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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 29, 2013 12:43:56 GMT -5
Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes, dude just wanted to get laid is all.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 29, 2013 12:53:47 GMT -5
Scorpion's life in Mortal Kombat sucked pretty bad. His afterlife is better, but still pretty sucky.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2013 13:38:45 GMT -5
Anyone from early REs.
Not only do you have to contend with the zombie outbreak with limited firepower, getting in and out of anywhere is a complete pain in the ass.
In fact, I decided long ago that if I ever struck it super rich that a RE caliber security system would be a priority.
You want to break in? You can, but you have to insert the amulet found in the courtyard into a slot by the fountain that stops the flow of water to reveal half a stone figurine that you'll have to combine with the other half found in the mailbox that fits into a depression on the garage that then opens to reveal a ladder that can't be reached so you have to double back to the courtyard and...
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 29, 2013 13:51:02 GMT -5
In fact, I decided long ago that if I ever struck it super rich that a RE caliber security system would be a priority. You want to break in? You can, but you have to insert the amulet found in the courtyard into a slot by the fountain that stops the flow of water to reveal half a stone figurine that you'll have to combine with the other half found in the mailbox that fits into a depression on the garage that then opens to reveal a ladder that can't be reached so you have to double back to the courtyard and... I respect you... BOOKER MAN!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 29, 2013 14:10:37 GMT -5
Not really a main character, but I need to mention Lisa Trevor from the Resident Evil Remake. I never felt bad for a VG character before, but damn
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 30, 2013 10:43:09 GMT -5
Joel from The Last of Us had a pretty rotten life. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}his daughter gets shot dead in his arms while fleeing the infection, he has a nasty falling out with Tommy (the ONLY family he has left), has to leave Tess behind to die (and she might be his girlfriend), has to watch everything when things go south for Sam and Henry, gets impaled with a piece of Rebar and almost dies, and when he finally gets Ellie where she`s going he ends up having to choose between what's best for humanity as a whole and what's best for the only person he has left. and on top of that fro what little we know of it his marriage ended in a very ugly fashion. guy DESERVES his happy ending, even if he had to be selfish to get it.
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Post by agent817 on Dec 30, 2013 11:28:37 GMT -5
Chuck Greene from "Dead Rising 2," and from what I've read about what happened to him in "Dead Rising 3." I can say that I spoiled myself from it and I will still watch the walkthrough of DR3 on YouTube soon, I can very well say that I am not surprised about what happened with him. I could say the same thing after reading the "Road To Fortune" comic and what happens in "Case Zero."
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Post by emperorthorn on Dec 30, 2013 11:32:07 GMT -5
Joel from The Last of Us had a pretty rotten life. {Spoiler}Spoiler his daughter gets shot dead in his arms while fleeing the infection, he has a nasty falling out with Tommy (the ONLY family he has left), has to leave Tess behind to die (and she might be his girlfriend), has to watch everything when things go south for Sam and Henry, gets impaled with a piece of Rebar and almost dies, and when he finally gets Ellie where she`s going he ends up having to choose between what's best for humanity as a whole and what's best for the only person he has left. and on top of that fro what little we know of it his marriage ended in a very ugly fashion. guy DESERVES his happy ending, even if he had to be selfish to get it. Considering how awful their world is, I think every single character from Last of Us had a pretty rotten life.
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Post by g1megatronfan on Dec 30, 2013 12:07:16 GMT -5
Mario.
Think about all the crap he's been through all because Princess Peach can't hire an army to fortify and protect her castle. She has to rely on a little Italian plumber and his under-appreciated brother to save her from Bowser and his Koopalings etc. Like being a plumber isn't hard enough but now he has to keep rescuing a chick who never learns from her mistakes.
What's even worse is that all he gets for his trouble is either a kiss on the cheek or a simple thank you. He must be one let down guy after going through all those worlds and facing all those crazy critters and kinda gets brushed off...lol.
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 30, 2013 12:08:13 GMT -5
Mario. Think about all the crap he's been through all because Princess Peach can't hire an army to fortify and protect her castle. She has to rely on a little Italian plumber and his under-appreciated brother to save her from Bowser and his Koopalings etc. Like being a plumber isn't hard enough but now he has to keep rescuing a chick who never learns from her mistakes. What's even worse is that all he gets for his trouble is either a kiss on the cheek or a simple thank you. He must be one let down guy after going through all those worlds and facing all those crazy critters and kinda gets brushed off...lol. Dude gets all the free shrooms he wants, and they give him super powers. It can't be that bad.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 30, 2013 12:38:47 GMT -5
I'll top that by offering Mario back when he was Jumpman. He keeps having to climb up the same four construction sites, and 3 out of 4 of those times he almost rescues his girlfriend...only for some dumb gorilla to take her away and force him right to the bottom again. And when he does rescue Pauline, he doesn't even get to touch her. And it goes on forever, or at least 256 times when he DIES before he can even get started again.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 30, 2013 13:16:25 GMT -5
Almost anyone from a Quantic Dream game.
Lucas Kane and Ethan Mars, especially.
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