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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 31, 2013 22:59:46 GMT -5
I must have seen thousands of movies in my life time, but truly surprising dialogue seems few and far between. For instance, in Empire Strikes Back you have the classic line "I am your father," which while a great twist has fairly cookie cutter dialogue behind it. What I'm talking about is dialogue that takes such a turn from what you're watching that you just go, "Wait WTF." For example I was just watching Smashed (2011) a couple of nights ago. It's about this woman struggling with alcoholism and has a lot of the drama you'd expect of this sort of thing. However, when she along in a car with the actor who plays Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation he admits to her, {Spoiler}{Spoiler}"I just want to f*** your moist pussy" or something like that. it was just so out of left field I couldn't help but be surprised. |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 31, 2013 23:09:00 GMT -5
"She's my sister"
(slap)
"She's my daughter"
(slap)
"My sister, my daughter"
(slap)
"I said I want the truth!"
"She's my sister AND my daughter!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 31, 2013 23:14:42 GMT -5
"She's my sister" (slap) "She's my daughter" (slap) "My sister, my daughter" (slap) "I said I want the truth!" "She's my sister AND my daughter!" That's a pretty good one. I wasn't sure if people would quite get what I mean, but yeah {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Chinatown was a pretty straight forward crime drama before they went into incest country out of nowhere. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 31, 2013 23:45:05 GMT -5
"He only has boys." from Marcy May Martha Marlene.
Literally got an audible "What the f*** did she just say?" out of me.
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Post by Mac on Jan 1, 2014 0:38:38 GMT -5
I don't think I can post it here.... but search pick up line from Shark Attack 3
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Jan 1, 2014 12:49:02 GMT -5
"We got a new customer at the bank."
"Who is it?"
"I cannot tell you that! It's confidential!"
"Ah, c'mon, why not?"
"No, I can't tell you! Anyway, how is your sex life?"
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Post by DSR on Jan 1, 2014 16:35:24 GMT -5
In BATMAN RETURNS, Max Schreck (Christopher Walken) is trying to coax the Penguin (Danny DeVito) into running for mayor. One of the things he offers is "Unlimited poontang."
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 1, 2014 21:49:49 GMT -5
The first Saw movie has some unreasonably funny lines in it. 'I don't care if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a thirteen hooker gangbang.'
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 1, 2014 23:45:56 GMT -5
"He only has boys." from Marcy May Martha Marlene. Literally got an audible "What the f*** did she just say?" out of me. Yeah, it's the creepiest moment in a film filled with creepy moments. |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 1, 2014 23:54:26 GMT -5
Christopher motherf***in' Walken in that scene.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 2, 2014 0:07:52 GMT -5
Seems like this thread is essentially talking about surprising plot twists. I'm going a little differently. One of the most odd exchanges of dialogue that comes to mind is when Frank Sinatra and Janet Leigh are on the train in The Manchurian Candidate. Some interpret this scene as {Spoiler}Janet Leigh, working with the communists, is trying to trigger Sinatra's brainwashing. |
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