Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 23, 2015 2:58:32 GMT -5
I don't wanna sound angry on anything, but it is really frustrating that we put the belt on someone who just bailed out immediately afterwards. Having Gus Richlen retire at GookerMania would've been great. Yeah, it frustrates me and a lot of other people as well with what happened with Evil M. I personally had big plans set up for his heel character, but he screwed that all up. But don't worry, I'm hoping to put the belt on someone who I can count on. P Oh and Fake Jesus, I did think this might be the end, but luckily Gus has already volunteered to personally take over after Gookermania VIII How do you think I feel? I tied my character up with his almost entirely, he screwed me over big time. My character's entire history is tied up with his, I knew that guy for seven years, or at least I thought I did.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 30, 2015 21:53:06 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 27
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is my partner, Jesse King
Jesse King: The last NiteRaw before Summerfest is here and I can’t wait.
TH: Tonight we have a packed show. First we have the Breakfast Pack having to pay the piper for losing last show.
JK: And this is not something I am not looking forward to. The Crew won, can’t they just take the victory and move on?
TH: And then next, we will have the contract reinstatement of Antihero.
JK: Antihero getting another shot is absurd. Seth took him out and he should have never come back.
TH: Well, blame Seth for that. Speaking of ants, our Fan Forums Champion has something to say so he will be out here tonight.
JK: Speaking of people who I want to go away.
TH: After that, we will have the unmasking of Sorrow, who made this situation possible by decking Michael Rose in their forced tag match.
JK: No idea why he did that and now we will have to see what’s behind the mask. Normally masked men have something to hide so what does Sorrow have to hide?
TH: And finally, in our main event, we will have a tag team match comprised of the four participants in the mini tournament to crown the new world champion as Jonathan Michaels & Michael Hayden, former enemies, will have to team up against Jordan Mac & Bobby Riggs.
JK: Going with Mac & Riggs. Michael and Jonathan’s egos will cause both of them to not get along.
TH: And with that, it’s time to head to the ring.
TH: I know what’s going on now.
JK: Oh no! This can’t be good!
TH: They won the opportunity to humiliate The Breakfast Pack.
JK: I think I know what they’re gonna do. And, it’s gonna suck.
*The Crew comes out to the cheers of the crowd as pyro goes. They have on black Caribbean Crew shirts, blue jeans, and black boots. They all walk to the ring and enter it. Then, they each go to the corners, climb up the turnbuckles, and make an X with their arms.*
Benjamin Bannock: Okay, so for dose who didn’t see de last show—we beat de Breakfast Pack in an elimination tag match tanks to dis girl *points to Rita* right chere. Dat gave us de right ta humiliate de Pack however we want. And, since Rita not only won de match but has also been fighting wit de Pack since she got her, we felt it was only fair ta pick de humiliation. So, Rita, if ya will take de honors.
Rita Perez: Thank you. Now, I thought long and hard about how to best humiliate the Pack. I thought about silly costumes, disgusting liquids, things involving…
Antonio “Tony” Colón: Hey mang. What are ju doin’?
Rita: I’m trying to explain how we’re gonna humiliate the Pack.
Tony: Ju’re drawin’ thangs out, mang. Yust get on with it!
Marie Martinique: Yeah. Evewyone and deir moders know how we’re gonna humiliate dem. So, just get on wit it.
Rita: Fine! You guys have no flair for dramatics. So, here is The Clueless Bunch.
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*The Breakfast comes out as the audience laughs at them. Brandon Barger has on a Nirvana shirt, blue jeans, a flannel shirt tied around his waist, and black boots. Lauren Jamison has on that yellow plaid outfit from Clueless. Nick Britt has on a Chicago Bulls jersey (Michael Jordan’s 45), a white shirt, JNCO shorts, and black Nike’s with black socks. Beth Graham has on a Union Jack dress (like Geri Halliwell from the Spice Girls), and Doc Martens. And, Shaun Clark is wearing a Los Angeles Raiders hat, a Raiders Starter jacket, sunglasses, a Dr. Dre Chronic shirt, white boxers, sagging blue jeans, and black Nikes. They slowly make their way down to the ring and enter it. They all look like they’d rather be elsewhere.*
Benjamin: So, how do ya guys feel?
Brandon Barger: I feel like I shouldn’t be here.
Benjamin: Hey! De stipulations said dat we get to humiliate de Breakfast Pack. An’, ya de leader of de Pack.
Brandon: But, I wasn’t in the match! I mean! My God! This is so unfair!
Lauren Jamison: I like think that Shaun should be the only one to do this since he totally lost the match.
Shaun Clark: C’mon dawg! Don’t treat a brother like that. That’s whack homie!
Lauren: What are you doing?
Shaun: I’m gettin’ into character, dawg. If we gotta do this, then I’m gonna be the bomb.
Lauren: Ugh… Gag me with a spoon!
Rita: Uh-uh-uh! Wrong decade!
Lauren: *sighs* As if… *shudders*
Shaun: I gotta say it’s whack that Nick is allowed to wear some Eighties clothing!
Nick: I’m wearing Michael Jordan’s Bulls jersey.
Shaun: Who played in the Eighties.
Nick: Yeah, but this is the wrong number. This is his weird baseball number he had to wear when he came back because they retired his twenty-three. This forty-five is just wrong!
Beth Graham: It could always be worse.
Marie: Why are you wearing dat?
Beth: Because you told me to. We had to wear outfits from the Nineties.
The Pack: Ugh… Nineties…
*They all spit.*
Marie: Yeah, I get dat. But, we had a Goth outfit fo ya ta wear. I don’t know where ya got dat.
Beth: Are you… Seriously!?
Rita: Okay, enough chit chat! You guys aren’t here just to model the fashion trends of the Nineties.
Brandon: Do we have to?
Rita: Yes, you do. Unless, you wanna take Mrs. Drakin’s punishment.
Brandon: Fine.
Rita: Okay, so these guys has a little they’d like to sing for you guys. So, give it up for the Clueless Bunch!
*The lights go out. A spotlight appears in the center of the ring. Then, this song starts playing.*
*The Pack walks out into the spotlight. They start dancing. Then, Lauren and Beth start singing.*
Lauren: I got a new life You would hardly recognize me I'm so glad How could a person like me care for you Why do I bother When you're not the one for me Oooo, is enough, enough
The Pack: I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign Life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong But where do you belong
Beth: Under the pale moon For so many years I've wondered who you are How can a person like you bring me joy Under the pale moon Where I see a lot of stars Is enough, enough
The Pack: I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign Life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong But where do you belong
Lauren and Beth: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Lauren: I saw the sign and it opened up my mind And I am happy now living without you I've left you, ooohhh I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
The Pack: I saw the sign - I saw the sign - I saw the sign I saw the sign - I saw the sign I saw the sign - I saw the sign - I saw the sign
Lauren: And it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
*The lights come back on. The crowd politely applauds, but they didn’t seem too enthuse about the performance.*
Benjamin: Dat was great. Wasn’t dat great, guys.
Rita: I liked it.
Tony: It was okay, mang.
Marie: I enjoyed it. In fact, I tink dey were so good dat dey should do an’ encore performance!
Benjamin: Yeah! *to the crowd* Wat do ya guys tink!?
*The crowd cheers loudly.*
Brandon: No, no, no! You said we only had to do one song. And, we did one song!
Benjamin: Well, mon, ya did such a good job dat everyone wants to see another.
Brandon: Really!? Well, in that case…
*Brandon suddenly attacks Benjamin. He fights back, and soon the Crew and the Pack are duking it out. Referees and security come down to pull them apart.*
TH: Yet again, the Crew and the Pack are going at it again.
JK: That’s a shame. I wanted to see that other song. I thought the Pack did a good job.
*A table is set up in the ring.*
*Jessica Drakin comes out with a contract in hand followed by Mr. E and U.N. Owen.*
TH: It's time for the reinstatement of one Mr. Antihero.
JK: Can't believe this has to happen. This ant doesn't deserve to come back and Seth basically lets him back in while saying this whole reinstatement thing is her problem.
*She grabs a mic as she enters the ring.*
Jessica: I'm sure all of you and Antihero are expecting my husband to be out here during this segment, but he has been sent elsewhere in my stead to deal with other things so you will just have to deal with me and my bodyguards tonight. So Antihero, I'm tired of waiting and I know you are here tonight. Get your sorry rear end out here and let's get this over with.
*Anti jumps the rail and you can see an enormous grin under his mask.
Anti: I don't think I've ever seen you look this irritated by anything...
Well except for the whole Pantheon thing but that couldn't really be helped I suppose.
So let’s get down to business Mrs. Drakin I assume you got the contract my attorney sent to you for the match? And you are familiar with the clauses of the contract, neither I nor your husband may be held responsible for any actions undertaken during this match. And then there is of course my favorite clause of this contract.
Jessica: And what clause may I ask is that?
Antihero: Oh you know the one that grants me control of the stipulation, which ever one I choose, and I've got a pretty good idea of which one I want...
