shaker
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Post by shaker on Feb 17, 2014 12:25:27 GMT -5
Thought this might be fun; knowing only one match (Orton vs Sheamus), I'm wondering if anyone can predict what will happen on Raw tonight. Here's my guess:
Raw opens with The Authority, who talk for 10-15 minutes about Orton's losing streak. Orton then comes out and says he will win tonight to prove he's still the face of the WWE.
Alberto Del Rio will talk about his match with Batista. Calls him a perro and/or chihauhau at least twice. Then takes on Kofi/Ziggler/Ryder/Gabriel/Sin Cara and wins, before aggressively beating them up after the match and pointing at the Mania sign for some reason.
Ambrose issues another open challenge for US title.
There will be a bad Divas match.
Bryan will wrestle either a member of the Shield, Cesaro, or Swagger only to be attacked by Korporate Kane.
Orton will beat Sheamus. Orton will continue his slow descent into madness by yelling out "JIMMINY JILLICKERS!" at some point.
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Post by fw91 on Feb 17, 2014 12:26:26 GMT -5
nothing bad, but a whole lot of nothing
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Feb 17, 2014 12:27:46 GMT -5
People will complain and then continue to watch next week.
Oh wait...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 12:32:25 GMT -5
The show will open with HHH, Stephanie and Orton.
And if it doesn't, then you can just apply that sentence to the last 4 or 5 weeks of Raw.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 12:34:49 GMT -5
Chants for everybody except Randy Orton and Sheamus.
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paywindah
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Post by paywindah on Feb 17, 2014 12:45:18 GMT -5
More treading water until the big show next week.
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Post by The IWC WORLD Champion on Feb 17, 2014 12:45:55 GMT -5
Bryan gets pulled from the chamber 'for his own safety'.
A 6 man tag feat the sheild vs 3 ham and eggers
a 6 man tag featuring Brya Wyatt family v Dolph Ziggler and 2 other mid card jobbers
Orton beats Sheamus with heklp from Christian
Emma and Santino dance to the Conway pop
AJ does nothing again while a few random blondes wrestle
Somewhere along the line Bryan chases Kane aroun the ring to Benny Hill music.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 13:00:18 GMT -5
I'd bet the farm that it will open with a promo that gets interrupted.
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Boo!
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Post by Boo! on Feb 17, 2014 13:02:47 GMT -5
HHH and Steph in the ring "we're here to welcome you to Monday Night Raw....."
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD...!!!
'Why do I have to face Sheamus, it's stoopd! stooopid! Stoooooopid!!!'
"Well Randy you're the champ and being a champ means you have to fight each week"
Then i fall asleep for two hours and 47 minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 13:07:04 GMT -5
It's like Elimination Chamber is a big annoyance that the WWE has to get out of the way before the real excitement of WrestleMania.
Remember when we had 2 chamber matches, now we're down to only one. EC is kind of hollowing out like Survivor Series.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 17, 2014 13:25:59 GMT -5
I predict i'll watch til the first commercial then evaluate whether it's worth bothering with the last half an hour tomorrow evening
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Feb 17, 2014 13:28:33 GMT -5
Every commercial break will have a trailer for a movie starring Kevin Hart.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 17, 2014 13:29:56 GMT -5
The best wrestling show on the planet! #Positivity.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Feb 17, 2014 14:15:33 GMT -5
I predict I will look at the clock at about 2:25AM and let out a large sigh as I come to the realisation that there is still over 90 minutes left of another dreary plodding episode of Raw.
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 17, 2014 14:26:27 GMT -5
[Insert name here] out on the floor! Can [insert different name here] capitalize? We'll find out as Monday Night Raw rolls on!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 14:29:55 GMT -5
Show opens with the Authority talking about some bullshit, before Orton interrupts and talks about some more bullshit.
Mark Henry, Big E., and Kofi vs. the Shield
Santino and Emma vs. Fandango and Summer Rae. Poor Fandango and Summer.
Daniel Bryan is trying to find Kane for a while.
Rusev debuts by killing Ziggler in 30 seconds.
Cody Rhodes vs. Billy Gunn
Lots of cheap heat about the Broncos getting annihilated in the Super Bowl.
Alberto beats Sin Cara. Calls out Batista gets destroyed again.
Bellas/Cameron/Natalya vs. AJ/Tamina/Aksana/Alicia
Black History month: Wrestlemania 6 Roddy Piper
Hype videos for the big names rumored to be returning next week.
Uso's vs. Wyatt's with another Shield stare down.
Daniel Bryan vs. Cesaro w/Kane interference and beat down.
Orton vs. Sheamus with the other 4 participants showing up to brawl at the end.
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BrianZane
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Post by BrianZane on Feb 17, 2014 14:30:28 GMT -5
Something something Network.
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 17, 2014 14:39:29 GMT -5
HHH and Steph will act confusingly sincere and force a heel into a match they don't want to do.
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Post by GEOLINK on Feb 17, 2014 14:46:32 GMT -5
Triple H & Stephanie open the show for the billionth time.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 15:01:00 GMT -5
Three hours of filler.
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