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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Sept 18, 2014 9:52:46 GMT -5
Alright guys, I got a question. Do you want to do Gookermania next week or in two weeks? Because this is the final show before hand. Two weeks sounds fine. We could really build the show.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 20, 2014 21:24:22 GMT -5
yeah 2 weeks is good
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 20, 2014 21:54:04 GMT -5
An e-Fed, haven't been in one of these in a while. Is it aight if I join in?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 22, 2014 18:57:31 GMT -5
An e-Fed, haven't been in one of these in a while. Is it aight if I join in? Abso-freaking-lutely.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 26, 2014 0:58:05 GMT -5
Okay....right now we only have 2 matches booked for Gookermania VII and I really don't think that is enough so I'm thinking either a battle royal or a MITB ladder match, but with only one briefcase so no fired case as well.
If anyone has any other ideas, I would love to hear them.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Sept 26, 2014 8:34:10 GMT -5
Okay....right now we only have 2 matches booked for Gookermania VII and I really don't think that is enough so I'm thinking either a battle royal or a MITB ladder match, but with only one briefcase so no fired case as well. If anyone has any other ideas, I would love to hear them. That's sounds like a good idea.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 26, 2014 22:09:04 GMT -5
Alright....then the MITB Ladder Match will have Sorrow, AmericAnt, Michael Hayden, a member of the Breakfast Pack, Jeremy Dupoe.....anyone else want in?
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 27, 2014 13:36:41 GMT -5
I'll get a promo done over the weekend.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 29, 2014 16:57:10 GMT -5
I'll type up a show promo over Raw
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 1, 2014 1:25:08 GMT -5
*We open on AmericAnt sitting at a table, eating some food. Just then, Beth Graham walks up to him. She’s wearing a gray jumpsuit, has a mask over her face, and is holding a giant bag and a spraying device. She puts the bag down and starts spraying.* Beth: Hello there. AmericAnt: Hello. Beth: Don’t mind me. I’m just an exterminator, here to kill all the bugs. Yep, a lot of bugs have been spotted around here, like roaches and fleas and ants. So, I’m just gonna spray around and kill them. Hope that doesn’t bother you. AA: Well, be careful with that because they don't call me AmericAnt for nothing....although I will say that all that stuff does is make me sick, doesn't kill me. Beth: Okay. I won’t spray TOO much. *winks* *She sprays the bug stuff around.* Beth: Are you feeling okay? Feeling like you need to lie down? It’s not one of those fall asleep and never wake up situations, is it? *camera shows AmericAnt with a gasmask* AA: No, seems fine. Beth: Okay. Um… Enough spraying. *She puts down the sprayer and opens the bag, rooting around in it. She then pulls out a bowl of pellets and places them on the table in front of AmericAnt.* Beth: These are pellets. Ants eat them, not knowing that they are poisonous to them. I know they look very tasty! I mean, if I was an ant, I would eat them! AA: Tempting.....by I have a bigger desire than ants would have on pellets. *takes off mask and brings out a bottle of barbecue sauce that he starts drinking.* Beth: Okay. *Beth goes back to the bag and pulls out a magnifying glass.* Beth: Oh my! What is that!? AA: Nice magnifying glass. Unfortunately few problems with the idea of that working on this ant. 1) That magnifying glass is too small 2) We are sort of indoors. Beth: What!? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just saw something on your shoulder here. *moves the glass to AmericAnt’s shoulder* There’s something here, I just need some light. *moves the glass back and forth* Just need some more light. AA: Still inside... Beth: Um… this… Hold on… *She goes back to the bag, roots around, and pulls out a newspaper. She then rolls it up and slaps him over the head with it.* AA: What the heck was that for? I'm not a dog or anything. Beth: Hey man! I’m just an exterminator! I’m certainly not trying to exterminate you! AA: Yeah, well...whacking me in the head with a newspaper is just annoying. Beth: So, you didn’t find it devastating? You’re not feeing like every inch of your body has been crushed? AA: Not really... Beth: Dammit! *She goes back to the bag, roots around, and pulls out a bug bomb. She then places it on the table and activates it. Smoke starts to emanated from it, but AmericAnt quickly grabs it, runs over to the trash can by the table, drops it in, and slams the lid on it.* AA: Holy hell, that was a freaking bomb.....who the hell drops a bomb. Both of us could be killed by that thing. Well, one of us could.....I have this trusty gas mask. Beth: *throws off her mask* Dammit! Why won’t you die!? What are you some super bug!? How did the newspaper not work!? And, why are you invincible to magnifying glasses!? AA: Aha!!! I knew you were trying to kill me!
