Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 28, 2013 0:49:20 GMT -5
Entrants:
26) Disco Inferno
29) D'lo Brown
Eliminations:
2) New Jack enters the ring and knocks Val out of the ring by choking him in the ring ropes.
4) Jim Cornette wants no part of New Jack so he enters the ring and hops over the top rope
3) Hardcore Holly doesn't approve of New Jack claiming to be hardcore, so his first act upon entering is Alabama Slamming Jack right over the ropes.
6)Sting enters the ring a house of fire with a fury of offensive moves and throws Hardcore Holly into the rope and hits him with a Stinger splash. He then puts Holly in a Scorpion Death Lock and gets him to tap out.Afterwards he jump up and down in excitementthinking he eliminated him as he forgot the the Rules of the Rumble since as he is not used to WWF rules.Muta uses Stings mistake to his advantage and when Sting turns around he sprays mist into his eyes. Blinded Stinger is then hit with a sweet superkick before being thrown out over the top rope.
8) Friar Ferguson falls to gang warfare.
10)Lita enters and is immediately knocked out and given a Peoples elbow before being thrown out
1) The Great MUTA is introduced to real Americana, and is persuaded by the Godfather to hop over the top and hang out with the ho's.
5) Holly goes after Smiley, looking to dump him out only for Smiley to counter, dropping down behind and then introducing him instead to his Big Wiggle! Hardcore is so horrified with what he's seeing that he immediately jumps over the top rope out of surprise. He soon realizes his mistake, but it's too late as Norman knocks him off the apron with a dropkick sending him to the showers!
16) Taker enter and he chokeslams Lawler and and tombstones him and throws him far over the top rope and into the crowd out of anger for bounced checks by Lawlers associates from his WCWA days.
12) Shamrock enters and rips Vampiro's foot off, rendering him unable to continue.
11 and 14) The Godfather and Norman Smiley are grappling on the ropes. The Rock sneaks up and dumps them both over
9) Out to prove to all the doubters he is a main event player Prince Albert Power Slams The Rock over the top and eliminates him
7) Matt Hardy enters the ring and helps Jeff eliminate Christian
18) Prince Albert domination continues.His next victim Ken Shamrock who was hit with a firemans carry and big splash before being thrown over and out.
19) La Parka ends Prince Albert's dominance with a chairshot to the head
13) Shawn enters and he eliminates Jeff Hardy sending him out with sweet chin music.
20) Undertaker chokeslams Matt Hardy over the top
17)Alex Wright shows in 2 minutes he can do what HHH never can in 2 lifetimes get the best of Undertaker.After ducking out of a clothesline from taker Wright nail Undertaker with a perfectly executed German Suplex before throwing Taker out and over. After getting rid of Taker he dances in the middle of the ring to the delight of fans who throw their drinks and food in appreaciation.
24) Alex Wright and Disco Inferno have a dance-off to see who remains in the match. The Disco Inferno wins and Alex Wright leaves the ring in shame
21) As Kane enters everybody gangs up on him but Kane fights them off and eliminates Arn Anderson
22) La Parka attempts to coax Trish out of the ring, but she stubbornly refuses to go anywhere. Frustrated, Parka swings his chair, but Trish ducks underneath, snatching it from him and smashing it right into his face! She then delivers a Chick Kick catching the masked man off-guard and sending him toppling over the top rope!
23 and 27) Kane throws Shawn Michaels over but he hangs onto the bottom rope.When Kane tries to kick Michaels out he is dumped over the top rope by Tommy Dreamer from behind. As Kane goes over his weights knocks out Michaels with him and the 2 odds on favorites left among bookies are gone.
15) D'lo Brown enters and shakes his head non stop. This causes Trish Stratus to have an epileptic seizure and she is carried out on a stretcher
25) & 30) Owen Hart enters and goes right for Edge but Edge backdrops Owen out. Owen lands on the apron and suplexes Edge over the ropes and onto the apron. As the two men fight on the apron Disco knocks them both off.
28) D'lo and Disco don't feel that Dreamer should win another Rumble this year like he did last year, instead believing either of them should win. So they decide to toss Dreamer out together.
