM on Halloween when the Aliens came down. Shooting their laser beams at Hell's minions. Shoton The Bold, we salute you! You can probe me anytime! *wink wink* He knows what I mean.
But yeah, as the year is coming to a close... year one of the apocalypse. It was pretty eventful. I keep hearing rumblings that the small group of survivors I have met up with may be forming an alliance with the Bigfoot Tribe in Ontario, although if that happens I just know the others nerds will freak out that we finally have our own "chewie." Was such a disappointment when they spoke perfect victorian-age English rather than "GRRAAAAAAAWWW" .... it's cool. I wonder if they'd be cool wearing the bandolier though.
Anyways, I should really wrap this up. We're in the middle of trying to re-assemble our Time Machine so we can go back in time and bring back a few Dinosaurs to helps us fight. Yeah... yeah, that was us. Sorry about the last one. Who knew one T-Rex would destroy the entirety of Chicago? Glad you guys finally got him under control though, we're just jealous you got to strap a saddle and twin machine guns to one before us. Our bad, Our jelly.
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Post by rowdy426 on Dec 21, 2013 18:53:39 GMT -5
Man, it was touch and go through the Dragon Wars of January, we lost some good men when our mechs failed. But, fortunately, a plucky young engineer with tourettes had created a unique fusion battery that was able to power the mechs back on and we were able to turn the tide of battle. It happened none too soon, as once the dragons were down, their flesh melted through the earth and reanimated the corpses of the dead. I mean, we all know a zombie apocalypse was going to happen but when you actually look at it in reality, it's SO much different.. I mean, I don't need to tell you guys that, you lived through it as well. I mean, I'm in the Midwest so I think it was a LITTLE worse as the fact the last winter/early spring was VERY dry so it made it much easier for the zombies to shoot their fire breath in a much broader, more sweeping motion (Who woulda seen THAT coming from that Walking Dead show, right?) They DID manage to overtake us, but we found an abandoned school with a 1950s bomb shelter we hid out in for the next few months. During that time, I consider us lucky because only six of us went clincally insane and there was only minor cases of cannibalism. It was okay, it was the black comic relief guy who ended up being eaten. I mean, we knew since he fit two stereotypes, he'd bite it eventually... but, I was the one who correctly guessed "death by cannibalism" so I won the last remaining Hersheys bar. Such sweet victory. Once we emerged from our tomb in June, we had noticed the military presence had beaten back the zombies, once again.. "Thank you, Switzerland!" We all took them for saps, but turns out, they were just resting up all this time. But of course..... of course, then came the slavery. I mean, hell.... it could've been worse, with the year we had we had already figured we'd be harvesting crops the entire hot summer... but didn't think we'd be doing so with chains around our necks. I'm still not sure why they chained our dicks together, but I'm sure the Swiss had their reasons. I know what you're all thinking, though.... and to answer your question. Yes, I AM in Minnesota... and yes, we noticed the crack in Earth around mid-August. Not sure how long it was there... I mean, I hadn't been toward that area in about six weeks... so it was under six weeks old. I'm not sure if it always led straight to Hell, or if it started out small then burrowed to Hell. I dunno, all I Know is by then the Minotaurs had emerged and we had to fight them off for a few weeks. I was gored in the side, so I can't really give too many details of the eventual victory as I was laid up on the hospital. It was nice though, there was this lovely nurse named Rita. We had this little off-again on-again thing. I mean, yeah... I was a patient, she was a nurse, but it was a nice little thing to keep my mind off everything. Helped my healing go by pretty quickly. I kinda wonder what happened to her... she mentioned "wanting to go home" as her primary goal. Never really found out if she made it or not. So if you know anything about her, let me know. I mean, she'd be pretty easy to spot, I would assume. Blonde hair, long legs, red skin, three horns out of her head.... I probably should've meant she was half-demon. I dunno, she's a nice girl though. Well, as you know.... the fight with hell still wages on, but I have to admit.... October. Oh my god. Best Halloween ever! I mean, it as as if it was on cue! I don't know when they started show up in your necks of the woods... but it was like 3:30PM on Halloween when the Aliens came down. Shooting their laser beams at Hell's minions. Shoton The Bold, we salute you! You can probe me anytime! *wink wink* He knows what I mean. But yeah, as the year is coming to a close... year one of the apocalypse. It was pretty eventful. I keep hearing rumblings that the small group of survivors I have met up with may be forming an alliance with the Bigfoot Tribe in Ontario, although if that happens I just know the others nerds will freak out that we finally have our own "chewie." Was such a disappointment when they spoke perfect victorian-age English rather than "GRRAAAAAAAWWW" .... it's cool. I wonder if they'd be cool wearing the bandolier though. Anyways, I should really wrap this up. We're in the middle of trying to re-assemble our Time Machine so we can go back in time and bring back a few Dinosaurs to helps us fight. Yeah... yeah, that was us. Sorry about the last one. Who knew one T-Rex would destroy the entirety of Chicago? Glad you guys finally got him under control though, we're just jealous you got to strap a saddle and twin machine guns to one before us. Our bad, Our jelly. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Post by The Zombie Mod The on Dec 21, 2013 19:01:37 GMT -5