How did I survive? Ancient family secret… Beth: Damn you! This isn’t over! One of these days, you’re gonna be looking up. And, what will you see? A shoe! AA: And that will be just as annoying as that newspaper. Beth: Yeah! Annoying and deadly! *Beth leaves as the segment ends.* GOOKERMANIA VII*Pyro and Ballyhoo shoots from the stage as the camera goes to Tim Hoss (who is dressed in his Sunday best) and Jesse King (who has on a suit that looks like a cross between Macho Man Randy Savage and Jerry “The King” Lawler). “Gorilla” Tim Hoss: Welcome Everyone…..To The Biggest Show In All Of FAWA, Gookermania VII. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and as always I’m joined by my compadre in these matters, Jesse King. Jesse King: I have goosebumps coming out of my very bones. This show is going to be fantastic and I made sure that you all know that I am here tonight.TH: Nobody can forget you are here with that outfit. But let’s talk about tonight. We have a Invitational Money In The Bank Ladder Match where the winner will get a briefcase that will give him a shot at the World Title any time he wants it. JK: And I don’t have a single clue who is going to be in this match as our boss has kept the identity completely under wraps. TH: Lauren Jamison also has something up her sleeve and if it is anything like what Beth tried to do, I don’t like it. JK: Nonsense Gorilla, I’ve talked to her earlier and I know that she instead plans to have a match tonight. TH: Any inside scoop on her opponent? JK: She kept her lips sealed on that information. TH: We also have a Loser Leaves Town In An Ice Cream Truck Match between longtime EWT rivals “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs and Michael Rose. After everything that has happened thus far, this seems the only way this can end. JK: And I think you will all see the end of Michael Rose. But Rose may not have to worry as he can join that floozy Sherri in the hospital. TH: Will you stop! Anyway….and all of that leads to our MAIN EVENT as the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line as the champion “The King Cobra” Seth Drakin defends the belt that he has held through most of the year against his former friend and longtime rival “The Predator” Gus Richlen. JK: And despite how unfair this whole situation has been for The King Cobra, he will strike on his opponent and his poison will defeat that ungrateful Richlen. TH: After everything Seth has done to Gus over the years, ungrateful is the last thing that comes to mind when we talk about Gus. Gus has every reason to want to beat the living hell out of Seth. JK: All of that stuff with his girlfriend was years ago, Gus should move on. TH: You try to get over what he did and understand that he has never apologized or even come close to trying to make amends for that stuff. I think you would still hold a grudge. Now that we all have that out of the way, let’s get to our first match, which will be this Invitational Money In The Bank Ladder Match.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 1, 2014 8:08:16 GMT -5
JK: The suspense is killing me so Michael Muffer, start revealing those names. *Cameras go to the ring where Michael Muffer starts his announcing.* MM: The first contest here at Gookermania VII is an Invitational Money In The Bank Ladder. Above me is a briefcase that contains a contract for a world title match at whenever the holder wants for an entire year. MM: Introducing first, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW. TH: And here is our first contestant in Sorrow, who conspicuous by his absence is Bobby Riggs. JK: Well, of course The Comedian isn’t out there. He has a match to get ready for. But don’t worry, Sorrow has let me know that he will be just fine in this match without him. MM: And entering the ring now, at 6 foot 5 inches, and weighing at 305 lbs. from The Land Of Opportunity: AMERICANT!!!!JK: Of course this guy would try to be in this match. What a glory hog. TH: Glory hog? This guy hasn’t lost a match yet so he has every right to be in this match and you know it would be another feather in his cap if he won this match. JK: Yeah, but he has never been in a ladder match so far so the odds are against him. TH: And knowing a guy like him, he is up for the challenge. MM: Entering next, at 6 foot 6 inches and weighing 284 lbs. from Schermer, Illinois: BRANDON BARGER!!! TH: And here comes representative from the Breakfast Pack, who have been fixed on messing with AmericAnt. Tell me Jesse, how did they decide Brandon would be the one to represent them in this match? JK: Probably had some sort of debate involving something in the 80s and Brandon came out on top. But I feel it is unfair that Jessica forced only one member of this group to be in this match. TH: Probably to make this match an even playing field. MM: And coming to the ring next, from Arkham, Massachusetts, “THE AVATAR OF CHAOS” JEREMY DUPOE. TH: And our former boss enters this match as well. Guess he wants a shot at the world title as well. JK: Everyone should. Also that briefcase could be good for keeping other books that Dupoe may not want to get damaged. MM: Coming to the ring, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA—“HOLLYWOOD’S OWN” MICHAEL HAYDEN! TH: Well this guy being in it should be of no surprise. JK: Of course not, Michael Hayden has done it all. Lord of the Ring, Co-winner of Battlebowl, former World