Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 26, 2014 13:31:06 GMT -5
I guess I'll try not to get killed again.
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 26, 2014 19:41:11 GMT -5
This was a unique and awesome game the last time, and I had a lot of fun with it, so I'll jump in here too.
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Post by MasonK565 on Feb 27, 2014 0:38:39 GMT -5
Poll is locked. Now going to create the story and characters according to the story that was chosen. Will give an update when I am done!
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 2, 2014 1:00:05 GMT -5
Majin Brad is: Jessica Worthington Jessica is a senior at Hutchinson High School, a high school from the small town of Hutchinson, KS. You are very popular, winning Fall Homecoming as Queen. You are very smart, as you plain on attending the Ivy League school Dartmouth. You and a group of your friends have decided to go to Mexico after graduation as one last major event of ‘YOLOing’ before the group goes off to college. You are incredibly attractive, as you are desired among all males. But no one compares to your high school All-State quarterback of a boyfriend, Thomas Smalls. He is going to be a quarterback at Kansas State and you are worried about your future with him.
Produceman is: Thomas Smalls Thomas has been Jessica’s boyfriend for over 3 years. You are an All-State quarterback, taking your team to the state championship in the 6A division the past two years. Your team has lost both times though, and many think you crumble under pressure. You are going to K-State at the end of the summer to contend for the starting position. Jessica is moving to New Hampshire for Dartmouth next year, and you are going to end your relationship with Jessica after this trip. But you are finding that very difficult, as you have been talking to Tara Wilson for a few weeks, tempting you to break now or commit infidelity. She is going to K-State as well, and has a rocking body….which is really all you are wanting right now.
Waffel113 is: Tara Wilson Tara is a high school cheerleader at Hutch High, a high school in Hutchinson, Kansas. You plan on going to K-State to be a cheerleader. You don’t plan on graduating, you just want to meet a football athlete who you can marry and live a wealthy lifestyle off of. It was your idea to go to Mexico with your friends. You are crazy and known to go ‘cray’ at high school parties. You plan to go even harder at college. You also want Thomas Smalls’ penis badly…really badly.
Nicolas "Fruit Brute" CageKing is: Henry Irnene Henry is the responsible one of the group. You are the one who found the resort where the teens will be going. You made sure everyone had their passports and money before the group left. Despite your amazing test scores, your parent’s seemingly never-ending wallet, and the fact that everyone is always wanting to give you everything, you have no clue what you want to be in the future. You still don’t know where you are going for college. You are using this opportunity in Mexico to have some fun and do some soul-searching.
Casey Jones is Insane is: Fat Matt Fat Matt is the ‘shit-getter’ of the group. You are not very smart, but you have a heart of gold. You are well over 300 lbs, and you were a successful offensive lineman at Hutch High. You are going to the local JUCO college, Hutch Community College, and you are hoping to get your two year degree. After that, you plan on helping your dad with his farm. You love to do stupid things with your best friend, Johnny McGee. But the whole group loves to give you the most crap for your weight. When things go wrong, people love blaming you. It makes you sad inside.
WCW Champion DarkMyau is: Johnny McGee Johnny is the class clown of his graduating class. You are very intelligent and love science. But because of your jokes and frequent suspensions, you have to go to community college first because no four year university will take you in. You plan on going to Mexico and having the time of your life. Because of your inability to get into a four year, you have decided to grow up and end your joking ways. But your joking ways are going out with a bang…in Mexico. You are also best friends with Fat Matt.
Namegoesnere123 is: Vanessa Brinkley Vanessa is Tara’s best friend, being friends since first grade. You are the opposite of Tara though; you don’t drink, don’t smoke, and have never had sex. You were second in your class (something you are very angry about). You are going to KU and plan on being a neurosurgeon. You are going to Mexico to practice on your party habits, as you are afraid of dying of alcohol poisoning in college. You are also looking to lose your v-card during this trip. Will your decision to be dangerous in Mexico help you in the future? Or cut down your odds of even having a future?
Fake Jesus is: Steve (The Doobie Master) Wilkins Steve Wilkins is the group’s drug dealer. You hated high school because you were one of only 5 black kids, and everyone made a big deal about you being black. Some teachers were even racist towards you (it is Kansas, believe it). You got in fights with ignorant assholes and you were expelled. So you became a construction worker and sell pot on the side to pay the bills. You have a huge amount of charisma, and you are the life the party. You also love ancient Greek culture. This trip is your last opportunity to be with the group before they all leave you behind.
Notorious is: Jorge Montes Jorge is the most athletic member of the group. You have a full ride to UCLA on a track scholarship. You had several options for baseball and soccer as well. You have a huge rivalry with Thomas Smalls, mainly because he is always afraid of being dethroned as the ‘star’ of Hutch High. Women love you for your kind personality, rockin’ body, and strong family values. You can’t handle your alcohol well and you are very short. You suffer from a little man complex…but you usually keep it hidden.
