2014 NFL Thread I: Why Not Us?

[Romeo Hotel]

Hopkins is going to be the real deal this season.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

f***ing Nick Foles...you're killing my fantasy team

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Ryan Fitzpatrick to DeAndre Hopkins 76 yard TD. 7-6 Texans.

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Tuning out already. I'm not going to be a suffering Browns fan anymore. With the NFL making it so it's apparently cool for receivers to push off at will while the defensive backs are handcuffed, the games aren't even fun to watch, so watching a piece of shit losing team isn't worth it anymore.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Mr. Hurns

Eeeexellent

Had to be the first one to make the joke at my own expense...

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Tell Johnny Football to take a snort at halftime and get in there and make something happen

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Sept 7, 2014 13:10:24 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Mr. Hurns

Eeeexellent

Had to be the first one to make the joke at my own expense...

I think Philadelphia is going to steal a nickname that Red Sox fans give to Bucky Dent to name Aaron Hurns.

[Spiderf 4]

Sept 7, 2014 13:10:08 GMT -5 @lovehater said:

Tuning out already. I'm not going to be a suffering Browns fan anymore. With the NFL making it so it's apparently cool for receivers to push off at will while the defensive backs are handcuffed, the games aren't even fun to watch, so watching a piece of shit losing team isn't worth it anymore.

See you next Sunday.

Seriously though, you make some good points. I just hope Manziel plays well once he takes over the helm for the Browns. Then watching them every week might not hurt.

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the Natural Brooks Reed with another tackle for Houston

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Eagles block a Jags FG attempt. Still 17-0.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Phily does something right in blocking a field goal.

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Goddamn the Redskins are terrible. Blocked punt for a TD now.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Giving the Eagles credit on one thing, we've avoided two huge field goals to keep this game manageable...

[Romeo Hotel]

Wow Washington is pretty damn bad.

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Oy, this will be a long season for the Skins. Blocked punt for a TD. 14-6 Texans.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Flacco always looks like he's wondering if he should switch from sugar to Stevia

[MGH]

Bengals have to eventually put one of these in the red zone. 12-0 right now.

[Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH]

Mike Nugent 46 yard FG. 12-0 Bengals.

[salz4life]

Bears look like wet turds.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I guess the good news for the Eagles is our entire division sucks...