Batman
Don Corleone
I am Batman.
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Post by Batman on Apr 21, 2014 15:44:23 GMT -5
During his 1999 run, I distinctly remember British Bulldog cutting a promo on Triple H in which he called HHH "game boy" and got this smug look on his face like he'd just knocked it out of the park. The crowd responded exactly the same way they did to every other Bulldog moment in '99 - with deafening silence.
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 21, 2014 15:50:50 GMT -5
"How are you gonna like it? You're gonna like it with wrestling and Irene! And I'm telling ya right now, she has no high heels or sneakers. It's just python-like arms, and so is the trimmer." - Adrian Adonis' coked-up WM3 promo
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
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Post by BrianZane on Apr 21, 2014 16:16:24 GMT -5
...whether he wants to or not!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 21, 2014 16:39:51 GMT -5
"I'm bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy." Konnan during most of his WCW promos.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 21, 2014 16:51:36 GMT -5
Paul London in his Danger Bees promo. It happens at 2:30, but the whole video is worth watching just to see El Generico corpse. Holllllly crap that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 21, 2014 18:19:57 GMT -5
From now! From this moment on... this will be the moment...starting now
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
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Post by BrianZane on Apr 21, 2014 18:39:41 GMT -5
"[Literally anything]" Konnan during most of his WCW promos. Fixed.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 21, 2014 19:00:28 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler: "JR YOU SAID PENIS!"
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BearDogg-X
Vegeta
Still lurking in the shadows....
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Post by BearDogg-X on Apr 21, 2014 19:32:24 GMT -5
Syxx calling Ric Flair a biter. That actually makes sense, a biter is someone that steals someone's style, which Flair did from Buddy Rogers. Ah. Explains a lot. I honestly had no idea what Syxx/X-Pac/1-2-3 Kid meant, so thanks for explaining it.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Apr 21, 2014 19:52:05 GMT -5
Undertaker's promo about leaving the Big Show in Death Valley for two days. Then, Show returns, carrying his motorcycle, while wearing a snake tie and lizard boots. What the heck is this "Local 81"? www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkkLo-Us5-4Because I keep said promo bookmarked.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 20:07:43 GMT -5
Kurt Angle likes playing with little boys, apparently.
(His promo building to his match with Rey Mysterio at Summer Slam.)
Oh man...
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 21, 2014 20:23:02 GMT -5
"[Literally anything]" Konnan during most of his WCW promos. Fixed. Yeah, that would also be true.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 21, 2014 20:30:29 GMT -5
Lawler: you should see the smile on your face, JR.
Jim Ross: I CAN'T SMILE, KING, I HAVE BELL'S PALSY!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 21, 2014 21:20:17 GMT -5
Undertaker's promo about leaving the Big Show in Death Valley for two days. Then, Show returns, carrying his motorcycle, while wearing a snake tie and lizard boots. What the heck is this "Local 81"? 8th letter of the alphabet. 1st letter of the alphabet. H.A. Hell's Angels. I will not discuss how I know that.
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ACG2x
Unicron
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Post by ACG2x on Apr 21, 2014 21:59:25 GMT -5
Hogan promo before taking on Hercules where he talked about "chillin in the Garden of Eden with his main squeeze Eve" and repeatedly pointed to his hand yelling "THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES!"
Over the top bizarre even for 80s Hogan standards.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Apr 22, 2014 0:49:00 GMT -5
Kurt Angle's bestiality promo on Sharmell and Booker. Wow.
The Rock's "this is your life" segment, when Rock asked if his high school girlfriend liked pancakes, then tells her to pancake her ass to the back. Huh?
Any promo Warrior ever did. Destrucity
Any Cena poop promo. Ugh.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 22, 2014 2:02:58 GMT -5
Kurt Angle's bestiality promo on Sharmell and Booker. Wow. The Rock's "this is your life" segment, when Rock asked if his high school girlfriend liked pancakes, then tells her to pancake her ass to the back. Huh? Any promo Warrior ever did. Destrucity Any Cena poop promo. Ugh. He actually told her to poontang her ass on to the back...... I'm not saying it's better, it's actually probably weirder.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Apr 22, 2014 2:57:31 GMT -5
"If you don't got it, get it. If you don't get it ..." *point while swinging arm around* "... figure it out."
From Johnny Ace. I still haven't figured it out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 4:44:26 GMT -5
Austin's Beverly Hillbillies promo and the one where he and Rock sang The Gambler.
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67 more
King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Apr 22, 2014 4:51:28 GMT -5
That actually makes sense, a biter is someone that steals someone's style, which Flair did from Buddy Rogers. Ah. Explains a lot. I honestly had no idea what Syxx/X-Pac/1-2-3 Kid meant, so thanks for explaining it. I took it more of a gay slur by Syxx. As in, a pillow biter. I'm not being any more graphic than that, that's CATCH_US's job.
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