King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Jul 25, 2014 22:23:46 GMT -5
*stops showering immediately* *Attacks man in parking lot* oh my god i busted out laughing so hard. Also the title of the thread could be just the answer you need: Ambrose is further proof. sounds catchy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:24:25 GMT -5
It's the homeless mystique. Just don't shave for a few days and wear some ratty jeans with an old combat jacket, you'll have it down in no-time. Believe me, it was my forte in college. "I've been on the road for days, I'm pissed off, and still drunk..." is a great way to socialize and meet people when it's not of an evening. Life is weird.
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Jul 25, 2014 22:27:40 GMT -5
He's confident as f***, is a good looking guy, is in a good shape and looks like he'd bite the ear off a guy that harassed you and then give you the best night of your life when you got home. Yeah, I get why chicks dig Ambrose.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 25, 2014 22:42:56 GMT -5
He's a handsome guy who's in really good shape. I fail to see what's surprising or off-putting about women being attracted to him? I mean, like, if Paige showed up on Raw tomorrow in torn up jeans, a greasy tank top and her hair was messy, would any guys (myself included) who are attracted to her suddenly be like "OH NO, THAT'S OFF LIMITS?" I think not.You sure its not the lack of cleanliness or the constant gum chewing?
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 25, 2014 22:43:46 GMT -5
He's confident as f***, is a good looking guy, is in a good shape and looks like he'd bite the ear off a guy that harassed you and then give you the best night of your life when you got home. Yeah, I get why chicks dig Ambrose. The best night of your life consists of being hit on the head with steel chairs?
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jul 25, 2014 22:46:09 GMT -5
I think the interesting part of women liking Ambrose is that he's so.... gay. His mannerisms are just super gay.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 25, 2014 22:47:30 GMT -5
Ambrose is approximately 151 proof
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:49:32 GMT -5
I think the interesting part of women liking Ambrose is that he's so.... gay. His mannerisms are just super gay. That's like every girl I knew in college.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:58:55 GMT -5
He's a handsome guy who's in really good shape. I fail to see what's surprising or off-putting about women being attracted to him? I mean, like, if Paige showed up on Raw tomorrow in torn up jeans, a greasy tank top and her hair was messy, would any guys (myself included) who are attracted to her suddenly be like "OH NO, THAT'S OFF LIMITS?" I think not.You sure its not the lack of cleanliness or the constant gum chewing? Yes. Yes I am.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jul 25, 2014 23:13:59 GMT -5
"Hitler had Eva Braun. Manson had Squeaky Fromme. Ted Bundy got lots of dates, I wonder what I'm doing wrong...."
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Jul 25, 2014 23:19:44 GMT -5
There are books written on this particular generalized subject. Let's just rename him James Dean Ambrose.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 25, 2014 23:21:32 GMT -5
I think the interesting part of women liking Ambrose is that he's so.... gay. His mannerisms are just super gay. I propose that Ambrose become the new gay stereotype.
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Jul 25, 2014 23:22:41 GMT -5
He's confident as f***, is a good looking guy, is in a good shape and looks like he'd bite the ear off a guy that harassed you and then give you the best night of your life when you got home. Yeah, I get why chicks dig Ambrose. The best night of your life consists of being hit on the head with steel chairs? To some people sure.
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Post by lockedontarget on Jul 26, 2014 12:13:51 GMT -5
How many psycho anime girls have a bunch of otaku fanboys?
It's not about gender, crazy is just kinda hot.
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Post by Abdullah on Jul 26, 2014 12:57:03 GMT -5
He has really nice teeth for this bad hygiene that the OP alleges.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 26, 2014 13:01:26 GMT -5
He has really nice teeth for this bad hygiene that the OP alleges. Comes from all that gum chewing
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Post by Jiren on Jul 26, 2014 15:06:11 GMT -5
I mean, like, if Paige showed up on Raw tomorrow in torn up jeans, a greasy tank top and her hair was messy, would any guys (myself included) who are attracted to her suddenly be like "OH NO, THAT'S OFF LIMITS?" I think not.I'd be even more attracted to her
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2014 15:38:54 GMT -5
He's confident as f***, is a good looking guy, is in a good shape and looks like he'd bite the ear off a guy that harassed you and then give you the best night of your life when you got home. Yeah, I get why chicks dig Ambrose. Agree 100%. I'm man crushing on the dude for those reasons.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2014 17:01:54 GMT -5
This is like a bad standup comedy routine. Women, am I right? It's like they're from another planet!
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jul 26, 2014 22:28:53 GMT -5
The problem is you're looking at him from a guy's perspective. I talked about this with my girlfriend too and I remember this being brought up on the Review a Wai podcasts and John Pollock getting shit from some female listeners, as he ranked Ambrose the lowest in looks as well.
I feel, and I maybe wrong, but women are more drawn to confidence and the way a man presents himself. Men are drawn to attractiveness. That's why you have the absurd objectification in the divas threads where it's a lot of gifs of boobs and ass, as if the women they're attached to are irrelevant. Women I think are drawn more to who the guy is and his air of confidence and the way he presents himself, more so then looks. Looks I think help, but they're not number one.
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