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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 9, 2006 8:37:50 GMT -5
or Now, since I know most of the board is anti-Jared, we ask the burning question. No, not THAT burning sensation...the question: Who is the better Subway spokesperson?
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 9, 2006 8:39:45 GMT -5
Lovitz is funny, but Jared lost so much weight, therefore spreading the healthy eating message.
Eeeeh, undecided.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 9, 2006 8:40:44 GMT -5
Dr. Strangelovitz all the way. Jared annoys me. And not just because he comes off like a dillweed. Watch Supersize Me - there's a segment with him that cements his corporate shillery. He's talking to some poor overweight girl who's asking him what she should do and his answer is "Eat at Subway." And like she says after "I can't afford to eat every meal there! I'm a kid!" Besides... a turkey sandwich with no dressing? Just chewing that alone is cardio.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 9, 2006 8:41:01 GMT -5
Jared. He lived the dream.
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Post by The Zombie Mod The on Jun 9, 2006 8:45:44 GMT -5
only one i have heard of.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2006 10:07:50 GMT -5
The slightly overweight one.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Jun 9, 2006 10:13:01 GMT -5
he makes me anxious AND NOW DINNA!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 9, 2006 10:16:17 GMT -5
They SO need to make an animated commerical with Jay Sherman shilling Subway. "It DOESN'T Stink!"
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Post by RealDoubleJ on Jun 9, 2006 10:18:35 GMT -5
he makes me anxious as anxious as this picture? HE'S STARING INTO YOUR SOUL
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Post by The Zombie Mod The on Jun 9, 2006 10:24:43 GMT -5
noooooooooooooooooooo not [glow=red,2,300]lovejoy[/glow]
Ian macshane one of the few famous people from Blackburn.
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Post by RealDoubleJ on Jun 9, 2006 10:28:46 GMT -5
i come from Stourbridge where the only famous people to come from us is: The Wonder Stuff!!
and what did they do as soon as they got a little bit of money? They got the hell out of Stourbridge as fast as they could!!
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Post by jdm24 on Jun 9, 2006 11:00:04 GMT -5
Lovitz, no question. Jared has always come across as a smarmy little prick.
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Post by Poker Joker on Jun 9, 2006 11:29:35 GMT -5
Frankly, I'd prefer my food to be marketed to me not by either Jared or John Luvits, but rather by a skinny swimsuit model in a bikini who is making seductive faces at me while showing quick glimpses of her cleavage.
I know this isn't one of the options, but its the truth, and I believe in being honest. Thank you for your time.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 9, 2006 11:31:55 GMT -5
They SO need to make an animated commerical with Jay Sherman shilling Subway. "It DOESN'T Stink!" LOL - that would guarantee my patronage. Get Duke, Marty and Jeremy in there and it's a go.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 9, 2006 11:43:55 GMT -5
Jon Lovitz, simply because I like Jon Lovitz. Everyone should like what I like and the world would be a better place.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jun 9, 2006 13:04:44 GMT -5
Frankly, I'd prefer my food to be marketed to me not by either Jared or John Luvits, but rather by a skinny swimsuit model in a bikini who is making seductive faces at me while showing quick glimpses of her cleavage. And if she can fit the entire 6 incher in her mouth...I WANT HER FRIGGIN' NUMBER!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2006 13:08:09 GMT -5
I'd prefer Kevin Nealon's Mr Subliminal as a spokesperson.
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Post by nisi on Jun 9, 2006 13:39:42 GMT -5
Am I the only bastard who thinks that Jared is still a little chunky? His Subway campaign has never really convinced me; the subliminal message seems to be, "Morbidly obese people who eat at Subway twice a day can eventually come down to being merely overweight! Hooray!"
Of course, I went back on Atkins today, so I can't pretend to be totally on top of weight issues either.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jun 9, 2006 13:56:56 GMT -5
Well let's not forget that Jared had some help other than Subway. He also has aides. ;D
Besides...that whole Subway diet is a joke anyway.
At one time I was eating two party subs a day...I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IT DIDN'T WORK, DAMN IT!! IT'S LAWSUIT TIME!!
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Post by gsguy on Jun 9, 2006 14:44:49 GMT -5
They SO need to make an animated commerical with Jay Sherman shilling Subway. "It DOESN'T Stink!" LOL - that would guarantee my patronage. Get Duke, Marty and Jeremy in there and it's a go. "All eat at Subway, Subway is life!"
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