Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 27, 2013 10:57:11 GMT -5
Not a heel gimmick, but related: Has any wrestler ever been a patriotic babyface who smashes up the arena to get rid of those dirty foreign objects taking American objects' jobs?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 27, 2013 11:30:04 GMT -5
He fights to prove the legitimacy of Sealand. He gets escorted to the ring by a bikini babe from the Conch Republic. She interferes in his matches by hitting his opponents with stale Cuban bread.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 27, 2013 11:52:08 GMT -5
a Finnish Metalhead type whose a guy but looks so much like a woman that he gets heel heat by confusing the more redneck of fans' sexuality. his theme song is, of course, a Children of Bodom song. his tag team partner is a Norwegian Black metal musician who, unable to find any churches to burn, just burns the Undertaker's "Symbol" every week. he also kills and eats Hornswoggle, and uses pictures of the murder for his 2 song 2 hour demo tape.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 27, 2013 13:23:27 GMT -5
"I'm not from around here! I have my own customs! Look at my craaaazy passport!"
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 27, 2013 14:05:34 GMT -5
a wrestler from Liechtenstein claming he's defeated everyone in his country (cause you know- there's not that many of them) so hopefully he can find someone in America worthy of facing him in the ring. then feuds with Real American Cesaro over Liechtsenstein being better than Switzerland.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 14:16:12 GMT -5
"TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO IS VERY GOOD! THE UNITED STATES IS VERY BAD!"
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Dec 27, 2013 14:24:36 GMT -5
Three Words: Paraguayian Soybean Magnate
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 27, 2013 14:27:22 GMT -5
Pete from San Marino. He's very quiet and doesn't care for red meat.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 14:36:21 GMT -5
Balki Bartokomous gimmick.
The once happy-go-lucky Meposian just up and snaps one day from cousin Larry's blatant disregard for his frequent warnings to not be ridiculous.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 27, 2013 14:49:10 GMT -5
Atticus Livianus
The descendent of both Roman and Greco royalty who lives the lifestyle of an emporer. He's built like the statue of David and somewhat dresses like him. He wears a toga to the ring and is carried on a triclinium by 4 of his servants to the tune of a theme only fit for a king (sort of like King Booker's I've imagined). His normal attire is just a simple pair of underwear tights, knee pads, and boots. Naturally, this guy would be arrogant, sort of a mixture of Alberto Del Rio, Chris Masters, and Mr. Perfect all in one.
And before anyone says anything, I had this idea before Alberto Del Rio got his character
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 27, 2013 16:30:00 GMT -5
Have him form a great team with his ally, the Swedish Pirate- who goes around handing bad DVD-Rs of the last PPV to everyone (followed by the Somali pirate holding them up and taking them back.)
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Post by Cela on Dec 27, 2013 16:53:27 GMT -5
It's time for tap the unlimited potential of the small yet peaceful island nation of Samoa.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 27, 2013 17:16:31 GMT -5
Armeinian techno douchebag. He has gold chains, bad spray tan, and a f***ed up goatee. Basically an ethnic Zack Ryder, but more of a sleazy jackass. Like if Fandango and Ryder merged together. Isn't there someone on this board who has that gimmick? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?
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xxshoyuweeniexx
King Koopa
Going Big and Saying That
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 27, 2013 17:38:28 GMT -5
It's time for tap the unlimited potential of the small yet peaceful island nation of Samoa. How about a Samoan savage? Or one who wears a thong and dances with white people? Or a Samoan who dresses like an islander and does a top rope splash? Or a Samoan guy who keeps asking us to smell what he's cooking and talks about sticking things up people's asses? The possibilities are endless.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Dec 27, 2013 17:55:36 GMT -5
I want to see a gimmick about a wrestler from Minnesota that has been having a hard time overcoming the strange and new customs of America as he travels outside of his hometown for the first time. Craig Gagne would be his name!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 18:07:38 GMT -5
A tag team of a Greek and a Turk, both from Cyprus. Every match they win is because one attempts to sabotage his partner and fails so miserably he actually helps them.
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Post by Cela on Dec 27, 2013 18:45:20 GMT -5
It's time for tap the unlimited potential of the small yet peaceful island nation of Samoa. How about a Samoan savage? Or one who wears a thong and dances with white people? Or a Samoan who dresses like an islander and does a top rope splash? Or a Samoan guy who keeps asking us to smell what he's cooking and talks about sticking things up people's asses? The possibilities are endless. Also, let's give them a certain characteristic straight out of 1800s folktales, like impossibly hard skulls!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 27, 2013 18:47:34 GMT -5
A new Irish wrestler debuts and starts an epic feud with Sheamus-because he is really from North Ireland. Finlay?
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 27, 2013 19:44:46 GMT -5
A guy from Ghana who acts like he is Jamaican for some reason. Man, whoever got that gimmick would be a main eventer instantly.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Dec 27, 2013 20:29:45 GMT -5
Have him be from a fictional country.
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