Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jan 29, 2014 2:12:11 GMT -5
My completely made-up theories...
1. Batista made a pass at AJ
2. Batista made a pass at Punk
3. Wanted to main event Wrestlemania, and was laughed at by Vince
4. Punk wants to get into MMA
5. Punk wants to watch Olympic hockey
6. Had a dream last night that the ghost of Eddie Gilbert came into his room and diddled him
7. Had a dream last night that he needs to quit wrestling and focus on illegal underground cockfighting
8. Realized that he forgot he left his lights on in his place and Colt is in L.A. so he can't turn them off for him
9. Wants to binge watch "Castle" on Netflix
10. Finally got a job offer to work for the post office that he applied for in 1997 before his wrestling career launched
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jan 29, 2014 2:13:21 GMT -5
When he tweeted this before the Rumble, "The view never changes," I had a feeling it may have to do with the result. Who knows, it could've been about hockey.
Either Punk's sending them a real message or this is tying into something with the emerging social media "Daniel Bryan is held back" thing. It seemed like the HBK thing never materialized, but if we wind up getting DX vs The Best & The Beard, that would actually be a good way to get Punk and Bryan in a big-feel match.
But who knows. They're trying to blend reality with reality here in the storyline, so it's a tough call. Punk's supposedly a free man come July. I figured with him initially wanting to leave in 2011, he was surely going to leave this year. At least, for awhile. Who knows how long, if so. Maybe he really did GTS himself in the face instead of waiting until then. Or maybe it's WWE is changing their plans to accommodate Bryan's insane popularity. Meltzer said RAW underwent a re-write mere hours before it began (opposed to earlier in the day like usual lol), so something has clearly changed with the original plans.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 29, 2014 2:13:26 GMT -5
If they REALLY wanna stick it to Punk, they book Batista making out with AJ on camera. Did WWE text itself?
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Post by slappy on Jan 29, 2014 2:16:23 GMT -5
My completely made-up theories... 1. Batista made a pass at AJ 2. Batista made a pass at Punk 3. Wanted to main event Wrestlemania, and was laughed at by Vince 4. Punk wants to get into MMA 5. Punk wants to watch Olympic hockey 6. Had a dream last night that the ghost of Eddie Gilbert came into his room and diddled him 7. Had a dream last night that he needs to quit wrestling and focus on illegal underground cockfighting 8. Realized that he forgot he left his lights on in his place and Colt is in L.A. so he can't turn them off for him 9. Wants to binge watch "Castle" on Netflix 10. Finally got a job offer to work for the post office that he applied for in 1997 before his wrestling career launched 11. He got promoted to head cook at Waffle House.
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Y2M
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Post by Y2M on Jan 29, 2014 2:16:24 GMT -5
Could this possibly be part of a storyline? Might just be wishful thinking on my part.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2014 2:16:38 GMT -5
When has the WWE EVER successfully used twitter and "blending reality" into angles successfully?
This is gonna be more "It's all a work!" stuff that's gonna drive me nuts isn't it?
WWE is NOT that smart guys. They never have been, they never will be. You give them way too much credit.
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Post by BV on Jan 29, 2014 2:17:19 GMT -5
Punk has been a lousy face since his return. Won't miss him for awhile.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 29, 2014 2:19:18 GMT -5
He couldn't stand the sight of seeing Kofi vs Del Rio again.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 29, 2014 2:19:46 GMT -5
I can't wait for the person to chime in and complain that we're all getting worked.
Because everything is a work. Everything in life is a work. You didn't actually eat breakfast this morning, ya f***in' mark.
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Boozeman
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Post by Boozeman on Jan 29, 2014 2:19:54 GMT -5
Punk could use some time off. His character and in-ring work have been really stale.
I'm not sure if walking out on the company two months before Wrestlemania is exactly the best way to go about it though. There was a lot of bitterness between Austin-Vince for a long time after Austin's incident in 2003 and granted, they welcomed Austin back, but Punk isn't even 1/4 the star Austin was.
Not to say that Punk would never be welcomed back, but this is a good way to quickly lose a lot of respect from Vince/HHH.
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Post by Racksman on Jan 29, 2014 2:19:55 GMT -5
If he's following Austin's footsteps, then AJ is totally getting the shit beat out of her soon.
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 29, 2014 2:20:02 GMT -5
He was probably told he was in a match with Kevin Nash at Mania.
via txt message.
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Post by MGH on Jan 29, 2014 2:20:37 GMT -5
If this ends up being true, a lot of the stuff from that MMA interview he said (and tried not to say ... while totally saying it) make so much more sense.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 29, 2014 2:23:11 GMT -5
Punk: Vince, you're an idiot. After last night can't you see what you should be doing?
Vince: Pushing Daniel Bryan
Punk: *at the same time* Pushing Curtis Axel
Vince: You need to go home.
Punk: That's it! I'm going home! I can't take this anymore! No one listens to a word I say!
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jwarr
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Post by jwarr on Jan 29, 2014 2:24:19 GMT -5
If he's following Austin's footsteps, then AJ is totally getting the shit beat out of her soon. I'll take Pay-Pal payment to get a new phone, Sir. This one has Mtn. Dew all over it now. Thanks.
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Dave the Dave
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 29, 2014 2:24:22 GMT -5
If this ends up being true, a lot of the stuff from that MMA interview he said (and tried not to say ... while totally saying it) make so much more sense. Where is that at? Could you please link/point me to it. Please and thank you.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 29, 2014 2:25:24 GMT -5
If he's following Austin's footsteps, then AJ is totally getting the shit beat out of her soon. Nothing like legitimately laughing out loud at spousal abuse.
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Post by MGH on Jan 29, 2014 2:25:25 GMT -5
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 29, 2014 2:27:04 GMT -5
I blame John Cena. That asshole basically gave him the ball in the first place! ![](http://i.imgur.com/anJWluP.jpg)
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Post by Error on Jan 29, 2014 2:27:07 GMT -5
CM Punk now one of the top trends in the US on Twitter.
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