so that's why that sodding fox song got so much air play
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Dec 21, 2013 19:11:51 GMT -5
Man, it was touch and go through the Dragon Wars of January, we lost some good men when our mechs failed. But, fortunately, a plucky young engineer with tourettes had created a unique fusion battery that was able to power the mechs back on and we were able to turn the tide of battle. It happened none too soon, as once the dragons were down, their flesh melted through the earth and reanimated the corpses of the dead. I mean, we all know a zombie apocalypse was going to happen but when you actually look at it in reality, it's SO much different.. I mean, I don't need to tell you guys that, you lived through it as well. I mean, I'm in the Midwest so I think it was a LITTLE worse as the fact the last winter/early spring was VERY dry so it made it much easier for the zombies to shoot their fire breath in a much broader, more sweeping motion (Who woulda seen THAT coming from that Walking Dead show, right?) They DID manage to overtake us, but we found an abandoned school with a 1950s bomb shelter we hid out in for the next few months. During that time, I consider us lucky because only six of us went clincally insane and there was only minor cases of cannibalism. It was okay, it was the black comic relief guy who ended up being eaten. I mean, we knew since he fit two stereotypes, he'd bite it eventually... but, I was the one who correctly guessed "death by cannibalism" so I won the last remaining Hersheys bar. Such sweet victory. Once we emerged from our tomb in June, we had noticed the military presence had beaten back the zombies, once again.. "Thank you, Switzerland!" We all took them for saps, but turns out, they were just resting up all this time. But of course..... of course, then came the slavery. I mean, hell.... it could've been worse, with the year we had we had already figured we'd be harvesting crops the entire hot summer... but didn't think we'd be doing so with chains around our necks. I'm still not sure why they chained our dicks together, but I'm sure the Swiss had their reasons. I know what you're all thinking, though.... and to answer your question. Yes, I AM in Minnesota... and yes, we noticed the crack in Earth around mid-August. Not sure how long it was there... I mean, I hadn't been toward that area in about six weeks... so it was under six weeks old. I'm not sure if it always led straight to Hell, or if it started out small then burrowed to Hell. I dunno, all I Know is by then the Minotaurs had emerged and we had to fight them off for a few weeks. I was gored in the side, so I can't really give too many details of the eventual victory as I was laid up on the hospital. It was nice though, there was this lovely nurse named Rita. We had this little off-again on-again thing. I mean, yeah... I was a patient, she was a nurse, but it was a nice little thing to keep my mind off everything. Helped my healing go by pretty quickly. I kinda wonder what happened to her... she mentioned "wanting to go home" as her primary goal. Never really found out if she made it or not. So if you know anything about her, let me know. I mean, she'd be pretty easy to spot, I would assume. Blonde hair, long legs, red skin, three horns out of her head.... I probably should've meant she was half-demon. I dunno, she's a nice girl though. Well, as you know.... the fight with hell still wages on, but I have to admit.... October. Oh my god. Best Halloween ever! I mean, it as as if it was on cue! I don't know when they started show up in your necks of the woods... but it was like 3:30PM on Halloween when the Aliens came down. Shooting their laser beams at Hell's minions. Shoton The Bold, we salute you! You can probe me anytime! *wink wink* He knows what I mean. But yeah, as the year is coming to a close... year one of the apocalypse. It was pretty eventful. I keep hearing rumblings that the small group of survivors I have met up with may be forming an alliance with the Bigfoot Tribe in Ontario, although if that happens I just know the others nerds will freak out that we finally have our own "chewie." Was such a disappointment when they spoke perfect victorian-age English rather than "GRRAAAAAAAWWW" .... it's cool. I wonder if they'd be cool wearing the bandolier though. Anyways, I should really wrap this up. We're in the middle of trying to re-assemble our Time Machine so we can go back in time and bring back a few Dinosaurs to helps us fight. Yeah... yeah, that was us. Sorry about the last one. Who knew one T-Rex would destroy the entirety of Chicago? Glad you guys finally got him under control though, we're just jealous you got to strap a saddle and twin machine guns to one before us. Our bad, Our jelly.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2013 20:50:50 GMT -5
f*** Dec 21st 2012. It could rot in hell for all I care
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 21, 2013 23:19:44 GMT -5
Haha, I thought about this earlier today. I wondered, "what if the Mayans were a year off?" Alas, we're all still here.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 21, 2013 23:24:05 GMT -5
Haha, I thought about this earlier today. I wondered, "what if the Mayans were a year off?" Alas, we're all still here. What if it's actually 13/31/13? And you thought Smarch weather was lousy Before!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 23:34:04 GMT -5
Told you guys that I'd see you all in hell.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 22, 2013 0:15:29 GMT -5
It's currently cold.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 22, 2013 0:44:04 GMT -5
Haha, I thought about this earlier today. I wondered, "what if the Mayans were a year off?" Alas, we're all still here. What if it's actually 13/31/13? And you thought Smarch weather was lousy Before! Oh boy, hadn't considered that. Better get right with the man upstairs. BRB.
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