LOL @ Oblivion

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I just started playing the game again Today and saw the goofiest thing I've ever seen while playing.

At approximately 12:20A.M. on a Tirdas, three people exited the Merchants' Inn in the Imperial City: Thoronir from the Copious Coinpurse, Rindir from Rindir's Staffs and Maro Rufus from The Best Defense.

Innocent enough, right? The shop closes at 9 or whatever and they want to blow off some steam and knock back some ale. I can certainly understand that. We all need to get away for a minute from time to time.

Maro and Rindir are not wearing shirts.

Now if these boys have some secret hookup running, that's certainly their business and not mine, I just have to wonder.

I adore stuff like this. Oblivion is kinda together and not necessarily prone to lunacy, but early, non-patched copies of Fallout 3 were amazing.

Those NPCs lived entire lives that neither you, I or the programmers fully understood.

[Amazing Kitsune]

On a similar note, I'll never forget the first few days I was exploring Skyrim, when it just came out. I was amazed by the majestic beauty of the plains just outside of Whiterun. I remember laying my eyes on my first Mammoth and being impressed with its tremendous size and noble, rugged grace.

Then another Mammoth fell from the sky and they both died via the impact.

Since you mentioned Fallout... This is in my nightmares:

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

One of the creepiest things I saw in Fallout was when I charged into an Enclave base killing all their soldiers as usual, when suddenly the body of a dead Enclave Trooper stuck itself to the ceiling and began violently shaking. I was sure the base was haunted.

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Oblivion. The only game where you could destroy the demonic invasion of Mehrunes Dagon. While looking like this:





The shirtless thing is pretty good, but I do think it gets one-upped by Skyrim's Chippendales Delivery Service.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Ah, Oblivion and its psychic guards. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! My favourite thing to do was use the Wizard's Tower to enchant 4 pieces of jewellery with 25% chameleon, then wander around beating people up.

The best part was the fact my game glitched to give me 255 hand to hand skill, so I'd insta-kill pretty much anyone. I even punched Mehrunes Dagon himself to death once! Well, into an amorphous blob.

Then the guards would run up to me, not be able to find me, do a little circle, get confused and walk away.

[The Ichi]

The more it ages, the more this game becomes hilarious. It's going to be the video game equivalent of The Room in a few years.