Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Mar 2, 2014 16:43:50 GMT -5
I have a female friend who is literally turned on by Dean Ambrose's Scott Hall's little hand surfboard move thing. I find that adorable and hilarious so I give it my full support.  Nooo not that one the one the one where... he like... I can't explain it. |
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Post by Lila on Mar 2, 2014 17:27:04 GMT -5
Tumblr is the worst. It's one thing to think someone is hot and also admire their ring work, but sheesh, it becomes so damn uncomfortable when you see posts talking about how thirsty some of these people are.
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Post by barelybeastmode on Mar 2, 2014 23:28:58 GMT -5
Ditto, I remember some episode of Family Guy and Peter saying that Sarah Jessica Parker looked like a foot. It's what I think every time I see Summer Rae. And I don't get the lack of love for Tamina honestly. I'd forget I was hetero for her... and Monica Bellucci but she's not a wrestler so anyway... back on topic  There are a bunch of wrestlers I think that used to look amazing in their prime but I just don't see the appeal now. John Cena and Batista are just a couple on that list. Randy Orton is the inverse to that though. He seems to be looking better with each passing year. Cena actually looks pretty good now. During his jobber/rapper phases, he had that boyish face, but then started to age really badly and pack on muscle mass. But once he had the arm injury, took some time off, he's started to get his groove back. He's a lot leaner and he looks rejuvenated.  Wow... I"m not even sure how you got that from what I said. Tamina's gorgeous and just flat out does it for me. I just happen to identify as straight... *shrugs* Anyway, I get the Cena appeal, I do, but he's like Sean Patrick Flannery to me. I know it's him, he essentially looks the same but that "it" that he once had is gone. Maybe he's aging badly, maybe the stress of his job is why his face is so hard now, I don't really know, but he's not the same level of hot he once was (in my opinion of course). |
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Mar 2, 2014 23:41:52 GMT -5
All wrestlers have some form of sex appeal as I can't recall someone not finding a wrestler hot.  |
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Post by agent817 on Mar 2, 2014 23:50:10 GMT -5
On the women's side, I never got what the big deal was supposed to be with Torrie Wilson or Debra. I guess I look at faces more. They're both attractive, but guys were giving them the "I've just gotten out of prison" reaction. The only one I can agree with you on is Debra. I mean I would hit that, but there was something about her that made me think she really wasn't all that like Jerry Lawler and the bookers tried to sell her as. As for Torrie, well I've always thought she was gorgeous. |
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Post by PTBartman on Mar 3, 2014 0:54:33 GMT -5
According to Tumblr, there's at least one Female who finds Undertaker attractive. ...(including one who may or may not have a vibrating Kevin Nash action figure)... In context, that may be the funniest line I've read here in a loooooong time. |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 3, 2014 4:00:18 GMT -5
Honestly, I find all the current divas in the WWE attractive.
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Post by woowoowoox on Mar 3, 2014 4:11:49 GMT -5
My best friend was practically in love with Kane when we were teenagers.
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Post by Chip on Mar 3, 2014 4:29:05 GMT -5
Nooo not that one the one the one where... he like... I can't explain it. I know exactly the one you are talking about but I can't find the gif. It's almost like his hand becomes the head of snake and it slithers through the air. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 3, 2014 7:54:48 GMT -5
According to Tumblr, there's at least one Female who finds Undertaker attractive. Unless my mother started that Tumblr account, my mother does as well *headdesk* |
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Post by Sam Punk on Mar 3, 2014 10:26:13 GMT -5
Rick Steiner
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Mar 3, 2014 10:28:58 GMT -5
Nooo not that one the one the one where... he like... I can't explain it. The crouched kinda-sneaking thing he did during his entrance? |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Mar 3, 2014 10:36:37 GMT -5
One issue with attractiveness I've learned is women are more into who the person is and how they act then they are in body. Most men don't find Dean Ambrose attractive because they're basing it on their views of how they feel women are attractive. Their bodies and faces, hence the divas threads. And granted all of this is also hetronormative as I can't speak too much on the gay point of view.
From what I understand, Dean Ambrose is a mysterious, confident bad boy. It also helps that he's more toned then muscular, and women are generally more attractive to men like that, physically at least. This is from stuff I read and listened to, and reading women describe Ambrose.
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Mar 3, 2014 10:44:37 GMT -5
Nooo not that one the one the one where... he like... I can't explain it. I know exactly the one you are talking about but I can't find the gif. It's almost like his hand becomes the head of snake and it slithers through the air. Yes that one! |
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Post by agent817 on Mar 3, 2014 12:38:16 GMT -5
Well, I remember reading somewhere that women actually found The Rock N Roll Express to be appealing in their heyday, but even then, there MIGHT be SOMETHING appealing about Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 3, 2014 13:09:21 GMT -5
I saw someone on tumblr talking about Curtis Axel being sexy once... that I could buy. dude needs to either shave his head or buzz his hair really short, though. he's got the saddest bald sportsman look since Ryan Getzlaf. Ryback looks like a shaved ape, though. I've heard the term "shaved ape" used to describe others before, but if you looked it up in the urban dictionary it'd be a picture of Ryback. he looks like someone gave Coco the Gorilla a Nair bath. You're almost speaking my speak. Ryback look like the twins that say "one of us", if you squashed the top of their heads. I understand why people find Roman Reins, but he gives me a creepy vibe, conceited, and horny vibe. The baby girl comment pushed me further in that direction. |
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Post by JDviant on Mar 3, 2014 14:12:19 GMT -5
All wrestlers have some form of sex appeal as I can't recall someone not finding a wrestler hot. Didn't Jericho in his book say some women wanted this guy?  There's someone for everyone ^_^ |
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Post by King Boo on Mar 3, 2014 14:39:06 GMT -5
that I could buy. dude needs to either shave his head or buzz his hair really short, though. he's got the saddest bald sportsman look since Ryan Getzlaf. Ryback looks like a shaved ape, though. I've heard the term "shaved ape" used to describe others before, but if you looked it up in the urban dictionary it'd be a picture of Ryback. he looks like someone gave Coco the Gorilla a Nair bath. You're almost speaking my speak. Ryback look like the twins that say "one of us", if you squashed the top of their heads. I understand why people find Roman Reins, but he gives me a creepy vibe, conceited, and horny vibe. The baby girl comment pushed me further in that direction.I found that so blecch worthy. I think I audibly made that sound. |
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Post by TGM on Mar 3, 2014 18:30:28 GMT -5
I watched Royal Rumble 2000 with my Grandma and Great Aunt. They repeatedly informed me they wouldn't kick Kurt Angle out of bed.
Worst moment of my 14 year old life at that point.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 19:55:48 GMT -5
...(including one who may or may not have a vibrating Kevin Nash action figure)... In context, that may be the funniest line I've read here in a loooooong time. A vibrating Kevin Nash figure? The little dude has probably torn his quad twenty times by now. |
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