Anonymous GM is: Deputy Isaac Forte You are a deputy of Oak Falls County, Texas. Hardly anyone lives in this area of Texas, as it is the deserted portion of the Oklahoma-Texas Pan-Handle. You are a young, 23 year old man, with piercing blue eyes and handsome blond hair. You are an amazing shooter and stand by a strict moral code. This is only your first month on the job, and you have only had to fire your gun on one person before, killing a bank robber with a headshot. The shot still haunts you to this day. You are afraid to be a killer and vow to never kill again.
Mr. B Natural Has a Dinosaur is: Mandy Strong Mandy is the shy member of the group. You are good friends with Doobie Master Steve and Vanessa. You love long walks in the park, doing homework, and smoking pot. You are going to KU so you can major in Social Welfare. You are the vocal liberal of the group, and you are never afraid to voice your opinion. You are afraid of dogs, and have a huge crush on Jorge. You don’t really know anyone else in the group, and you were very hesitant about coming. Steve and Vanessa talked you into going. You are hoping you didn’t make the wrong decision.
Lizard is: Leader Joe Joe is the leader of the Texas biker gang ‘The Texas Biker Gang.’ You are the person who found the Biker Gang, starting it over 5 years ago. You guys are a strong core of bikers, and have a hard reputation. There is one thing no one really knows about your group….you are a group of gay bikers. You use your muscle to go around Texas and attack institutions, groups, and businesses that are anti-gay. For some reason, no one has picked up on this key trait of your group, yet. You are taking the group into Oklahoma to hit a KKK gathering. You are also going there for some recruiting, hoping to possibly grow the group throughout the Bible Belt of ‘Merica.
Gus "The Predator" Richlen is: ‘Dude’-Biker Lackey #1 ‘Dude’ is one of Joe’s right hand men (he has several). No member of the gang has ever heard of your name before. When Joe calls for you, he just casually says, ‘Hey dude, come over here.’ So people just call you dude. You are a giant guy, checking in at 6’10”. You are bald and possess a killer mustache. You always wear a black helmet with a metal spike on the top. You wear black goggles at all times, and never change your underwear. You are not a very hygienic guy. You used to be in a relationship with Joe, until he got tired of trying to make you shower. Now, you are just friends with benefits, kicking the crap out of anti-gay people in Texas.
Lodi "Wyatt" Rulz is: ‘Man’-Biker Lackey #2 You are another member of the ‘Texas Biker Gang.’ You are also Joe’s left hand man (he has several). You have a lisp, and you can’t pronounce your R’s properly. The gang loves this. Like ‘Dude,’ no one can remember your name. When Joe speaks to you, it is usually used like this: ‘Hey man….wanna grab me a beer?’ So the gang just calls you ‘Man.’ You volunteered to go kick the crap out of KKK members in Oklahoma because you hate Oklahoma. You also talked Joe into traveling the Texas Pan-Handled route into Oklahoma….a decision you might regret. You are short, black, and possess a multicolored hairdo. Your favorite basketball player is….that is right, Dennis Rodman.
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 2, 2014 1:00:54 GMT -5
Finishing out the first few rounds of decisions and the intro.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 14:47:11 GMT -5
YOU THINK YOU CAN ALL LEAVE ME BEHIND?!
WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET POT OFF NOW, HUH?!
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No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 2, 2014 19:16:22 GMT -5
Heh, what can I say? Chicks want me.
(rereads the roles)
Aw shit...
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 2, 2014 19:24:55 GMT -5
Twas the hot Texas heat;
The gays all gathered round;
And gazed at a wide wonder;
At the racist they found;
Head Lizard spoke up;
Said don't leave him alone;
I want yall to teach him:
How you have some hard bones.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Mar 2, 2014 19:39:12 GMT -5
I saved the story from the last game on a document on my computer. Reading back over the roles, I wish Gus (who was Ben Affleck) didn't get killed. Shaft vs. Shaq was going to be the greatest film of all time!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 2, 2014 19:51:58 GMT -5
Hey Dude, Man! We got some riding to do! ...
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Mar 2, 2014 22:24:50 GMT -5
Heh, what can I say? Chicks want me. (rereads the roles) Aw shit... And your planning on breaking up with me how could you Thomas! lol I couldn't resist
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 2, 2014 23:16:43 GMT -5
Heh, what can I say? Chicks want me. (rereads the roles) Aw shit... And your planning on breaking up with me how could you Thomas! lol I couldn't resist What have you done for me lately?
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 3, 2014 1:04:13 GMT -5
The Texas Tragedy Part 1: 'Mexico, Here We Come!'
Henry: Can you guys shut the hell up?! I am trying to drive here!
