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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 10, 2014 21:53:52 GMT -5
Alright.....gotta ask if anyone has any match ideas for this coming Wednesday.
So far all we have is:
* Michael Rose in action * Jessica Drakin talks about the plans now that Gookermania has ended.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2014 23:50:25 GMT -5
You can book Evil M or I can write a squash. Makes no difference, but I need to know who we're using for jobbers these days.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 11, 2014 0:29:46 GMT -5
Hayden will have a promo.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 11, 2014 22:09:09 GMT -5
I'll try to write a squash match for Jordan. Who are the jobbers of FAWA?
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 15, 2014 16:09:56 GMT -5
I'll try to get a promo going
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2014 16:16:57 GMT -5
Gonna send in my match in a little bit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2014 18:17:39 GMT -5
Just submitted my first FAWA match in about three years. Be gentle...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 15, 2014 22:26:20 GMT -5
Show will hopefully be posted tomorrow. I forgot to do my segment until the last minute and now I have to wait for someone to respond with his part.
Completely my fault on this one, guys.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 16, 2014 15:09:14 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 10
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Coming off the heels of Gookermania VII, welcome everyone to NiteRaw!!! I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss, and with me as always is Jesse King.
Jesse King: After last week, I can’t even believe we have a new ring already.
TH: Of course Jesse is talking about the main event at Gookermania and the ending where Gus put Seth and himself through the ring. Jessica Drakin tonight will talk about that match and the future in her appearance tonight.
JK: If I were her, I would suspend Gus Richlen for life for what he did.
TH: Of course you would say that, and you would probably love to ignore all the past crap Seth did.
JK: …..Let’s move on.
TH: We also have several wrestlers who are going to be in action tonight. Michael Rose, the newcomer Jordan Mac, and the winner of the Money in the Bank Invitational Match, the returning Evil M.
JK: I still can’t believe Evil M is back.
TH: Me neither, so let’s get to the action.
TH: And in the ring currently is the FAWA mainstay, "Da Bomb" himself, Rob Wright. I'll tell you Jesse, that kid Rob has got so much heart and so much fight in him, and I think all he needs is just that one win to kickstart his career here in the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance. JK: And all I need is a lucky night and I can get the Jackpot at the lottery, but that won't happen either will it? MM: The following contest is set for one-fall. Currently in the ring from Austin, Texas....Weighing 210 lbs.....Rob "Da Bomb" Wright!
*A focused Rob looks on at the stage, determined to pull out a victory against whomever his opponent may be*
*The arena lights dim as smoke emanates from the ramp. A hooded man followed by multiple large men in t-shirts wearing "Black Gold Crew" appears while dramatic music blares. The camera pans up to reveal the man in the hood and the large smile he carries on his face*
MM: Making his way to ring from Atlanta, Georgia,...Weighing 245 lbs,..."Black Gold" Jordan Mac!
TH:And here comes the former Finals MVP and talk-show host himself, Jordan Mac. JK: Isn't it just great to have a celebrity presence here in FAWA for once? By the way, I loved that online interview of yours with our newcomer Jordan, "Colin". TH: I think the less said about that, the better.
*The bell rings. Jordan's toothy grin has now been replace by a smirk, looking at the underdog Rob and thinking of him as more of a sandbag than an opponent. Rob runs to the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline on Jordan, but it has no effect at all on him and just brings back the grin on his face. Rob runs to ropes again and tries to irish whip Mac this time but Mac just grabs him back and shoves him onto the ring apron. Jordan breaks out into hysterics over the repeated attempts of Rob to get better of him. In the middle of Jordan's laughter, Rob runs to the ropes again and performs a dropkick on Jordan, sending him flat on the mat*
TH: Are we looking at a potential upset here, folks?! JK: Oh please, a homeless man could hit a dropkick on someone. Will you just calm down, Tim?
*Jordan rises to his feet, now enraged. He irish whips Wright onto the turnbuckle and hits a flurry of punches onto him. Jordan runs to the opposite turnbuckle, runs back and hits a hard lariat onto him. Jordan runs back again, but this time performs a leaping clothesline onto the limp body of Rob.*
TH: And here comes the more brutal side of Mr. Mac. JK: So much for that upset.
*Jordan drags Rob onto the middle of the ring, and then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. He flashes another grin to the audience while the crowd breaks out into boos. Jordan leaps high into the air and a diving elbow onto the chest of Rob Wright, followed by the cover*
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Dingdingding!
TH: And Mac nails what he calls the Air Jordan onto Rob, scoring his first-ever victory here in the FAWA! JK: Somewhere Jessica Drakin is the back praying we don't get with a copyright suit.
MM: Here is your winner - "Black Gold" Jordan Mac!
*Jordan exits the ring elated while his bodyguards follow him with handkerchiefs and water bottles in hand for him*
JK: I think I might hop on the bandwagon for Jordan! Maybe I could get an autograph after the show. TH: You could and I'm fairly certain he'd charge you $30 for it.
*We open on Sorrow, in his locker room in his street clothes. He’s reading a book when Brandon Barger, also in his street clothes, walks in.*
Brandon: Yo, Chuckles, we need to talk.
Sorrow: *still reading* Don’t tell me you’re upset about the ladder match.
Brandon: Naw, man. That was for a shot at the World Title. I would have thrown Lauren or Beth off a ladder to get that. As far as I’m concerned, we’re cool on that front. However, I do have a beef about our deal.
Sorrow: *still reading* How so?
Brandon: That’s the thing. It’s not really *makes air quotes* “our deal.” It’s Riggs and the Pack’s deal. And, Riggs ain’t here anymore.
Sorrow: *still reading* That’s not his fault. He had no idea he would lose.
Brandon: Yeah, I was surprised that wimp Rose won as well. Still, he did promise of us payment for services rendered. And, we’ve delivered on that.
Sorrow: *stops reading and looks up at Brandon* Really?
Brandon: Okay… So… My colleagues’ plans failed, but we did take out the Ant, like you wanted. So, how are we gonna get paid?
Sorrow: First off, Riggs’s untimely departure from FAWA shouldn’t make you worry over your payment. He has left me with it, and I will add to it.
Brandon: Great!
Sorrow: However, what should make you worry over your payment is the fact that you haven’t fully rendered your services.
Brandon: What do you mean?
