"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jun 25, 2007 10:09:56 GMT -5
Grow some hawt bewbs and just generally improve how your face looks. I cant Growing hot bewbs: get really fat. They'll occur naturally. Improve how your face looks: punch yourself repeatedly, you ugly sumb****. Just trying to help a brotha out, dude! ;D
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 25, 2007 10:12:05 GMT -5
I cant Growing hot bewbs: get really fat. They'll occur naturally. Improve how your face looks: punch yourself repeatedly, you ugly sumb****. Just trying to help a brotha out, dude! ;D (The following is said in a soft Terry Funk voice, just because I mark for it) Cactus I've been punching myself repeatedly in the face for 25 years. I think its done all the good its going to do. OH, MY GOD DAMN EYE CACTUS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE!?
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Post by Juliana on Jun 25, 2007 10:12:14 GMT -5
Grow some hawt bewbs and just generally improve how your face looks. I agree. I never got the "Wow, you have such beautiful eyes" comment until I went through puberty.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 25, 2007 10:12:21 GMT -5
You could always rock a lucha mask like me?
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 25, 2007 10:13:34 GMT -5
You could always rock a lucha mask like me? Vader >>>>>>> Luchas But I do have 2 Ultimo Dragon masks somewhere. I'll try that tonight. I better get at least 5 PMs asking for sex. And at least 1 of them BETTER be from a real girl.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jun 25, 2007 10:13:49 GMT -5
Grow some hawt bewbs and just generally improve how your face looks. I agree. I never got the "Wow, you have such beautiful eyes" comment until I went through puberty. You do have pretty eyes, though. Just sayin'......
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jun 25, 2007 10:15:27 GMT -5
Growing hot bewbs: get really fat. They'll occur naturally. Improve how your face looks: punch yourself repeatedly, you ugly sumb****. Just trying to help a brotha out, dude! ;D (The following is said in a soft Terry Funk voice, just because I mark for it) Cactus I've been punching myself repeatedly in the face for 25 years. I think its done all the good its going to do. OH, MY GOD DAMN EYE CACTUS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE!? What did I do to your eye? Um, I believe the perverts experts call that a "Fish Eye." *runs and hides from the ban stick*
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 25, 2007 10:22:15 GMT -5
Grow some hawt bewbs and just generally improve how your face looks. I agree. I never got the "Wow, you have such beautiful eyes" comment until I went through puberty. This instantly reminded me of something i saw the other day, where this guy kept telling this lady to make her boobs stop staring at his eyes. I can't remember for the life of me what it was on.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 25, 2007 10:23:29 GMT -5
Spartacus has eyes?
*looks at pic*
Oh yea. Who knew?
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 25, 2007 10:32:47 GMT -5
I have mathematically computed that 99.9999999% of these threads end up talking about boobs.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 25, 2007 11:16:10 GMT -5
Your crown was taken Godz. Well that's bulls***! How do I get it back?! Now you know how I feel. I used to be adored on here, but now I'm no-sold and stuck being a judge in the pretty-people department, which basically makes me a washed-up pretty person. And that is NOT sexy. Disclaimer: And by sexy, I mean cool. Jeez, when are you guys going to catch on to the way I talk?
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 25, 2007 11:30:26 GMT -5
I'm only judging until I get the pretty push I deserve. I'm on the cusp....of.....something.
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 25, 2007 11:35:50 GMT -5
A push? You want a push? But you haven't gone through the mighty Fetus Mauler. Then again, nobody has. What the hell am I doing? I should be the monster that I am!
You'll see, I'm gonna be the best ever! I'm gonna...*wanders off.*
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 25, 2007 11:38:59 GMT -5
I would like a push...kinda would be nice to be known other than "i think its that guy who posts stuff about movies, and photoshop stuff" I think i'm ready for the spotlight.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 25, 2007 11:39:26 GMT -5
Let's stay on topic please. Thanks. Besides, I'M bringing sexy back.
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Post by gmanquik on Jun 25, 2007 11:41:20 GMT -5
Let's stay on topic please. Thanks. Besides, I'M bringing sexy back. Yes, you are. Now that you brought it back, I'm gonna redefine it, as soon as I can find some more good pics of me that aren't on Myspace already.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 25, 2007 11:46:07 GMT -5
Here's a clearer shot of me. I have stubble now though.
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 25, 2007 11:47:55 GMT -5
Me and the general Telling June she's had enough beer St Patricks day Tug o war w/ june over a dog chew
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 25, 2007 11:48:31 GMT -5
An old pic of me (pre bald) and my good friend Joe Don Baker. My arty "who farted?" pic
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 25, 2007 11:52:14 GMT -5
found some more.
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