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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 24, 2015 2:19:32 GMT -5
luckily for me salma hayek was near by and ripped her shirt off to make a field bandage.
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Post by bob on Feb 24, 2015 12:13:44 GMT -5
She then took off her socks and used them to help soak up blood.
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Post by Gecko on Feb 24, 2015 12:20:23 GMT -5
I noticed that there was something odd about her feet.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 12:40:47 GMT -5
The toenails on her big toes were facing the floor.
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Post by bob on Feb 24, 2015 17:59:17 GMT -5
It was hot.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 24, 2015 22:08:21 GMT -5
I ripped off my shirt as well and leaped at the swamp monster emerging behind Hayek.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 24, 2015 22:17:24 GMT -5
Who was armed and ready herself and proceeded to join the attack against the swamp monster.
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Post by bob on Feb 24, 2015 23:53:46 GMT -5
The swamp monster farted then exploded.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 25, 2015 1:16:53 GMT -5
"And I thought they smelt bad on the outside," salma said.
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Post by bob on Feb 25, 2015 13:14:42 GMT -5
She then took off her hat.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 25, 2015 21:52:01 GMT -5
It was the hat I wanted from Hottopic before this whole mess started.
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Post by DSR on Feb 25, 2015 23:30:15 GMT -5
But I was distracted yet again, as under that hat, Miss Hayek hid something so bizarre I couldn't believe no one had ever noticed before.
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Post by bob on Feb 27, 2015 23:19:17 GMT -5
It was a third eye.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 28, 2015 16:00:47 GMT -5
The crazy thing, it was a dolphin's eye!
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Post by DSR on Feb 28, 2015 23:07:21 GMT -5
I looked Miss Hayek up and down, and it was then that I came to a startling realization: she had been a 3-eyed dolphin this whole time!
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Feb 28, 2015 23:33:38 GMT -5
I recognized that dolphin's face: it was Skipper, the devil that I thought I left for dead back in that godforsaken jungle in 'Nam.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 1, 2015 1:39:03 GMT -5
i tried to play it cool despite, the overwhelming need to take a wiz.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Mar 1, 2015 1:48:06 GMT -5
Skipper could sense the intensity of my need to piss and he just began to stare at me, with those piercing black eyes.
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Post by Gecko on Mar 1, 2015 1:56:06 GMT -5
I started to have a flashback to our time together in 'Nam.
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 1, 2015 2:03:50 GMT -5
The flashback made me realize it was actually Primetime Elix Skipper I had left for dead on the rotten jungle floor.
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