Sorrow: Riggs, and now I, didn’t just want that Patriotic Pest to lose a match. We want him crushed underfoot like the bug that he is. Yet, I still see him crawling around. You haven’t exterminated the insect. So, why don’t you go do your job? Okay?
Brandon: I get you. I won’t bother you again until it’s done.
Sorrow: Good. *returns to his book*
Brandon: If you don’t mind me asking, what are you reading?
Sorrow: The Marquis De Sade. I find his stuff hilarious.
Brandon: Wow. You’re are sick and twisted as they say you are.
Sorrow: Thank you.
*Brandon leaves, and we cut to commercial.*
*Sammy Twister is dancing in the ring as we come back from break.*
MM: The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, Sammy Twister!
TH: We’re getting set for singles action folks, with this exhibition bout.
JK: Sammy Twister back in an FAWA ring tonight, but he continues his streak of bad draws for opponents…
MM: And his opponent…
[/font] MM: Entering the ring, at 6 feet 6 inches, weighing in at 287 lbs., from Rockland, Massachusetts, he is Mr. Money in the Bank or Botch, EVIL M!!!!! *M makes his way to the ring as a smattering of cheers can be heard for the long absent Superstar.* TH: At GookerMania, the impossible became reality, when Evil M made his return to the FAWA and captured the Money in the Bank or Botch briefcase!JK: Nobody ever thought we’d see him back in the FAWA, Hoss, but here we are. And he now has power in the form of a contract that he can cash in anytime over the next twelve months.*Evil M rolls into the ring and holds up the briefcase. He then hands it to referee Verne Johnson and turns to his opponent.* TH: This will be M’s first one-on-one match-up since at least 2011.JK: Since losing his job by virtue of drawing a pinkslip in that year’s Money in the Bank match, he’s kept a low profile, save for a brief appearance prior to GookerMania V.*Johnson calls for the bell as M and Twister lock up.* TH: Although M competed at GookerMania, will there be signs of ring rust after a three year layoff?*M uses his size and strength to send Twister to the mat.* JK: It’s hard to say, Tim. While we haven’t seen him compete in a long time, he’s in amazing shape, which tells me he’s been training.*Twister pulls himself up, M with a side headlock. Twister tries to escape it, but gets taken down.* TH: He’s certainly having his way with Sammy Twister right now, King.*M works the headlock from the ground, as Twister struggles. M forces his shoulders to the mat, Verne in perfect position!* 1! 2! *Twister gets the shoulder up! M brings him back to his feet, before shifting into a side Russian leg sweep.* JK: M has never been the type to get thrown around the ring, Hoss. He’s much happier when he’s doing the throwing.*M pulls Twister up and buries his knee into his hapless opponent’s gut. He then tosses him in the corner, before unleashing a flurry of punches!* TH: And let’s not forget his disregard for the rules…JK: It’s the ref’s job to get in there, Tim.*Verne does get between M and Twister, but M pushes past the ref and grabs Twister, Irish whip across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle!* TH: Good grief, that impact!*As Twister crashes hard into the buckles, M charges, running splash!* JK: They might have to call him Sammy Flapjack after that collision!*Twister slumps down in the corner, M pulls him up, big butterfly suplex! M quickly rolls to his feet and hooks Sammy by the arm, extending it as he uses his knee to force Twister to the mat.* TH: And there’s the Crowbar! M’s won many a match with this move!*Twister quickly taps out, not wanting to risk a broken arm.* JK: And add this match to that list, Tim! Evil M with the victory in his first match back on NiteRaw!*Verne calls for the bell!* [/font] MM: Here is your winner, EVIL M!*M releases the hold as the smattering of cheers becomes louder.* TH: Well, it’s clear that absence makes the heart grow fonder, as Evil M is hearing a sound he hasn’t heard since his very early career: the crowd cheering for him.*More than cheering, a “WELCOME BACK!” chant starts up as Verne hands M the briefcase.* JK: I don’t think it matters to M if he gets cheered or not, Tim. The important thing is that he’s back, and if I’m Gus Richlen, I’ve got eyes in the back of my head from here on out!*M walks up the ramp as several fans try to reach out and slap hands with him. M ignores them as he disappears through the curtain…* *We open on the Breakfast Pack’s locker room. Brandon is doing some reps with a dumbbell in his right had. Just then, the rest of the Pack walk in. They all have their street clothes.* Nick: Well? Are we still a go?Brandon: Yeah, we are.Shaun: Good. Because, we have come up with some more ideas on how to psyche out AmericAnt.Brandon: Okay, let’s hear ‘em.Shaun: Well, I have been doing some more research on brainwashing techniques, and I am fairly certain that I can have him believing that he is a Russian spy.Lauren: I have a new, totally bitchin’ outfit that will have him going nuts.Nick: I just bought an arm wrestling table from a garage sale. And, I can easily beat him.Beth: I have the Ant’s address and access to a fumigation tent. Just give me…Brandon: OH MY GOD!!!! Are you serious!? You dorks’ ideas is to do the same shit that didn’t work the first time and hope it works a second time?Nick: Well, we thought…Brandon: You thought? You, the guy who thought he could lift a five hundred pound barbell five hundred times?Nick: Hey! I at least did ten.Brandon: Congratulations. You failed four hundred ninety times.Shaun: Yes, Nick’s plan was stupid. But, I am sure that with a little more time, I can make mine succeed.Brandon: Your plan is based on a TV show!Shaun: But, The Americans is a good TV show.Lauren: It is totally good!Beth: I know right! Brandon: SHUT UP!!!! *switches the dumbbell to his other hand* At least both of your plans took into account that our target isn’t an actual ant. Beth: Can you prove that he’s not an actual ant?Brandon: Yes! We can! He’s not an inch small. He has four limbs, not six. He doesn’t have mandibles or a thorax. And, there’s the little known fact that HE’S FREAKING HUMAN BEING WITH AN ANT MASK!!!!Beth: Okay… But… Even if he isn’t an ant, all those things I used…Brandon: You do realize that what you are suggestion sounds like conspiracy to murder, right? Lauren: Yeah, that’s like totally twenty-five years.Brandon: That’s correct, Lauren. You know, you’re a lot smarter than you look. That’s probably why your plan was the only one that had any chance of succeeding. Lauren: Thank you!Brandon: Though, you still failed. And, since your plan was the only one that could have succeeded yet still failed, I guess that would make you the biggest failure of the group.Lauren: Oh yeah… Well… At least, we did something! All you did was just have us beat up the Ant!Brandon: That is true. What’s also true is that my idea actually worked. Nick: Okay! We get it! We suck! We’re a bunch a stupid hosers who can’t do it anything right! So, since you obviously have the correct game plan, why don’t you share it with us?Brandon: Simplicity. The best ideas are the ones that don’t require a lot of preparation. We’re gonna do the tried-and-true methods of taking out an opponent. The way the good old Four Horsemen would do to Magnum T.A. or Dusty Rhodes. So, here’s what I want you guys to do—interfere in his matches. Attack in the locker room. Stalk him to his home. Don’t let the Patriotic Pest have a moment’s rest. In due time, we’ll have him right were we want him—gone from FAWA and with Sorrow’s money in our pocket. Can you dweebs follow that?Nick: YeahLauren: YeahBeth: YeahShaun: YeahBrandon: Good. *drops the dumbbell* Then, get to it.