Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 26, 2013 16:50:37 GMT -5
Inspired by the thread about WWE hating the French, and Baldabomb's statement thst WWE is limits on what kind of foreign heels they can use because they do not want to offend the people in countries where WWE does a lot of business. The natural solution is for WWE to create foriegn heel characters from countries where they don't do a lot of business to lessen the risk. So I propose that we here on FAN lend WWE a hand by creating some foreign heels from obscure countries where WWE has not done any toys and is not known to do a lot of business. I'll get the ball rolling by restating my idea for a heel wrestler from the Federated States of Micronesia. He's your typical, America hating heel, but with a twist: he's played by a little person and he's out for revenge against WWE for the "little people's court" skit from years ago because little people's court scactuallyvtge Supreme Court of Micronesia. I also suggest the first ever heel wrestler from Kurdistan. He hates America because for all the years WWE has been doing their Tribute to the Troops shows they never invited any Kurds to watch them perform and never passed through Iraqi Kurdistan, and he has his eye in winning WWE title because then the world will have no choice but to officially recognize the independence and greatness of Kurdistan. Anyone else got one?
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 26, 2013 16:52:44 GMT -5
The Czechoslovakian that's living in the past.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 26, 2013 16:55:51 GMT -5
A Kazakhstani wrestler who is basically a serial number-filed-off Borat.
...actually, I'm shocked WWE HASN'T yet.
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Dec 26, 2013 16:59:58 GMT -5
An New Zealand heel who has a passionate hatred for anyone who doesn't know who the Bushwalkers are. he also hates America because the New Zealand team came out with a kangaroo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 17:08:39 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure this man is about as obscurely foreign as WWE can get:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 17:09:43 GMT -5
A group of angry militants from Val Verde
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Post by JTG Fan on Dec 26, 2013 17:10:32 GMT -5
A greasy goat loving mama's boy Maltese man
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 26, 2013 17:18:21 GMT -5
A new Irish wrestler debuts and starts an epic feud with Sheamus-because he is really from North Ireland.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 17:22:06 GMT -5
I think the WWE had gold with Antonio "The Random Swiss GerMan" Cesaro in all honesty.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 26, 2013 18:31:45 GMT -5
7ft tall Eskimo
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 26, 2013 18:41:20 GMT -5
Evil Basque nationalist.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 26, 2013 18:41:59 GMT -5
An Ugandan giant. Let's give him a cool Ugandan name.......how about Kamala?
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 26, 2013 18:44:16 GMT -5
Radical Flemish tag team.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 26, 2013 18:50:04 GMT -5
A Giant Boar from Moldova.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 18:56:58 GMT -5
The Black Forest Gateau.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 26, 2013 18:59:44 GMT -5
"I have defeated all comers in my native Benin, and now I'm coming to the next step up: THE UNITED STATES! Americans, beware, I hate you all."
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 26, 2013 19:00:35 GMT -5
Max Moon returns as a heel and starts cutting promos about lazy, uncivilized Earthlings and our inferior space programs.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 26, 2013 19:23:46 GMT -5
Take any wrestler that looks what the American vernacular calls 'Asian,' claim he's from Taiwan, he constantly sells or gifts tacky, badly made products to other wrestlers, including creating his own title belt. Any time he loses the belt, it turns out someone was actually challenging for a poorly made replica. Except every copy of the belt is a poorly made replica.
He could later turn babyface, but still make cheap copies of everything, including his tights. So a heel tries to pin him by pulling the tights and instead they just tear off in his hands cause they're so cheap.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 26, 2013 19:26:05 GMT -5
A guy from Ghana who acts like he is Jamaican for some reason.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 26, 2013 19:27:28 GMT -5
I think it's high time that we get an evil heel from Seychelles, a small island off the coast of Africa.
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