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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 14:38:46 GMT -5
Did he teach you prison love?
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Post by Johnny on Aug 23, 2006 14:40:33 GMT -5
He did teach me the proper way to humble someone in a cell block. And how to shank motherf***ers messing with my drugs I smuggled in my rectum.
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Post by maxx420 on Aug 23, 2006 14:43:20 GMT -5
So I have to do this again?   Just look at me! |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 14:46:30 GMT -5
He did teach me the proper way to humble someone in a cell block. And how to shank motherluvers messing with my drugs I smuggled in my rectum. That must have been some fun kindergarten years. |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 14:47:27 GMT -5
So I have to do this again? Just look at me! I'll look at you once you put some more clothes on. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2006 15:05:18 GMT -5
SadistAria better post.
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Post by Johnny on Aug 23, 2006 15:06:02 GMT -5
He did teach me the proper way to humble someone in a cell block. And how to shank motherluvers messing with my drugs I smuggled in my rectum. That must have been some fun kindergarten years. It was. To bad he ran away from home later. Something about killing a Bossman. |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 15:09:38 GMT -5
That must have been some fun kindergarten years. It was. To bad he ran away from home later. Something about killing a Bossman. Sure he didn't go to snitch on Vinnie Mac? What's the rule about snitches in the joint? Snitches get stitches. |
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Post by ape on Aug 23, 2006 15:09:57 GMT -5
vroooooooooooom....  that's one of my favorite pics of myself....because i've got a christmas tree on my face with working lights...oh, the joys of having your face light up. ....and i have no clue why i vroooooom'ed in the beginning of this post. i apologize for it. |
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Post by Amaru on Aug 23, 2006 15:10:26 GMT -5
my sig again
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 15:11:31 GMT -5
vroooooooooooom.... that's one of my favorite pics of myself....because i've got a christmas tree on my face with working lights...oh, the joys of having your face light up. ....and i have no clue why i vroooooom'ed in the beginning of this post. i apologize for it. Now we know where the Grinch put christmas after he stole it. |
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Post by Johnny on Aug 23, 2006 15:12:17 GMT -5
It was. To bad he ran away from home later. Something about killing a Bossman. Sure he didn't go to snitch on Vinnie Mac? What's the rule about snitches in the joint? Snitches get stitches. I was young so I don't remember what Mommy Nailz was doing. I just know he was in court a lot. And always drunk. He would wake me up of the sofa bed and tell me to get him more mommy juice. |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 15:15:52 GMT -5
Sure he didn't go to snitch on Vinnie Mac? What's the rule about snitches in the joint? Snitches get stitches. I was young so I don't remember what Mommy Nailz was doing. I just know he was in court a lot. And always drunk. He would wake me up of the sofa bed and tell me to get him more mommy juice. Sure he did want man juice? |
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Post by Johnny on Aug 23, 2006 15:17:22 GMT -5
I was young so I don't remember what Mommy Nailz was doing. I just know he was in court a lot. And always drunk. He would wake me up of the sofa bed and tell me to get him more mommy juice. Sure he did want man juice? Vodka. Then he would hit me. And Daddy Alex would just laugh. But sometimes Mommy Nailz would take me to the park and beat me in front of other kids to scare the neighberhood kids. And he loves the scenery. |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 15:20:29 GMT -5
Sure he did want man juice? Vodka. Then he would hit me. And Daddy Alex would just laugh. But sometimes Mommy Nailz would take me to the park and beat me in front of other kids to scare the neighberhood kids. And he loves the scenery. It's like growing up with the Osmonds, except without the singing and mormonism. |
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Aug 23, 2006 15:23:19 GMT -5
Arg... I just posted some pics in the other thread. This is just a ploy to get some new pics outta me. Luckily, I scouted your tricks in time, so it's the same ones as before.   Doesn't take away from the sheer perfection that is me, though.  |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 23, 2006 15:24:28 GMT -5
Arg... I just posted some pics in the other thread. This is just a ploy to get some new pics outta me. Luckily, I scouted your tricks in time, so it's the same ones as before. Doesn't take away from the sheer perfection that is me, though. I feel more pimped out playa from just looking at you  |
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Post by dorf on Aug 23, 2006 15:29:51 GMT -5
Damn kitten trade all over the place. |
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Post by Johnny on Aug 23, 2006 16:05:16 GMT -5
Vodka. Then he would hit me. And Daddy Alex would just laugh. But sometimes Mommy Nailz would take me to the park and beat me in front of other kids to scare the neighberhood kids. And he loves the scenery. It's like growing up with the Osmonds, except without the singing and mormonism. If you ever meet Mommy Nailz, please don't bring up the Osmonds. He'll get drunk and beat me. I'm 25 I dont need that kind of thing in my life anymore. |
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Post by ape on Aug 23, 2006 16:12:31 GMT -5
dorf's photo of him jogging was edited because i he wanted to save me from embarassment, but i'm not ashamed of the truth...  ...the truth is dorf whupped my bum in a fist fight in the forest after i stole a brownie from him. and thank goodness the filters work in photographs otherwise dorf's potty mouth would get him in trouble.... |
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