*We cut to commercial.* *Michael Rose’s theme plays: * MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle with Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing white short wrestling trunks, white elbow and knee pads, and white boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd.* JK: I’m surprised that Michael Rose is out here. I mean, that match with The Comedian was brutal.TH: Too true. But, he’s a competitor. He wants to fight no matter what. And, besides, I’m sure he’ll have an easier fight tonight.MM: And, his opponent, standing in the ring, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Iowa: JACK “THE SNACK” ROGERS. *Rogers waves to the crowd. He has on White wrist bands, green tights, and dark yellow boots. Rose and Kerri eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri, and she exits the ring.* TH: Well, these two are no strangers.JK: You got that right. Rogers has a victory over Rose.TH: Yeah, thanks to The Comedian.JK: Hey, a victory is still a victory.*The bell rings. They tie up, and Rose quickly rolls around into a hammerlock. Rogers tries to get out of it, but Rose stops him with a scoop slam. He punches Rogers a few times in the head and then picks him up. Rose then picks up Rogers for a suplex and holds him up, letting all the blood rush to his head. He then finally drops Rogers to the mat. Rose then goes for a pin.* 1… 2… *Suddenly, Justin Hole runs down, slides into the ring, and breaks up the pin with a double axe handle. The ref immediately calls for the disqualification.* TH: What in the hell!?JK: What the hell is Justin Hole doing?TH: Well, Rose has won the match.*Justin punches Rose as he gets up. Rose then kicks Hole in the gut, picks him up onto his shoulders, and hits him with a Go To Sleep, knocking the World’s Worst Jobber out.* TH: Kiss From A Rose ends Hole’s attack.JK: I still don’t understand why he would do this. I mean, has he been dropped on his head too many times.TH: Judging by his career, I would say that’s a safe bet.*Suddenly, Rogers attacks Rose from behind with a few punches. Rogers then runs to the ropes and bounces off of them. However, Rose catches him with a spinning spinebuster, dropping him right on Justin.* TH: Vicious spinebuster to Jack Rogers.JK: And, not surprisingly, Justin Hole suffered more from that.*Suddenly, Barry Toledo runs out through the crowd. He slides into the ring and attacks Rose. He manages to punch him into the ropes. But, when he goes to whip Rose across the ring, Rose stops himself, pulls Toledo in, and kicks him in the gut. Rose then pulls in Toledo and inverted suplex slam into a double knee gutbuster.* TH: Are you kidding me? Barry Toledo!? What is going on!?JK: Have these guys all gone crazy from getting their butts kicked on a daily basis?TH: Toledo goes for the Irish whip, but Rose stops him. And, the White Rose to Barry Toledo.*Rose starts stomping on Toledo. Suddenly, Mayor Great BotchSuke runs out through the crowd. He jumps up onto the apron, jumps onto the top rope, but slips off and lands face first onto the mat. Rose just shakes his head as BotchSuke slowly gets up. Rose then kicks BotchSuke in the gut, picks him up onto his shoulders, and drops him to the mat with an F-5.* TH: Seriously!? Mayor Great BotchSuke is now coming out!JK: Uh-oh, looks like Rose is… *sees BotchSuke’s botch* …gonna be perfectly fine.TH: Rose lets BotchSuke get up, and then there’s the Black Rose.*As Rose gets up, Steve Rollins runs into the ring and manages to catch Rose off-guard with a dropkick.* TH: Now, Steve Rollins is out here. Unbelievable!JK: I’ll tell you what was unbelievable—the fact that Rollins landed a dropkick.*Rollins kicks and stomps on Rose. However, he doesn’t see Kerri Thompson climbing up onto the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and hits Rollins with a flying neckbreaker.* TH: Amazingly, Rollins has taken out Rose.JK: It ain’t gonna last. Kerri Thompson’s going to the top.TH: Mercenary Breaker stops Steve Rollins.*Kerri gets up. Rollins rolls around on the mat, holding his neck. She waits for him to get up. He finally does, and she bitchslaps the f*** out of him. Rollins spins around, and Kerri hits him with a reverse DDT.* TH: Our Lips Are Sealed takes out Rollins.JK: Goddamn! I think Rollins could get beat up by a baby if Kerri Thompson could take him out.TH: Give her some credit. She did the same move to Sorrow at Gookermania.JK: Eh… She got lucky.*Rose gets up, looking pissed. He yells at Kerri to get a mic, and she does. Meanwhile, Rose stomps on Rollins’s knee. He then locks Rollins in an HBK modified figure four.* TH: Now, Rose is punishing Rollins with the Rose Vine.JK: I don’t blame him. If these losers tried to make names for themselves on me, I’d break all their bones.TH: But, these guys are already pretty well known around here. JK: Yeah, but it ain’t a good reputation.TH: That’s true.*Rollins screams out in pain as Rose wrenches on the hold. Kerri then walks over to Rollins with the microphone.* Kerri: What’s going on? Why are you scrubs attacking my man? Rollins: *in pain* We were paid. Kerri: By whom? Rollins: *in pain* Sorrow. *Suddenly, Sorrow’s music plays: * TH: Oh, I should have known.JK: Why? If he wants someone to beat up Rose, why not send some who can actually beat a person up?*Rose lets go of the hold and gets up as Sorrow comes out. He’s in his street clothes with a microphone and looks pleased with himself. Rose takes the mic from Kerri.* Rose: This is your doing? Sorrow: You seem surprised. Rose: I am. Sorrow: Why is that? We don’t like each other. And, you’ve forced my employer to leave FAWA for the time being. This shouldn’t surprise you. Rose: First off, I have to correct you. It’s not “the time being.” It’s forever. He’s gone. The Comedian is never coming back. *The crowd cheers this.