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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Apr 22, 2006 6:25:35 GMT -5
 She's my sex-box...and her name's Sony
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 22, 2006 6:39:57 GMT -5
No, it's real... I'm afraid  Fixed.
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Post by ronaldmcdokken on Apr 22, 2006 6:41:53 GMT -5
I'm single, which means I am free to choose... ... between leftie and rightie. But seriously, I'm just up for a good time. You like? Five dolla. Ha! Im cheaper than you! Only $1!  Damned competitive pricing. Y'all make it impossible to turn a profit.
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Post by kokobware3 on Apr 22, 2006 8:55:44 GMT -5
Im too young to have a girl friend....or am I?
I dont know if im too young but no one likes a loser
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Post by amsiraK on Apr 22, 2006 9:42:07 GMT -5
For the newer posters here, this is me and my girlfriend. She posts here under the name Redneck Woman. We are (to the best of my knowledge) the first couple to get together through Wrestlecrap.  This is false...........no? No, it's true. They're the first Wrestlecrap Couple.
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therob
Hank Scorpio
Mcginley to Slim's O'neil
Posts: 7,257
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Post by therob on Apr 22, 2006 9:58:42 GMT -5
I'm single, which means I am free to choose... ... between leftie and rightie. But seriously, I'm just up for a good time. You like? Five dolla. Ha! Im cheaper than you! Only $1!  1 buck is in my price range
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
Posts: 7,950
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Post by Lancers on Apr 22, 2006 11:40:04 GMT -5
 ....only in my wildest dreams
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 22, 2006 11:46:23 GMT -5
 ....only in my wildest dreams LOL! That's funny on so many levels!
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Post by dorf on Apr 22, 2006 11:58:51 GMT -5
From early 2005:   Prom 2003:  Um...that's it from my Photobucket collection. For those who actually care, she's on my myspace. We've been going out for over 4 years...marriage seems likely, only if I had some money.
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Post by Superior Dragon on Apr 22, 2006 12:08:51 GMT -5
Too lazy to post one.
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Apr 23, 2006 2:18:55 GMT -5
I'd post one of my ex, current roomate, but, I do enough shit to get in shit all the time and that's stuff I don't even know about. So I suppose I won't. I'd post a picture of what I consider the next closest thing to a signifigant other, but, the details of that relationship is under wraps, because the one of us who isn't me, is engaged. So sssshhhhhhhhhhhh.
They're both hot. So, imagine two hot chicks and away you go.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Apr 23, 2006 2:32:20 GMT -5
This is false...........no? No, it's true. They're the first Wrestlecrap Couple. RD will perform the ceremony.
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DUTHTY
Samurai Cop
Duthty be luthty for the laydeeth
DEMIRICOUS > Your Favorite Band.
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Post by DUTHTY on Apr 23, 2006 2:43:29 GMT -5
No, it's true. They're the first Wrestlecrap Couple. RD will perform the ceremony. If he did it in a Gooker costume, I would pay....one million dollars!!
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Apr 23, 2006 3:27:40 GMT -5
 (hope that isn't breaking the rules...)
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Apr 25, 2006 14:42:51 GMT -5
bump?
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Post by miggozero on Apr 25, 2006 18:47:40 GMT -5
This thread is hillarious on so many levels. I was a little surprised at the amazing amount of ex-stories that came up and self-loathing...but in the end, that added to the hilarity.
Congrats to the few who actually have ass that they can claim to be theirs. I currently have 0 pics of my significant other on the internet, but I can assure you she's at least a 7.
;D
And that's a score based on a scale from 1-10...not an age.
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iamchris
Bubba Ho-Tep
My body is the bullet, and the audience is my target- GG allin
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Post by iamchris on Apr 25, 2006 18:51:52 GMT -5
. Congrats to the few who actually have ass that they can claim to be theirs. Wow. Women shouldn't feel incredibly offended and objectified by that statement. And Im not just looking for a way to be offended, so dont try to write that. Even though Im sure you will......... Im just trying to be fair.
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Post by miggozero on Apr 25, 2006 18:52:24 GMT -5
. Congrats to the few who actually have ass that they can claim to be theirs. Wow. Women shouldn't feel incredibly offended and objectified by that statement. Why would they? I meant that in the nicest way possible. And I was talking to everyone. In no way, did I single out just WOMEN to be "pieces of ass" either. Stop trying to be offended. In the immortal words of Willy Wonka... You lose! Good day, sir!
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Post by bluemoon1 on Apr 25, 2006 18:54:59 GMT -5
Wow. Women shouldn't feel incredibly offended and objectified by that statement. Why would they? I meant that in the nicest way possible. LMAO!
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Amaru
Don Corleone
Amaru means "Thankful to God"
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Post by Amaru on Apr 25, 2006 19:11:58 GMT -5
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