Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 24, 2014 23:17:23 GMT -5
1. I don't find "Community" to be funny at all.
2. I am not a fan of movies with bathroom humor.
3. I do not like Led Zepplin.
4. Almost everything I eat gives me heartburn. It could be anything: oatmeal, kiwifruit, potato chips, anything.
5. I write fanfics.
6. I can sing like Amy Lee from Evanescence. Or like the lead singer of Gojira. That's my range.
7. The movie "Babe" still makes me cry.
9. I have had brief conversations on Twitter wit Spike Spencer, who is best known for being the voice of Shinji Ikari.
10. I would like to start a metal cover band where the members cosplay as characters from either Evangelion (Neon Genesis Metalgelion) or Pokémon (Rockemon).
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
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Post by StuntGranny® on May 24, 2014 23:34:02 GMT -5
1. I hate Doctor Who and find most of the die hard fans to be annoying.
2. I find modern country music (most of it) is one of the most offensive, disgusting things on the planet.
3. I'm glad Community is dead. It was never that funny and Joel McHale sucks.
4. I love just about anything from the 80's, no matter how cheesy.
5. (Wrestling related) If I had to watch 24 straight hours of an Erik Watts match to assure that Bray Wyatt/Husky Harris/Whatever was never heard from or seen again, I'd do it.
6. I have to take Protonix every day because my stomach is basically a wad of pain and discomfort.
7. My spine is all crooked due to a bad wreck I was in back in high school. I never had it fixed because it only bothers me if I lift heavy things.
8. The older I get, the more I dislike football. Baseball is the greatest sport and it isn't even close.
9. Most vegans annoy the living hell out of me.
10. I don't trust anyone who is overly optimistic.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on May 25, 2014 0:05:36 GMT -5
-I can't stand the Simpsons, even the "good" seasons (I've tried watching the show many many times). I do enjoy the references on this board when used appropriately.
-I only like a handful of Futurama episodes
-I laugh like an idiot when someone farts out loud
-I'm wearing my Zubaz right now
-I can rap the Twista lyrics in some his sections of songs (may not seem like much, but I love the look on my friend's faces when they see it for the first time is priceless because I'm not a very standout guy and don't listen to much rap music in general).
-I believe I overuse commas too much
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 0:33:39 GMT -5
-Everyone I know rags on the Big Bang Theory (and I can see why) but I actually like the show.
-Ditto with Supernatural.
-I stopped playing Pokemon with Platinum, but I still turn on Platinum at least once every couple of months.
-Other than Pokemon and Death Note I am annoyed by most Anime. I much prefer western cartoons (that are probably cheaply made in Asia anyway).
-I got so engrossed in my love for CHIKARA that I came to learn too much about too many things and have grown to hate certain things about the company to the point that I can barely enjoy shows anymore.
-I have so many awesome games (and systems) and terabytes worth of wrestling and movies and tv shows but lately I'd rather spend my time playing a simple flash game called Monster's Den Book of Dread. It's my crack.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on May 25, 2014 1:02:14 GMT -5
- IMO Baseball was a lot more fun to watch when everyone was on steroids.
- Sometimes I think pro wrestling as a whole would've been better off if the Monday Night Wars never took place.
- Football (NFL) is my favorite sport, but I have no desire to attend a game in person. It's not worth the overpriced concessions, bathroom lines and drunken assholes.
- I think people whine and complain too much about Star Wars, particularly the special edition edits. Star Wars is/was George Lucas's story, he can present it however he wants. It's one thing if you preferred the movies as they were originally presented, but if you're taking the time to post a message board tirade that Jar Jar Binks, Midochlorians, Ewoks and Vader screaming "NOOOOO~!" as he tosses the Emperor into the Death Star's core has ruined the franchise, then you seriously need to lighten up.
- I also think any guy who slut-shames a girl then high-fives his buddy for nailing a shitload of chicks should be punched in the mouth. Why is it wrong for girls to like sex as much as men do?
- I wish more people would just accept that they're meant to be single and make the most of it. There really isn't someone out there for everyone - why do you think so many people get divorced?
- I really don't see what's so offensive about mullets when there are worse hairstyles that have become "fashionable" in modern western culture.
- I don't get the jean shorts hate either. Sure, they look stupid when they're so baggy they almost look like capri's. But just a normal pair look fine (and this board is the only place I've ever encountered any type of dislike for them).
- While I thought Man of Steel was awesome, I have no desire to see Batman & Superman in a buddy-hero movie.
- For as much as people complain about how washed up guys like Kevin Nash and Sting are, they're doing pretty damn well compared to workrate champions like Benoit, Angle, Mysterio, Guerrero, Dynamite Kid, Misawa, etc.
- I think I missed the point of the thread my doing more venting than confessing. Oh well.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 1:04:16 GMT -5
CageKing presents his Top 10 confessions
10. I listen to Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, and One Direction 9. I have female crushes on AJ Lee, Jennifer Biels aka Flashdance, and Donna Summer 8. Even though they are dead, I still have crushes on Big Pun and James Gandolfini 7. I wrote a Mortal Kombat story back in my teenage years where Kobra and Kira were the main protagonists 6. I can not sit through war movies, they bore me. 5. I think Ron Jeremy is sexy 4. Sigh and I hate admitting this...the reason I am anti skinny people is because I feel none will talk to me. I actually have crushes on such stars as Pitbull, Sam Worthington, Kris Lemche, Jesse Eisenberg, and the main brothers from Prison Break. 3. You ever see Harold and Maude? I have fantasized about death in that way. I love gothic shit. 2. Cough Syrup is my best friend. 1. I'm a giant flirt. I say the same shit to different guys to the point where I don't know who's a FWB and who's actually falling for me.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on May 25, 2014 1:27:28 GMT -5
I haven't bought a "new" video game in years. I have a PS3 but it doesn't work, and an XBox that I've yet to plug in.
