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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2014 19:57:59 GMT -5
Voodoo Kin Mafia, the group that was subtly named with initials matching "Vincent Kennedy McMahon" and based their whole existence on slamming WWE, decide to muddy the waters by recruiting an actual voodoo queen. Christy Hemme vs. Fat Oily Guy Oh yes and of course:
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 13, 2014 20:21:42 GMT -5
Voodoo Kin Mafia, the group that was subtly named with initials matching "Vincent Kennedy McMahon" and based their whole existence on slamming WWE, decide to muddy the waters by recruiting an actual voodoo queen. Don't forget when they were the Misogynist faces!
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 13, 2014 20:29:41 GMT -5
Voodoo Kin Mafia, the group that was subtly named with initials matching "Vincent Kennedy McMahon" and based their whole existence on slamming WWE, decide to muddy the waters by recruiting an actual voodoo queen. Christy Hemme vs. Fat Oily Guy Oh yes and of course: Good ones. God, those were embarrassing. Christy Hemme's Flying Firecrotch Guillotine is the worst move name that anyone on TV has used, I think. Even dumber than Skip Sheffield's Over-The-Shoulder Boulder Holder.
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Post by Main Eventer on Jul 13, 2014 20:34:24 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan: "I don't care how many fake belts you won."
The group FOURtune having six active wrestlers in it.
RVD being stripped of the TNA title because of attempted murder and returns before a new champion is crowned.
The first Bound for Glory Series.
An injured Kurt Angle beats Robert Roode to retain the title, to lose it to James Storm at the next Impact in less than 2 minutes.
Bubba the Love Sponge.
f***ing up Monty Brown and Tomko.
Bringing Scott Hall and The Nasty Boys in 2010.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 13, 2014 20:51:23 GMT -5
Sharmell and Jenny Maracas, where Jenny showed Sharmell that she knew the secret martial arts tradition of slap fu, passed on by awkward penguins for centuries. Also the Morasca colonoscopy entrance.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 13, 2014 21:24:32 GMT -5
Sharmell and Jenny Maracas, where Jenny showed Sharmell that she knew the secret martial arts tradition of slap fu, passed on by awkward penguins for centuries. Also the Morasca colonoscopy entrance. MINUS FIVE STARS!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 13, 2014 21:57:34 GMT -5
WCCW did a variation in Dallas called the Thunderdome, where you pin your opponent and he gets cuffed. Once all members of the losing team are handcuffed all of the winning team are released and they get to beat up the helpless losing team for like five minutes. Oh, please, can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome? WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO
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Post by benstudd on Jul 13, 2014 22:13:40 GMT -5
My brother isn't a wrestling fan. He recognizes some people and enjoys Botchamania on occasion, but he had never seen or heard of TNA a few years back. I was watching the show when they were doing some kind of X-Division cage match, the ring full of people, and Homicide got disqualified, because that's how cage matches work. Then, because f*** everything, people start trying to climb out of the cage, even though they couldn't . I guess I let out an audible sound of disgust, because my brother came into the room after a moment, just in time to see Homicide dangling upside down in the cage, his leg caught. My brother asked me what I was watching, since he could tell by the 6 sides that it wasn't WWE, and if this was supposed to be played for humor. I told him that no, it wasn't, and just kind of waited for him to leave, with a feeling of mortification for their sake, that this would be the first and only image someone would have of their company, Homicide stuck in the cage bars, looking like a buffoon, flailing like a dog with a bag of popcorn over its head. WWE, ROH, pretty much every wrestling companies have these, but here, I just am curious what moments you have felt embarrassed for the company's sake, or had a moment of wondering what you were even doing watching the show. Funny, frustrating, outright angering, any really. As for a much more negative and not funny example, the Joe/Dinero feud was atrocious. You have two guys the crowd cared enough about, and who were certainly capable of having matches that sold themselves. Naturally, you have the black street preacher using donations to acquire hookers, and have him openly state he is trying to buy a pitbull puppy for the purpose of dogfighting it. It would have been pretty scummy even if it wasn't given to him because he was black, but it in every likelihood was due to his race, and it killed my interest in the company for a very long time. Now changing subjects on other moments I have to say the show after Bound for Glory 2010 where Jeff Hardy turned heel and I believe it was a 45 min segment of TALKING to open the show. As a wrestling company, I like to know who really thought that was a good idea? That's HHH on a weekly basis.
