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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 3, 2014 20:50:45 GMT -5
You know not Marvel or Star Wars but Disney. Unless its funny then go ahead.
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
Posts: 6,207
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Post by Toxik916 on Jan 3, 2014 20:56:21 GMT -5
Mmm girl you look like Princess Jasmine, wanna sit on my face like it's your magic carpet?
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
Posts: 8,905
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Post by Lila on Jan 3, 2014 21:00:55 GMT -5
They call me Rapunzel because my weave is long and my pussy is good.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
Posts: 44,259
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 3, 2014 21:07:39 GMT -5
Not a good one, but...
You must be Minnie Mouse because I'm Goofy for you.
When your around I want to be like Donald Duck and walk around with no pants.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2014 21:30:14 GMT -5
I've got a Friend On The Other Side of my boxers.
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 3, 2014 21:32:01 GMT -5
They say it's better down where it's wetter... want to go test that?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 21:33:12 GMT -5
Lemme stick my sword in your stone, baby.
Wanna see my Little John?
I'm gonna plow you like Aladdin if he had a snowplow which weren't invented back then or are even located in his part of the world because it doesn't snow in the desert.
So what do you prefer, bedknob......or broomstick?
....wait, these are awful....
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,961
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 3, 2014 21:39:18 GMT -5
Just like Winnie the Pooh, I'd like to get stuck in your honey pot.
I'd give it to you so hard that whoever pulled me out would be named King of England.
If I called you Mulan, would you make a man out of me?
Call me Gaston, because no one does it like me.
You can be Ariel and I'll show you my dinglehopper.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,365
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 3, 2014 21:52:14 GMT -5
I'd love to become Part of Your World.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 3, 2014 21:58:32 GMT -5
Women call me Mr Toad because I give them a wild ride.
Wherever I am with you is the "happiest place on earth".
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,276
Member is Online
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 3, 2014 22:00:22 GMT -5
"Are you Li Chang, cause I need someone to make a man out of me."
"Let's just say this Horned King is ready for your Black Cauldron."
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 16,619
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Post by BigWill on Jan 3, 2014 22:05:31 GMT -5
I'm scared to ask who you might be trying up pick up with those lines.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,266
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 3, 2014 22:09:50 GMT -5
I'll Zippity Doo Dah your Who-Ha
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 22:11:52 GMT -5
Wanna be the Daisy to my Donald?? *drops pants*
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Post by DSR on Jan 3, 2014 22:12:53 GMT -5
I can show you my dong, Shining, shimmering, splendid
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Post by The Wild Man of Borneo on Jan 3, 2014 22:14:05 GMT -5
Have you ever seen the Hundred-acre Wood?
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,940
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Post by Perd on Jan 3, 2014 22:17:17 GMT -5
I can't wait to chain you up in my basement after I Fantasia.
I'm gonna call you Andy, because my Woody will be your best friend.
Call me the Tramp, because I'm gonna give you my meat.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 61,747
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 3, 2014 22:19:15 GMT -5
How about you and I create the circle of life tonight Wanna rub my magic lamp and see if a genie pops out
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Post by Display Name on Jan 3, 2014 22:20:06 GMT -5
I wanna make your ass..what's the word?- Burn?
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Post by Cyno on Jan 3, 2014 22:20:36 GMT -5
"Why don't you go take a ride on Space Mountain?"
A "WHOOOOOOOO!" is optional.
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