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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 14, 2014 22:13:16 GMT -5
Entrants: 25) Brock Lesnar 28) Kurt Angle 29) Rowdy Roddy Piper 30) Edge
Eliminations: 2) ODB hits a DDT on Eve, then tosses her out 1) Del Rio enters the ring and he gives Michaels his own medicine and hits him with Sweet Chin Music before fulfilling his destiny and throwing out HBK 3) and 5) As Santino enters the ring, he is suddenly stricken with the slovenly beauty of ODB. Forgetting about the match at hand, he leaps into the woman's muscly arms. He asks that they forget this match neither of them will win most likely and invites her instead to Santino's Casa. ODB shrugs and carries him over the top rope, no doubt to do sexual things to the silly unibrowed man. Alberto is completely gobsmacked by this whole thing, of course. 4) CM Punk enters hits Del Rio with a GTS, throws him over the top, then cuts a pipebomb about how this is his match to win and awaits his next victim 8) Punk and Backlund form a makeshift Straight Edge Society and dump out Angelina Love whose revealing attire doesn't set will with the conservative Mr. Backlund 9) Big Show was scheduled to enter at number 9 but after beating up defenseless war hero Zeb Colter earlier on Raw he has decided to jump off a bridge in shame 10) The Hulkster hits the ring and his first victim is Chris Sabin who he hits with a Big boot and throws over the top rope 14 and 15) Ric Flair hits the ring and him and Miz immediately double team Hogan. Big mistake the power of all the Hulkamaniacs in the crowd is enough to get Hogan to escape their double team and clothesline them both out of the ring and eliminate Flair and Miz 12) Hulk Hogan big boots Beth Phoenix over the top 16) The Power of the punch sends MVP out. 17 and 18) Hulk Hogan pushes William Regal and Mickie James over the top at the same time. 7) AJ and Dolph start having an awesome battle between one another with both men flying all over the place until Backlund wanders up, wagging his finger and lambasting the two for some reason, probably because he's crazy. Dolph and AJ look at each other than take Bob down with a double dropkick! Soon after they toss him to the outside, eliminating the match of his influence. 19) To improve their odds to 68.23495% of winning The Steiners double clothesline AJ Styles out 13) Punk decides that he doesn't want to deal with the Hulkster anymore, brother! So he convinces Scott, who also has a grudge, to help him take the man out. Steiner agrees and soon he and Punk beat him from pillar to post, ending with a Punk roundhouse that sends him head over heels to the outside. 24) Undertaker was scheduled to enter at number 24 but HHH has payed off The Shield,3MB and Hornswoggle to keep Undertaker preoccupied backstage and unable to enter the Rumble because what's best for business is an Undertaker fully rested for Wrestlemania 11) Brock Lesnar enters looking for CM Punk but Christian foolishly got in his way, so Brock F5's him out. 21) Bret Hart wants to screw up Scott's mathematics. So he dropkicks Rick over the top, leaving Scott to figure out a new percentage of winning now that is brother is out 27) Batista is immediately beaten within an inch of his life backstage before he can enter by a bunch of smark fans dreading the upcoming snooze inducing ADR vs Batista feud 23) Kurt Angle doesn't care who you are and german suplexes Gail Kim over the top 22) Edge charges in once again on a crusade to eliminate all things stupid. And anybody whose heard Scott Steiner speak knows he fits the bill. Following a devastating spear, Edge easily disposes of Big Poppa Pump soon after. 6) Edge finally gets back at Punk for cashing in on him and disposes of him with a well-timed Spear! 26) Bret Hart only gives that spear a 4/10. Edge gives him a 10/10 spear knocking the Hitman out unconscious. Edge easily disposes of him. 20) Dolph Ziggler tries to lock his sleeper onto Brock Lesnar, but Lesnar manages to get out of it, get Ziggler onto his shoulders, and F-5's him over the ropes.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 14, 2014 22:32:08 GMT -5
