It's Christmas. A family is supposed to fight at Christmas.
The only reason we fight is because you keep shoving your political rants down everyone's throats at dinner. And you always spend the money family members loan you on booze.
Copy cat threads, passive aggressiveness, calling out other posters. I've done all three of them recently but shit this needs to stop. We all need to chill and hug it out like Team Hell No did
::: walks into frame from the right hand side wearing a purple and gold suit ::::
It has been said that anything can happen here at F.A.N., but now more than ever, truer words have never been spoken. This is a conscious effort on our part to "Open the Creative Envelope", so to speak, in order to entertain you in a more contemporary manner. Even though we call ourselves "Forum Entertainment" because of the creativity involved, the keyword in that phrase is "Entertainment". F.A.N. extends far beyond the strict confines of a bulletin board system into the wide open environment of the Internet. We borrow from such programs niches like professional wrestling, like "World Wrestling Federation circa 1993", or, music videos such as those on VHS tapes of 90's MTV, Daytime talk-shows like "The Steve Wilkos Show" and others, cartoons like "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" or "Adventure Time", Sitcoms like "How I Met Your Mother" and "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D", and other widely accepted forms of television entertainment. We, here at F.A.N., think that you, Internet users, are quite frankly, tired of having your "intelligence insulted". We also think that you're tired of the same old simplistic theory of "SuperSweet's Ass has a corporeal form". Surely the era of "Guessing the "Woman" in Banjo's signature, King Ghidorah's cerebral cortex destroying news and Demented's drive-by groin kicks as we take Harley hostage while he's not looking",
::: the sounds of Harley banging the inside of a car trunk are heard in the back ground:: SHUT UP I'M ADDRESSING F.A.N.
*ahem*
is definitely, passe. Therefore, we've embarked on a far more innovative and contemporary creative campaign, that is far more invigorating and extemporaneous than ever before. However, due to the absurd nature of "F.A.N." and the "F.A.N. Forums", we encourage some degree of suspending disbelief, as it relates to the newer users browsing our website. Other F.A.N. programs on the Freakin' Awesome Network, such as "FSin's Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Review", and the annual "Gilded Gamepad Adwards", where there's a 40% increase in the nerdy audience obviously, however, need no such discretion. We are irresponsible internet content providers who work hard to bring you this outrageous, wacky, wonderful world known as the Freakin' Awesome Network. Through some 150 years the Freakin Awesome Network has been an entertainment main-stay here on the series of tubes, and all over the world. One of the reasons for that longevity is: As the times have changed, we started using a flux capacitor to alter the timeline. I'm happy to say that this new vibrate, creative direction has resulted in a huge increase in internet viewership, for which we thank the MODS, Madison Carter and Dan Lashley for allowing us to have the creative freedom. But most especially, we would like to thank you, for participating. F.A.N. and the F.A.N. Forums are definitely the cause of rampant global insomnia."