Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jan 15, 2014 20:34:05 GMT -5
Hold on! This is something I noticed when checking the Indiegogo.com link. He has some standard gifts if you donate certain amounts. For example if you donate $25 you get a t-shirt signed by the roster, a hat and a jacket with the promotions logos. So given the flexible funding option if even one person donates $25 shouldn't they still get all that stuff? True, promises made on Indiegogo.com may not be enough basis for a lawsuit, but if one person donates that much and Mr. Favel doesn't come through it sets the stage for the most hilarious lawsuit of all time. Also, I find it hilarious that if you donate $100,000 you get every PPV event for free, but only for a year. How generous! This guy clearly has never seen a PBS telethon before. His first mistake was not posting an episode of 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego' before giving us these enticing offers.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 15, 2014 20:42:10 GMT -5
Hold on! This is something I noticed when checking the Indiegogo.com link. He has some standard gifts if you donate certain amounts. For example if you donate $25 you get a t-shirt signed by the roster, a hat and a jacket with the promotions logos. So given the flexible funding option if even one person donates $25 shouldn't they still get all that stuff? True, promises made on Indiegogo.com may not be enough basis for a lawsuit, but if one person donates that much and Mr. Favel doesn't come through it sets the stage for the most hilarious lawsuit of all time. Also, I find it hilarious that if you donate $100,000 you get every PPV event for free, but only for a year. How generous! You only get the T-Shirt if he raises the 5 million dollars. He doesn't have to come through unless he meets his goal to my knowledge. Aw man, I was looking forward to his roster signing a shirt for me. Even if his roster just consisted of himself, his mom and hist cat, Fluffy
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jan 15, 2014 20:46:26 GMT -5
What if there's 400 people who donate a thousand dollars? The movie is gonna be three hours just on introducing all these people that will eventually die. Quentin Tarantino might sue you seeing as that's his thing.
First, I misread Line Liason as Liam Neeson which got me excited. Once I re-read it, I wasn't as much.
Regarding your idea, could we replace the line of dialogue with the character urinated on by a horse? It's comical. I also want to name the horse William Howard Taft III. I'll pay an extra 20 bucks for that.
And what do you mean you disappear? I'm not paying for some time traveling science fiction crap. Either your character dies from drowning in horse piss or I'm out. We can use light beer as the horse piss. They're practically the same thing.
Same problem as the first, let's say 70 people donate $10k. There's gonna be more costume changes than a Lady Gaga concert.
Why's the hero's wardrobe off limits? What if I want to wear his gi? And how many topics for conversation do I get? Because I got a lot of topics we can cover. Iran. Big Pharma. Bowel irregularity. Unnecessary credit card fees. Hydrogen. The future of "Parks and Recreation" without Rashida Jones. Olympic hockey. The comedic skills of Jay Mohr. The sexual conquests of Jay Mohr. Outdoor badminton. Homeschooling. The number 5. Worst second date. Bandanas being used as underwear. Favorite line from "Steel Magnolias". Favorite popsicle flavor. Advancements in earthquake research. How to repair a scratched CD. Windsor knots or bolo ties. The list goes on and on and on.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2014 20:53:33 GMT -5
If John Spano followed this guys advice he might still be the owner of the New York Islanders.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 15, 2014 20:56:02 GMT -5
Why's the hero's wardrobe off limits? What if I want to wear his gi? And how many topics for conversation do I get? Because I got a lot of topics we can cover. Iran. Big Pharma. Bowel irregularity. Unnecessary credit card fees. Hydrogen. The future of "Parks and Recreation" without Rashida Jones. Olympic hockey. The comedic skills of Jay Mohr. The sexual conquests of Jay Mohr. Outdoor badminton. Homeschooling. The number 5. Worst second date. Bandanas being used as underwear. Favorite line from "Steel Magnolias". Favorite popsicle flavor. Advancements in earthquake research. How to repair a scratched CD. Windsor knots or bolo ties. The list goes on and on and on. Can we have the main character and his friends throw a football back and forth for no adequately explained reason?
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 15, 2014 21:03:59 GMT -5
What could have been as well as a tape Library. Why would I donate knowing that this won't happen and then I would be out of the money so this doofus made money and I get nothing? Sounds like crap too me. Not to say I would anyway because what feel is his idea is horrible and clearly didn't think enough about once too buy the company you still need money to pay the talent and ext. So I feel like this replacing Tom with this guy:
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 15, 2014 21:40:24 GMT -5
Why's the hero's wardrobe off limits? What if I want to wear his gi? And how many topics for conversation do I get? Because I got a lot of topics we can cover. Iran. Big Pharma. Bowel irregularity. Unnecessary credit card fees. Hydrogen. The future of "Parks and Recreation" without Rashida Jones. Olympic hockey. The comedic skills of Jay Mohr. The sexual conquests of Jay Mohr. Outdoor badminton. Homeschooling. The number 5. Worst second date. Bandanas being used as underwear. Favorite line from "Steel Magnolias". Favorite popsicle flavor. Advancements in earthquake research. How to repair a scratched CD. Windsor knots or bolo ties. The list goes on and on and on. Can we have the main character and his friends throw a football back and forth for no adequately explained reason? Only if they're wearing tuxedos.