Jessica: Yes, that clause and I must make you understand a certain thing. Due to what happened at Gookermania VII, the board of directors have told me that this clause is agreeable under one condition. It can not be a Hell in a Cell Match. Other than that...the clause is okayed by the board and my husband so despite my reservations, that is all that is needed.
... You really think I have no originality at all do you?
Jessica: The board said that was not going to happen so despite the contract specifically not saying that, I am going to make sure I follow that decree.
And no, I don't think you have any originality in any part of you if you want my personal opinion on the matter. But go ahead and try to say something original.
Well, I'll say this much Jessie I'm not predictable enough to make it three Hell in Cell matches in a row. But no, Jessie I have one far worse, one that has only ever been done in FAWA, before the board of Directors said never again.
I bet I have you on the edge of your seat am I right? You're dying to know what kind of hell awaits your husband aren't you?
Jessica: You see, I didn't come out here to hear myself talk unlike you so before I have to waste any more breath on you, why don't you just tell the FAWA Galaxy here your match. Then I can hand you your reinstatement contract and I don't have to see you anymore tonight.
Fine, my match is a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match! No DQ's No Countouts, no submissions and no referee stoppage! The only way it cn end is when one of us decides we've had enough of punishing the other's body!
That good enough for you Jessie?
Jessica: And you said you were original. Fine.....now here.
*Jessica throws the contract to Antihero.*
Jessica: Now sign the contract so I don't have to see you for the rest of tonight.
*Anti takes the contract and signs it
Here's your husband's death warrant signed and sealed.
Enjoy your last few months with him.
*Antihero leaves through the crowd as Jessica stares a hole at him.*
TH: Well, we are going to get a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match. We haven’t had one of those in years.
JK: And for good reason, Seth broke his jaw last time. He better be careful this time because I don’t think Antihero is going to want to pin him so easily.
*From the back, we see the Fan Forums Champion AmericAnt on the stage. He salutes the fans and raises the Fan Forums Title as he heads to the ring.*
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the Fan Forums Champion...AMERICANT!!!
TH: AmericAnt apparently has something on his mind as he is out here to speak to the fans.
JK: A damn shame this guy is still our Fan Forums Champion. He got lucky in that triple threat match, that's all I'm going to say about that.
*AmericAnt enters the ring and holds the title to each of the fans while holding his ear out to hear their applause on each side of the ring. He then grabs the mic.*
AA: I first want to say thank you all for willing me in my match so I can continue to be the Fan Forums Champion for each and every one of you, no matter who you are and no matter what makes you different from everyone else.
Now, apparently despite beating the guy last show, I have still been hearing rumblings behind the scenes that I was lucky to beat this individual and that it wouldn't happen again. So Brandon Barger, how about you come out here right now and enter this ring so you can try and prove your theory to be true.
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*Brandon Barger, Nick Britt, and Shaun Clark all come out to the boos of the crowd. They still have on their 1990s outfits from earlier and still look pissed about it.*
Brandon: You know, I'm not in a good mood. Not only have I not had a chance to get out of this crap from the Nineties!
Brandon, Nick, and Shaun: Ugh... Nineties!
*They all spit.*
Brandon: But, I'm also still pissed that I lost that match last week! I had you beat, and you know it, bug boy! So, if I was, I wouldn't want to mess with me right now.
AA: Really? You had me beat? Well, if you truly feel that way, why don't you face me right here, right now...and let's see if you can prove it.
*The crowd cheers.*
Brandon: I don't need to. I've already beaten you. Or did that beating make you forget?
AA: Tell you what? You want a rematch at this belt. You beat me right here and right now and you get your rematch.
Brandon: Seriously? You want me to beat your ass again? Did you not hear me say that I've beaten you before? And, you wanna face me again? What's your game, Aunt Bee?
AA: I think I have basically said my game here. You wanna prove you are the better man? Come and get it.
Brandon: Alright. You're on.
*All three men come down to the ring. Brandon enters the ring. A referee comes running out from the back and slides into the ring.*
Brandon: You wanna fight me? Fine! BUT... You gotta fight Shaun and Nick as well!
AA: Do you really think 3 on 1 is going to make you the better man?
Brandon: Hey! You've fought all three of us before! You lost, but you still did it. But, if you're too scared, then I understand. I mean, I wouldn't want to fight all three of us either. But, there comes a time in a man's life when he must be forced to face difficult odds. And, for you, that time is now. I'm invoking my IOU from the Easter Egg Hunt and making you fight the three of us, right here, right now! And, if we win, I get to fight you at Summerfest.
AA: Ring the...
*Before he can finish, Shaun and Nick attack. Brandon talks to the ref as the two are laying the boots on the champ.*
Brandon: Ring the bell.
*The referee rings the bell*
JK: Well, it seems like we have an official match after all.
TH: And this is completely unfair.
JK: Hey, Brandon won that IOU fair and square.
*The referee then rings the bell. The match begins and the two lift AA up so he can go face to face with Brandon. Brandon taunts him a little bit, but suddenly, AmericAnt kicks him. He then elbows both Nick and Shaun. He gives a Double A Spinebuster to Nick and hits Shaun with a clothesline. But unfortunately, he gets nailed from behind by Brandon. He delivers a release German Suplex. He yells at AmericAnt for attacking him and his crew. He gets both Shaun and Nick up and he orders them to continue the assault while he watches. The two stomp on AmericAnt some more and then pick him up. They then hit the Fan Forums Champ with the Weird Science. Nick and Shaun are about to pin him, but Brandon stops them.*
TH: Why continue with this travesty?
JK: Guess Brandon wants to deliver more punishment.
*Brandon goes on the ropes and tells his pals to grab him. They do just that and they lift him up to hand him off to Brandon. Brandon then puts AmericAnt over his shoulders and delivers a Brothers In Arms off the top rope.*
JK: Brothers In Arms and that should do it.
TH: Please let this be it.
*Brandon laughs and puts his foot on AA. The ref counts.
1...
2...
3!!!
The ref calls for the bell.*
Michael Muffer: The winner of this match....Brandon Barger, Nick Britt, and Shaun Clark...THE BREAKFAST CLUB!
*The ref raises his hand and then the three tell him to leave. The ref leaves as Lauren and Beth come out in there gear, still pissed about being in the 90s clothes. The three men continue to stomp on AA.*
TH: This farce of a match is over! Stop with the beating as you got what you wanted!
JK: Oh, I'm enjoying this too much for it to end.
*Lauren grabs the Fan Forums Title and comes in the ring with Beth to hand the belt to Brandon. Beth hands him a mic.*
Brandon: Looks like I just got myself a shot against you at Summerfest. I'm just going to keep this belt with me until then since you seem to be in no position to hold it. Just remember, this is what you wanted this.
*Brandon raises the belt in the air as they all pose over the fallen body of AmericAnt.*
JK: Look at this, Tim. This is just a formality because at Summerfest, you are looking at the new Fan Forums Champion.
TH: This is disgusting as he hasn't earned that belt yet. He isn't a champion at all.
JK: Well, you know what they say. Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
TH: Don't give me that.
TH: Well, it’s time for Sorrow to relinquish his mask.
JK: I still can’t believe he just gave it away like that.
TH: Well, maybe he’ll explain why he did it.
JK: Hopefully.
*Sorrow comes out to the boos of the crowd. He’s wearing all black: black leather coat, black shirt, black pants, black boots, etc. He also has on his trademark mask. He comes down and enters the ring. He walks across the ring and grabs a microphone from the timekeeper. He then walks to the center of the ring.*
Sorrow: Well, this is it. This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. So, why wait? Do you all want to see me take off my mask?
*The crowd cheers “Yes!”*
Sorrow: Do you all want to see the face under this mask?
*The crowd cheers “Yes!”*
Sorrow: *putting his hand on the strings holding his mask* Is this what you really want?
*The crowd cheers “Yes!”*
Sorrow: Well… *pause* Too f***ing bad!
*The crowd boos.*
Sorrow: Did you actually expect me to just give in to the demands of Mrs. Drakin like that? *snaps* Well, I got some bad news for you, sunshine—this mask ain’t coming off. Now, I know that refusing to take off this mask will undoubtedly have some repercussions. But, I have several very good reasons for not obeying Mrs. Drakin’s orders. My first—we won! Mrs. Drakin said that if we screwed each other over then we’d be subject to some sort of punishment. Now, from my understanding, “screwed” meant to cost our team the match. And, yes, I did attack, Rose. But, he won! He persevered without my help. I did not screw him over. Though, I’m sure you all are thinking that my attack on him was the intention. That brings me to my second reason, I can assure you that screwing over Rose was not the reason I attacked him. I attacked him simply because I just don’t like Rose. He pissed me off, and I got fed up with the whole thing. Honestly, I wasn’t really thinking. Of course, when I got backstage, I realized my mistake and went back. But, I saw on the monitors backstage that Rose was taking care of business on his own. So, I didn’t bother to come out. Still, there was the possibly that Rose could have lost. But, to be honest, that is just as much Mrs. Drakin’s fault as it is mine, which is my third reason for attacking Rose. I mean, what did she expect? You can’t just put me and Rose on the same side and force us to play nice. That’s like putting the cat in charge of watching the canary and then come home and be shocked that the canary is gone and the cat has a feather stuck in its mouth. She should have known better. However, main reason I’m taking off this mask is quite simple—this is not a mask! It may look like a mask to you! But, to me, it’s my face! I lived with disfigurement for years because of Michael Rose. I had to walk around looking like a monster because of him! I had no chance of having a normal life! I was lost and confused! I had no idea who I was and what I was doing! Until I found this mask, this face! *pointing to his mask* This saved me! This made me whole! This gave me an identity! This allowed me to finally realize who I was and what I needed to do! This allowed me to development my beliefs, my philosophy that a happy life is a life not worth living! That depression, sadness, and sorrow was the true way of living, the true path to enlightenment, the truth in all of us that we all deny in us! This gives me a purpose, a reason to wake up in the morning! This is a part of my soul, my very being! Asking me to take off is this mask is like asking anyone here to cut off their own faces! So, no, I will NOT take off this mask! And, if Mrs. Drakin insists that I do, then she can come down here and make me take it off herself.