* Rose: As for my shock by your attack, I can explain that with one simple answer—these guys SUCK! I mean, seriously!? This is your plan!? Send some jobbers to come in and beat me up!? Not exactly a strategy worthy of Ric Flair or “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Sorrow: *smirks* First of all, concerning Riggs. All I have to say is… Please. If you honestly believe that Bobby Riggs is never coming back, then you’re a bigger fool than I thought. While being forced to leave FAWA was a shock to him, he using this as an opportunity to rest and relax. And, to plan his comeback. And, he will be back. He’ll find a way. Rose: I’d like to see him try. Sorrow: Oh, you will. In due time. Anyway, as for my little orchestrated attack here, well… You’re right. It was kind of stupid to send these losers after you. In fact, I knew that when I paid them off. But, my goal wasn’t to have them take you out. No, I wanted to send a message. Rose: Really? And, what would that be? That you’re gonna fail as big as these scrubs did? Sorrow: No. I just wanted you to know that you’re not dealing with The Comedian anymore. You’re dealing with me. Now, I admire Riggs. He is a visionary with many unique ideas. But, he doesn’t have a big plan thought out. He’s like a dog chasing a car. He has no idea what he’s going to do with it when catches it. All he knows is that he wants it. He’s an agent of chaos. And, you know how they say that opposites attract? Well, that’s a reason why we got along so well. So, if he’s chaos, then I’m order. I’m not a dog chasing a car. I’m a car thief. I know exactly what I’m going to do with that car when I obtain it. I’m going to chop it up. And, you two are the car. Rose: That’s it? You just had these losers attack me to send a message? Sorrow: Yes, I did. Because, I wanted you to know that it’s going to get worse from here. Much… much… worse. Rose: Well, if that’s the case, then I say… Bring it on. TH: Well, it looks like The Comedian has been replaced by Sorrow.JK: It will certainly be interesting to see what Sorrow has planned next.*Out from the back comes Jessica Drakin in a suit, followed by Mr. E & U.N. Owen. U.N. Owen has a briefcase with him. She makes her way to the ring.* Jessica Drakin: So how was that Gookermania?*The crowd cheers.* Jessica: Thank you all for that. I told you I had a few surprises for you. Now, as some of you know, we had an awesome main event that saw my husband become the former world champion as Gus Richlen went beyond all expectations to defeat him. Now, as you can all see, Seth is still recovering from his injuries so he is not here tonight, but he did give me some insight to his future plans. But I think the man who should hear this personally is the new World Champion himself so Gus, as this may effect you, your appearance is requested.*And Gus "The Predator" Richlen, accompanied by Shaelin Marie O'Hara and Mary Harper, wastes no time in heading for the ring. And he wastes no time taking a mic:* You know, I had hoped that after being the one who was actually able to walk away from the Cell, I'd finally be done with your husband, but something tells me that I am not gonna be that lucky.
So allow me to brace myself for this as I don't think this news is gonna be good.Jessica: Actually, what you just said couldn't be any further from the truth. Seth has said of the incident that he probably had that coming and he is NOT going to cash in his rematch clause as he will be taking some time off, which he feels is LONG overdo.
However, because of that, we are in need of a new number one contender for your title and I have just the way to prove it.
In two weeks, it will be the Halloween NiteRaw and I am bringing back something that should have happened last year: the Costume Battle Royal. The winner of this Costume Battle Royal will be the number one contender for your world title and that title match will happen on the week before Thanksgiving.
However, that is not all as for the four runner ups, I also have something planned for them.*Jessica is given the briefcase by U.N. Owen and opens it up to reveal the FAWA Fan Forums Title.* Jessica: You see, I'm bringing this baby back and the 4 runners up with compete in a round robin tournament and the winner will be the NEW FAWA Fan Forums Champion.
So this year's Costume Battle Royal will mean a lot.OK, that's considerably better than what I was expecting.
So, might I ask who is in this match? Or is this something only you're allowed to know about?Jessica: Well, the answer is anyone is allowed in the match, except you of course since you are the world champion and Seth, since I am holding him to that time off he said he was taking.
And only I will know who is in it. The wrestlers wont even know who they are eliminating until we have the reveals.
So....until then everyone, see you in two weeks.*”Spellbound” by Lacuna Coil plays as the show ends.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 16, 2014 15:13:23 GMT -5
OOC: Alright, if you want in.....PM me who your character is going as (including pic).
Rules are going to be different when we get to that match as I will not be voting since I will know who everyone is.
You will only know the costumes and then you will all be voting one elimination each post in a sequence and you cannot post two times in a row so you will have to wait for someone else to post their sequence and elimination before you can vote again.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2014 17:13:52 GMT -5
Alright.....now there is a week left till our next show.
Get those PMs of costume in if you want in the Costume Battle Royal for a world title shot and the four spots for the Fan Forums Title 4-man Round Robin Tournament.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 25, 2014 19:10:20 GMT -5
Michael Hayden and Jonathan Michaels, I need your costumes and if anyone who wants to join wants in on the battle royal, I need your costumes as well via PM.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 25, 2014 19:15:56 GMT -5
Also besides the Costume Battle Royal, I have added a second match so if you want that second match, you can have it
* Costume Battle Royal * Shaelin Marie O'Hara & Nurse Mary Harper vs. Beth Graham & Lauren Jamison of the Brat Pack
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 26, 2014 9:27:35 GMT -5
Also besides the Costume Battle Royal, I have added a second match so if you want that second match, you can have it * Costume Battle Royal * Shaelin Marie O'Hara & Nurse Mary Harper vs. Beth Graham & Lauren Jamison of the Brat Pack I'll take the tag. When will you need it?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 26, 2014 11:13:38 GMT -5
Also besides the Costume Battle Royal, I have added a second match so if you want that second match, you can have it * Costume Battle Royal * Shaelin Marie O'Hara & Nurse Mary Harper vs. Beth Graham & Lauren Jamison of the Brat Pack I'll take the tag. When will you need it? Tuesday/Wednesday
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 26, 2014 11:34:49 GMT -5
I'll take the tag. When will you need it? Tuesday/Wednesday Okay.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 28, 2014 20:23:38 GMT -5
Halloween NiteRaw
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss, dressed as The Phantom of the Opera & Jesse King dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage.*
Tim Hoss: Coming off the heels of Gookermania VII, welcome everyone to NiteRaw!!! I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss, and with me as always is Jesse King.
