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Post by gsguy on Jun 10, 2006 14:27:28 GMT -5
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:28:04 GMT -5
Bill Cosby is the whitest black fellow I know. Unattractive though.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bill Cosby
"Bill Cosby is the blackest white fellow I know, but I find him dreadfully attractive."
~ Mike Tyson on Bill Cosby
Contents
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1 Biography
2 Confusion with Bill Cosplay
3 Pterodactyl Wings
4 Super Cosby Form
5 Catch Phrases
6 Discography
7 Filmography
8 See also
[edit]Biography
Bill CosbyBill Cosby was a reputable folk singer who has composed numerous Christmas albums at a rate of five times per year. As a musician he is an accomplished air guitarist and jiggler and played for bands such as Bright Red Paper. He helped invent the Jell-OTM pudding cup and New Coke, among other things. He is most well known for helping invent the world's squeekiest Squeeky Pen and for his love of the Chinchilla.
After leaving his folk music career, Bill Cosby stood on street corners, selling pudding and beating the shit out of people with his camera, then burying their bodies in the Cosby Cave.
In England he was dubbed Leonard Part VI.
He also formed famous band Dai To in 1944, and is the drummer for that band.
[edit]Confusion with Bill Cosplay
Bill Cosplay is a musician similar in appearance and lifestory to Cosby. They can be attributed to and distinguished largely by the chocolate cake tattoo on Cosby's inner thigh.
[edit]Pterodactyl Wings
Bill Cosby has large, leathery pterodactyl wings that he unfolds from his back. He soars majestically through the skies (But we have already established that "KAKAW KAKAW" and "TOOKY TOOKY" do not work when calling him).
[edit]Super Cosby Form
SuperCosbyWith the aid of Wonderbread, corn flakes, and chicken fries, Cosby turns into SuperCosby. Known powers in his super form are flight, speed of light, laser vision, eating children, and much, much more.
[edit]Catch Phrases
"All I've got are $2 bills..."
"Rudy!"
" Rick James Bitch!"
"Theo!"
"I know who y'are..."
"Pokemon!"
"Merry Christmas"
"If Jews could be black, I wouldn't even be talking to you right now!"
"I'll slap my child if I damn well feel like it."
RICHARD JENI SMASH!
"I'd rather huff a chicken than smoke that!"
"Oh, that's a kitten? Sure, I'll have a hit."
"Everyone get on the poop bus!"
"Weezie, fix them up a plate!"
[edit]Discography
The Huxtable Shuffle (instrumental) (1964)
Oscar Wilde is a Very Funny Fellow (1968)
Bill Cosby Itself (1974)
Bill Cosby's Squeekiest Clean Christmas Jamboree (featuring "Leggo My Jell-O, n***a!") (c. 1981)
Bill Cosby's Chip n' Dales MMORPG (1988)
Chomo Immaculate (2001)
Jesus Part VI (2004)
Subliminal Self Promotion (2006)
[edit]Filmography
Kids Say The Darndest Things (583 B.C.-581 B.C.) ..... as himself
The Cosby Mysteries (Mondays to Fridays on BBC1) ..... as the mysteries
[edit]See also
Oprah
Beluga whales
Funone
Chinchilla
Crack Cocaine
Pokemon!
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby"
Category: Oscar Wildeizms
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Post by viscera on Jun 10, 2006 14:28:25 GMT -5
Barrs can exprode
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:28:33 GMT -5
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:29:01 GMT -5
Spam
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midicai
Samurai Cop
Did i mention the porthole defoggers?
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Post by midicai on Jun 10, 2006 14:29:28 GMT -5
dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole....
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:30:08 GMT -5
Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck
Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Killah!!
No one could get illa
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:30:31 GMT -5
left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
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Post by Jew4Bacon on Jun 10, 2006 14:30:46 GMT -5
A 3 day / 2night Free Hotel Stay at any Fairfield Inns in the world is at Stake. Vegas Most Major Cities in FL, VA and St Thomas and Nassau, just gotta get there. I sell Cruises for a living , i hve some extra promo certificates.
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:30:50 GMT -5
Pure Pwnage
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Post by viscera on Jun 10, 2006 14:31:11 GMT -5
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... but then they drink it and puke their guts out because it's so nasty.