Champion. Having this briefcase would be another accomplishment to add to his resume. MM: Entering the ring next, at 6 feet 3 inches, weighing in at 245 lbs., from Atlanta Georgia: “BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!! TH: And here comes Jordan Mac for his debut match. Former pro basketball superstar who turned host of the hit show Mac & White (with co-host Olympic Gold medalist Shaun White), he has now decided to see if he can be a hit in wrestling as part of FAWA. JK: Well, he chose a hell of a match to make his debut in. I honestly don’t think he should be here. TH: It’s an open invitation, Jesse so anyone who can wrestle and doesn’t have a match at Gookermania can enter. MM: Entering the ring next, weighing in at 240 lbs. from Los Angeles, California, the one and only….JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!JK: WHAT!!!!TH: A huge shock indeed to see the return of Jonathan Michaels, who we haven’t seen in months. And I have just been informed that later in the show, we will have a special shoot interview with the man who apparently has a lot to talk about. JK: I don’t know if we can have a bigger surprise than this. [/font] MM: Entering the ring, at 6 feet 6 inches, weighing in at 287 lbs., from Rockland, Massachusetts, EVIL M!!!!! JK: NO WAY!!!! TH: EVIL M IS BACK!!!! JK: But we haven’t seen him since 2011. TH: You are not seeing a repeat here, folks. Evil M has just returned and he is in this Invitational Money In The Bank Ladder Match. [/video] *All of the men are now in the ring looking at the briefcase high above the ring. The bell rings and they start going at each other.* Invitational Money In The Bank Ladder MatchSorrow vs. AmericAnt vs. Brandon Barger vs. Jeremy Dupoe vs. Michael Hayden vs. Jordan Mac vs. Jonathan Michaels vs. Evil MVoting ends at 12 am tonight
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 1, 2014 12:36:05 GMT -5
*Everyone starts fighting, but somewhere along the way, Michael Hayden and Sorrow go to the outside and grab ladders. They bring them in the ring and start hitting people with the ladder. Then they send the ladders to the center of the ring and try to get to the briefcase. But Jeremy Dupoe climbs up to fight Sorrow on his ladder while Brandon Barger climbs up to Michael Hayden. They all fight on the ladders, but are knocked over by AmericAnt and Evil M. Evil M tries to then give AA a double arm chokeslam, but he is stopped by Jonathan Michaels who delivers a Fade to Black Superkick. The two look at each other and looks ready to fight when Jordan Mac tries to attack both. They both look at this newcomer and punch him in the face. Then they look once again at each other and are prepared to fight.*
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 1, 2014 13:28:52 GMT -5
*But it does not take long for Evil M to get back to his feet and club AA from behind! Michaels goes for another Fade To Black, but this time M catches the leg and bockbody drops him! Brandon and Sorrow have begun to fight among themselves in the interim but that ends when M tosses a ladder at both of them! They reel back, allowing him to nail them both with lariats!*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 1, 2014 16:35:51 GMT -5
*Evil M is then hit with a steel chair by Jeremy Dupoe. Evil M stumbles after the first hit, but a second even harder hit to the head knocks Evil M down. Dupoe smiles and soaks in the boos, but when he turns around, he is hit with a belly to belly suplex by Jordan Mac.*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2014 18:24:58 GMT -5
*Mac makes a move for the ladder, but AmericANT cuts him off! Punches by the Ant, then he tosses Mac to the outside! AmericANT sets up the ladder under the case...*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 1, 2014 19:38:00 GMT -5
*AmericAnt gets knocked off the ladder by Brandon Barger and those two start to go to the floor waylaying punches at each other.*
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 1, 2014 20:08:24 GMT -5
*AmericAnt gets the better of Barger and has him dazed. AmericAnt sets him up next to the railing and rushes towards him in an attempt to knock him into the crowd. At the very last second, Barger catches him and performs a sidewalk slam on him right to the floor. Barger feels a rush and tries to get back into the ring to climb the ladder, but Sorrow suddenly makes a return to the ring and performs a Superbomb on him off of the ladder!*
TH: Is this it, Jesse?! Is this the moment where Sorrow can climb to the top of the mountain and win that shot at the World Championship?! JK: Something tells me not even that would put a smile on the big guy's face.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 1, 2014 20:26:26 GMT -5
*Barger starts to climb up the ladder, but suddenly Jonathan Michaels grabs his ankle. It's the Key Grip and he forces Barger to let go of the ladder in pain. While Jonathan does this, Dupoe tries to sneak up the ladder, but Michaels sees him and intercepts him. They start punching at each other.*
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 1, 2014 20:26:45 GMT -5
Evil M tosses a ladder at AmericAnt, which nails him straight in the head.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 1, 2014 20:29:17 GMT -5
*Evil M begins climbing the ladder but Sorrow jumps at the chance to climb the opposite side.*
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