CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Jun 28, 2014 11:59:18 GMT -5
With the source, are you surprised?
I'm pretty sure they read those bizarre live event reports we sometimes have and take them as gospel.
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Sparkybob
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Post by Sparkybob on Jun 28, 2014 12:05:57 GMT -5
Bret Hart is now stealing Bob Backlund's gimmick?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 28, 2014 12:08:31 GMT -5
Maybe this was one of those weird house show reports where Bryan is fighting robots and shit.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 12:30:03 GMT -5
I thought Bret lived in Hawaii now as well.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jun 28, 2014 12:34:12 GMT -5
No crowd, no matches? 4/10
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jun 28, 2014 12:36:04 GMT -5
Maybe he could use all the free time he has to SAVE BRAD MADDOX!~
Who is, by this point, probably close to death in a cave in Mexico.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 28, 2014 12:39:25 GMT -5
When Bret gets bored, he makes up his own house show
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 12:40:34 GMT -5
Bret upon realising he had arrived at the house show a month too early was disappointed he wouldn't be getting any boners that night
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 28, 2014 12:41:51 GMT -5
The entire auditorium, with tears in their eyes told the Hitman he was the greatest.
He then banged all the women.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 28, 2014 12:50:39 GMT -5
No, it was Bret 'Hitman' Clark and his wife that showed up
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jun 28, 2014 12:50:44 GMT -5
I heard Punk and AJ were backstage at that house show, too, introducing the people backstage to their twins.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 12:53:03 GMT -5
If I were going to outright make up some newz I'd at least stick Punk/AJ/Bryan/HHH in there to get maximum views. Poor form, Wrestlezone.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Jun 28, 2014 13:33:11 GMT -5
And Im fairly certain Bret is NOT currently married
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percymania
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Post by percymania on Jun 28, 2014 13:34:54 GMT -5
Plot Twist: Bret Hart has dementia and send in this report himself.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 28, 2014 13:37:28 GMT -5
4/10.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jun 28, 2014 13:48:58 GMT -5
Bret upon realising he had arrived at the house show a month too early was disappointed he wouldn't be getting any boners that night He did however, get free popcorn from the vendor and enjoyed the Monster Truck rally. |
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jun 28, 2014 14:10:34 GMT -5
Maybe this is from 1994?
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nisidhe
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Post by nisidhe on Jun 28, 2014 14:43:05 GMT -5
Plot Twist: Bret Hart has dementia and send in this report himself. Unless there was a quickie divorce somewhere that didn't make it to Canoe.ca, Bret is still married to #3. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 28, 2014 15:44:12 GMT -5
I heard Punk and AJ were backstage at that house show, too, introducing the people backstage to their twins. Those twins should be in their 70s by now. They shouldn't be on the road. |
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 28, 2014 17:06:11 GMT -5
And Im fairly certain Bret is NOT currently married Anytime I've seen him at Hitmen games in the past few years, he's always with the same woman so if he's not married, he's certainly been in a serious relationship for quite some time. |
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