I have the one video game I could play for the rest of my life - Torneko: the Last hope, a Rogue-like dungeon crawler that I still have not acquired 100% of the fighter skills. I have killed PSXs with this game and I have an ISO for emulators.
I haven't listened to mainstream radio since the early 90s and refuse to "Pay" for radio.
I collect D&D dice (have approx. 4000 all told, should get them catalogued)....
I have been using computers since 1981 and actually took a couple of classes in programming.
I've soured on mainstream sports because there's just TOO much money involved. Smaller-market teams will never go to the Super Bowl, the World Series, the NBA or NHL finals because someone would be losing money. It's to the point that I think sports is even MORE scripted than wrestling.
I am one of perhaps 5 people on the internet who is NOT here for the porn.
In college, I painted a giant Mario mural outside my dorm room. I also did commissions for other students - Calvin & Hobbes, TMNT, The Kool-Aid Man, and Peanuts.
I feel the best comedy doesn't require lewdness, swear words, or bodily fluids.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 25, 2014 2:52:43 GMT -5
I don’t think Michael Jackson did it.
I paint models for Warhammer 40K but have no idea how to play.
I’ve never watched Seinfeld or the Walking Dead.
I feel guilty about eating meat but still do it.
I’m in love with my wife’s cousin and have been for a long time.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 4:09:21 GMT -5
- The quality of today video game are in decline from the day of the nes/snes/genesis.
- I think ICP is a underrated group.
- My Little Pony is overrated cartoon and brony is probably one of the worse fanbase out there.
- I haven't had sex in 3 years
- I found fan of female wrestler to be disturbing and I think Shimmer is only a "successful" because it fapping material to those fan.
- the hate for the new TMNT movie is overrated and people need to stop acting like 5 year old over it. Michael Bay is not raping your childhood, get over it.
- I'm a fan of Chris-chan/Sonichu and other LOLcows.
- I hate the taste of Beer
- George Lucas is a hyprocrite. He speak out against altering film but has no problem altering his. Then he denied people who want to see the original but yet get butt-hurt when people don't like his reedit.
- Johnny Cash is probably the only country star I actually like and listening too.
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Post by camsamurai06 on May 25, 2014 5:12:52 GMT -5
-I think the Guardians of the Galaxy trailers have been rubbish
-I find most of Marvel's big franchise comics really havent had a good idea in them for about a decade. All the company's best stuff comes from their A-listers working on C-lister heroes. I don't know if this is less of a confession and more of a consensus though
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on May 25, 2014 5:25:05 GMT -5
I deleted my post because I feel bad now. I'm sorry...
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Post by Knight of Smiles on May 25, 2014 5:34:36 GMT -5
-I get a giggle out of all the surprised/disgusted reactions from people discovering i'm trans. Makes me feel better about being in my own skin.
-I enjoy hearing others saying i look convincing as a woman since it makes me go out to find lovelier clothes and makeup.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 25, 2014 6:16:06 GMT -5
I think "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera is an amazing song and I'm listening to it at this moment. It's probably the only song in the last 25 years I actually like.
I thought it might be fun to make fun of this dude at work for his 1994 hairstyle, then I realized mine is from 1968 and decided against it.
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Post by Adam Black on May 25, 2014 8:56:35 GMT -5
10. I don't trust anyone who is overly optimistic. ![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-K3eEnKM3G5E/UxCHZlTSvAI/AAAAAAAAABo/id6hjsZXfT8/w506-h750/ITUNES_BO_DALLAS.1200x1200-75.jpg) Anyway 1.I don't like being ignored. 2.I found my self enjoying the PS2 games more than the PS3 ones thought, it might be just nostalgia. 3.Speaking of video games, I have this obsession with unlocking stuff that is why DLC pisses me off. 4.Assassin's Creed is a one game series. (Brotherhood and IV were also good but too similar to II) 5.I feel like a moron every time I enjoy a movie only to go to the internet and find out it's hated by the majority. 6.The sight, smell and taste of a burger literally gives me a headache I have no idea why. 7.I'm really good at ice skating. 8.I did the Double down before the double down albeit it was spaghetti between 2 fillets. 9.I hate the fact that hating on some "sacred" things(e.g. The Beetles, CM Punk, Robert Downey Jr.) is like asking for a death sentence on the internet.Why can't we have our own opinions? 10.I hate that wrestlers have to suck in order to get genuine heat from people.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 17:19:29 GMT -5
I've never liked Dragonball z or any of it's incarnations. I enjoy the Ways Brothers. I loved the movie 2012. I haven't had cable for about 2 years. Its like I dont even know who you are anymore
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on May 25, 2014 17:53:07 GMT -5
1. I didn't move out of my dad's house till I was 30 2. I once got my identity stolen because I logged I to a porn site 3. I haven't been with a woman in four years 5. I have hemmroids 6. I only wash my hair every other day, sometimes less if I'm in a rush 7. I have a tremendous fear of walking by windows at night 8. I still find certain animated characters sexy
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 25, 2014 18:19:03 GMT -5
Timothy Dalton is my favorite Bond, and Licence to Kill is my favorite 007 movie.
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