*Sorrow pauses for several seconds.*
TH: Is she gonna come?
JK: I doubt she has the guts.
Sorrow: I didn’t think so. Now, if you’ll excuse, I’ll let this show go on.
*Backstage, we see Jessica looking at this. Jerry Fish is in the office.*
Jerry Fish: Jessica…what are your thoughts on this situation?
Jessica: Well, Jerry…I hate to give the devil his due, but Sorrow does have a point there. I did say “screw him” and since they still won, he doesn’t have to unmask. However, I will make this announcement. At Summerfest, Michael Rose and Sorrow are going to go one on one again and if Sorrow loses, he will lose his mask. No loopholes in this one.
Now if you excuse me, we have a main event to get to so let’s cut it back to Tim and Jessie. Oh and Jessie, don’t ever say I don’t have guts again.
*We cut back to the commentators.*
TH: Boy, she laid on you good.
JK: Yeah, hasn’t been the first time she has yelled at me. At least she didn’t do it over the headset.
TH: Anyway, so Sorrow decks Michael and gets no punishment for it.
JK: He found a loophole. Michael just shouldn’t have won that match and Sorrow would have to lose his mask.
TH: Let’s get to our main event.
MM: The following contest is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall:
MM: Introducing first, making his way to the ring, being accompanied by his Black Gold Crew, from Atlanta, Georgia…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing 245 lbs....”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!!
*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with dimmed lights while a smoke machine shoots up, and he's assisted by his “Black Gold Crew” while his face is covered by a towel. He then takes off the towel with and grins a toothy smile and walks to the ring. He has on neon-purple trunks with the angel wings on the front and "Mac Attack" in big gold letters on the back-side and purple boots with white laces on them. He enters the ring as the crowd is booing him, but he ignores them.*
TH: This should be a real barnburner.
JK: I’ll say. These four men will be competing for the FAWA World Title at Summerfest, but tonight, they gotta team up.
TH: It will be interesting to see how well they work together.
JK: Plus, we’ll be getting a preview of Summerfest.
MM: And, his partner, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 270 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.
*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his orange tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.*
TH: It will be interesting to see how well these two work together.
JK: I’m sure they’ll get along great.
TH: How? Riggs is crazy, and Mac has an ego the size of New York.
JK: Your personal bias against these two men will have no bearing on how this match turns out.
MM: And, their opponents, introducing first, coming to the ring, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA—“HOLLYWOOD’S OWN” MICHAEL HAYDEN!
*The arena flashes blue and white as the opening sounds of "Gimmie Shelter" ring out. As the lyrics kick in, Michael Hayden emerges, his head turned to the side as he looks over the captive crowd. He makes his way to the ring typically focusing more on the audience than the opponent. As he gets to the ring, Hayden slides into the ring before going to the nearest turnbuckle, hands outstretched as he tilts his head back. After a few seconds, Hayden lowers his arms and looks out into the crowd before hopping off. Hayden then sits cross-legged.*
TH: Hayden look ready to get his hands on Jordan Mac.
JK: He better be careful, because Jordan just might wanna get his hands on Hayden.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 30, 2015 22:04:52 GMT -5
MM: The following contest is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall:
MM: Introducing first, making his way to the ring, being accompanied by his Black Gold Crew, from Atlanta, Georgia…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing 245 lbs....”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!!
*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with dimmed lights while a smoke machine shoots up, and he's assisted by his “Black Gold Crew” while his face is covered by a towel. He then takes off the towel with and grins a toothy smile and walks to the ring. He has on neon-purple trunks with the angel wings on the front and "Mac Attack" in big gold letters on the back-side and purple boots with white laces on them. He enters the ring as the crowd is booing him, but he ignores them.*
TH: This should be a real barnburner.
JK: I’ll say. These four men will be competing for the FAWA World Title at Summerfest, but tonight, they gotta team up.
TH: It will be interesting to see how well they work together.
JK: Plus, we’ll be getting a preview of Summerfest.
MM: And, his partner, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 270 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.
*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his orange tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.*
TH: It will be interesting to see how well these two work together.
JK: I’m sure they’ll get along great.
TH: How? Riggs is crazy, and Mac has an ego the size of New York.
JK: Your personal bias against these two men will have no bearing on how this match turns out.
MM: And, their opponents, introducing first, coming to the ring, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA—“HOLLYWOOD’S OWN” MICHAEL HAYDEN!
*The arena flashes blue and white as the opening sounds of "Gimmie Shelter" ring out. As the lyrics kick in, Michael Hayden emerges, his head turned to the side as he looks over the captive crowd. He makes his way to the ring typically focusing more on the audience than the opponent. As he gets to the ring, Hayden slides into the ring before going to the nearest turnbuckle, hands outstretched as he tilts his head back. After a few seconds, Hayden lowers his arms and looks out into the crowd before hopping off. Hayden then sits cross-legged.*
TH: Hayden look ready to get his hands on Jordan Mac.
JK: He better be careful, because Jordan just might wanna get his hands on Hayden.
*Michaels walks out as smoke, no pyro, blows behind him and video of dangerous film stunts play. He walks down to the ring and enters it.*
TH: And, here’s a man looking for revenge against The Comedian.
JK: Why? Michaels was the one who knocked The Comedian out of the Second Chance Fatal Fourway a few weeks ago.
TH: But, Riggs attacked him from behind after Michaels was eliminated.
JK: Eh, he got what he deserved.
*The bell rings. Michaels and Jordan move out onto the apron, with Riggs and Hayden starting the match. They circle each other and then tie up. Riggs pushes Hayden back near the ropes and then takes Hayden down with an arm drag. Riggs then slaps Hayden and laughs at him. Hayden just gets up, looking perturbed. They circle each other and then tie up again. Riggs moves behind Hayden with a bear hug from behind. He then slams Hayden down to the mat, rolls behind him, and starts slapping Hayden in the back of the head several times. Hayden tries to move away, but Riggs stays on him. He manages to kick Riggs away, but Riggs just laughs at Hayden. Hayden yells at Riggs and then gets up. They go for another tie up, but Riggs picks up Hayden by his legs. He then throws Hayden to his corner and dares Michaels to tag in.*
TH: Riggs is toying with Hayden. And, that might be a mistake.
JK: How so?
TH: Either Hayden could charge at him, guns blazing, or Michaels could come in and make Riggs feel sorry.
JK: C’mon, Hoss! Riggs is looking great. He has this match in firm control. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Plus, he’s got Jordan Mac and the Black Gold Crew behind him.
*Riggs keeps daring Michaels to tag in. Hayden and Michaels act like they’re gonna make the tag, but Hayden then gets into Riggs face and tells him to bring it. Riggs looks pissed but accepts it. They circle each other again and tie up. Riggs moves behind Hayden with another bear hug. Hayden tries to get out of it, but Riggs has it locked on tight. So, Hayden stomps on Riggs’s foot. This breaks the hold as Riggs moves to the ropes, holding his foot. He then charges at Hayden, but he catches Riggs with a hurricanrana. Riggs gets up only to be dropkicked by Hayden. Riggs gets onto his hands and knees, and Hayden runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Riggs a running jumping leg drop to the back of his head. Riggs gets up again, but Hayden hits him with another dropkick, sending him to a corner. Hayden goes for a whip, but Riggs reverses it and sends Hayden to the opposite corner. He charges at Hayden, but he stops Riggs with a boot. Riggs staggers back, and Hayden jumps up onto the second turnbuckle, jumps off onto Riggs’s shoulders, and hits Riggs with a headscissors takedown. Riggs gets up and charges at Hayden, but he hits Riggs with a drop toe hold. He then jumps onto Riggs’s back with a senton and starts slapping the back of his head.*
TH: A little payback from Michael Hayden.
JK: That’s not very sportsman-like.
TH: Then, why didn’t you say anything when Riggs did it?
JK: Because, Riggs was using it as a psychological advantage.
TH: And, Hayden can’t?
JK: No! He’s supposed to be better than that.
