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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on Jun 13, 2006 13:19:03 GMT -5
Did anyone else notice he apparently makes $100,000-$150,000? This stuff is hilarious. Imagine if Cena went heel and said something like "Yo Chain Gang Soldiers, go take a fork and jam it in your eye." 20 minutes later you see pics of him and his friends on his page with bloody eyes, though I'd imagine Cena turning heel would be a life threatening event for many of those people.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jun 13, 2006 13:22:16 GMT -5
Did anyone else notice he apparently makes $100,000-$150,000? This stuff is hilarious. Imagine if Cena went heel and said something like "Yo Chain Gang Soldiers, go take a fork and jam it in your eye." 20 minutes later you see pics of him and his friends on his page with bloody eyes, though I'd imagine Cena turning heel would be a life threatening event for many of those people. If anyone from WWE is reading this: PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! Just tease it for a week, it'd be worth it, just say Cena got hypnotised by the Hypnotoad or something, anything, just make it happen
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Post by Candyman's surprise on Jun 13, 2006 13:30:10 GMT -5
I don't know if it is such a good idea. We have enough people around here who eat,sleep & breathe Cena. I bet he invites his friends and the WWE board will become a place to spout off their chain gang rhetoric. Then again, the WWE board has pissed me off lately so this might be a breath of fresh air.
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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on Jun 13, 2006 13:36:09 GMT -5
"LAST NIGHT AT WRESTLEMANIA WAS THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF CENA'S AND THE CHAINGANG SOLDIER'S LIFE WHEN CENA GOT THE STFU ON HHH THE ZOMBIE, THE ZOMBIE TAPED OUT TO THA CHAMP AND CENA WALKED OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA STILL THE WWE CHAMPTION LIKE I PROMISED YOU CHAINGANG SOLDIERS HE WOULD THE CHAMP IS HERE AND HERE TO STAY! THE CHAMP'S ENTRANCE WAS OFF THE CHAIN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT HHH'S WAS WHAT WAS THE POINT DRESSING UP LIKE A DRAG QUEEN AND SPIT WATCH IN THE AIR AND SCREAM WTF I S UP WIT THAT I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT TRIPLE H'S ENTRANCE BECAUSE HE JUST LOOKED LIKE A DRAGE QUEEN AND HALF ZOMBIE HAHA! CENA SHOWED EVERYONE THAT IF YOU F*** WIT THA CHAMP YOU GET F****D UP YOU GET NOCKED OUT!WHAT I BIG TIME MOMENT THE CHAMP SHOWED ALL THE HATERS WHAT KIND OF MAN AND WHAT KIND OF CHAMPTION CENA IS YOU KNOW LET THEM BASTURDS HATE ON I'M LIKE CENA I DONT CARE ABOUT WTF THEY THINK THEY DONT KNOW WHATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM THEY CANT JUST GO F*** OFF WIT THE ZOMBIE HHH HE REALLY DID LOOK LIKE ONE WITH THAT LAME ASS ENTRANCE, CENA'S ENTRANCE IT WAS UNBELIEVEABLE IT WAS OFF THE CHAIN AND I WAS OUT OF MY SET THEN AND REALLY CRAZY WHEN HE RETAIN THE WWE CHAMPTIONSHIP THE CHAMP IS STILL HERE AHHAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Calling HHH a zombie is quite possibly one of the funniest/most absurd things I've ever read in my life.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jun 13, 2006 13:42:48 GMT -5
I can't believe the "ZOMBIE TAPED OUT"
What kind of tape was it do you think??
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 13, 2006 13:47:42 GMT -5
This guy has to be mentally challenged. Just has to be. He really can't be like this, can he?
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 13, 2006 13:48:00 GMT -5
HHH tapes out to clear tape.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 13, 2006 13:52:24 GMT -5
I just looked up where he said he's from (Just in case it was Northern VA), and he's from southern tip dead smack in the middle of redneck country. I wonder if his parents have tried to claim that he isn't their son?
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 13, 2006 13:55:18 GMT -5
This makes me want to join MySpace JUST to get added to this guy's friends list so I can make all sorts of Pro-Jarrett statements. "JARRETT IS THA REAL CHAMP, YO!"
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 13, 2006 13:58:30 GMT -5
I say get the Cena fan to join here.
He shall receive a warm greeting, from none other than aicfan316.
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 13, 2006 14:00:12 GMT -5
I say get the Cena fan to join here. He shall receive a warm greeting, from none other than aicfan316. He'll kill you for being "wrestlecraps version of edge the rater r superstar".
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 13, 2006 14:01:29 GMT -5
I say get the Cena fan to join here. He shall receive a warm greeting, from none other than aicfan316. He'll kill you for being "wrestlecraps version of edge the rater r superstar". lol exactly! Warriorthug4cena vs. aicfan316.
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 13, 2006 14:12:04 GMT -5
I just noticed this So he's part of The Chain Gang, or so I gather... No Kidding! He clearly needs them, Dude, get out more! For some reason I doubt this. He seems to like Cena a bit too much. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect! How can you be undecided whether you HAVE CHILDREN OR NOT?! YOU EITHER HAVE THEM OR YOU DON'T! For some reason I doubt the second item mentioned there.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 13, 2006 14:23:52 GMT -5
you know . i bet John Cena either A)Crys to himself for what he has Done B)Or laughes his ass off at reading this
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Post by Candyman's surprise on Jun 13, 2006 15:11:07 GMT -5
Pirate Big show makes me smile
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Post by mrprofessionalx on Jun 13, 2006 15:11:14 GMT -5
That's scary, but very funny at the same time. What the hell is up with his school info...1995-2009? ;D This is a guy right? it looks like something a 12 year old Cena fan-girl would have done. I don't know if I should laugh or cry for this person.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2006 15:38:25 GMT -5
Pirate Big show makes me smile What's with the Pirate Big Show?
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 13, 2006 15:40:47 GMT -5
Pirate Big show makes me smile What's with the Pirate Big Show? Show tried the gimmick before Birchill, but failed at it...
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Post by Doomrider on Jun 13, 2006 16:02:23 GMT -5
This kid looks like every high school freshman around here. It's like a plague of ignorant suburban thug youth...well that and the scene kids. They're either cryin and threatening suicide or talking about how fast their Acura/Camry/Accord is going to be when they get it. Kids these days...
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Post by Smarky on Jun 13, 2006 16:40:13 GMT -5
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