Jesse King: Oooooh Yeah….we got some great action here. And Tim, why don’t you snap into a Slim Jim.
TH: Just because you are dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage does not mean you are Macho Man Randy Savage.
JK: Aw come on, Tim…have some fun, will ya. Why don’t you go play the piano or sing some opera?
TH: Just because I am dressed like him does not mean I am him. I can’t play the piano and I don’t have much of a voice to do opera.
JK: Well, do you at least have some candy.
TH: Why yes I do?
*Tim Hoss slides over a bowl of candy corn.*
JK: Candy Corn?? I hate candy corn!!!
TH: Moving on, we have two matches tonight. First we have a special female tag team match with Shaelin Marie O’Hara & Nurse Mary Harper vs. Beth Graham & Lauren Jamison of the Brat Pack.
JK: The Brat Pack girls are going to defeat the girls who hang with the world champion.
TH: And in our main event, we will have a costume battle royal where the winner will become #1 contender to the world title and the four runner ups will be in a 4 person round robin tournament to determine a new Fan Forums Champion.
JK: Scott Martin is no longer here and since that has happened, he hasn’t been defending the title so we had to strip him and we will have a new Fan Forums Champion. Besides that, I love the fact that we are bringing back the Costume Battle Royal. I have missed it.
TH: It should be a great show.
Here's a promo between Lauren Jamison and Rita Perez. I'll have some more stuff for you later. Also, I did have an idea for a match: another one between Michael Rose and AmericAnt. It could end with the Breakfast Pack interfering.
*We cut to commercial.*
*Lauren Jamison’s music plays: *
*Lauren comes out to the boos of the crowd. She has on an expensive white shirt, acid wash jeans, and white shoes. She dances down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. She then blows a kiss to some guy in the audience and enters the ring. She dances across the ring and asks for a microphone.*
Lauren: Okay… Like listen up, you dweebs.
*The crowd boos.*
Lauren: I SAID LISTEN!
*The crowd dies down.*
Lauren: Thank you. Now, I wish the like circumstances for me being out here were totally cooler than they like actually are. But, they aren’t. You see, I wanted to totally come out last week, but I was so humiliated by the lame match I had at Gookermania that I couldn’t out of embarrassment. It was bad, not the good “bad.” But, I just couldn’t like let this take over me. So, I’m here to talk about it. You see, I totally have a good excuse for losing at Gookermania. And, that totally legitimate reason is that I had the flu. It’s true. Hey! That rhymed! Anyway, I had the flu. It like totally affected my balance and energy. But, I still competed! Which is totally admirable. Still, that is the reason why that Betty, Rita Perez, beat me. And, to make matters worse, she now has a contract!? Gag me with a spoon! She gets a contract off of a fluke win!? Grody to the max! I mean, this is like totally…
*Rita Perez’s music plays: *
*Rita comes out to loud cheers. She is wearing a short floral dress and matching shoes. She walks down to the ring and enters it. She then walks up to Lauren.*
Lauren: Well, well, well. Speak of the devil. Oh, wait. I apologize. *speaks slowly* Hello… there… Betty… What… are… you… doing…
Rita: Shut it, puta!
*The crowd cheers loudly.*
Lauren: You speak English?
Rita: Wow, nothin’ gets past you.
Lauren: So, explain to me, Betty. How in the hell were you able to convince the hosers who run this place to give you a contract?
Rita: I didn’t. I beat your ass, and they were impressed. So, they offered one to me.
Lauren: How!? Your win was a fluke. And, I like had the flu.
Rita: Excuses. Just like asshole, everyone has them, and they all stink.
Lauren: That is no excuse! I mean, I was so hot that you probably have first degree burns from wrestling me!
Rita: Please. Just accept the loss like a good girl and move on witcha pathetic little life, okay?
Lauren: *scoffs* Pathetic!? Honey, I got hunks bangin’ down my door every night.
Rita: You know, they got names for girls like that.
Lauren: Well, I’m sure you would know.
Rita: Not personally, but I’ve seen girls like you all the time.
Lauren: You mean, hotties with smokin’ bodies. Why, thank you.
Rita: No, I meant sluts.
*Lauren suddenly slaps Rita. Rita punches her back. They go at it back and forth. Rita soon gets the upperhand, punching her into a corner. Suddenly, Beth Graham runs down, wearing her street clothes. She attacks Rita from behind. This allows Lauren to attack Rita as well. Soon, both girls are punching and kicking Rita. They hit her with a double suplex. Lauren then picks up Rita by her legs as Beth bounces off the ropes and charges at them. Beth and Lauren then hit Rita with Pretty In Pink (Wheelbarrow suplex (Lauren)/Lariat takedown (Beth) combo). The crowd boos. Lauren picks up the microphone.*
Lauren: Well, since you’re here, I guess I better say this. Welcome to FAWA. But, don’t get too comfortable. You ain’t gonna like be here for long. At least, not if me and Beth have anything to say about it.
*Beth and Lauren leave Rita down in the mat as we cut to commercial.*
TH: Well, we’re back and we saw a brutal attack by the Brat Pack on Rita Perez. Completely uncalled for.
JK: What do you mean “uncalled for”? She came to that ring uninvited and attacked Lauren Jamison unprovoked.
TH: That is your side of the story. Now let’s get to the ring for the action.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Shaelin Marie O’Hara’s music plays: *
MM: Introducing first, at 5'6", weighing in 110 pounds, from Miles City, Montana—SHAELIN MARIE O’HARA.
*The crowd cheers as Shaelin walks through the lower crowd tunnel UFC-style, accompanied by several police officers. She has on MMA shorts and a top, both half black and half emerald. She then goes over the barricade and enters the ring.*
TH: We’re in for a treat tonight with what should be a great tag team match.
JK: And, it features for sexy ladies to boot.
TH: Nice to see that you’re focusing on the most important aspect of this match.
JK: Damn straight.
*Mary Harper’s music plays: *
MM: And her partner, at 5'5, weighing in at 118 lbs., from Marinette, Wisconsin....NURSE MARY HARPER
*Mary walks through the crowd to the ring similar to Shaelin’s entrance. The audience cheers for her as well. She has on a tight purple dress. Mary goes over the barricade and enters the ring.*
TH: It will be interesting to see how these two will work together against their opponents.