*Hayden gets off of Riggs, and Riggs chases after him. Hayden exits the ring and taunts Riggs. Riggs yells at Hayden, daring him to get back into the ring. The ref pulls Riggs away from the ropes to allow Hayden to reenter. He does and tags in Michaels. Riggs yells at Hayden but then turns his attention to Michaels. They circle each and then tie up. Michaels gets behind Riggs and slams him with mat. He locks Riggs into a front facelock, but Riggs slips out of it and puts Michaels into a hammerlock. He pulls Michaels up off the mat and then puts Michaels into a headlock. Michaels pushes Riggs back into the ropes and pushes him off. Riggs bounces off the ropes and surprises Michaels with The Funny Bone (Lariato), knocking Michaels down. He quickly pins Michaels.
1…
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Michaels kicks out.*
TH: FUNNY BONE!
JK: He may have knocked Michaels out.
TH: NO! He kicks out.
*Riggs gets up and runs to the ropes. He bounces off of them, but Michaels rolls in front of his legs, trying to trip him up. Riggs jumps over him and hits the opposite ropes. Michaels gets up and catches Riggs with a hip toss, taking him to the mat. Riggs gets up and charges at Michaels, but Michaels hits him with an armdrag. Riggs gets up, and Michaels clotheslines him down again. Michaels then jumps onto Riggs back and slaps the back of his head like Hayden did earlier. Riggs goes for a back elbow to stop him, but Michaels jumps off and taunts Riggs, who looks pissed.*
TH: Riggs is not having much luck against Michaels and Hayden.
JK: Dammit! They’re taunting him like he should be doing to them.
TH: Turnabout’s fair play.
*Michaels yells at Riggs to come at him. Riggs almost does but instead tags in Jordan. Michaels looks pissed but turns his attention to Jordan. They circle each other and then tie up. Jordan moves behind Michaels with a bear hug. However, Michaels gets out of it with a headlock takedown. Jordan gets out of the headlock with a headscissors, but Michaels manages to slip out of it. They get up, and Jordan puts Michaels into a headlock. However, Michaels slips out of it, pushes Jordan’s arm back, and hits him with a Japanese arm drag. He then rolls around and locks Jordan into an armbar. Jordan pushes himself off the mat and tries to push Michaels into the ropes, but Michaels struggles with him. Suddenly, Jordan grabs Michaels and hits him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, releasing him from the hold.*
TH: Belly-to-belly suplex out of nowhere gets Jordan Mac out of that armbar.
JK: Jordan Mac’s a dangerous man. Just when you think you got him where you want him, he busts out some surprise move and changes the whole game.
*The Black Gold Crew applaud and cheer Jordan on. Jordan gets up and picks up Michaels, throwing him into a corner. He punches and kicks Michaels a few times and then throws him from the corner with a snapmare takedown. He then locks Michaels into a reverse chinlock. He has it locked on tight, but Michaels struggles to get out of it. He manages to push himself off the mat, but Jordan transitions into a side headlock. He tries to push Michaels back to the mat, but Michaels manages to stay on his feet. Jordan then flips Michaels over onto the mat. He has the hold locked on tight. Michaels struggles to get out. He manages to push himself and Jordan off the mat and gets onto his feet, but Jordan still has the hold locked on. Michaels then throws Jordan off into the ropes, but Jordan bounces off with leaping clothesline, knocking Michaels down. He quickly cover Micheals.
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Michaels kicks out.*
TH: Jordan Mac is keeping control of the match, but Jonathan Michaels is determined to fight back.
JK: Jordan may look like a partier, but this man studies tape of his opponents. He knows their style well and knows how to counter their moves.
*Jordan gets up and picks up Michaels. He pushes Michaels back into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Jordan charges at Michaels as he bounces off the ropes, but Michaels surprises him with a knee to the gut that flips Jordan over onto the mat. Michaels picks up Jordan and hits him with a gutbuster. He goes for a pin.
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Jordan kicks out.*
TH: You were saying?
JK: Hey, he can’t know everything his opponents will do. Especially when they bust out moves they don’t normally do. But, Jordan is good at adapting. And, he kicked out. So, it’s all good, Hoss.
*Michaels gets up and drops a series of knees onto Jordan’s stomach. He then picks up Jordan and hits him with a backbreaker. He covers Jordan.
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Jordan kicks out. Michaels gets up and stomps on Jordan for a bit before picking him up and throwing him into a corner. He hits Jordan with a few shoulder thrusts and then chops Jordan in the chest. Jordan suddenly chops him back. Michaels chops Jordan again, and Jordan chops back. They soon get into a chopping war, and Jordan starts to win out, chopping his way out of the corner. He gets Michaels back against the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Jordan reverses it. Jordan bounces off the ropes, and Michaels catches him with a flapjack. Jordan rolls on the mat in pain, and Michaels rolls him up with a Oklahoma roll for the pin.
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Jordan kicks out.*
TH: Jonathan Michaels nearly gets a pinfall. He has been looking very good against Jordan Mac.
JK: Mac needs to tag out. He’s good, but he can’t take this much more punishment. He needs to get The Comedian in and take a breather.
*Michaels gets up and picks up Jordan. He throws Jordan head first into a corner and then clubs him a few times in the back. He pulls Jordan from the corner, pushes him back into the ropes, and tries to whip him across the ring. However, Jordan reverses it. As Michaels hits the ropes, Riggs hits him with a knee to the back. Michaels falls to his knees, and Jordan bounces on him with several boots. The ref asks Riggs if he did anything, and he plays innocent. Meanwhile, Jordan keeps on beating on Michaels. Jordan picks up Michaels, punches him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Jordan goes for a clothesline, but Michaels ducks it and spears Riggs off the apron.*
TH: Spear from Michaels takes Riggs off the apron.
JK: That was uncalled for.
TH: So was the knee to Michaels’s back earlier.
JK: Hey, he was just helping his teammate out.
*Michaels then charges at Jordan with a punch, but he ducks it and grabs Michaels from behind, going for a German suplex. However, Michaels counters with several elbows to the Jordan’s head. He then rolls around Jordan and pushes him to the ropes. They hit the ropes and bounce off, with Michaels rolling Jordan for a pin.
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*Jordan pushes Michaels off into the ropes. Riggs gets back up onto the apron, grabs Michaels, and hits him with a hangman on the top rope. He bounces off and Jordan hits him with a clothesline.*
TH: Hangman from Riggs allows Jordan to hit the clothesline on Michaels.
JK: Black Gold and The Comedian are working well together. You’d think they’d been together forever.
*Jordan quickly drops an elbow onto Michaels. He then picks up Michaels and hits him with a neckbreaker. Jordan gets up again, grabs Michaels by his hair, and tags in Riggs. He holds Michaels for Riggs to kick in the gut. Jordan exits the ring as Riggs stomps on Michaels. Riggs then puts his foot onto Michaels’s throat and pulls back on the ropes to choke him. The ref starts a count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Riggs lets go.*
TH: I’m not surprised with Riggs’s tactics. After letting Jordan do most of the work, Riggs is now taking advantage and bending the rules against Michaels.
JK: Hey! He’s just wrestling Michaels in his own way. And, he has till five to let go of the hold.
*Riggs picks up Michaels and punches him hard in the head, knocking Michaels down. Riggs picks up Michaels again, going for another punch, but Michaels blocks it and punches Riggs. Riggs punches back. They trade blows, but Riggs starts to gain the momentum. He then whips Michaels into the ropes and hits him with a knee to the gut as Michaels bounces off. Michaels flips over onto the mat but manages to get up. However, Riggs kicks him in the gut and hits him with Slapstick Comedy (Powerbombs Michaels onto the top rope, bouncing him off for an alley oop). He then pins Michaels.
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Michaels kicks out.*
TH: Slapstick Comedy takes down Michaels, but he kicks out.
JK: Michaels is one tough competitor, but Riggs is tough enough to take him down. Especially with Jordan on his side.
*Riggs gets up and stomps on Michaels a few times. He then drops an elbow onto Michaels neck. Riggs grabs Michaels’s head and locks him in a headlock. He has the hold locked on tight, but Michaels struggles to get out of it. The audience cheers him on, but Riggs wrenches it several times. Still, Michaels struggles. After a minute or two, he manages to get up onto his feet. Michaels then suddenly pushes Riggs into a corner. He hits the turnbuckles hard and releases the hold. Michaels then punches Riggs and tries to whip him into the opposite corner, but Riggs reverses it. Riggs charges at Michaels, but Michaels gets a boot up. Riggs staggers back, and Michaels charges at him. However, Riggs catches him with The Setup And The Punchline (Inverted Atomic Drop followed by Discus Punch).*
TH: The Setup And The Punchline kills Jonathan Michaels’s comeback.
JK: He hit that beautifully. If Michaels wants revenge against The Comedian, then he’s in for a big fight to get it.