Entrants: 28) Kurt Angle 29) Rowdy Roddy Piper 30) Edge
Eliminations: 2) ODB hits a DDT on Eve, then tosses her out 1) Del Rio enters the ring and he gives Michaels his own medicine and hits him with Sweet Chin Music before fulfilling his destiny and throwing out HBK 3) and 5) As Santino enters the ring, he is suddenly stricken with the slovenly beauty of ODB. Forgetting about the match at hand, he leaps into the woman's muscly arms. He asks that they forget this match neither of them will win most likely and invites her instead to Santino's Casa. ODB shrugs and carries him over the top rope, no doubt to do sexual things to the silly unibrowed man. Alberto is completely gobsmacked by this whole thing, of course. 4) CM Punk enters hits Del Rio with a GTS, throws him over the top, then cuts a pipebomb about how this is his match to win and awaits his next victim 8) Punk and Backlund form a makeshift Straight Edge Society and dump out Angelina Love whose revealing attire doesn't set will with the conservative Mr. Backlund 9) Big Show was scheduled to enter at number 9 but after beating up defenseless war hero Zeb Colter earlier on Raw he has decided to jump off a bridge in shame 10) The Hulkster hits the ring and his first victim is Chris Sabin who he hits with a Big boot and throws over the top rope 14 and 15) Ric Flair hits the ring and him and Miz immediately double team Hogan. Big mistake the power of all the Hulkamaniacs in the crowd is enough to get Hogan to escape their double team and clothesline them both out of the ring and eliminate Flair and Miz 12) Hulk Hogan big boots Beth Phoenix over the top 16) The Power of the punch sends MVP out. 17 and 18) Hulk Hogan pushes William Regal and Mickie James over the top at the same time. 7) AJ and Dolph start having an awesome battle between one another with both men flying all over the place until Backlund wanders up, wagging his finger and lambasting the two for some reason, probably because he's crazy. Dolph and AJ look at each other than take Bob down with a double dropkick! Soon after they toss him to the outside, eliminating the match of his influence. 19) To improve their odds to 68.23495% of winning The Steiners double clothesline AJ Styles out 13) Punk decides that he doesn't want to deal with the Hulkster anymore, brother! So he convinces Scott, who also has a grudge, to help him take the man out. Steiner agrees and soon he and Punk beat him from pillar to post, ending with a Punk roundhouse that sends him head over heels to the outside. 24) Undertaker was scheduled to enter at number 24 but HHH has payed off The Shield,3MB and Hornswoggle to keep Undertaker preoccupied backstage and unable to enter the Rumble because what's best for business is an Undertaker fully rested for Wrestlemania 11) Brock Lesnar enters looking for CM Punk but Christian foolishly got in his way, so Brock F5's him out. 21) Bret Hart wants to screw up Scott's mathematics. So he dropkicks Rick over the top, leaving Scott to figure out a new percentage of winning now that is brother is out 27) Batista is immediately beaten within an inch of his life backstage before he can enter by a bunch of smark fans dreading the upcoming snooze inducing ADR vs Batista feud 23) Kurt Angle doesn't care who you are and german suplexes Gail Kim over the top 22) Edge charges in once again on a crusade to eliminate all things stupid. And anybody whose heard Scott Steiner speak knows he fits the bill. Following a devastating spear, Edge easily disposes of Big Poppa Pump soon after. 6) Edge finally gets back at Punk for cashing in on him and disposes of him with a well-timed Spear! 26) Bret Hart only gives that spear a 4/10. Edge gives him a 10/10 spear knocking the Hitman out unconscious. Edge easily disposes of him. 20) Dolph Ziggler tries to lock his sleeper onto Brock Lesnar, but Lesnar manages to get out of it, get Ziggler onto his shoulders, and F-5's him over the ropes.[ 25) Angle, Piper, and Edge take on Brock one by one but get thrown back effortlessly. All at once they rush at him, exuding enough force to take the big guy out.
