"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 7, 2007 0:11:43 GMT -5
I don't know why I find it so funny that everybody goes "Good job!" or "Keep up the good work!" whenever somebody posts a pic of their girlfriend. It's like a bunch of fisherman and one pulled in a real big one. "Woah, excellent work, dude! That'll feed you for weeks!" My girl is an awesome cook, so in that case, yeah, she can feed me for a week. So there. 
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 7, 2007 0:14:54 GMT -5
I don't know why I find it so funny that everybody goes "Good job!" or "Keep up the good work!" whenever somebody posts a pic of their girlfriend. It's like a bunch of fisherman and one pulled in a real big one. "Woah, excellent work, dude! That'll feed you for weeks!" Haven't you seen the guys in this thread? It IS work for them. Damn. I'm kidding guys, TKJ has always been on my good side, but man... you decide if you want to go out with a hot girl or not. Plus, you have to have something in order for a hotter girl to go out with you in the beginning. Right? So it's not just luck that you are dating a hottie. It takes skill. Or work. Or charm. It takes something.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 7, 2007 0:16:37 GMT -5
I'm ugly. Shes hot. Lots of work put in. I couldn't do any better but she could. And she puts up with my bad jokes and my Bryan Danielson addiction.
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Post by Juliana on Jul 7, 2007 0:17:19 GMT -5
I don't know why I find it so funny that everybody goes "Good job!" or "Keep up the good work!" whenever somebody posts a pic of their girlfriend. It's like a bunch of fisherman and one pulled in a real big one. "Woah, excellent work, dude! That'll feed you for weeks!" My girl is an awesome cook, so in that case, yeah, she can feed me for a week. So there.  I feel pretty bad for the lug that ends up marrying me. I don't cook, or sew, or do pretty much anything like that. I am a total nymphomaniac though, but who cares about that?
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Post by Johnny on Jul 7, 2007 0:18:36 GMT -5
I am a total nymphomaniac though, but who cares about that? I love you?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 7, 2007 0:18:44 GMT -5
My girl is an awesome cook, so in that case, yeah, she can feed me for a week. So there.  I feel pretty bad for the lug that ends up marrying me. I don't cook, or sew, or do pretty much anything like that. I am a total nymphomaniac though, but who cares about that? *sheepishly raises hand* In case she stops liking *that*, can I ... uh ... have your number? No? OK then.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jul 7, 2007 0:19:40 GMT -5
I don't know why I find it so funny that everybody goes "Good job!" or "Keep up the good work!" whenever somebody posts a pic of their girlfriend. It's like a bunch of fisherman and one pulled in a real big one. "Woah, excellent work, dude! That'll feed you for weeks!" I won't lie, I was a little offended. Girl is my best friend, and we've been together for three years. And I get the "way to get laid" treatment. EDIT: I'm generalizing here. I don't think anyone MEANT any disrespect.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 7, 2007 0:21:52 GMT -5
My girl is an awesome cook, so in that case, yeah, she can feed me for a week. So there.  I feel pretty bad for the lug that ends up marrying me. I don't cook, or sew, or do pretty much anything like that. I am a total nymphomaniac though, but who cares about that? Desperate people.
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Jul 7, 2007 0:27:54 GMT -5
I don't know why I find it so funny that everybody goes "Good job!" or "Keep up the good work!" whenever somebody posts a pic of their girlfriend. It's like a bunch of fisherman and one pulled in a real big one. "Woah, excellent work, dude! That'll feed you for weeks!" Haven't you seen the guys in this thread? It IS work for them. Damn. I'm kidding guys, TKJ has always been on my good side, but man... you decide if you want to go out with a hot girl or not. Plus, you have to have something in order for a hotter girl to go out with you in the beginning. Right? So it's not just luck that you are dating a hottie. It takes skill. Or work. Or charm. It takes something. I was a dick, and I nabbed a chick that looks like the RGX girl. Meh.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 7, 2007 0:29:29 GMT -5
Haven't you seen the guys in this thread? It IS work for them. Damn. I'm kidding guys, TKJ has always been on my good side, but man... you decide if you want to go out with a hot girl or not. Plus, you have to have something in order for a hotter girl to go out with you in the beginning. Right? So it's not just luck that you are dating a hottie. It takes skill. Or work. Or charm. It takes something. I was a dick, and I nabbed a chick that looks like the RGX girl. Meh. You probably acted like a dick on purpose, since you know hot girls have no self-esteem. Just saying. That's putting work into it, too.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Jul 7, 2007 0:33:08 GMT -5
I guess I'll throw my name in the hat...  Me and the lady. Matching wasn't on purpose  Showing off the barbed wire that was markered on my bicep from camping...awesome
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jul 7, 2007 0:33:23 GMT -5
Daring me to punch her in the jaw...okay maybe not.  And for ultimate win.  Granted, these are about two years old, but valid. Don't agree? Well here's my kitten wearing prop glasses. 
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 7, 2007 0:36:14 GMT -5
Daring me to punch her in the jaw...okay maybe not.  And for ultimate win.  Granted, these are about two years old, but valid. Don't agree? Well here's my kitten wearing prop glasses.  Cute. Hey man, I don't think anyone meant any disrespect earlier. You shouldn't feel the way you do.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jul 7, 2007 0:37:47 GMT -5
Daring me to punch her in the jaw...okay maybe not.  And for ultimate win.  Granted, these are about two years old, but valid. Don't agree? Well here's my kitten wearing prop glasses.  Cute. Hey man, I don't think anyone meant any disrespect earlier. You shouldn't feel the way you do. Well I guess what I meant was, there should perhaps be more compliments abound than the "nice job." It seems auto-piloted and insincere. But hey, it's the internet, and I react awfully quickly and overly.
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Post by humanoid on Jul 7, 2007 0:41:31 GMT -5
I like to use nice job because going into detail about why I would bone your ladies is perhaps a little rude. Also, I think nice job was the first thing someone said to me when I posted the first picture of my wife and I o so many threads ago.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 7, 2007 0:42:18 GMT -5
Cute. Hey man, I don't think anyone meant any disrespect earlier. You shouldn't feel the way you do. Well I guess what I meant was, there should perhaps be more compliments abound than the "nice job." It seems auto-piloted and insincere. But hey, it's the internet, and I react awfully quickly and overly. Well, it is kinda awkard to say to a guy that their girl is hot, you know what i'm saying? It's like, what can I say that won't offend them. Everything's cool... that lightsaber pic cheered me up, i know that.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 7, 2007 0:42:58 GMT -5
I like to use nice job because going into detail about why I would bone your ladies is perhaps a little rude. Also, I think nice job was the first thing someone said to me when I posted the first picture of my wife and I o so many threads ago. I'd bone your wife. Actually, I don't know. I just wanted to say that.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jul 7, 2007 0:43:50 GMT -5
Well now it's coming together.
Hey guys...I'm a guy. We could all go out screwing everything that moves together!
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Post by Juliana on Jul 7, 2007 0:44:52 GMT -5
I like to use nice job because going into detail about why I would bone your ladies is perhaps a little rude. Also, I think nice job was the first thing someone said to me when I posted the first picture of my wife and I o so many threads ago. I'd bone your wife. Actually, I don't know. I just wanted to say that. I'd bone Meat's wife too, and I know why.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 7, 2007 0:45:23 GMT -5
I don't get all jealous when someone says "Your girl is hot," mainly because I know that I'm the one that's gonna "hit that" later.
However, "hit that" is a phrase I could do without.....
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