*Riggs gets up and taunts Hayden, getting into his face. Hayden takes a swing at Riggs, but he moves out of the way. Riggs then goes back to Michaels. He picks him up by his hair and drags him to his corner. He tags in Jordan and holds Michaels for Jordan to kick in the gut. Riggs exits the ring, and Jordan stomps on Michaels. He then picks up Michaels, throws him into a corner, and delivers a vicious chop to his chest. Jordan punches Michaels a few times and then whips him into the opposite corner. Michaels hits the turnbuckles hard, bouncing off and falling to the mat. Jordan taunts Hayden, who just stares daggers at him. He then yells encouraging words to Michaels as Jordan picks up Michaels. He pushes Michaels into the ropes and pulls him into a knee to the gut. He does that again. And again. And again. Michaels falls to his knees on the last one. Jordan picks him up and punches him, knocking down onto the second rope. He then pulls Michaels from the ropes and whips him into a corner. As Michaels bounces out, Jordan grabs him from behind and hits him with a German suplex. Jordan gets up and then hits Hayden with a punch, knocking him off the apron.*
TH: Cheap shot from Jordan Mac. Michael Hayden is gonna make him pay for that if he ever gets into the ring with him.
JK: If being the operative word. Riggs and Mac could keep Michaels from ever making the tag. They’ve been doing a good job of that so far.
*Jordan taunts Michaels and does some boasting to his Black Gold Crew. He then goes to the top turnbuckle, hoping to hit Air Jordan (Top-Rope Diving Elbow). However, he boasts some more to this Crew, which allows Michaels enough time to recover and attack him. Michaels climbs up and starts clubbing Jordan on the back. Jordan fights back. But, a good European uppercut from Michaels stops him. Michaels then picks up Jordan and hits him with a superplex.*
TH: Superplex from Michaels may have put him back in the match.
JK: He needs to get out of the match, tag in Hayden. But, that might be easier said that done.
*Both men are down. The ref checks on them. The ref then starts a count.
1…Both men are down.
2…Both men are still down.
3…Both men start stirring around.
4…Both men start rolling around.
5…Michaels starts crawling to his corner, and Jordan crawls after him.
6…Michaels gets closer to his corner.
7…Hayden reaches out to tag Michaels.
8…Michaels makes the tag.
Hayden runs in with a clothesline, but Jordan ducks it. However, Hayden makes a beeline to Riggs and knocks him off the apron with a Shotei (stiff palm strike). He then charges at Jordan, who tries to stop him with a clothesline, but Hayden ducks it. Jordan turns around right into RONALDO!! (pele kick). Jordan staggers back, and Hayden hits him with RONALDO DOS!! (running single leg dropkick). Jordan falls to his knees, and Hayden hits him with RONALDO TRÉS!! (sliding single leg dropkick to a kneeling opponent).*
TH: Here comes Hayden! There goes the Comedian. Hayden goes back to Jordan. RONALDO UNO! DOS! TRÉS! Hayden is on a roll!
JK: He finally has his hands on Jordan, and he’s making the best of it.
*Hayden picks up Jordan and tries to whip him into a corner, but Jordan reverses it. Hayden hits the corner. Jordan charges at him. But, Hayden stops him with a drop toe hold to the second turnbuckle. Jordan bounces off, but Hayden hits him with a roundhouse kick to the head, knocking him sitting down onto the bottom turnbuckle. Hayden moves to the opposite corner, charges at Jordan, and dropkicks him right in the face. Jordan falls down in pain and rolls out to the apron. Riggs charges into the ring and right at Hayden. Riggs goes for a clothesline but ducks it. Riggs turns around and tries to punch Hayden, but he ducks it, rolls behind Riggs, and hits him with Comedy Comes In Threes #1 (Triple German Suplexes). After the third one, Riggs manages to get up. But, so does Hayden, who kicks him in the gut and hits him with Comedy Comes In Threes #2 (Triple Snap Suplexes, ala Eddie Guerrero). Riggs somehow gets up again, but so does Hayden. He grabs Riggs and hits him with Comedy Comes In Threes #3 (Triple Belly-To-Belly Suplexes).*
TH: Comedy Comes In Threes, dedicated to Bobby Riggs.
JK: Hayden’s been working out. He picked up Riggs pretty easily, despite his weight advantage.
TH: He’s been getting ready for his revenge on Jordan Mac, but Bobby Riggs has suffered for it.
*Riggs rolls to the outside. Hayden then goes back to Jordan, who’s kneeling on the apron over the second rope. He hits Jordan with several punches and knees to the head. He then rolls Jordan around onto his back and then goes to the top turnbuckle. He then jumps off with Bob-oms Away! (Warrior's Way Double Stomp) onto Jordan, knocking him back into the ring. He pins Jordan.
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Riggs breaks up the pin.*
TH: Bob-oms Away! Hayden is busting out the big moves!
JK: Of course he is! He wants to take out Jordan Mac, make his match with Jordan at Summerfest a lot easier. I’d do the same thing.
TH: Well, judging by how out of it Jordan is, that might actually happen.
JK: Hell, he probably had this match won, but Riggs put a stop to that.
*Riggs gets up and tries to grab Hayden, but Michaels reenters the ring. Riggs goes after him, but Michaels sidesteps him and sends him into the ropes. Riggs turns around, and Michaels clotheslines Riggs over the ropes, knocking himself over as well. Hayden then picks up Jordan and tries to whip him across the ring, but Jordan reverses it. He bounces off the ropes, and Jordan goes for a clothesline. However, Hayden ducks it. Jordan turns around. Hayden bounces off the ropes and goes for a wheelbarrow bulldog, but Jordan counters it into a backbreaker. Jordan stomps on Hayden’s back several times before jumping onto Hayden with a senton and locking him in a camel clutch.*
TH: Good GAWD! What a counter! Jordan Mac just dropped Michael Hayden into a backbreaker.
JK: Now, he’s got the camel clutch on Hayden. He’s gonna make Hayden tap.
*Jordan has the clutch locked on tight. Hayden struggles to get out of it, but he can’t. Luckily for him, Michaels runs in and hits Jordan with a bulldog, knocking him off of Hayden. Michaels gets up, but Riggs grabs his foots and pulls him down to the mat and out of the ring. He punches Michaels, but Michaels punches back. They slug it out, but Michaels knees Riggs in the gut, grabs his head, and slams him onto the steel steps. He beats down on Riggs, but the Black Gold Crew start to make their way toward him. Michaels sees them and chases them off. Back in the ring, Jordan picks up Hayden for a body slam, but Hayden slips over Jordan’s head and lands on his feet behind Jordan. He then hits him with The Trilogy (German suplex followed by a Dragon suplex followed by a Tiger suplex). Hayden then pins Jordan.
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Jordan kicks out.*
TH: The Trilogy! He… may… have… NO! Jordan kicks out!
JK: He took all three suplexes but still got up! Jordan Mac can take whatever Michael Hayden dishes out!
*Michaels is still distracted with the Black Gold Crew. The ref sees this and tries to break it up. In the ring, Hayden is climbing up to the top, planning to jump off with a highflying move onto Jordan. However, Riggs runs into the ring and knocks Hayden off the ropes, crotching him onto the top turnbuckle. Riggs then climbs up and hits Hayden with The Pratfall (Reverse Suplex from the top rope); Jordan rolls out of the way before they both land on him. Riggs then exits the rings and attacks Michaels. Michaels fights back. However, the ref is able to break them up and get them back to their corners. He gets back in the ring just as Jordan pins Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: He kicked out! After Riggs hits Hayden with The Pratfall, Jordan was still unable to get the three!
JK: Hayden is tough. We’ve seen that. But, I don’t think he can take this much more punishment.
*Jordan is shocked that Hayden kicked out. He gets up and argues with the ref, but he just tells Jordan that it was a two count. Jordan then picks up Hayden and whips him into his team’s corner. He tags in Riggs and beats down on Hayden’s back as Riggs gets into the ring. Jordan exits the ring, and Riggs takes over. He pulls Hayden from the corner and blasts him with a forearm shot to the back. Hayden goes down, and Riggs stomps on him. Riggs picks up Hayden and drops him back to the mat with a sidewalk slam. He then pins Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Hayden survives the sidewalk slam. But, that back is now a target.
JK: Oh yeah. After that camel clutch, they just need to work over Hayden’s back and finish him off.
*Riggs picks up Hayden and punches him in the head hard, knocking him back down to the mat. He picks Hayden back up and hits him with a snap suplex, pinning him.
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Hayden kicks out. Riggs picks up Hayden and drops him back to the mat with an Alabama slam. He pins Hayden again.
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Hayden kicks out again. Riggs just picks him up and drops him back to the mat with a powerbomb. He pins Hayden again.*
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Hayden kicks out. Riggs gets up, pissed, and argues with the ref.*
TH: Hayden won’t go down, and Riggs is not happy about it.
JK: He needs to keep his cool. This is how people make mistakes. They get emotional, allowing their opponents to recover.
TH: I couldn’t agree more.
*Riggs then goes back to Hayden. He picks Hayden up, punches him in the head a few times, and then locks him in the iron claw. Hayden struggles to get out of it. He tries to kick and punch at Riggs, but Riggs kicks him in the gut, knocking Hayden to his knees. He pushes Hayden down to the mat. Hayden struggles to keep his shoulder off the mat, but Riggs pushes him down for a pin.
1…
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Hayden gets a shoulder up. Riggs pushes him down again.
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Hayden gets his shoulder up again, but Riggs manages to push it down again.
