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Post by Bootista on Jan 8, 2014 12:29:56 GMT -5
He's going to put her.... on ice.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 8, 2014 15:13:13 GMT -5
Was Schumacher planning a sequel where Freeze and Ivy would duke it out in Gotham?! I don't think he planned anything in that movie Ah, she did have nice stems.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 8, 2014 17:37:46 GMT -5
Got bootlegged dvd copies of the '66 series about a year back, and while watching em, it sorta surprised me that the Mr. Freeze puns are intact there.
There's a scenario where Freeze is going to break into a charity banquet, so he hides in a big crate that's marked that's meat. The crate is wheeled into the kitchen, and someone asks what sort of meat it is. Freeze bursts outta the crate and yells "COLD CUTS!"
So really, one can say there was precedent for the puns. It wasn't all Arnold's fault; hell he WAS accurate to that particular version.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 8, 2014 17:52:24 GMT -5
The late 90s were not good for Uma Thurman's reputation, there's this and the fact that she ruined the legacy of Emma Peel.
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Post by the2ndevil on Jan 8, 2014 17:53:06 GMT -5
To this day, Batman & Robin is my go to movie whenever I have a real crap day.
Cheers me right up, every single time.
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 8, 2014 18:03:25 GMT -5
To this day, Batman & Robin is my go to movie whenever I have a real crap day. Cheers me right up, every single time. I've been consistently entertained by the last 20min or so of Batman Forever the past few months, and I found B & R to be a lot of fun until this scene that just kind of took me out of it and made things not fun.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 8, 2014 19:08:39 GMT -5
He's probably just going to stab her. It's simple. With his frozen penis, yes.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 8, 2014 19:26:01 GMT -5
He's probably just going to stab her. It's simple. With his frozen penis, yes. Rosebud Frozen peas. Full country goodness and frozen peaness.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 8, 2014 19:27:50 GMT -5
He's probably just going to stab her. It's simple. With his frozen penis, yes. Cocksicle
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 8, 2014 19:30:17 GMT -5
Oh Arnie, decades ahead of the curb there, making Game of Thrones references. Umas Thurman was the only shining light in that whole film, aside from Arnie hilarity Honestly, I felt Uma was one of the worst things about the film, topped only by Alicia Silverstone.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jan 8, 2014 19:52:24 GMT -5
True story: My brother & I once tried to start a donation drive for the fictitious disease in this film called MacGregor's syndrome.
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 8, 2014 19:53:54 GMT -5
True story: My brother & I once tried to start a donation drive for the fictitious disease in this film called MacGregor's syndrome. Was it in honor of Alfred?
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jan 8, 2014 19:58:45 GMT -5
True story: My brother & I once tried to start a donation drive for the fictitious disease in this film called MacGregor's syndrome. Was it in honor of Alfred? I was going to claim that my other brother was in Stage 4 and desperately needed the blue vial to survive. I wish I had've let it play out until someone familiar with the movie called bullshit.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 8, 2014 20:23:12 GMT -5
I'm still unsure about how blue glowsticks were gonna cure Alfred; unless the cure was going to a rave.
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Post by sabretooth on Jan 8, 2014 20:31:18 GMT -5
I hope he did rape her , if only for the terrible Arnold puns. "I heard you like plants...well, I have something I'd like to bury in your bush!" "I have come to pluck your flower." "I have a seed to plant of my own!" "Damn it! Winter really did cum too early!" Do you like to plant tulips? Well, plant your tulips around my....
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 8, 2014 20:33:20 GMT -5
To be honest, Alfred having a Batgirl costume already made up to Barbara's exact measurements is way creepier.
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Post by DSR on Jan 8, 2014 23:32:38 GMT -5
Arnie played a german in Junior , Hess something Shoemaker obviously didn't see BTAS , if he did he'd know that Freeze doesn't need the suit in jail. There was a scene earlier in the movie, where Freeze's bed in jail had a "Cold Beam" over it, and if Freeze tried to get out of the Cold Beam's radius, he'd fall to the ground and start...choking, I guess? Something like that.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jan 8, 2014 23:35:07 GMT -5
To be honest, Alfred having a Batgirl costume already made up to Barbara's exact measurements is way creepier. Especially since he hypothetically handcrafted the nipples.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 8, 2014 23:47:56 GMT -5
To be honest, Alfred having a Batgirl costume already made up to Barbara's exact measurements is way creepier. Like you've never had a Batgirl costume specific designed with a random girl's measurements just sitting in your house. Like say, the neighbor girl that lives down the hall. It's not like it's difficult to figure out her measurements. With as many photos of her as I took and that video on my phone of her in the shower. Every soft, beautiful inch of silky skin. It evens smells like her...mmmmmmm
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 8, 2014 23:58:51 GMT -5
To be honest, Alfred having a Batgirl costume already made up to Barbara's exact measurements is way creepier. Like you've never had a Batgirl costume specific designed with a random girl's measurements just sitting in your house. Like say, the neighbor girl that lives down the hall. It's not like it's difficult to figure out her measurements. With as many photos of her as I took and that video on my phone of her in the shower. Every soft, beautiful inch of silky skin. It evens smells like her...mmmmmmm It's made out of skin isn't it?
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