Tom Turkey
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Tom Turkey on Jan 8, 2014 21:12:25 GMT -5
Vince personally apologizes for the Daniel Bryan/Wyatt Family angle.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 8, 2014 21:15:14 GMT -5
Vince should just announce "Tyler Breeze has left the building." End of conference.
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Post by grimbiniho on Jan 8, 2014 21:15:35 GMT -5
They announce the WWE's gone bust as Stephanie and Triple H just cackle and evilly shout "why do you think we sold all that stock mwahahahaha"
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 8, 2014 21:15:41 GMT -5
I want to see Shawn Michaels dressed up in his hunting get-up at this press conference. I'd prefer a suit made of his hunting camo. |
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Post by SenorCrest on Jan 8, 2014 21:16:05 GMT -5
I thought it was going to be in 15mins. haha damn you time zones
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mattyy
Unicron
holy moly its the big homie
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Post by mattyy on Jan 8, 2014 21:17:17 GMT -5
I thought it was going to be in 15mins. haha damn you time zones it is. 9:30ET time. |
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wisdomwizard
King Koopa
Too Salty
Watching you.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Jan 8, 2014 21:18:48 GMT -5
I have a weird (but good) feeling about what this will be......
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Post by wahoowah11 on Jan 8, 2014 21:19:00 GMT -5
They announce that Ted Turner is getting back in the rassling business.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2014 21:19:59 GMT -5
Vince McMahon calmly announces the death of John Cena.
They fade to black as a wide-eyed Cena gulps.
This is never referenced again.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 8, 2014 21:20:01 GMT -5
Vince personally apologizes for the Daniel Bryan/Wyatt Family angle. Let's have him apologize for mocking JR while he's at it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2014 21:20:21 GMT -5
They announce that Ted Turner is getting back in the rassling business. Vince is in the entertainment EMPIRE! business. |
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Post by SenorCrest on Jan 8, 2014 21:21:10 GMT -5
I thought it was going to be in 15mins. haha damn you time zones it is. 9:30ET time. Well f*** me Heisenberg, you're right again. thanks |
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jan 8, 2014 21:21:58 GMT -5
The app ways "The new way to watch television" at the top.
Not sure if that is referencing the Network or the app itself come to think of it.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 8, 2014 21:22:00 GMT -5
Vince: Chris Benoit was innocent
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2014 21:22:11 GMT -5
Only one thing on my mind for this earth-shattering announcement.
WILL THERE BE DUBSTEP
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 8, 2014 21:22:32 GMT -5
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 8, 2014 21:22:36 GMT -5
THIS IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THIS BUSINESS!
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Krazee
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Post by Krazee on Jan 8, 2014 21:23:06 GMT -5
this anticipation is KILLING me
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2014 21:23:13 GMT -5
Vince McMahon just take off his pants, moons everyone, and starts jacking off screaming this is why they call me the genetic jackhammer. This goes on for 84 minutes.
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Tom Turkey
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Tom Turkey on Jan 8, 2014 21:23:19 GMT -5
The app ways "The new way to watch television" at the top. Not sure if that is referencing the Network or the app itself come to think of it. I think that tagline is always present for the App. |
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