JK: Yeah, the Breakfast Pack girls do have the advantage since they normally tag together. But, this is the first time we’ve seen them wrestle together. And, one has to wonder what Rita Perez will do after what they did to her earlier.
*The Breakfast Pack’s music plays: *
MM: And, their opponents, at a combined weight of 258 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison, THE BREAKFAST PACK!
*The girls come out to the boos of the crowd. Lauren has on yellow pants and top with Valley girl slang written all over them in light green, with 5'' between them and white boots and elbow pads. Beth has on black pants and top, with 5'' between them and gray skull and cross bones on the butt and down the legs, as well as black boots and elbow pads, with a gray skull and cross bones on them. Lauren dances around to the ring. Beth just walks down non-chalantly. Lauren dances into the ring, blowing some kisses to the guys in the audience, while Beth just enters the ring and stands in the Pack’s corner, looking bored.*
TH: I’m surprised that the girls didn’t bring out any of the male Packers.
JK: Why? They don’t need them to fight their battles.
TH: True, but the Pack has shown that they like to gang up on people.
JK: Well, the guys also have the Costume Battle Royal to think about.
TH: That’s true, too.
*We start off with Beth and Shaelin. They circle each other and tie up. Shaelin quickly locks Beth into a headlock. She then rolls around into a hammerlock. However, Beth rolls behind Shaelin into a hammerlock of her own. She then puts Shaelin into a headlock, but Shaelin pushes Beth back into the ropes. They bounce off the ropes, and Shaelin pushes Beth off. She charges at Beth, but Beth hits Shaelin with a shoulder block. Shaelin goes down, and Beth runs to the ropes. She bounces off of them and runs at Shaelin, but she rolls over. Beth jumps over Shaelin, runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off of them. Shaelin leapfrogs Beth. As Beth bounces off the ropes, Shaelin a hip toss. Beth gets up only to be dropped by a dropkick. She gets up again. Shaelin goes for a kick. Beth catches it but gets sent back to the mat with a dragon whip. Shaelin goes for a pin.*
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*Beth kicks out.*
TH: Shaelin O’Hara looking very impressive in the early going.
JK: Well, she has to. Her man is the FAWA World Heavyweight Champion. She’s gotta step up her game so that she doesn’t get swallowed up by his shadow.
*Shaelin gets up. Beth tries to punch her, but Shaelin blocks it and locks Beth in an armbar. She drags Beth over to her team’s corner and tags in Mary. They push Beth into a corner and then whip her across the ring to the other corner. As Beth hits it, Shaelin runs over and gets onto her hands and knees, and Mary runs at Shaelin, jumps onto her back, and jumps off with a crossbody splash to Beth. Beth staggers out of the corner, only to be met with a spear from Mary. Mary then goes for a pin.*
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*Beth kicks out again.*
TH: Another near fall, this time from Mary Harper.
JK: Looks like they’re trying to put the Packers away early before they can get the double-team advantage. Smart move on their part.
*Mary picks up Beth and pushes her back into the ropes. She whips Beth across the ring. She goes for a clothesline, but Beth ducks it. Beth bounces off the ropes and lands on Mary with a Lou Thesz press. Beth rolls off of Mary, allowing her to get up. However, Beth gets up as well and charges at Mary, hitting her with a running double high knee strike to her chest.*
TH: The Woman In The Mirror from Beth Graham.
JK: Shouldn’t that be “The Man In The Mirror?” I mean, that was the name of the song.
TH: But, Beth’s a woman.
JK: True… but… Um… Nevermind!
*Beth gets up, drags Mary over to the Pack’s corner by her hair, and tags in Lauren. She holds Mary for Lauren to punch a few times. Beth then leaves as Lauren blasts her with a few punches before dropping her to the mat with an elbow to the head. Lauren starts taunting Mary while hitting a few well-placed slaps as Mary gets up. She punches Mary into the ropes and then whips her across the ring. Lauren tries to hit her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker as Mary bounces off the ropes, but Mary counters with a headscissors takedown. Lauren gets up, but she’s near the opponent’s corner and gets a punch from Shaelin. Lauren spins around and gets a punch from Mary. Soon, she’s being punched back and forth as the crowd goes wild.*
JK: You know what they say about a rock and a hard place.
TH: Lauren Jamison going back and forth like a tennis ball.
JK: She should really try and get out of that.
TH: Nice analysis there, King.
*Eventually, Lauren falls into the corner. Mary then tries to whip Lauren across the ring, but Lauren reverses it. However, Mary jumps up and gets her legs onto Lauren’s shoulders. She tries for a headscissors takedown, but Beth tries to stop her. Mary fights back, but this allows Lauren to turn around and drop Mary to the mat with an Alabama slam. Lauren then rolls over to Shaelin’s corner and punches her. Lauren runs away, and Shaelin gives chase, but the ref stops her. This distraction allows Beth to come in. Lauren picks up Mary for a powerbomb and drops her into a lungblower from Beth.*
TH: Die Hard from the Pack, showing us the dastardly deeds the Pack is known for.
JK: Hey! That’s just Tag Team Wrestling 101. Use one person to distract the ref you beat up her partner. Everyone knows that.
*Beth exits the ring as the ref gets Shaelin to go back to her corner. Lauren then locks Mary in an elevated Boston crab with her knee in Mary’s back. She struggles to get out of the hold, but Lauren has it locked on tight. The ref moves down to see if Mary wants to tap out. She doesn’t. Meanwhile, Lauren reaches out for Beth’s hand. They connect, and Beth pulls back, giving Lauren added leverage. This goes on for a while. Eventually, the ref looks up and sees what’s going on. He quickly gets up and kicks Lauren’s arm away. This allows Mary to roll Lauren over to the mat with her legs.*
TH: What a shock! More cheating from the Pack.
JK: What the ref doesn’t see won’t hurt him.
TH: But, he does see it and kicks the girls’ hands apart! And, Mary gets out of the hold!
*Mary gets up, but Lauren catches her with a spinebuster. She picks up Mary and punches her back into a neutral corner. Lauren then tries to whip Mary into the opposite corner, but Mary reverses it. Mary charges at Lauren, but an elbow stops her. Lauren then charges at Mary, but she catches her with a Rock-style spinebuster. She rolls over for the pin.*
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*Beth jumps in, landing on Mary with a double axe handle.*
TH: Beth breaks up the pin from Mary.