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:31:40 GMT -5
You are a good punk rocker
You are a damn maniac
You can really sing your ass off to the max
You are a good person
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
You are a rock-and-roller
You used to be the lead singer of The Dead Kennedys
You sing for the band Lard
Keep on whooping it up
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
You are so friendly in the mix
You are my great man on the run
You are a good person from the South
I like you a lot, my man, and I will award you
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Sprint, be there now
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:32:43 GMT -5
A 3 day / 2night Free Hotel Stay at any Fairfield Inns in the world is at Stake. Vegas Most Major Cities in FL, VA and St Thomas and Nassau, just gotta get there. I sell Cruises for a living , i hve some extra promo certificates. WHERE'S MY SMITH & WESSON?!? What did you do with it? Find my Smith & Wesson or else If you don't search for it, I'm going to crack your head with my karate stick You better find my pistol You better find my pistol You better find my pistol You better find my pistol Where did you hide my Smith & Wesson? Where did you hide it at? I know one thing, you asshole Find my pistol, or I'll crack your head with my karate stick You better find my pistol You better find my pistol You better find my pistol You better find my pistol Look it your closet for my Smith & Wesson Look in your dresser drawer for it My Smith & Wesson better come up If it doesn't come up, I'm going to crack your skull and put you in the hospital You better find my pistol You better find my pistol You better find my pistol You better find my pistol |
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:33:35 GMT -5
Two former police officers were sentenced to lengthy prison terms for the murder of an unemployed steel worker outside a crack house here last year
Larry Nevers, 52, received 25 years in jail for his role in the fatal beating of 35 year old Malice Green
His partner, Walter Budzyn, 47, was given a prison term of 18 years
They were both whisked away to jail
Larry Nevers
Walter Budzyn
Larry Nevers
Walter Budzyn
"What you did was excessive in the extreme!" recorded court Judge George W. Crockett III told Larry Nevers in handing down his sentences
The case, which has parallels to the 1991 police beating of black motorist Rodney King in Los Angeles, split Detroit along racial lines
Many in the black community wanted the maximum sentence of life imprisonment for the two white officers whom they described as "out of control"
The two officers were convicted of second degree murder August 23 by separate juries at the end of their 11 week trial
Larry Nevers
Walter Budzyn
Larry Nevers
Walter Budzyn
Larry Nevers and Walter Budzyn were on a stakeout for an armed robbery suspect last November outside a west side crack house
They stopped to question Malice Green
Malice Green was asked for his driver's license
Suddenly, he was beaten upside his head with two flashlights
An autopsy determined that Malice Green died from 14 blows to his head
Larry Nevers
Walter Budzyn
Larry Nevers
Walter Budzyn
Mitsubishi, the word is getting around
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:34:36 GMT -5
Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
Batman thought he was bad
He was a f***ing asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a jackoff
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
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I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:35:08 GMT -5
Like a Hikihockehairomockey
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Post by Jew4Bacon on Jun 10, 2006 14:35:46 GMT -5
Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a luving rear canal in the first place He got knocked to the floor I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor I got back up and knocked him to the floor He was being such a jackoff I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Wheaties, breakfast of champions Hey Sir Posts a Lot, Im more of a Rock and Roll McDonalds Fan |
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:35:47 GMT -5
Found on Metal Clink Punishment Jail and Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Play the rock guitar like a rock star
Rock the casbah like a hurricane
Rock and roll is my music for a joyride
Whip that werewolf with a belt
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Play the Fender Strat guitar
Rock it to the Maxxwell House
Rock it on the mic, homey!
Rock Saddam Hussein's ass to Russia
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Play the rock solo as hard as you can in Woodstock, New York
Make the crowd of 300,000 people roar like a sea monster
Take everyone on a harmony joyride
Whip the hell out of that werewolf's ass
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Feel the power of rock and roll
Packard Bell, it's the world's number one selling home computer
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:36:44 GMT -5
Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a luving rear canal in the first place He got knocked to the floor I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor I got back up and knocked him to the floor He was being such a jackoff I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Wheaties, breakfast of champions Hey Sir Posts a Lot, Im more of a Rock and Roll McDonalds Fan When I wake up well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to youWhen I go out yeah I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who goes along with youIf I get drunk well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to youAnd if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who's havering to youBut I would walk 500 milesAnd I would walk 500 moreJust to be the man who walked 1,000 milesTo fall down at your doorWhen I'm working yes I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who's working hard for youAnd when the money comes in for the work I'll doI'll pass almost every penny on to youWhen I come home oh I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who comes back home to youAnd if I grow old well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who's growing old with youBut I would walk 500 milesAnd I would walk 500 moreJust to be the man who walked 1,000 milesTo fall down at your doorna na na, na na nana na na, na na nalika lika lika lika lika lana na na, na na nana na na, na na nalika lika lika lika lika laWhen I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man whose lonely without youAnd when I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dreamI'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with youWhen I go out well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who goes along with youand when I come home yes I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who comes back home with youI'm gonna be the man whose coming home with you.But I would walk 500 milesAnd I would walk 500 moreJust to be the man who walked 1,000 milesTo fall down at your doorna na na, na na nana na na, na na nalika lika lika lika lika lana na na, na na nana na na, na na nalika lika lika lika lika lana na na, na na nana na na, na na nalika lika lika lika lika lana na na, na na nana na na, na na nalika lika lika lika lika laBut I would walk 500 milesAnd I would walk 500 moreJust to be the man who walked 1,000 milesTo fall down at your do-o-or |
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Post by One Legged Dog on Jun 10, 2006 14:38:05 GMT -5
Just a castaway
An island lost at sea
Another lonely day
With no one here but me
More loneliness
Than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair
Ill send an sos to the world
Ill send an sos to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
But love can break your heart
Ill send an sos to the world
Ill send an sos to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Walked out this morning
Dont believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on the shore
Seems Im not alone at being alone
A hundred billion casatways
Looking for a home
Ill send an sos to the world
Ill send an sos to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Sending out an sos
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