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 15, 2014 23:21:07 GMT -5
Can we have the main character and his friends throw a football back and forth for no adequately explained reason? Only if they're wearing tuxedos. And they throw it from a safe distance of no more than 3, maybe 4 feet.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 16, 2014 0:08:50 GMT -5
Also, I find it hilarious that if you donate $100,000 you get every PPV event for free, but only for a year. How generous! He must have been inspired by the WWE Network's exorbitant price of $60 for 6 months.
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Post by doinkmark on Jan 16, 2014 15:57:07 GMT -5
"I'm an ugly moron with a stupid face and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."
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Post by doinkmark on Jan 17, 2014 16:08:12 GMT -5
I'd start up a women's promotion that will run all markets as female fighting, fake or real, is starting to get its due. The women can draw their share of the money for the promotions greater good, don't worry. Don't believe me? Ask Kurt Angle, because ODB actually outdrew him in 2008, in terms of TV ratings, at least. We'd have our pick of the best women in the world, as Vince is too busy picking eye candy for his "Diva's" division. Hell, I think we could even get TV clearance on a women's network, as those very networks are in desperate need for programming that doesn't feature women as dumb whores. Our women's promotion could be that saving grace and can actually connect with women and men all over the world. This part's actually a good idea. Too bad TNA burned its bridge with like every female wrestler ever.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 16:12:10 GMT -5
He's still at $0. All is right with the world.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 17, 2014 23:06:19 GMT -5
I'd start up a women's promotion that will run all markets as female fighting, fake or real, is starting to get its due. The women can draw their share of the money for the promotions greater good, don't worry. Don't believe me? Ask Kurt Angle, because ODB actually outdrew him in 2008, in terms of TV ratings, at least. We'd have our pick of the best women in the world, as Vince is too busy picking eye candy for his "Diva's" division. Hell, I think we could even get TV clearance on a women's network, as those very networks are in desperate need for programming that doesn't feature women as dumb whores. Our women's promotion could be that saving grace and can actually connect with women and men all over the world. This part's actually a good idea. Too bad TNA burned its bridge with like every female wrestler ever. Well some may comeback if there is new management. If they realize it not Dixie and crew they may give another chance.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 17, 2014 23:33:04 GMT -5
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Post by SOR on Jan 17, 2014 23:33:36 GMT -5
I'd start up a women's promotion that will run all markets as female fighting, fake or real, is starting to get its due. The women can draw their share of the money for the promotions greater good, don't worry. Don't believe me? Ask Kurt Angle, because ODB actually outdrew him in 2008, in terms of TV ratings, at least. We'd have our pick of the best women in the world, as Vince is too busy picking eye candy for his "Diva's" division. Hell, I think we could even get TV clearance on a women's network, as those very networks are in desperate need for programming that doesn't feature women as dumb whores. Our women's promotion could be that saving grace and can actually connect with women and men all over the world. This part's actually a good idea. Too bad TNA burned its bridge with like every female wrestler ever. It really really isn't unless he planned to run Japan all the time. Women's wrestling doesn't draw outside of Japan. Look at SHIMMER, SHINE etc. 90% of the audience that go to those events are creepy males in the 18-34 male demographic who are incredibly possessive of the women and think they are friends with the talent. I don't know a lot about SHINE but from what I've heard, it's much the same there. Numbers wise, both draw about 300 per show with "female fighting" on the bill and it's the same people every time. Meanwhile WWE uses "Eye Candy" and has made women famous for the simple reason that they're hot. I also love his accusation of anyone that looks good and works a WWE style is a "dumb whore" simply because they don't wrestle the way he likes them to, stay classy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2014 0:24:03 GMT -5
Has anyone made a pizza oven joke yet?
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Jan 18, 2014 6:52:02 GMT -5
Lol what the f***? How did I not notice this thread before?
This is gold.
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 18, 2014 13:34:07 GMT -5
Forget buying TNA, we gotta help fund him to get that movie made.
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Post by percymania on Jan 18, 2014 14:11:11 GMT -5
I can't believe I wasted my time to watch his video.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2014 16:41:12 GMT -5
Forget buying TNA, we gotta help fund him to get that movie made. That movie has more chance of being successful than TNA anyways.
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