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Hayden gets his shoulder up. Riggs tries to push it down, but Hayden stops him. The crowd rallies behind Hayden as he struggles to get off the mat. Riggs keeps trying to keep him down, but after several seconds, Hayden is able to get up onto his feet. Suddenly, Riggs pulls Hayden in for a suplex, but when Riggs gets him off his feet, Hayden manages to shift his weight, land feet first on the mat, and suplexes Riggs instead. The crowd goes wild.*
TH: He did it! Hayden got out of the Claw and took down Riggs.
JK: How did he do that? Riggs had him!
TH: You’d think that after all these years you’d know how good Michael Hayden is.
JK: Yeah, I should’ve known better. He is pretty damn good.
*Both men get up. Hayden attacks Riggs with a barrage of punching, knocking him back into the ropes. He then tries to whip Riggs across the ring, but Riggs reverses it. Hayden bounces off the ropes, jumps onto Riggs’s shoulders, and tries to hit him with a hurricanrana; but Riggs counters with a vicious powerbomb. He then pins Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out. Riggs is upset with that count and argues with the ref.*
TH: Good Gawd! What a counter! Riggs… might… NO! Hayden kicked out!
JK: Just when you think Hayden is done, but he somehow keeps on going.
*Riggs keeps on arguing with the ref, but he just tells Riggs that it was two. Riggs then goes back to Hayden. He picks Hayden up and throws him head first into his team’s corner. Riggs then tags in Jordan. Hayden falls down onto the bottom rope, and Riggs and Jordan kick him in the gut several times. The ref gets Riggs out of the ring, but Jordan keeps on stomping on Hayden. Hayden falls down and crawls away, but Jordan picks him up. He then pushes Hayden back into the ropes and whips him across the ring. As Hayden bounces off the ropes, he tries to take Jordan down with a crossbody; but Jordan counters with a fallaway slam. Jordan quickly pins Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Another beautiful counter from the team of Bobby Riggs and Jordan Mac. Mac goes for the pin. But, Hayden kicks out again!
JK: If I was Jordan, I’d throw Hayden out of the ring and distract the ref so that his Black Gold Crew could beat down on him.
TH: That’s cheating.
JK: So? It might just be the only way Jordan can keep Hayden down.
*Jordan picks up Hayden and drops him back to the mat with a belly-to-back suplex. He pins Hayden again.
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Hayden kicks out. Jordan gets up, picks up Hayden, and rams him back first into a neutral corner. He then hits Hayden with a vicious knife-edge chop that echoes throughout the arena. Jordan then chops Hayden again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Hayden falls down to the second turnbuckle, his chest beet red. Jordan punches Hayden in the head several times, picks him up, and whips him across the ring. Hayden hits the opposite corner, and Jordan charges at him. However, Hayden gets his boots up, and Jordan runs into them. He staggers back, and Hayden then turns around and tries to jump up onto the top turnbuckle, but Jordan gets under him and puts him onto his shoulders. He pulls Hayden back, but Hayden surprises him with a victory roll-like move that sends Jordan flying shoulder first into the steel post.*
TH: Bah Gawd! Jordan Mac just got thrown shoulder first into the steel post. This could be Hayden’s chance to get out of the match.
JK: He needs to. Michaels is fresh. And, Hayden may be tough; but I don’t see how he can take much more of what Mac and Riggs are dishing out.
*Hayden starts crawling to Michaels to get a tag. Jordan falls down onto the mat. He starts crawling to Riggs as Hayden crawls to Michaels. After a few seconds, Jordan reaches his corner and tags in Riggs. But, so does Hayden! The crowd goes wild as they run into the ring. They charge at each other, but Michaels wins out with a clothesline taking Riggs down. Riggs gets back up only to go back down from another clothesline from Michaels. Jordan tries to attack Michaels, but Michaels stops him with a back elbow. Riggs gets back up, but Michaels grabs him in the ropes and whips him across the ring. As Riggs bounces off the ropes, Michaels catches him with a back body drop. Jordan tries to attack Michaels again, but Michaels catches him with a sidewalk slam. Riggs gets back up, and Michaels charges at him with a spear, knocking him down. He quickly pins Riggs.
1…
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Jordan breaks up the pin.*
TH: Jonathan Michaels is on a roll. He spears Riggs. He pins him. But, Jordan breaks up the pin.
JK: He should have throws Jordan out of the ring. That was a mistake, and it might have cost them the match.
*Hayden comes back in, and Michaels and he double-team Jordan. They pick him up in a corner and then whip him across the ring into the opposite corner. Hayden then whips Michaels towards Jordan, and Michaels hits him with a spear. He falls down onto the bottom turnbuckle, and then Michaels goes to Hayden and whips him across the ring. Hayden grabs the top ropes, jumps up, and lands on Jordan with a double stomp to Jordan’s chest.*
TH: Michael Hayden and Jonathan Michaels are showing some excellent teamwork here.
JK: I’m a little surprised by this. Then again, they both come from Los Angeles.
*Riggs gets up. Michaels grabs him and throws him into a corner. Michaels then hits him with a spear. Riggs doesn’t go down. So, Michaels picks him up and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. He then moves away from Riggs and stands in front of him. Hayden then charges at Michaels. Michaels grabs him and throws him up onto Riggs. Hayden lands on his shoulders and throws him off with a hurricanrana. Riggs hits the mat, and Michaels covers him.
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Suddenly, Jordan comes off the top turnbuckle, having climbed up with no one seeing him, and jumps off with Air Jordan (Top-Rope Diving Elbow). However, Michaels rolls out of the way, and Jordan lands on Riggs with Air Jordan.*
TH: This… might… do… NO! Air Jordan out of nowhere! And, he landed on Riggs!
JK: Dammit! How could this happen!?
TH: Michaels saw Jordan and rolled out of the way just in time!
JK: Dammit!
*Jordan gets up. Suddenly, Hayden charges at him and hits him with a corkscrew dropkick, knocking back into the ropes and out of the ring. Michaels then pins Riggs.*
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Riggs kicks out. Michaels gets up and argues with the ref over that count. He then picks up Riggs, but Riggs surprises him with a German suplex. Riggs gets up and waits for Michaels to get up. He does, but before Riggs can do anything, Hayden charges at Michaels; and Michaels back body drops him towards Riggs, with Hayden landing on Riggs with a senton.*
TH: Good Gawd! Michaels sends Hayden flying onto Bobby Riggs.
JK: Dammit, Jordan, get back in the ring! Your team is gonna lose!
*Hayden gets up and picks up Riggs, planning on whipping him toward Michaels. However, Jordan runs back into the ring and attacks Michaels from behind with several punches to the head, knocking Michaels. Hayden tries to go to Michaels’s aid, but Riggs grabs him. They start punching each other, falling through the ropes and to the outside. Meanwhile, Jordan puts Michaels in the camel clutch. However, he’s no the legal man, and the ref tries to get him off of Michaels. On the outside, Riggs beats down on Hayden. The Black Gold Crew comes over to them and yells at Riggs for him to throw Hayden to them. He agrees and tries to whip him to the Crew, but Hayden reverses it. Riggs hits one of the Crew, knocking him down into the others. Hayden then runs into the ring, charges at Jordan, and hits him with the Falcon Kick (step-up yakuza kick on Jordan), knocking him off of Jordan.*
TH: Falcon Kick takes out Jordan Mac, and right after Hayden took out the Black Gold Crew!
JK: Dammit! This is not going like I thought it would!
TH: I’m sure Riggs and Mac are thinking the same thing.
*Hayden grabs Jordan and throws him out of the ring, sending him flying over the ropes and down onto his own Black Gold Crew as they get from earlier. Suddenly, Riggs runs into the ring and takes out Hayden with The Funny Bone (Lariato). Hayden hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. Riggs then grabs Michaels’s legs, but Michaels pushes him off into the rope. Riggs bounces off of them, and Michaels grabs him with an inside cradle pin.
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Riggs kicks out. Both men get up. Riggs tries to hit Michaels with the Funny Bone, but Michaels ducks it and runs to the ropes. Riggs turns around as Michaels bounces off the ropes and tries for the Funny Bone again, but Michaels surprises him with a spear. He then pins Riggs.
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Jordan come back into the ring and pulls Michaels off of Riggs.*
TH: SPEAR! This… might… NO! Jordan breaks up the pin.
JK: Thank God! The last thing Michaels and Hayden’s egos need is this victory.
TH: What about Riggs and Mac’s egos?
JK: They could use the boost.
*Jordan stomps on Michaels, but Hayden charges at him and hits him with a Shotei (stiff palm strike), knocking him through the ropes and out of the ring. His Black Gold Crew pick Jordan up. However, Hayden runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off of them. He runs back across the ring and jumps over the ropes with a vaulting plancha, landing on Jordan and his crew, knocking them all down. Hayden then grabs Jordan and throws him into the crowd, fighting with him throughout the audience. Back in the ring, Michaels gets up. He waits for Riggs to get up. He does, and Michaels goes for the Fade to Black (super kick). However, Riggs catches it, drops an elbow onto Michaels’s knee, and locks him in Break A Leg (Ankle Lock with the lower leg being pushed to the mat).*
TH: It’s all over. Fade To Black! NO! Riggs counters and locks Michaels in Break A Leg!
