FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 27, 2013 19:05:17 GMT -5
The ring announcers ring introductions go like this:
"This is the next match. Introducing first, this guy. And his opponent, is that guy. OK, my job is done, I'm going to go over here and sit down and do nothing now."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 19:23:40 GMT -5
Wait, how is this thread title different from how it's been done for the last ___ years?
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Dec 27, 2013 19:47:08 GMT -5
Stone Cold and HBK return for a match, after entrances and the face off, they strip down and f*** in the middle of the ring, then shoot each other in the head while Vince beats off onto the mess. I am actually speechless........
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 27, 2013 19:55:46 GMT -5
Michael Cole - "Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time to announce the first inductee in the WWE Hall of Fame, Class of 2014.....Chris Benoit!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 19:58:25 GMT -5
I thought they already did this and called it Smackdown.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
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The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 27, 2013 20:10:22 GMT -5
Triple H opens the show with a promo. It lasts 2 hours & 56 minutes. John Cena & Randy Orton make their way out for the first match of the night - a WWE World Heavyweight Title match to open the first Raw of 2014. Show ends after the entrances.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 27, 2013 20:24:41 GMT -5
HHH actually does that thing in the photo and wears all the belts.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 27, 2013 20:31:48 GMT -5
The Great Khali goes out to the ring, sits down reads McBeth for the entire show with no breaks.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Dec 27, 2013 20:34:13 GMT -5
Ok, f*** I have 3 hours to make. An ironman will cut an hour of that lets make the main event that with two people that can wrestle ermm Cesaro v Bryan. 2 more hours, lets do a 4 corner tag match that'll take up an good 40 minutes. What teams we have? Brotherhood, Usos, Shield and f*** it lets throw Santino and Ryback in there. 1 hour 20, 3 matches should cover that. Erm Langston v Cena, Orton V Swagger, Punk V Ambrose and lets have Cena do a 10 minute promo to fill time. Now if you excuse me I'm going back to the hotel bar
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 20:41:53 GMT -5
We finally get that HHH vs Curtis axel iron man match
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 27, 2013 20:51:16 GMT -5
Stone Cold and HBK return for a match, after entrances and the face off, they strip down and f*** in the middle of the ring, then shoot each other in the head while Vince beats off onto the mess.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 27, 2013 21:01:11 GMT -5
Stone Cold and HBK return for a match, after entrances and the face off, they strip down and f*** in the middle of the ring, then shoot each other in the head while Vince beats off onto the mess. So you're saying that somehow it will end with Triple H pinning the pile of goo and bodies, then posing while Lemmy plays both of his theme songs, as well as (inexplicably) the Lituanian national anthem in a continuous loop for the remaining 2+hours.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 27, 2013 21:08:17 GMT -5
So you're saying that somehow it will end with Triple H pinning the pile of goo and bodies, then posing while Lemmy plays both of his theme songs, as well as (inexplicably) the Lituanian national anthem in a continuous loop for the remaining 2+hours. Of course, you know they would go the cliche route
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Dec 27, 2013 23:18:59 GMT -5
Cole: "Welcome back to Monday Night Raw. As you can see two drunk fans are in the ring beating the hell out of each other. There's no security tonight so I guess we'll just go with this. Jerry Lawler is back on commentary as he's um, finished watching his pornography."
Lawler: "Hey Cole, I've got Netflix on my phone, do you want to watch Paul Blart, Mall Cop?"
Cole: "No thanks, King. And keep that phone away from me. God only knows where it's been. I see you have Hannah Montana and iCarly at the top of your Netflix queue, that doesn't surprise me. Renee Young is standing by with AJ Lee."
--we now go backstage to Renee Young and AJ drunkenly making out while Hornswoggle furiously masturbates in the corner-- --cut to commercial--
Cole: "We're back on Monday Night Raw. I'm being told tonight's main event of Alberto Del Rio vs Zack Ryder has been cancelled. Apparently someone thought Del Rio was a piece of scenery from a play held here last week and carried him out of the arena."
Lawler: "Look what I got for Christmas, Michael! It's called a Fleshlight. It's the best gift I ever bought myself. Do you want to see how it works?"
Cole: "Dear God no, put that thing away King. Well folks, there hasn't been a match in over an hour and most of the fans have left. This will likely be the last Monday Night Raw ever. I'm going to be trying out for TNA tomorrow. For the remainder of Raw we're going to be showing episodes of WBF Bodystars. Good night everybody."
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Malcolm
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Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 27, 2013 23:41:18 GMT -5
A 3 hour iron man match between Alberto Del Rio and Curtis Axel.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 28, 2013 0:31:08 GMT -5
We finally get that HHH vs Broomstick iron man match Fixed.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 28, 2013 8:18:59 GMT -5
Michael Cole takes a page from Bob Uecker from Major League. He calls the match in a T-Shirt and wearing boxer shorts. He has a bottle of Jack Daniels on the announce table. When it comes time to plug the sponsors this happens: "Tonight's show is brought by, Christ, I can't find it (the copy for the sponsor plugs). The Hell with them."
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 28, 2013 12:33:19 GMT -5
Eva Marie beats the Undertaker at Wrestlemania
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2013 13:06:01 GMT -5
Didn't they call that NXT Season 3?
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