2014 NFL Thread I: Why Not Us?

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Scobee Doo 49 yard FG. 17-0 Jags.

[andrew8798]

Tyler Eifert suffered a potentially serious right elbow injury in the first half of Sunday's opener at Baltimore.

According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, the Bills are "not afraid to pull the trigger" on a move to Kyle Orton.

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Both of these offenses suck in this Texans/Redskins game. I'm calling a 0-0 tie.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 7, 2014 12:52:16 GMT -5 Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH said:

Santos misses another FG. Still 3-0 Chiefs.

They gave Succup a deal, why they aren't using him I have no f***ing idea...

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Sept 7, 2014 12:52:36 GMT -5 Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH said:

Scobee Doo 49 yard FG. 17-0 Jags.

Phily fans must be cursing up a storm, I love it.

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

In the category of "How did he get there", Atlanta's leading receiver so far is Devin Hester.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 7, 2014 12:54:18 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Sept 7, 2014 12:52:36 GMT -5 Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH said:

Scobee Doo 49 yard FG. 17-0 Jags.

Phily fans must be cursing up a storm, I love it.

Yeah screw you too Seth

[MGH]

Bengals have totally dominated play and can't muster more than a 9-0 lead.

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Mike Nugent 28 yard FG. 9-0 Bengals.

Parliament to Antonio Brown 35 yard TD. 17-3 Steelers.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I cant believe I'm saying this but bring in Mark Sanchez...

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Joe Haden is having a bad day as Antonio Brown just beat him for a TD off an amazing pass from Roethlisberger

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Brady to Gronk 6 yard TD. 17-7 Pats.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Should have started Brady instead of Foles, I have all but giftwrapped myself a week 1 Fantasy loss.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Sept 7, 2014 12:58:09 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Should have started Brady instead of Foles, I have all but giftwrapped myself a week 1 Fantasy loss.

I'm in the exact same boat in one of my leagues.

[BigJerichool222]

I know I should be super happy that the Steelers are doing so well today but...it's the Browns. It's like dominating a high school team; there's no glory in celebrating it because it's expected.

[Deleted]

Skins score and then the extra point is blocked. It's going to be one of those games.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Those ugly ass helmets have given Jacksonville power.

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Scooby Doo misses a 50 yard FG. Still 17-0 Jags.

Derrel Young 1 yard TD. 6-0 Skins.

[Sicho100]

Dammit Bears, you are down 10 against THE F***ING BILLS! You suck.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I started both Nick Fools and Zach "Dick Hertz" Ertz.

They picked a fine time to start sucking ass