mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 27, 2014 8:47:25 GMT -5
Just finished watching NXT, and instead of enjoying Renee Young's intelligent, chatty commentary, with an obscure reference to Giant Haystacks and a spot on comparison between Lana/Rusev and Khaleesi/dragons, I instead couldn't help but focuss on Alex Riley. f***ing Alex Riley.
The man is a buffoon and I can almost sense Renee's loathing of the guy. Stupid comments ("I don't root for people not from the USA") and not realising Renee is wearing a dress when she's sat right next to him...he is just brutal.
So yeah. Remove him from NXT please, WWE. Forever and ever.
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Post by Square on Jul 27, 2014 8:55:14 GMT -5
Where did you get the officialness of this thread?
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 27, 2014 8:57:00 GMT -5
Where did you get the officialness of this thread? I bought a permit.
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Post by Square on Jul 27, 2014 9:01:36 GMT -5
Where did you get the officialness of this thread? I bought a permit. Let me look at this permit, for I believe it to be worthless. WORTHLESS I SAY
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 27, 2014 9:06:10 GMT -5
Official or not, he needs to leave. He's f***ing awful. Plus at times him, Tensai, Tom Phillips and the Mini Cole sound indistinguishable from each other.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2014 9:16:18 GMT -5
The man is a buffoon and I can almost sense Renee's loathing of the guy. Stupid comments ("I don't root for people not from the USA") See, that's why she loathes him, he doesn't root for her.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 27, 2014 9:20:39 GMT -5
He filled out the forms in triplicate. All the papers are in order.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 27, 2014 9:28:40 GMT -5
He filled out the forms in triplicate. All the papers are in order. Exactly. I crossed the t's and dotted the .....lower case j's.
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Post by keezy on Jul 27, 2014 9:38:30 GMT -5
Ouch that hurt, I never took that move myself but I remember seeing it done to The Miz when we were together.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 27, 2014 9:40:44 GMT -5
*waits for CATCH_US*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2014 10:08:33 GMT -5
Renee has "intelligent" commentary but somehow Loch Ness is in England? She should stick to interviews.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jul 27, 2014 10:23:01 GMT -5
Yeah, I know Riley is bad, but Renee isn't good either.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Jul 27, 2014 10:34:46 GMT -5
Renee has "intelligent" commentary but somehow Loch Ness is in England? She should stick to interviews. She said Simon Gotch went looking for the Loch Ness Monster but found Giant Haystacks instead. Giant Haystacks was an English wrestler who also went by the name of The Loch Ness Monster.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 27, 2014 11:10:03 GMT -5
I can't even defend him because I know he sucks and want him off NXT too (although for different more positive reasons). Please WWE, stop subjecting us to this awfulness and just let him wrestle. He was at least decent at that and people still generally liked him.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 27, 2014 11:44:19 GMT -5
I wish they'd call him Knocked Out McSandBags.
Or Potato.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2014 13:20:13 GMT -5
Why not get him out of the WWE in general? Win/Lose situation!
Really the only thing he had going for him was that theme song.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 27, 2014 13:31:06 GMT -5
Why not get him out of the WWE in general? Win/Lose situation! Really the only thing he had going for him was that theme song. I disagree. Riley was an underrated wrestler with charisma and presence. It's not his fault that WWE never let him show personality.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2014 13:33:43 GMT -5
I say we load him into a cannon and fire him a brick wall.
Twice.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jul 27, 2014 13:33:58 GMT -5
Let's say we do get him off NXT? What then do we with him?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 27, 2014 13:43:40 GMT -5
Let's say we do get him off NXT? What then do we with him? Wrestling and preshows. It seriously isn't hard for them to do both. Just work out some kind of schedule. He can do the PPV preshows since he's never going to be booked on PPV and he can wrestle on Superstars and Main Event. Either that or give him a Lawler type of deal where he can wrestle Indy shows on the weekend.
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