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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 26, 2013 19:44:37 GMT -5
Per Big Dave, the much-talked about angel buyer for TNA from a few months back that fell through was Toby Keith of country music fame, and Jeff Jarrett was heavily involved in that deal.
Kinda interesting. Dudes got mad bank thanks to bankrolling the record label that Taylor Swift turned into a goldmine, has successful restaurants and invests in real estate in Oklahoma or some shit. Maybe this is why they included his appearance in the top 50 TNA moments as they knew he would one day be their savior.
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Post by lovingway on Dec 26, 2013 19:56:22 GMT -5
Somewhere there is a joke about giving them a quarter
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Post by metylerca on Dec 26, 2013 20:10:11 GMT -5
There would be sooooo many guys in blue jeans with wallet chains if that were true.
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Post by Lancers on Dec 26, 2013 20:31:32 GMT -5
Toby's Nonrefundable Accident
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Post by nickcave on Dec 26, 2013 20:32:40 GMT -5
Well the dirtsheets were half right, it was a famous musician, only one who sings about getting drunk instead of waxing poetic about his teen angst. I would much prefer to hear Smashing Pumpkins music every week than Toby Keith music any day.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 20:34:08 GMT -5
Your name is Toby Nonstop Wrestling
My name is TNA Impact.
<whip cracks>
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 26, 2013 20:39:34 GMT -5
First Billy Corgan and now Toby Keith. You know what this means fellas...
TNA's a little bit country and TNA's a little bit rock and roll!
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 26, 2013 20:40:12 GMT -5
Somewhere there is a joke about giving them a quarter Nobody had change for a five, so the deal fell through.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 26, 2013 20:58:46 GMT -5
actually he drunkenly texted Dixie Carter in the middle of the night. she got a text that said "I wanna buy you out" but damn that autocorrect....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 21:06:53 GMT -5
So like, the opposite of Billy Corrigan.
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Post by Piccolo on Dec 26, 2013 21:06:59 GMT -5
Well the dirtsheets were half right, it was a famous musician, only one who sings about getting drunk instead of waxing poetic about his teen angst. I would much prefer to hear Smashing Pumpkins music every week than Toby Keith music any day. Aw, I totally unironically LOVE the "How Do You Like Me Now?" album. My sister left it in my car one year, and I listened to it while driving up and down the road to visit my then-boyfriend. Most of the songs are cheesy (country tends to be), but they really grew on me. "They're all watching us now, they think we're falling in love. They'd never believe we're just friends. When you kiss me like this, I think you mean it like that... If you do, baby, kiss me again!" OH, and not from that album, but "I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then. I wish I could start this whole thing over again. I'm not saying that you could ever be true, I just don't wanna know how it ends." SO GOOD. He's got some good non-alcohol related songs, is what I'm saying. They're mostly quite old, though.
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Post by nickcave on Dec 26, 2013 22:52:59 GMT -5
Well the dirtsheets were half right, it was a famous musician, only one who sings about getting drunk instead of waxing poetic about his teen angst. I would much prefer to hear Smashing Pumpkins music every week than Toby Keith music any day. Aw, I totally unironically LOVE the "How Do You Like Me Now?" album. My sister left it in my car one year, and I listened to it while driving up and down the road to visit my then-boyfriend. Most of the songs are cheesy (country tends to be), but they really grew on me. "They're all watching us now, they think we're falling in love. They'd never believe we're just friends. When you kiss me like this, I think you mean it like that... If you do, baby, kiss me again!" OH, and not from that album, but "I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then. I wish I could start this whole thing over again. I'm not saying that you could ever be true, I just don't wanna know how it ends." SO GOOD. He's got some good non-alcohol related songs, is what I'm saying. They're mostly quite old, though. No that's cool! If everyone had the same taste in music the world would be pretty boring.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 27, 2013 0:39:12 GMT -5
Because one company with an owner who awkwardly forces his beliefs into angles isn't enough.
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 27, 2013 0:51:50 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon, we'll put a boot in your ass. Courtesy: T-N-A"
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Dec 27, 2013 0:57:54 GMT -5
actually he drunkenly texted Dixie Carter in the middle of the night. she got a text that said "I wanna buy you out" but damn that autocorrect....
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 27, 2013 1:50:23 GMT -5
I bet Toby would've replaced Mike Tenay with his buddy, Good Ol' J.R. if he had bought out TNA.
That alone would've made Impact more enjoyable...
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 27, 2013 4:02:39 GMT -5
Big Dave? How would Batista know about this? There would be sooooo many guys in blue jeans with wallet chains if that were true. James Storm and Gunner would be the top guys in the company.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 4:05:30 GMT -5
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was," should probably be TNA's motto.
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Post by shaker on Dec 27, 2013 8:33:36 GMT -5
All hogpen matches, all the time.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 27, 2013 11:18:57 GMT -5
Because one company with an owner who awkwardly forces his beliefs into angles isn't enough. I dunno I think the most Redneck wrestling fed ever would at least be good for a few laughs.
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