The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 23, 2014 1:47:40 GMT -5
Kill, die, kill, die, kill, die, kill, die... He hung up. Yea, he hung up. I wish those puppets became real life boys.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Apr 23, 2014 2:14:46 GMT -5
![](http://37.media.tumblr.com/1d5dde3864d97afbe04eea2916507c8e/tumblr_n3jcskEQru1ts9xvyo1_500.png) YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 5:22:21 GMT -5
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER
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Post by hossfan on Apr 23, 2014 6:42:58 GMT -5
"Just say Smith again, it don't matter. None of this matters."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 6:48:58 GMT -5
I adore Aqua Teen.
It's fallen off in recent years, but I'll always respect it as a comedic vehicle.
Some of the themes and side action that leak into the show has made me laugh harder than anything ever.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 23, 2014 7:45:18 GMT -5
He says that it sounded like my hobbit that turns the crank case is depressed and needs therapy. We need get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time is also gonna hook us up with a unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell ya about that haunted air conditioner. Plus, the air filter? That's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so...ya know, plus shipping from Krypton. And the cow..jumped over the moon. Did he say that or is that what you heard?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 8:10:53 GMT -5
I WILL PEE...ALL OVER MY PANTS...AND THAN WILL SEE WHO LOOKS BAD!
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Post by hossfan on Apr 23, 2014 8:24:52 GMT -5
"You know why you're in a box? Because they put you there."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 8:30:00 GMT -5
"I'd like you to meet my friend. Goliath."
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Post by Kash Flagg on Apr 23, 2014 9:21:11 GMT -5
It's a new era....of loneliness.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Apr 23, 2014 9:51:28 GMT -5
![](https://31.media.tumblr.com/84b153ddec72eb3cfd4542a870f9f1ac/tumblr_mnz9ilbjWQ1rs80g5o7_500.jpg) THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called toys were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year… for many were killed. ![](https://24.media.tumblr.com/9cb332c14cec1ec03bb520f4bab0679f/tumblr_mnz9ilbjWQ1rs80g5o2_250.gif) A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology forevermore sancionados. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like “train,” but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe innavigable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop right here, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape… ![](https://24.media.tumblr.com/371a5bb9d95a1492a82c2bed5b6f9d93/tumblr_mnz9ilbjWQ1rs80g5o6_250.gif) THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a creature named Ape Mother…
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 23, 2014 9:52:35 GMT -5
I'm not saying this is a refrigerator box... but this is totally a refrigerator box.
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crash1984
Unicron
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You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Apr 23, 2014 10:55:44 GMT -5
Welcome. To This Horse's Anus
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Post by Mr. Medium Shot on Apr 23, 2014 11:00:16 GMT -5
It's not a prop gun, it is a shot gun. It's used for... death.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 23, 2014 11:07:30 GMT -5
Welcome. To This Horse's Anus I love Shake's expression of pure horror at that line ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 23, 2014 11:58:43 GMT -5
![](https://31.media.tumblr.com/84b153ddec72eb3cfd4542a870f9f1ac/tumblr_mnz9ilbjWQ1rs80g5o7_500.jpg) THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called toys were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year… for many were killed. ![](https://24.media.tumblr.com/9cb332c14cec1ec03bb520f4bab0679f/tumblr_mnz9ilbjWQ1rs80g5o2_250.gif) A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology forevermore sancionados. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like “train,” but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe innavigable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop right here, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape… ![](https://24.media.tumblr.com/371a5bb9d95a1492a82c2bed5b6f9d93/tumblr_mnz9ilbjWQ1rs80g5o6_250.gif) THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a creature named Ape Mother… Wait a minute, who unionized?
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Apr 23, 2014 12:10:00 GMT -5
Oh yeah I forgot I live next to a third world hellhole nevermind
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 15:03:25 GMT -5
I need to lose twenty more pounds or I'll never be pretty!
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Post by Dave the Dave on Apr 23, 2014 15:07:42 GMT -5
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Post by angryfan on Apr 23, 2014 17:50:51 GMT -5
I guess we're not in America, I guess I'm not allowed to pay for sex in pennies.
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