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Post by benstudd on Jul 13, 2014 22:20:22 GMT -5
Voodoo Kin Mafia, the group that was subtly named with initials matching "Vincent Kennedy McMahon" and based their whole existence on slamming WWE, decide to muddy the waters by recruiting an actual voodoo queen. Don't forget when they were the Misogynist faces! That's another Russo mess. He thought someone delivering a feminist speach in a ring would somehow have the audience rise up and clap in a PRO WRESTLING SHOW no less. Predictably, annoyed people booed this and made the VKM guys faces. You know, Christy Hemme came off very well as a crazy person there, it's a shame they decided to not have her side with Sam Shaw recently.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 14, 2014 5:13:39 GMT -5
Now changing subjects on other moments I have to say the show after Bound for Glory 2010 where Jeff Hardy turned heel and I believe it was a 45 min segment of TALKING to open the show. As a wrestling company, I like to know who really thought that was a good idea? That's HHH on a weekly basis. At least no-one paid $30 to watch Raw.
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Post by 543Y2J on Jul 14, 2014 5:23:51 GMT -5
Something that I never understood with TNA. It was December in TNA a few years back, Styles and Kazarian put on an incredible ladder match (that isn't talked about enough from my view and I can't even find the damn thing on YT/DM), but what are they fighting for you say? Oh just a Reindeer Costume, in which the loser must wear.... So yeah they put on PPV quality match, putting life and limb on the line for the company, just for an episode of Impact and for a prize that is just entirely stupid considering the effort both men were putting in. Things like that they have done in the past do make me sad EDIT Finally found it, problem when searing it before I was using Kazarian instead of Kaz to search with www.dailymotion.com/video/x3tlsn_20-12-aj-style-vs-kaz_news
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Post by benstudd on Jul 14, 2014 6:08:21 GMT -5
That's HHH on a weekly basis. At least no-one paid $30 to watch Raw. Maybe(cause I did not watch BFG 2010) I'm wrong but I think it was on Spike that Hardy spoke for 45 minutes. Not at the actual PPV. lol
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Post by Wolfaga on Jul 14, 2014 10:14:00 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan's debut
Then when he came out after Rob Terry got smashed in the chair by Homicide.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
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Post by khali on Jul 14, 2014 12:45:01 GMT -5
We would also be remiss if we didn't mention the wealth of garbage from the weekly PPV days:
The Johnsons The Dupp Cup Puppet Vince Russo as Mr. Wrestling Pretty much the SEX stable in general
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jul 14, 2014 13:08:18 GMT -5
I am still annoyed that Mr. Anderson won the title in an unadvetised match and only won it because Jeff had drug problems. They then proceed to make it clear he is just holding the title for him as he literally carries his title for his entire reign instead of bringing back the old one (maybe EY had it by that point...) or getting a new one. Just idiotic short term planning that made his later world title win against Sting meaningless.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 14, 2014 13:40:38 GMT -5
At least no-one paid $30 to watch Raw. Maybe(cause I did not watch BFG 2010) I'm wrong but I think it was on Spike that Hardy spoke for 45 minutes. Not at the actual PPV. lol It was, and it wasn't just Jeff Hardy talking a lot. Bryan and Vinny did Wrestling Observer Radio that week and in the two hours of regularly scheduled Impact there was SIX MINUTES of wrestling. Their review is on Youtube (LANGUAGE WARNING), and oh boy....
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Post by AnActualBear on Jul 14, 2014 16:26:36 GMT -5
Vince Russo as Mr. Wrestling This gave us Mike Tenay screaming "OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!" so it's not all bad.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 14, 2014 16:39:45 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett pinning Raven clean after 1000 interferences (I shit you not the whole roster did a run in) and fans throwing garbage at Double J the babyface. The Daffney accident and how they managed it. Desmond Wolfe burial (during the hogan era, it is the thing I resent more, Nigel has claimed that he was buried cause Hulk doesn't if the heel is a better worker) Offering Bobby Knight a job as a coach (I'm thankful he rejected it, unless he managed Monty brown and threw chairs at the opponents, the referee, the crowd) Booker T's run, he was dead on arrival when they plagiarized Jericho's second coming breaking the code vignettes.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 14, 2014 16:40:43 GMT -5
Christy Hemme's Flying Firecrotch Guillotine is the worst move name that anyone on TV has used, I think. Even dumber than Skip Sheffield's Over-The-Shoulder Boulder Holder. Wait...Ryback SERIOUSLY had that name for his finisher? /Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 14, 2014 17:39:37 GMT -5
Wait...Ryback SERIOUSLY had that name for his finisher? /Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere? Yep, the over the shoulder boulder holder was Skip Sheffield's finisher it was a Backpack stunner
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