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Post by fw91 on Jan 14, 2014 22:48:17 GMT -5
Entrants: 28) Kurt Angle 30) Edge
Eliminations: 2) ODB hits a DDT on Eve, then tosses her out 1) Del Rio enters the ring and he gives Michaels his own medicine and hits him with Sweet Chin Music before fulfilling his destiny and throwing out HBK 3) and 5) As Santino enters the ring, he is suddenly stricken with the slovenly beauty of ODB. Forgetting about the match at hand, he leaps into the woman's muscly arms. He asks that they forget this match neither of them will win most likely and invites her instead to Santino's Casa. ODB shrugs and carries him over the top rope, no doubt to do sexual things to the silly unibrowed man. Alberto is completely gobsmacked by this whole thing, of course. 4) CM Punk enters hits Del Rio with a GTS, throws him over the top, then cuts a pipebomb about how this is his match to win and awaits his next victim 8) Punk and Backlund form a makeshift Straight Edge Society and dump out Angelina Love whose revealing attire doesn't set will with the conservative Mr. Backlund 9) Big Show was scheduled to enter at number 9 but after beating up defenseless war hero Zeb Colter earlier on Raw he has decided to jump off a bridge in shame 10) The Hulkster hits the ring and his first victim is Chris Sabin who he hits with a Big boot and throws over the top rope 14 and 15) Ric Flair hits the ring and him and Miz immediately double team Hogan. Big mistake the power of all the Hulkamaniacs in the crowd is enough to get Hogan to escape their double team and clothesline them both out of the ring and eliminate Flair and Miz 12) Hulk Hogan big boots Beth Phoenix over the top 16) The Power of the punch sends MVP out. 17 and 18) Hulk Hogan pushes William Regal and Mickie James over the top at the same time. 7) AJ and Dolph start having an awesome battle between one another with both men flying all over the place until Backlund wanders up, wagging his finger and lambasting the two for some reason, probably because he's crazy. Dolph and AJ look at each other than take Bob down with a double dropkick! Soon after they toss him to the outside, eliminating the match of his influence. 19) To improve their odds to 68.23495% of winning The Steiners double clothesline AJ Styles out 13) Punk decides that he doesn't want to deal with the Hulkster anymore, brother! So he convinces Scott, who also has a grudge, to help him take the man out. Steiner agrees and soon he and Punk beat him from pillar to post, ending with a Punk roundhouse that sends him head over heels to the outside. 24) Undertaker was scheduled to enter at number 24 but HHH has payed off The Shield,3MB and Hornswoggle to keep Undertaker preoccupied backstage and unable to enter the Rumble because what's best for business is an Undertaker fully rested for Wrestlemania 11) Brock Lesnar enters looking for CM Punk but Christian foolishly got in his way, so Brock F5's him out. 21) Bret Hart wants to screw up Scott's mathematics. So he dropkicks Rick over the top, leaving Scott to figure out a new percentage of winning now that is brother is out 27) Batista is immediately beaten within an inch of his life backstage before he can enter by a bunch of smark fans dreading the upcoming snooze inducing ADR vs Batista feud 23) Kurt Angle doesn't care who you are and german suplexes Gail Kim over the top 22) Edge charges in once again on a crusade to eliminate all things stupid. And anybody whose heard Scott Steiner speak knows he fits the bill. Following a devastating spear, Edge easily disposes of Big Poppa Pump soon after. 6) Edge finally gets back at Punk for cashing in on him and disposes of him with a well-timed Spear! 26) Bret Hart only gives that spear a 4/10. Edge gives him a 10/10 spear knocking the Hitman out unconscious. Edge easily disposes of him. 20) Dolph Ziggler tries to lock his sleeper onto Brock Lesnar, but Lesnar manages to get out of it, get Ziggler onto his shoulders, and F-5's him over the ropes.[ 25) Angle, Piper, and Edge take on Brock one by one but get thrown back effortlessly. All at once they rush at him, exuding enough force to take the big guy out. 29) Rowdy Roddy Piper is gone after Lesnar sneaks backs in a gives him an F5
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 14, 2014 23:23:16 GMT -5
Entrants: 30) Edge
