"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 24, 2014 12:05:21 GMT -5
Raw will open up to see Ambrose in another dimension populated by by Zeke Jackson, Yoshi Tatsu, and Evan Bourne. Actually Zeke was just in this past episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. So if this means Dean will be on there then what the f*** is father time waiting on with that episode. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 12:16:00 GMT -5
Ambrose fell into some beer, drank it, left for more beer, and is currently roaming the streets of Minneapolis singing Sweet Caroline. (Language Warning) "I have more belts than I have f***ing pairs of pants." That's my new favorite line. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 24, 2014 12:21:18 GMT -5
There will be Ambrose is missing posters everywhere and it will be a big WWE viral marketing campaign.
Then at the end of one Raw we see a kitchen counter, the camera travels along it, past the grilled chicken, past the pasta, until we see a milk carton.
On the side of the carton is a picture of a missing person. That missing person is Dean Ambrose.
The camera continues until reaching a gold medal, the camera pulls back to reveal the back of a man doing squats, he finishes his set, wipes his brow and walks over to pick up the milk carton before turning around to face the camera, it's Kurt Angle's kitchen!
Entertainment.
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hargh
Dennis Stamp
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Post by hargh on Feb 24, 2014 14:39:31 GMT -5
The Wyatt Family dumped him in the parking lot and this was never spoken of ever again.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Feb 24, 2014 14:47:47 GMT -5
The Wyatt Family dumped him in the parking lot and this was never spoken of ever again. They Daniel Bryan'd him. |
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Feb 24, 2014 15:11:01 GMT -5
He was abducted by ninjas
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 24, 2014 15:34:01 GMT -5
I think he actually is sleeping in that picture he has really badly timed narcolepsy
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Feb 24, 2014 15:40:25 GMT -5
He was abducted by ninjas  |
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Feb 24, 2014 16:55:56 GMT -5
Samuel Shaw killed him
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 17:03:59 GMT -5
ANAL BLEEDING
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 24, 2014 17:41:14 GMT -5
Oh no, guys...I found Dean  |
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Post by bestthateverdidit on Feb 24, 2014 17:48:43 GMT -5
Ambrose must be on serious amounts of juice, seeing that vid.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 18:21:21 GMT -5
Ambrose must be on serious amounts of juice, seeing that vid. Every type of juice, apple, blackcurrant, pomegranate. You name it, he's on it. Two, three jugs a day. Twice before work outs, thrice before bed. |
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 24, 2014 19:21:07 GMT -5
I know who kidnapped his ass, it was Lady Evil! DON'T HURT OUR DEAN AMBROSE!!!
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Post by edgestar on Feb 24, 2014 19:33:54 GMT -5
He was abducted by ninjas I thought that said he was abducted by nipples...  |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 24, 2014 19:38:42 GMT -5
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Feb 24, 2014 20:06:49 GMT -5
Coming soon from WWE  |
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 24, 2014 21:19:53 GMT -5
My favorite part of this is that someone took a picture of someone taking a picture of Dean on the floor. |
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Feb 24, 2014 22:33:12 GMT -5
Better than Mario is Missing.
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