Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jul 28, 2014 17:38:30 GMT -5
TMZ says his wife is also named Judy. And that she accompanied him during the porn negotiations. So many psychological layers to that onion Despite being possibly my most hated wrestler of all time, Buff Bagwell's psyche is quite compelling. My favourite Buff story was Lance Storm talking about Buff's legendary WWF run where Hurricane beat the f*** out of him with a bottle of ice. Buff shows up to a TV taping a few days later still with a big, nasty gash on his face and says, "Mom thinks it's infected. We have a doctor's appointment tomorrow."
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Post by hisinsanity on Jul 28, 2014 17:46:31 GMT -5
I've been laughing so hard at the "Judy Bagwell on a Pole" references and jokes on the comments at lordsofpain.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 28, 2014 17:47:23 GMT -5
"I'm buff, i'm the stuff, and i'm about to pound that muff" *Buff Bagwell theme plays* Probably tells women it's vicious and delicious. Oh god, please tell me it's not two-on-one porn featuring Buff and Scott Norton. Nah, it'll be a regular one-on-one featuring Buff...and...Scott Norton... (Insert appropriate smiley here--> )
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Jul 28, 2014 18:27:53 GMT -5
So, how long until a Buff Night in Chyna?
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4TheGlory
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jul 28, 2014 18:35:01 GMT -5
No one will ever out big dick Hulk Hogan brother. It's like a pringles can.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 18:49:06 GMT -5
Some of the nastiest, most uncomfortable posts I've ever read on any forum.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 28, 2014 18:50:50 GMT -5
I'm just surprised that it's straight porn.(I think) If this doesn't get 47 likes than the world is indeed a sad place.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jul 28, 2014 18:52:53 GMT -5
Lets just hope that his mother is no way shape or form involved in this.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 28, 2014 18:54:42 GMT -5
I was hoping the day would never come that we would see Buff's "O" face.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Jul 28, 2014 18:54:56 GMT -5
Lets just hope that his mother is no way shape or form involved in this. Doesn't she have a scene with Rick Steiner?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 28, 2014 18:55:38 GMT -5
He's always pretty much looked like a porn guy anyway; no insult, he just has. So this actually seems like a good fit (no pun intended).
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Post by willyjakes on Jul 28, 2014 18:56:16 GMT -5
Maybe his GWF Handsome Stranger persona will be more fitting for this role.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 28, 2014 19:23:14 GMT -5
"Hey 2Cold, can we switch dicks for a minute?"
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jul 28, 2014 19:31:38 GMT -5
I'm glad he's negotiating with his wife with him. I remember hearing, from Jim Ross I do believe, that his mom was negotiating his deal with WWE. So honestly, I think the best news all week is that his wife was with him for negotiating instead.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 19:44:40 GMT -5
I heard Buff's mainly doing this so he'll be able to send his daughter, Judy, to a good school.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 28, 2014 19:54:34 GMT -5
Buff Bagwell doing porn?
With Scotty Riggs?
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Jul 28, 2014 19:58:17 GMT -5
Some of the nastiest, most uncomfortable posts I've ever read on any forum. ... Really? You must have missed the really good stuff then.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 28, 2014 20:48:50 GMT -5
Ok, so this mean Buff has a big dick, right? …Doubt it
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 20:49:40 GMT -5
So, how long until a Buff Night in Chyna? It should be a femdom themed video and they can call it "Chyna: In the Buff".
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 20:56:06 GMT -5
At least he doesn't need a new stage (couch? gym? van?) name.
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