In a white, rented shuttle van, Henry Irnene is driving under immense pressure and heat. The AC is broke, so all the windows are rolled down. In this hot, Texas Pan-handle weather…rolling down the windows doesn’t help much. The van is has 3x3 seating, three rows with three seats each. In the front, Henry drives with Mandy Strong and Vanessa Brinkley getting shotgun. In the middle, Thomas Smalls makes out with Jessica Worthington, making Jorge Montes extremely uncomfortable. In the back row, Tara is pissed off because she is not kissing Thomas. The two guys sitting next to her are concocting their next big prank, Fatt Matt and Johnny McGee. The two are making their usual fart jokes. In the far back is The Doobie Master, rolling up the joints for this upcoming trip.
Doobie Master: WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A JOINT?!
The Van (collectively): I DO!
Henry: I can’t, I am driving...hush it!
Jorge: I can’t, don’t lose out on my chance of the scholarship.
Thomas: Stop being such a bitch, Jorge. Smoke a jay.
The band starts to pass around the doobies, and begin the process of getting high. Everyone chills, and the van becomes one big zen zone. From behind, loud motorcycle growls can be heard. Everyone turns around to see what is behind them. Henry stares through his side-view mirror. Three middle-aged, hairy, smelly men come ridin’ on their Harley’s, surrounding the van. Joe, the Leader, pulls up next to Henry.
Joe: I smell ya dope. Give me some.
Henry: You gonna pay us for some?
Joe: No…you gonna give some.
Joe and Henry have a stare off, with neither of them making a blink. The stare-off goes on for seconds. Suddenly, Jessica shrieks from the back.
Jessica: HENRY! THE ROAD!
Henry looks forward and realizes he is going off the road. He swerves back onto the road. The bikers laugh at his mishap and speed forward into the distance.
Joe: We will see you soon boys!
The bikers speed off and everyone cools down. No one is making a sound.
Henry: I am sorry guys…I was about to shit my pants.
Fatt Matt: That is why we don’t ever vacation in Texas. It is full of crazy wackjobs!
Jessica leans forward and rubs Henry’s shoulder.
Jessica: It is okay, Henry, you handled that in the best way you could.
Thomas gives Jessica a weird stare, and Tara gives a smirk from the back.
Doobie Master: Okay, so we almost died. But we didn’t…so we let’s smoke some more doobies!
Steve throws a handful of joints up in the air, with the band scavenging all over to get them. They then proceed to getting even higher.
An hour goes by, with peace and love spreading like a disease.
Henry: We should get to our resort tomorrow; we will be in Texas for half a day though…what is that?
Henry squints, trying to look past the sun’s gaze.
Henry: Holy shit……it is a cop! Everyone…throw your shit out the window! Buckle up!
In the distance, Deputy Isaac Forte is camped off the road right before the road hits a bridge.
Henry: Guys! Do it now…now!!
Decision Time! As many of you know, there decisions for yourselves, decisions you have to make for others…or others who are in decision of your fate. Here are the decisions after Part 1.
The van is about to pass the cop. You only have time to do one thing, buckle up, or throw the weed out. Jessica: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Thomas: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Tara: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Henry: Do you maintain your speed (6 mph above the legal limit) or try to suddenly slow down? Fat Matt: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Johnny McGee: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Vanessa: You don’t smoke and you are already buckled. Do you turn around to make sure people Thomas and Jessica throw out the doobies? Or play it straight, looking ahead? Steve (Doobie Master) Wilkins: Do you pitch your entire weed stash out the back? Or hide under the last seat? Jorge Montes: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Mandy Strong: Do you buckle up or throw your joint out of the car? Deputy Forte: You see the van driving by. Do you follow them or let them be? Leader Joe: Your biker gang is chilling at the end of the bridge. Do you drive your back straight towards the van to creep them out? Or do you wait for them to cross, so you can follow them again? Dude: Your fate rests in Joe’s hands. Man: Your fate rests in Joe’s hands.
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 3, 2014 1:05:43 GMT -5
PM me your decisions by Wednesday Night!
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 3, 2014 22:10:56 GMT -5
8 decisions are in.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Mar 4, 2014 1:08:58 GMT -5
So bummed I missed this. I'd love to play the next one though.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2014 4:05:04 GMT -5
I spent an unreasonable amount of time weighing the pros and cons of each choice here. I even called in a buddy as a consult. I just don't want to die so quickly this time.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Mar 4, 2014 16:11:37 GMT -5
Probably thinking about this WAY too "real life" and not enough "Mason's World", so I wouldn't be shocked if I'm dead in like the first...three choices? That seems reasonable .
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 4, 2014 19:21:34 GMT -5
Probably thinking about this WAY too "real life" and not enough "Mason's World", so I wouldn't be shocked if I'm dead in like the first...three choices? That seems reasonable . At least you have a choice this round. My fate is out of my hands lol
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 4, 2014 19:37:02 GMT -5
Probably thinking about this WAY too "real life" and not enough "Mason's World", so I wouldn't be shocked if I'm dead in like the first...three choices? That seems reasonable . At least you have a choice this round. My fate is out of my hands lol Sorry, Thomas is supposed to be Sam. For some reason, I put in the wrong character. you do have a choice
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