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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 4, 2014 21:37:00 GMT -5
Yes, yes, John Cena is a great wrestler, has the ability to cut a mean promo, and is a hero to kids everywhere. He's one of the all time greats and unquestionably the break-out star of his generation. Blah-blah.
It doesn't matter. Cena sucks--even if he doesn't. This thread is designed to go back-to-basics. If you previously hated John Cena, you need to post here to remind yourself why you hated him. You must do this even if you think he's the most awesome guy ever. If you've been a part of the CeNation since it was the Chain Gang, you need to find something to hate.
I'll start.
I hated John Cena when he was trying his hardest to be rebellious and cool--to the point that they made his T-Shirt that said "Ruck Fules" be censored because it was controversial. He sucked when he was being billed, more or less, as the most controversial WWE superstar of all time.
He's also the worst best friend a man could have.
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Post by Manute Bol on Jan 4, 2014 21:38:51 GMT -5
Hating John Cena is so 2012.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 4, 2014 21:40:03 GMT -5
Hating John Cena is so 2012. Are you kidding? It's totally 2008. Play along. :-p |
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Post by MGH on Jan 4, 2014 21:40:09 GMT -5
Well I do love Cena, but now that you mention it... The proper reaction to losing the biggest match of your career/any major championship you had to fight your ass off for is:  Cena's reaction however...  WHY CAN'T YOU FEEL MISERY, JOHN CENA? WHY? |
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Post by JTG Fan on Jan 4, 2014 21:43:06 GMT -5
Maybe I'm not in a position myself to criticize it because I've never served our country, but his whole 'Marine' lifestyle character bugs me considering he's never served either.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 21:48:42 GMT -5
Hating John Cena is so 2012. Are you kidding? It's totally 2008. Play along. :-p Geez, guys, you are so grody. It is like SOOOOOO 2013. Get with the times, geezers. omg |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 4, 2014 21:49:57 GMT -5
He's so good he makes other guys on the roster look bad!
Aggghhh. It hurts my insidesssssss
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 4, 2014 22:02:19 GMT -5
If they hate, let em' hate. I drop your whole clan. Lay yo ass down for the three second tan.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 4, 2014 22:11:49 GMT -5
WHY CAN'T YOU FEEL MISERY, JOHN CENA? WHY? Did he answer you?? I mean, it looks like you're holding the mic up to your tv |
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 4, 2014 22:12:27 GMT -5
I hate his stupid Ned Flanders way of dealing with everything by smiling at every loss and sleight moronally. Other than that he's one of the best wrestlers and promo guys in the business when they let him.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 4, 2014 22:14:18 GMT -5
Well I do love Cena, but now that you mention it... The proper reaction to losing the biggest match of your career/any major championship you had to fight your ass off for is: Cena's reaction however... WHY CAN'T YOU FEEL MISERY, JOHN CENA? WHY? he's always high on Valium. John Cena's middle name is Felix. f*** that guy. |
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Post by blackmegaman on Jan 4, 2014 22:16:53 GMT -5
I hate his stupid Ned Flanders way of dealing with everything by smiling at every loss and sleight moronally. Other than that he's one of the best wrestlers and promo guys in the business when they let him. Now I just want him to snap one day and cut a promo about how he hate every wrestler in the WWE , and after that we find out he hate his parents and the post office. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 22:17:10 GMT -5
I hate his stupid Ned Flanders way of dealing with everything by smiling at every loss and sleight moronally. Other than that he's one of the best wrestlers and promo guys in the business when they let him. NO! You're not supposed to do the usual Cena criticism "this sucks about him, but I respect him he's one of the best in the biz." This thread is about HATE. I hate when he finds a way to suck up to a crowd and manipulate them into hating him less. It's lame pandering on his part, and I get so mad at the crowds for being like "oh he likes baseball too, okay!" Just accept it John, quit trying to guilt everyone into liking you. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 22:20:58 GMT -5
Every face/heel feud Cena has had for at least the last 7 years has been garbage.
If WWE wants me to stop hating him, they don't need to turn him heel, they need to fix that because his face/heel feuds are so boring I shut off PPV matches.
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Post by mrjl on Jan 4, 2014 22:21:11 GMT -5
Well I do love Cena, but now that you mention it... The proper reaction to losing the biggest match of your career/any major championship you had to fight your ass off for is: Cena's reaction however... WHY CAN'T YOU FEEL MISERY, JOHN CENA? WHY? because you want him to that's why Secretly John Cena is the most spiteful man in WWE |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 4, 2014 22:21:12 GMT -5
I hate that his last two shirts have been white with just words on them.
HATE IT!
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 4, 2014 22:22:30 GMT -5
The hated the whole first couple of years where he was the friggen underdog that always won. If somebody would have shot him in the chest he would have found a way to bounce back, hit the FU, and become champion. Don't get me started on the time he became a submission expert overnight. Ridiculous! Embrace the Hate.  |
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jan 4, 2014 22:25:42 GMT -5
One of my pet peeves is when he does an incredibly simple elementary level wrestling move and the announcers sell it like it's the second coming of christ
DID CENA JUST DO....A DROP KICK?!?!?!
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Jan 4, 2014 22:26:08 GMT -5
I hate his stupid Ned Flanders way of dealing with everything by smiling at every loss and sleight moronally. Other than that he's one of the best wrestlers and promo guys in the business when they let him. Now I just want him to snap one day and cut a promo about how he hate every wrestler in the WWE , and after that we find out he hate his parents and the post office.  |
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Post by stealthamo on Jan 4, 2014 22:27:17 GMT -5
Some of the promos that he cuts are absolutely f***ing ridiculous, because he's just rambling about stuff that has nothing to do with what's going on. Like that one time he started talking about Star Wars for some reason. Or the promo before last year's Royal Rumble, where he just talked about random stuff for like 15 minutes.
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