JK: Smart move. Keeps the match going and allows her partner to not waste any energy kicking out.
*Shaelin runs into the ring and attacks Beth. The ref pulls them apart. He pushes Shaelin back to her corner as she keeps going for Beth. However, this allows Beth and Lauren pick up Mary. Beth hits Mary with a spinning sole kick followed by a superkick from Lauren followed by an enzuigiri (Lauren)/superkick (Beth) combo. Beth exits the ring. The ref finally gets Shaelin to leave as well. Lauren goes for the pin.*
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*Mary kicks out.*
TH: Shaelin comes to her partner’s aid.
JK: Big mistake! That just allowed the Pack to hit her with Breakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo.
TH: I may not like it, but these girls do have the double-teaming down pat. Though, Mary still kicks out of the pin.
*Lauren tags in Beth. She holds Mary, and Beth punches her. Beth then unleashes a barrage of knife edge chops and European uppercuts to Mary. She then hits Mary with a back kick to the midsection, followed by a front kick to the face and chest, and finished with a spinning back kick to the head. Mary goes down, and Beth pins her.*
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*Mary kicks out.*
TH: Rock With You from Beth Graham doesn’t get the pin.
JK: I’d bust out some more of those double team moves, really weaken Mary Harper down.
*Beth gets up and tags in Lauren. Beth then holds Mary for Lauren to dropkick. Lauren then pounces on Mary with punches as Beth leaves the ring. She then picks up Mary and punches her back into the ropes. She whips Mary across the ring, hitting her with a Lou Thesz press followed by some punches. She stays onto Mary for a pin.*
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*Mary kicks out.*
TH: Lauren Jamison is getting Into The Groove. But, not enough of one to put Mary away.
JK: How long have been holding onto that?
TH: I wrote it down before the match.
*Lauren picks up Mary by her hair, slapping her in the back of the head a few times. However, Mary starts elbowing Lauren in the gut. She manages to get free and bounces off the ropes. Lauren goes for a clothesline, but Mary ducks it. Lauren turns around as Mary bounces off the ropes. She ducks for a back body drop. Big mistake. Mary counters with a Triple H-style knee facebuster. Lauren falls onto the mat. Mary goes for a tag. However, Lauren grabs her leg. She gets up and tries to drag Mary to the Pack’s corner, but Mary pushes her off with both legs. Mary then reaches over for the tag. However, Beth runs in. This prevents the ref from seeing Mary tag in Shaelin. She runs in, but the ref stops her. Shaelin objects. This distraction allows Beth to hiptoss Lauren onto Mary with a front flip senton.*
TH: I don’t believe this! Again the Pack has distracted the ref. And, Mary becomes the victim of Less Than Zero.
JK: It’s not entirely his fault. You’d think Shaelin would have seen that the ref’s back was turn and told Mary to hold off. I mean, this happens all the time in tag matches.
*Shaelin finally leaves the ring. Beth leaves as the ref turns around. Lauren is still on top of Mary, punching her. She gets up and pushes Mary back into the corner. Lauren punches Mary a few times and then picks her up onto the top turnbuckle. Lauren climbs up, hoping to hit Over And Over (top turnbuckle Frankenstiener). However, Mary fights back. Lauren punches back, but Mary suddenly picks her up and drops her to the mat a snap powerslam.*
TH: Looks like Mary Harper will be going Over And Over.
JK: You have a bunch of these written down, don’t.
TH: Well, I… Wait a minute! Mary countered!
JK: Looks like Lauren took too long to hit the move.
*With both girls down, the ref starts counting.*
1…*Mary and Lauren are still on the mat.*
2…*They start staggering around.*
3…*They start crawling to their partners.*
4…*They’re getting closer.*
5…*They’re almost there.*
6…*Lauren manages to reach Beth first.*
*Beth runs in to stop Mary, but she gets the tag to Shaelin. The crowd goes wild as Shaelin runs in with a clothesline to Beth. Beth gets up only to be hit by another clothesline. Beth gets up again, but Shaelin hits her with a spinning wheel kick. Lauren runs in to Beth’s aid, but Shaelin hits her with an enziguiri followed by a mid-air spinning heel lick to the back of Lauren’s head.*
TH: Here comes Shaelin! Spinning wheel kick to Beth Graham! And, the Shaelinziguiri to Lauren Jamison!
JK: She’s got a lot of energy and anger to let out! If only she did it to me.
TH: I don’t think you’d get what you’re expecting.
*Lauren tries to hit Shaelin as she gets up, but Shaelin stops her with a stiff back kick to the gut. Beth gets up and tries to do the same, but Shaelin ducks. And, Beth ends up hitting Lauren with a lariat takedown.*
TH: Off The Wall to Lauren Jamison! Beth hit her own partner!
JK: Shaelin is on a roll! She can keep it up with me, if you know what I mean!
TH: Again, I doubt you’d really enjoy being alone with her.
*Beth gets up and checks on Lauren. Shaelin attacks Beth from behind with a Russian legsweep. She then whips Beth into a neutral corner. Beth falls down in a seated position. Shaelin then moves back to the opposite corner. She charges at Beth, going for a Jeff Hardy-style dropkick, but Lauren manages rolls over and pull Beth away. Shaelin hits the turnbuckle. Beth reenters the ring as Shaelin gets up, hitting her with a roundhouse kick to the back of her head.*
TH: Lauren makes the save. And, Beth then hits the Bad Kick.
JK: Nice recovery after Beth took out her own partner.
*Beth then goes to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Shaelin to get up. She does but manages to crotch Beth onto the top turnbuckle. Shaelin then climbs up and throws Beth off with a Frankensteiner. Shaelin gets up, waiting for Beth to get up. However, Lauren suddenly jumps down onto Shaelin with a diving bulldog.*
TH: Shaelin can’t be stopped! She’s looking to… Wait a minute! Lauren Jamison out of nowhere with the Act Of Contrition!
JK: You can’t take your eyes off of the Pack. They can strike at any moment.
*Mary suddenly runs, attacking Lauren. Lauren fights back. The ref tries to pull them apart. However, the distraction allows Beth to roll out of the ring and grab a chair. She’s looking to hit Shaelin with it*
TH: Dammit! Beth’s bringing in a chair, and the ref doesn’t see it.