JK: Appropriate name! He not only has Michaels in an ankle lock, but he’s also pushing his shin down to the mat. He could easily dislocate Michaels’s knee that way.
TH: Michaels needs to get out of this hold if he wants to walk out of this match.
JK: You got that right, Hoss.
*Riggs has the hold locked on tight. Michaels struggles to get out of it. He tries to crawl to the ropes, but Riggs pulls him away to the center of the ring. Riggs has it locked on for several seconds. Michaels tries to push himself off the mat. Riggs tries to stop him, but Michaels is able to get up and roll over, sending Riggs around the mat. Michaels grabs his leg on the way and locks Riggs in The Key Grip (ankle lock).*
TH: I don’t believe it! Jonathan Michaels somehow got out of the hold and locked Riggs into the Key Grip!
JK: How did he do that!?
TH: I don’t know, but this match just swung back into his team’s favor.
*Michaels has the hold locked on tight. Riggs struggles to get out of it. However, he tries to roll out of it like Michaels did to him. It works, but Riggs ends up sending Michaels flying into the ref. The ref goes down and rolls out of the ring, holding his head. Both men get up. Riggs charges at Michaels, but Michaels surprises him with the Fade To Black. The crowd goes wild, and Michaels pins Riggs. But, there’s no ref! The crowd counts to three, but it doesn’t count.*
TH: Fade To Black!
JK: But, there’s no ref!
*Michaels gets up, frustrated. He goes to the ropes to get the ref. Suddenly, some of the Black Gold Crew try to attack Michaels, but he fights them off. This allows Riggs to recover. He gets up and charges at Michaels. However, he moves out of the way, and Riggs ends up knocking two Crew members off the apron. Riggs turns around right into a kick to the gut. Michaels goes for a DDT, but suddenly, a Crew member runs into the ring with Riggs’s loaded rubber chicken. He blasts Michaels in the back of the head with it, knocking him down.*
TH: NO! Dammit! That Black Gold Crew member just hit Michaels with Riggs’s rubber chicken!
JK: Hey! The ref is down. Besides, if Michaels was so tough, then a rubber chicken shouldn’t have taken him out.
TH: That thing is loaded, and you know it!
JK: Yeah, loaded with comedy!
TH: What does that even mean!?
JK: It means it’s a classic comedic prop that kills every time, Hoss!
*Hayden comes back to the ring, throwing Jordan over the guardrail. He tries to enter the ring, but Jordan throws him off the apron and back first into the guardrail. Meanwhile, Riggs picks up Michaels and hits him with the Laugh Riot (Cradle Piledriver). He then goes to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with The Killing Joke (450 splash). Meanwhile, two Crew members pour water onto the referee and throw him back into the ring. Riggs pins Michaels when the ref gets his bearings straight.*
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MM: Here is your winners—“The Comedian” Bobby Riggs and “Black Gold” Jordan Mac!
TH: I don’t believe it! Riggs takes out Michaels with the Laugh Riot and The Killing Joke and steals this match for his team.
JK: Hey! Maybe if Hayden and Michaels had come out with an entourage, they could have won instead.
*Riggs exits the ring, laughing evily. He’s joined by Jordan and his Black Gold Crew. They all celebrate and high five. Back in the ring, Hayden checks on Michaels. He then goes to the ropes and yells at Riggs and Jordan. But, they just laugh at him and leave the ringside area.*
TH: This has add fuel to the fire at Summerfest.
JK: OH yeah! These four men will go from allies to enemies with the FAWA World Title on the line. And, if those matches are anything like this one, then we’re gonna have one helluva a Summerfest!
TH: This was a great match. It’s just a shame it had to end like it did!
JK: Well, Hayden and Michaels better be prepared, because I’m sure Riggs and Mac will be prepared to do whatever it takes to win that title.
TH: And with that said, see you next time when we do Summerfest.
Writers: * Seth Drakin * Hulko Velazquez (who went completely beyond the call of duty for this show) * Some Baritone Guy
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 30, 2015 23:36:10 GMT -5
OOC: For some reason, the message board was being a pain in the ass in not accepting most of the main event so if you are wondering why it stopped at Jonathan's music and we showed the whole main event segment with some of the stuff there again.....that is why.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 31, 2015 15:46:51 GMT -5
Here is the lineup for Summerfest.
World Title Tournament Semifinals: Jonathan Michaels vs. Bobby Riggs World Title Tournament Semifinals: Michael Hayden vs. Jordan Mac 4 on 4 Wargames Match: The Caribbean Crew vs. The Breakfast Pack Fan Forums Title Match: AmericAnt (c) vs. Brandon Barger If Sorrow Loses, He Must Unmask: Michael Rose vs. Sorrow World Title Finals: ? vs. ?
If you have any segments you want into the show, just send them to me before August 11.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 11, 2015 23:01:52 GMT -5
SUMMERFEST
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to Summerfest 2015. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is the man who changes the questions when I have all the answers, Jesse King
Jesse King: Love that intro and a fitting tribute to the late great “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Hot Rod, we will miss you.
TH: It’s gonna be a great show tonight and we are first going to start out with our two semifinal matches to determine the new world heavyweight champion as first Jonathan Michaels takes on Bobby Riggs and then Michael Hayden takes on Jordan Mac.
JK: I see a great finals where The Comedian and Black Gold main event.
TH: I think people would rather see a main event of Jonathan Michaels and Michael Hayden since they used to be old rivals and could have one hell of a killer match.
JK: Well, those people are wrong as Comedy and Gold is what is main event material.
TH: And then we will have War Games as The Breakfast Pack will take on The Caribbean Crew.
JK: After the way the Crew humiliated those rad characters from the Pack, they are going to be forced to eat their just breakfast.
TH: Don’t you mean just deserts?
JK: Hell no, the Breakfast Pack doesn’t like desert. They chose breakfast, dammit.
TH: After that, we will have AmericAnt defending the Fan Forums Title against the leader of the Breakfast Pack, Brandon Barger.
JK: Don’t you mean the other way around? After all, Barger has the belt.
TH: AmericAnt is still champion so no, I don’t mean the other way around.
JK: Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
TH: Then we will have a match where Michael Rose will take on Sorrow and if Sorrow loses, he will have to unmask.
JK: That’s unfair. Sorrow found a legit loophole through Jessica’s tag match stipulations from a few weeks ago and she is just jealous she didn’t think to close that before he got through.
TH: Well, as the old saying goes, don’t cross the boss.
JK: That only works when I say it.
TH: And finally in our main event, we will have the winners of the two earlier matches come back out here and compete one on one for the vacant world heavyweight championship.
JK: It won’t matter to me who wins as the world title will be in good hands around the waists of either Bobby Riggs or Jordan Mac.
TH: Both Michael Hayden and Jonathan Michaels have held the belt before. Who’s to say the belt won’t be in better hands with them.
JK: That is the past, Gorilla. Riggs and Mac are the future.
TH: Michael Muffer is in the ring right now.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a semifinals match to determine the new World Heavyweight Champion.
MM: Introducing first…at 6 feet, 6 inches…weighing in at 270 pounds…from Los Angeles, CA…”THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS!!!
*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his orange tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.*
TH: The Comedian enters the ring and he is hoping to win like he did last NiteRaw. But a tag match is different from a singles match and he will be in the ring with a man who has tournament victory experience this year in Jonathan Michaels.
JK: Bobby Riggs will be victorious and he has been inching to get his revenge on Jonathan Michaels for taking him out of the last tournament.
*Michaels walks out as smoke, no pyro, blows behind him and video of dangerous film stunts play. He walks down to the ring and enters it. He looks at Bobby Riggs as he takes off his gear.*
MM: And his opponent...at 6 feet, 3 inches...weighing in at 240 pounds...from Los Angeles, CA...he is the 2015 Lord of the Ring...JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!
TH: And here comes the 2015 Lord of the Ring Jonathan Michaels! He personally requested his opponent to be Bobby Riggs after Riggs attacked him from behind with that rubber chicken that obviously has a steel pipe in it.
JK: Obviously? It is merely a powerful rubber chicken. You can keep harping on Michaels getting lucky and winning the Lord of the Ring. But he had his shot and he lost. Bobby has never had a shot and it is time he takes his shot at the grand prize.
*Jonathan Michaels goes after Bobby Riggs before the belt rings. He takes a few shots at him as Bobby retreats. Jonathan has the rubber chicken and he throws it up the stage.*
JK: What the hell? That could have hurt someone?
TH: Maybe? But you have to understand how Jonathan feels about that chicken so he has gotten rid of it.
*Jonathan looks at Bobby and tells him to get in the ring. Bobby is hesitant, but he eventually enters the ring. The referee looks at both men before he rings the bell.*
TH: Summerfest has begun with this first match. Will the main event have a young gun in the Comedian or the constant veteran in Jonathan Michaels?
