MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 14, 2014 12:36:30 GMT -5
This was the third oddest set of graffiti I had ever laid my eyes upon, and the first that I had seen scrawled across the side of an escalator.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 14, 2014 12:43:58 GMT -5
It may not have been as interesting as the one of Barney Rubble's face, but there it was.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 14, 2014 15:49:59 GMT -5
It brought be back to that day, five years ago...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 16:15:31 GMT -5
Young, ambitious and alone in Tokyo, neon illuminated the city.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 14, 2014 19:19:15 GMT -5
My goal was to bring Def Comedy Jam to developing Asian countries, so I thought I'd start off easy and bring it to a country that was already pretty developed.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 14, 2014 23:16:08 GMT -5
But first I needed to pull the string!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 15, 2014 10:48:09 GMT -5
As the puppets in my new act would not move themselves.
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Post by The Portable Stove on Apr 15, 2014 10:54:56 GMT -5
Luckily, I wrote the book on ventriloquism.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Apr 17, 2014 21:19:34 GMT -5
I then pulled the string with all of my might, unfortunately the puppets broke in half as a result.
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Post by DSR on Apr 17, 2014 21:43:01 GMT -5
"BAH GAWD, THOSE PUPPETS WERE BROKEN IN HALF!," good ol' JR exclaimed.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 17, 2014 22:52:47 GMT -5
Meanwhile, I saw a doctor and she told me the imaginary voices in my heads and names Hickory, Randy and Doc.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 17, 2014 23:01:10 GMT -5
And they lived inside my cock... by which she meant my pet rooster, Guillermo IV, who I just suddenly remembered I had neglected to feed this morning.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 17, 2014 23:26:59 GMT -5
They usually feast on turkey and rice, but lately I started giving them tacos, beans and hot sauce to eat.
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suave
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"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Apr 19, 2014 0:46:59 GMT -5
But you know what? That shit's expensive, and I'm not gonna spend my hard earned money on some chicken. I explained to it that it would not be receiving expensive ass Mexican food anymore. I didn't expect it to talk because chickens don't really talk and stuff, but wouldn't you know, Guillermo IV opened his mouth and said-
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Post by DSR on Apr 19, 2014 1:52:13 GMT -5
"Sometimes dogs are brown."
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Apr 19, 2014 15:39:59 GMT -5
I replied, "A man is like a piece of cheese."
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 19, 2014 19:00:57 GMT -5
The talk of dogs and cheese made my stomach ache with hunger as I stared at my delicious looking pet chicken.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2014 19:13:15 GMT -5
The chicken grew suspicious of me and furiously attacked my eyeballs.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 19, 2014 20:07:24 GMT -5
Luckily I have glass eyeballs so the pain didn't hurt too much.
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Post by DSR on Apr 20, 2014 0:29:57 GMT -5
Still, I probably shouldn't be driving a car right this moment.
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