26) Disco Inferno
29) D'lo Brown
Eliminations:
2) New Jack enters the ring and knocks Val out of the ring by choking him in the ring ropes.
4) Jim Cornette wants no part of New Jack so he enters the ring and hops over the top rope
3) Hardcore Holly doesn't approve of New Jack claiming to be hardcore, so his first act upon entering is Alabama Slamming Jack right over the ropes.
6)Sting enters the ring a house of fire with a fury of offensive moves and throws Hardcore Holly into the rope and hits him with a Stinger splash. He then puts Holly in a Scorpion Death Lock and gets him to tap out.Afterwards he jump up and down in excitementthinking he eliminated him as he forgot the the Rules of the Rumble since as he is not used to WWF rules.Muta uses Stings mistake to his advantage and when Sting turns around he sprays mist into his eyes. Blinded Stinger is then hit with a sweet superkick before being thrown out over the top rope.
8) Friar Ferguson falls to gang warfare.
10)Lita enters and is immediately knocked out and given a Peoples elbow before being thrown out
1) The Great MUTA is introduced to real Americana, and is persuaded by the Godfather to hop over the top and hang out with the ho's.
5) Holly goes after Smiley, looking to dump him out only for Smiley to counter, dropping down behind and then introducing him instead to his Big Wiggle! Hardcore is so horrified with what he's seeing that he immediately jumps over the top rope out of surprise. He soon realizes his mistake, but it's too late as Norman knocks him off the apron with a dropkick sending him to the showers!
16) Taker enter and he chokeslams Lawler and and tombstones him and throws him far over the top rope and into the crowd out of anger for bounced checks by Lawlers associates from his WCWA days.
12) Shamrock enters and rips Vampiro's foot off, rendering him unable to continue.
11 and 14) The Godfather and Norman Smiley are grappling on the ropes. The Rock sneaks up and dumps them both over
9) Out to prove to all the doubters he is a main event player Prince Albert Power Slams The Rock over the top and eliminates him
7) Matt Hardy enters the ring and helps Jeff eliminate Christian
18) Prince Albert domination continues.His next victim Ken Shamrock who was hit with a firemans carry and big splash before being thrown over and out.
19) La Parka ends Prince Albert's dominance with a chairshot to the head
13) Shawn enters and he eliminates Jeff Hardy sending him out with sweet chin music.
20) Undertaker chokeslams Matt Hardy over the top
17)Alex Wright shows in 2 minutes he can do what HHH never can in 2 lifetimes get the best of Undertaker.After ducking out of a clothesline from taker Wright nail Undertaker with a perfectly executed German Suplex before throwing Taker out and over. After getting rid of Taker he dances in the middle of the ring to the delight of fans who throw their drinks and food in appreaciation.
24) Alex Wright and Disco Inferno have a dance-off to see who remains in the match. The Disco Inferno wins and Alex Wright leaves the ring in shame
21) As Kane enters everybody gangs up on him but Kane fights them off and eliminates Arn Anderson
22) La Parka attempts to coax Trish out of the ring, but she stubbornly refuses to go anywhere. Frustrated, Parka swings his chair, but Trish ducks underneath, snatching it from him and smashing it right into his face! She then delivers a Chick Kick catching the masked man off-guard and sending him toppling over the top rope!
23 and 27) Kane throws Shawn Michaels over but he hangs onto the bottom rope.When Kane tries to kick Michaels out he is dumped over the top rope by Tommy Dreamer from behind. As Kane goes over his weights knocks out Michaels with him and the 2 odds on favorites left among bookies are gone.
15) D'lo Brown enters and shakes his head non stop. This causes Trish Stratus to have an epileptic seizure and she is carried out on a stretcher
25) & 30) Owen Hart enters and goes right for Edge but Edge backdrops Owen out. Owen lands on the apron and suplexes Edge over the ropes and onto the apron. As the two men fight on the apron Disco knocks them both off.
28) D'lo and Disco don't feel that Dreamer should win another Rumble this year like he did last year, instead believing either of them should win. So they decide to toss Dreamer out together.