JK: Looks like the Pack has this match won.
TH: Hold on there, King! Here comes Rita Perez!
*Rita Perez suddenly runs down to the ring. The crowd goes wild.*
JK: She has no business being here!
Beth charges at Rita with the chair, swinging it at her. Rita taunts Beth into hitting her with the chair. She goes for it, but Rita rolls out of the ring. Beth throws the chair at Rita, missing her. She yells at Rita, not noticing Shaelin getting up.*
TH: Beth tries to hit her, but Rita escapes. Beth throws the chair at her.
*Shaelin grabs Beth from behind, hitting her with a sitout cobra clutch neckbreaker.*
TH: I don’t believe it! Fhoréigneach Ceimiceach out of nowhere!
She goes for the pin. The ref notices and slides over to make the count.*
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3!
*The bell rings and Shaelin’s music plays: *
MM: The winners of this match, the team of Shaelin Marie O'Hara & Nurse Mary Harper!
JK: I don’t believe it! Thanks to Rita Perez, Shaelin and Mary have stolen this match!
*Lauren throws Mary down to the mat. She attacks Shaelin from behind, but Rita runs back into the ring and attacks her. Lauren fights back, but she soon gets tripled teamed by Rita, Mary, and Shaelin. Mary and Shaelin throw Lauren at Rita. She slips under Lauren’s arm, rolls around to Lauren’s back, picks her up, and drops her to the mat with a back to back double underhook Unprettier. The crowd cheers as Mary, Shaelin, and Rita hold up their arms in victory.*
TH: La Vida Loca from Rita Perez puts the cherry on top of Shaelin and Mary’s victory!
JK: This is a travesty! Rita Perez just helped Shaelin O’Hara and Mary Harper to steal that match! The Breakfast Pack had it in hand!
TH: You mean when Beth was gonna hit Shaelin with a steel chair?
JK: Exactly!
*We open on Kerri Thompson. She is wearing a Michael Rose shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers. She’s standing in front of a vending machine, buying a soda. As she bends down to grab the soda, Sorrow walks up to her. He has on all black and looks menacing. When she stands up, he startles her.*
Kerri: Shit! What the hell do you want?
Sorrow: You look good this evening.
Kerri: Don’t.
Sorrow: Don’t what?
Kerri: The small talk. We’re not friends. We’re not buddies. You’re not my guy. I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. So, don’t even pretend.
Sorrow: But, I do like you. I mean, we went to high school together. We shared a kiss. Don’t you remember?
Kerri: You mean the biggest mistake of my life? I remember. I also remember Michael beating the living shit out of you as well. Stick around, and maybe he’ll come up to relive old memories.
Sorrow: Please. I make sure to never allow history to repeat itself. Especially my own.
Kerri: Well, good for you. Now, if you’ll excuse me.
*She tries to leave, but he stops her.*
Sorrow: No, no. I’m not done.
Kerri: What more could you possibly want?
Sorrow: I could think of a lot of things.
Kerri: Oh, I get it now. This is some kind of mind game thing you’re trying. Part of your big plan to get back at me and Michael, right?
Sorrow: Can’t I make polite conversation?
Kerri: Like I said, no, you can’t. Not with me. Now, if you’ll excuse me.
*Sorrow grabs her by her jaw. This is a mistake as Kerri bites his hand. He screams in pain and lets go of her.*
Kerri: Do that again, and I’ll bite harder, take a finger with me next time. Understand?
*Sorrow laughs. Kerri walks away disgusted. And, we fade to black.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 29, 2014 12:48:19 GMT -5
TH: Well, it's time for the Costume Battle Royal.JK: Yeah, and this time...more is on the line than ever before. MM: Ladies and Gentleman, the following costume is the Costume Battle Royal. The rules of the match are simple, every superstar in this match will be in a costume and you will not know who is behind the costume until after the match. The only way to eliminate your opponent is to throw them over the top rope. The winner of this battle royal will get a World Title shot this November and the four runner ups will compete in a round robin tournament to determine who will be the new Fan Forums Champion. Now let's begin with the contestants.MM: Contestant #1....from a slew of Ed Wood movies, TOR JOHNSON!!!!MM: Contestant #2....former pro wrestler, "ROWDY" RODDY PIPER!!!!MM: Contestant #3....from the highest rated SyFy movie of all time, SHARKNADO!!!!MM: Contestant #4....from Boardwalk Empire, RICHARD HARROW!!!!MM: Contestant #5....from The Watchmen, RORSCHACH!!!!MM: Contestant #6....from the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle novels, SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!MM: Contestant #7....from the comic books, SUPERMAN!!!!MM: Contestant #8....from the Karate Kid, Cobra Kai's JOHNNY LAWRENCE!!!!MM: Contestant #9....from the 1984 movie, BUCKAROO BANZAI!!!!MM: Contestant #10....the man who is called Death, THE GRIM REAPER!!!*All of the contestants are in the ring as the referee rings the bell.* Costume Battle RoyalBuckaroo Banzai vs. The Grim Reaper vs. Johnny Lawrence vs. Richard Harrow vs. Rorschach vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper vs. Sharknado vs. Sherlock Holmes vs. Superman vs. Tor Johnson OOC: You can post one elimination in a sequence of events, but then you would have to wait for someone to post an elimination before you can do another elimination sequence. You also can do a sequence without an elimination and for those, you can do as many as you want in a row.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 29, 2014 13:48:27 GMT -5
The bell rings, and everyone goes at it. The Grim Reaper goes after Superman immediately. The Sharknado gets attacked by Tor Johnson. Richard Harrow and Johnny Lawrence duke it out in a corner. Rorschach gets double-teamed by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Buckaroo Banzai. However, Sherlock Holmes comes to Rorschach's aid. He beats down on Banzai. Johnny Lawrence goes over to help Banzai, but Richard Harrow attacks him from behind and runs him to the ropes. Lawrence fights back, but he's teetering on the ropes.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 29, 2014 14:18:26 GMT -5
Johnny Lawrence beats Richard Harrow back. He has Harrow staggering. So, he goes for the kill: the dreaded CRANE KICK!!! He sets it up and unleashes it!
However, Harrow just catches Lawrence's leg. He pushes Lawrence back to the ropes and flips him over by his leg. Lawrence goes over the ropes and lands on the floor. He's gone.
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