Eliminations: 2) ODB hits a DDT on Eve, then tosses her out 1) Del Rio enters the ring and he gives Michaels his own medicine and hits him with Sweet Chin Music before fulfilling his destiny and throwing out HBK 3) and 5) As Santino enters the ring, he is suddenly stricken with the slovenly beauty of ODB. Forgetting about the match at hand, he leaps into the woman's muscly arms. He asks that they forget this match neither of them will win most likely and invites her instead to Santino's Casa. ODB shrugs and carries him over the top rope, no doubt to do sexual things to the silly unibrowed man. Alberto is completely gobsmacked by this whole thing, of course. 4) CM Punk enters hits Del Rio with a GTS, throws him over the top, then cuts a pipebomb about how this is his match to win and awaits his next victim 8) Punk and Backlund form a makeshift Straight Edge Society and dump out Angelina Love whose revealing attire doesn't set will with the conservative Mr. Backlund 9) Big Show was scheduled to enter at number 9 but after beating up defenseless war hero Zeb Colter earlier on Raw he has decided to jump off a bridge in shame 10) The Hulkster hits the ring and his first victim is Chris Sabin who he hits with a Big boot and throws over the top rope 14 and 15) Ric Flair hits the ring and him and Miz immediately double team Hogan. Big mistake the power of all the Hulkamaniacs in the crowd is enough to get Hogan to escape their double team and clothesline them both out of the ring and eliminate Flair and Miz 12) Hulk Hogan big boots Beth Phoenix over the top 16) The Power of the punch sends MVP out. 17 and 18) Hulk Hogan pushes William Regal and Mickie James over the top at the same time. 7) AJ and Dolph start having an awesome battle between one another with both men flying all over the place until Backlund wanders up, wagging his finger and lambasting the two for some reason, probably because he's crazy. Dolph and AJ look at each other than take Bob down with a double dropkick! Soon after they toss him to the outside, eliminating the match of his influence. 19) To improve their odds to 68.23495% of winning The Steiners double clothesline AJ Styles out 13) Punk decides that he doesn't want to deal with the Hulkster anymore, brother! So he convinces Scott, who also has a grudge, to help him take the man out. Steiner agrees and soon he and Punk beat him from pillar to post, ending with a Punk roundhouse that sends him head over heels to the outside. 24) Undertaker was scheduled to enter at number 24 but HHH has payed off The Shield,3MB and Hornswoggle to keep Undertaker preoccupied backstage and unable to enter the Rumble because what's best for business is an Undertaker fully rested for Wrestlemania 11) Brock Lesnar enters looking for CM Punk but Christian foolishly got in his way, so Brock F5's him out. 21) Bret Hart wants to screw up Scott's mathematics. So he dropkicks Rick over the top, leaving Scott to figure out a new percentage of winning now that is brother is out 27) Batista is immediately beaten within an inch of his life backstage before he can enter by a bunch of smark fans dreading the upcoming snooze inducing ADR vs Batista feud 23) Kurt Angle doesn't care who you are and german suplexes Gail Kim over the top 22) Edge charges in once again on a crusade to eliminate all things stupid. And anybody whose heard Scott Steiner speak knows he fits the bill. Following a devastating spear, Edge easily disposes of Big Poppa Pump soon after. 6) Edge finally gets back at Punk for cashing in on him and disposes of him with a well-timed Spear! 26) Bret Hart only gives that spear a 4/10. Edge gives him a 10/10 spear knocking the Hitman out unconscious. Edge easily disposes of him. 20) Dolph Ziggler tries to lock his sleeper onto Brock Lesnar, but Lesnar manages to get out of it, get Ziggler onto his shoulders, and F-5's him over the ropes.[ 25) Angle, Piper, and Edge take on Brock one by one but get thrown back effortlessly. All at once they rush at him, exuding enough force to take the big guy out. 29) Rowdy Roddy Piper is gone after Lesnar sneaks backs in a gives him an F5. 28) Kurt Angle has Edge trapped in an ankle lock, but Edge rolls over, sending Angle flying over the top rope. Edge then spears Angle off the apron.
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Post by fw91 on Jan 14, 2014 23:31:39 GMT -5
next one soon
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