World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinals Match Jonathan Michaels vs. "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs
Voting ends 8/13 at 12 AM
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 12, 2015 0:15:51 GMT -5
Michaels charges at Riggs, beating him back into a corner. Riggs stops him with a knee to the gut and throws him into the corner. Riggs then punches and kicks at Michaels before whipping him across the ring to the opposite corner, with Riggs chasing behind him. However, Michael jumps up onto the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a surprise moonsault, landing on Riggs and pinning him.
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Riggs kicks out.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 12, 2015 10:33:14 GMT -5
Michaels picks up Riggs and punches him back to the ropes. He whips Riggs across the ring and goes for a spear as he bounces off the ropes. However, Riggs leapfrogs him. Michaels hits the ropes and turns arounds. He charges at Riggs, but Riggs catches him with a back body drop. Michaels gets up, Riggs picks him up for a spinebuster, but Michaels counters with a DDT. He pins Riggs again.
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Riggs kicks out.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 12, 2015 22:33:55 GMT -5
OOC: Okay, considering the lack of voting and lack of match. I'm going to extend both to 8/14 at 12 AM.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 12, 2015 22:40:10 GMT -5
Michaels picks Riggs up and is about to deliver another DDT, but Riggs gets out of it and delivers the spinebuster. He then goes for the cover.
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Michaels kicks out.*
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 12, 2015 22:41:30 GMT -5
Riggs picks up Michaels, but Michaels surprises him with a jawbreaker. Michaels gets up and pushes Riggs back into a corner. He punches on Rose several times before whipping him across the ring to the opposite corner. Riggs hits it, and Michaels hits him with a clothesline splash followed by a bulldog. He picks up Riggs and tries to hit him with a snap suplex, but Riggs blocks it and suplexes Michaels instead. Riggs gets and takes a breather on the ropes. Michaels starts moving around, but Riggs stops him with an elbow drop to the throat. Riggs stomps on Michaels a bit before picking him up. He tries to hit Michaels with a piledriver, but Michaels counters with a back body drop. Riggs gets up, but Michaels surprises him with a discus punch, knocking him back to the ropes. Michaels charges at Riggs, but Riggs surprises him with The Funny Bone (Lariato), flipping Michaels over onto the mat.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 12, 2015 22:52:00 GMT -5
Riggs tries to pin Jonathan Michaels but Michaels gets him with a schoolboy pin.
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Riggs kicks out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 13, 2015 3:50:16 GMT -5
A clearly frustrated Michaels grabs Riggs's ankle and locks in the Key Grip.
Michaels let's out a scream of pure rage as he tightens the hold.
TAP, M!!
TAP, YOU BASTARD!!!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 13, 2015 9:37:10 GMT -5
Riggs flips over, sending MIchaels to the ropes. Riggs gets up, and Michaels charges at him. However, Riggs catches MIchaels with The Setup And The Punchline (Inverted Atomic Drop followed by Discus Punch). Michaels falls back to the ropes. Riggs then kicks Michaels in the gut and hits him with Slapstick Comedy (Powerbombs opponent onto the top rope, bouncing him off for an alley oop). He pins Michaels.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Aug 13, 2015 12:31:59 GMT -5
Riggs, however, bulldozes Michaels with a lariat!
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Jono kicks out!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 13, 2015 12:50:02 GMT -5
Riggs puts Michaels in The Laughter Lock (With the opponent in a seated position, he sits on the opponent’s shoulders and neck, hooks the arms, and lifts them up while pushing down on the shoulders and neck). Michaels struggle to break free, but Riggs has it locked on tight.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 14, 2015 17:45:41 GMT -5
OOC: I apologize.....I completely forgot to do the finish to this match, and the opening for the next match.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 14, 2015 23:21:19 GMT -5
*Jonathan Michaels fights to get to the ropes and ultimately does. The ref tells Riggs to get off him and Riggs things he won the match. The ref has to remind Riggs that he didn't win and the man just grabbed the ropes.*
TH: Riggs had to be reminded that he didn't win the match.
*Suddenly, Tobias comes out from the back.*
TH: What is he doing here?
JK: He is just here to support his partner.
*Tobias grabs the rubber chicken and heads to the ring to give it to Bobby.*
TH: Or he is here to give him a weapon.
*Bobby grabs the chicken and gets ready to hit Jonathan with it. But the ref grabs it and throws it outside. Bobby yells at the ref and when he turns around, he is hit with the Fade to Black.*
TH: Fade To Black!!!
JK: It's the ref's fault.
TH: He was just doing his job and making sure Bobby didn't use the weapon.
JK: It's a rubber chicken.
TH: A rubber chicken that's a weapon.
*Jonathan falls on top of The Comedian and the ref counts the pin.
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The ref calls for the bell.*
MM: The winner of this match and advancing to the main event later tonight...JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!
*The ref raises Jonathan's hand.*
TH: Jonathan advances to the finals so it looks like you are 0-1 tonight, Jesse.
JK: That doesn't count. Bobby would have won if it wasn't for that ref.
TH: That ref made sure Bobby didn't cheat.
JK: You and your rules crap....now I am praying for Jordan Mac to win the whole thing.
*Tobias helps Bobby to the back as Jonathan is on the top turnbuckle raising his hands and motioning that he will be the world champion.*
TH: Could we be seeing the next world champion and if so, that would make Jonathan tied with Seth as a 3 time champion.
*Jonathan finally heads to the back as he thanks the fans. He also grabs an Evil M T-shirt and raises it in the air before ripping it.*
TH: Jonathan used to be his friend, but like all of us....Evil M betrayed everyone with his antics and Jonathan lets the crowd know how he feels.
*Jonathan then heads to the back.*
TH: And now it is time for the other semifinal match for the vacant world title with Michael Hayden hoping to get revenge on the man who took him out for the last few months in Jordan Mac.
JK: You know what, the more I hear you favoring Michael Hayden, the more convinced I am that Black Gold is going to finally achieve his destiny.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall....and it is a semifinal match in a tournament to crown the new World Heavyweight Champion.
MM: Introducing first...accompanied by the Black Gold Crew...from Atlanta, Georgia...at 6 feet 3 inches...weighing in at 245 pounds..."BLACK GOLD" JORDAN MAC!!!
*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with dimmed lights while a smoke machine shoots up, and he's assisted by his “Black Gold Crew” while his face is covered by a towel. He then takes off the towel with and grins a toothy smile and walks to the ring. He has on neon-purple trunks with the angel wings on the front and "Mac Attack" in big gold letters on the back-side and purple boots with white laces on them. He enters the ring as the crowd is booing him, but he ignores them.*
TH: Jordan Mac is out here acting normal considering the man he is facing.
JK: Michael is the one with the grudge, Jordan just wants the title.
MM: And his opponent...from Los Angeles, California...at 6 feet, 2 inches...weighing in at 192 pounds...MICHAEL HAYDEN!!!
*Michael Hayden comes from the back and looks determined to get revenge.*
TH: And here comes a man who wants revenge.
JK: He should get over it. I've got my ass put in the hospital before and I got over it.
TH: Only because you, like me, are not physically fit enough to get the revenge you want.
*Suddenly, the Black Gold Crew starts go towards Michael.*
TH: What the hell is this?
JK: Hey, the match hasn't started yet and the Crew does need some revenge for him.
*Michael sees the Crew getting ready to attack and smiles and looks at Jordan, whose smile turns into fear as Michael unveils a lead pipe that he had hiding behind his back. The Crew are shocked to see this and it allows Michael to get the first hit and as the Black Gold Crew tries to get him, Michael eventually takes them all out. Michael then heads to the ring and drops the lead pipe.*
TH: Michael just took out the entire crew.
JK: That lead pipe shouldn't be allowed.
TH: And you were okay with Bobby Riggs having the rubber chicken.
JK: Because a rubber chicken shouldn't hurt you.
TH: But it has a lead pipe in it.
JK: You and your gossip mongering...those rumors are unfounded.
*Michael enters the ring and looks ready. The referee looks at both men and calls for the bell to ring.*
TH: The ref has called for the match to begin. Who will win? The former Hollywood or Black Gold?
World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semifinals Match Michael Hayden vs. "Black Gold" Jordan Mac
Voting ends 8/16/15 at 12 AM
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Aug 15, 2015 16:24:09 GMT -5
Jordan charges at Hayden with a clothesline, but Hayden ducks it. Jordan turns around right into RONALDO!! (pele kick). Jordan staggers back, and Hayden hits him with RONALDO DOS!! (running single leg dropkick). Jordan falls to his knees, and Hayden hits him with RONALDO TRÉS!! (sliding single leg dropkick to a kneeling opponent). Jordan falls back into the corner. Hayden waits for Jordan to get up. He does, and Hayden hits him with RONALDO CUATRO!! (Ole Kick, used rarely). Jordan falls down to the mat, and Hayden jumps up onto the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a moonsault, but Jordan manages to get his knees up. Hayden lands on Jordan's knees and falls over onto the mat.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 15, 2015 16:37:49 GMT -5
Jordan capitializes by lifting Hayden up and performing three german suplexes on his body. Jordan goes for a fourth one but Hayden manages to land on his feet. Hayden runs to the ropes to nail Jordan with a dropkick but Jordan manages to hit him with a running big boot first. Jordan goes for the pin.
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