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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 17, 2015 18:28:09 GMT -5
NiteRaw Week 29*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.* Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to NiteRaw! I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is my partner, Jesse KingJesse King: Gorilla, Gookermania is soon and I can’t wait!TH: That it is, but we have one show to go and we might have one more match added depending on what happens in our first match as Benjamin Bannock & Antonio Colon of the Caribbean Crew take on Nick Britt & Shaun Clark of the Breakfast Pack. If The Crew wins, they get the Pack in any match they want. If the Pack win, the Crew is gone from FAWA.JK: I can’t wait as we will be finally rid of those Caribbean punks. TH: We will also have the contract signing between AmericAnt and Brandon Barger for the first ever Cage X Match that will be for the Fan Forums Title.JK: I’m counting down the days till we no longer have to hear about that patriotic pest being our champion. TH: And in our main event, the World Champion Jordan Mac & Jonathan Michaels will for one night be teammates instead of opponents as they take on Bobby Riggs and his pal Toby Nicholas Tucker.JK: I predict….The Comedian…pinning Jonathan Michaels…with Make ‘Em Laugh.TH: Nice Clue attempt there.JK: I try my best.TH: Now it is time for our first match. Michael Muffer: The following contest is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall.MM: Coming down the aisle at a combined weight 460 pounds, from The Caribbean Islands—Benjamin Bannock and Antonio Colón, THE CARIBBEAN CREW! *The Crew comes out as pyro goes off behind them. Benjamin is wearing black tights with “Jamaica” in green down the legs and “Rasta” in gold on the butt, gold boots with the Jamaican flag on each side, and green elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Tony is wearing white tights with “Cuba” in red down the legs and blue on the butt, red boots with the Cuban flag on the sides, and blue elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. They both walk down to the ring and enter it. Then, they both climb to the top of a turnbuckle, hold up their arms in a X, and then jump down.* TH: Here comes the Caribbean Crew! They are looking to get some revenge for Summerfest. JK: And, if they win, they’ll get some more revenge at Gookermania.TH: That’s right. If The Crew wins tonight, then all four will take on the Breakfast Pack at Gookermania in any match The Crew wants.JK: But, that’s not gonna happen. The Pack will win tonight, and the Crew will be gone from FAWA forever.TH: We’ll have to see about that. MM: And, their opponents, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 468 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Nick Britt and Shaun Clark, THE BREAKFAST PACK! *The Pack comes out to the boos of the crowd. Nick has on his letterman’s jacket, Choose Breakfast T-shirt, green tights with a red lightning design on them and red wrist tape, elbow pads, knee pads, and boots. Shaun is wearing black and green checkered wrestling tights, black wrist tape, and black boots. They both walk to the ring, stop before entering, and hold their fists up in the air. Then, they enter the ring. Nick takes off his jacket and shirt and places them in his team’s corner.* TH: This should be a barn burner. The girls put on an incredible show at Spring Breakdown. Now, it’s the boys turn. JK: I’ve been looking forward to this. Nick Britt and Shaun Clack have shown themselves to be fierce tag team competitors. It will be nice to see them against some real competition.*The bell rings. Benjamin and Shaun move to the aprons. Nick and Tony circle each other and then tie up. Tony suddenly kicks Nick in the gut and puts him in a headlock. Nick then pushes Tony into the ropes and knees him in the gut. He then goes for a punch, but Tony ducks and rolls around him. Nick turns around, and Tony punches him a few times. He tries to put Nick in the corner, but Nick rakes his eyes. Tony moves back, and Nick charges at him. Suddenly, Tony turns around and pokes Nick in the eye. Nick moves back to this corner, freaking out. Tony just laughs at him.* JK: That’s illegal!TH: Well, Nick Britt raked Antonio Colón’s eyes first. That’s just a little fair play.JK: There was nothing fair about it. Either way, I’m shocked they aren’t brawling.TH: I figure that the Crew wants to win this match. So, they’re playing it smart. JK: Don’t blame them. Their FAWA careers are on the line. TH: A good reason for them to go a little slow in the early going.*Shaun checks on Nick’s eye and yells at the ref for allowing Tony to do that eye poke. Nick then gets back to the match. They both go for a tie up, but Nick surprises Tony with a kick to the gut. He goes for another one, but Tony grabs Nick’s leg. Nick pleads with Tony to show some mercy, but Tony taunts him, feinting going for a clothesline. However, Tony shows mercy and puts Nick’s leg down. Nick sighs in relief. Suddenly, Tony kicks Nick in the gut and hits him with The Buena Vista Social Club (keeps Nick bent over, kicks him 3 times in the chest, and then hits Nick with a leg drop bulldog). He goes for a pin. 1… 2… Nick kicks out.* TH: Buena Vista Social Club after Antonio taunts Nick. JK: He was toying with Nick and then dropped the big move on him. I hate to say it, but that’s what I would’ve done. *Tony picks up Nick, but Nick punches him in the gut. Nick pulls away, taking a breather. Shaun then goes over to Nick, and they talk strategy. Tony yells at Nick to get back to fighting. But, they don’t. Soon, the crowd starts chanting, “Let’s start wrestling!” Nick and Shaun yell at them to shut up. Nick then goes back to Tony. They tie up, and Nick pushes Tony back to the opposite side. He then punches Tony in the gut and then whips him across the ring. Tony bounces off the ropes, and Nick goes for a back body drop. But, Tony slides over his back. Nick stands up and turns around right into a dropkick from Tony. Nick gets up only to get dropkicked again by Tony. Nick gets up again, but Tony hits him with a third dropkick. Nick rolls out onto the apron for a breather.* TH: Tony Colón has had Nick Britt’s number so far.JK: The match is just beginning, Hoss. The tide could turn at any moment. *Nick gets up and gets back into the ring. He then tags in Shaun and exits the ring. Shaun comes in, and they circle each other. They tie up. Shaun pushes Tony back to the ropes and then whips him across the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Tony ducks it. Shaun turns around, and Tony bounces off the ropes and hits Shaun with a flying forearm smash. Tony kips up, drops an elbow on Shaun, and then pins him. 1… 2… Shaun kicks out.* TH: Tony almost gets the win there. JK: It’s gonna take a lot more than that to put Shaun Clark away.*Both men get up. Shaun charges at Tony, but Tony catches him with an armdrag, sending him back to the mat. He hold onto Shaun with an armbar. Shaun rolls around and gets back onto his feet. He then manages to push Tony into a neutral corner. He punches Tony a few time, but he won’t let go. So, Shaun whips Tony across the ring. Tony manages to stop himself. Shaun charges at him, but Tony comes running out of the corner. Shaun leapfrogs him. Tony quickly turns around and hits Shaun with The Embargo Breaker (Lungblower). He goes for another pin. 1… 2… Shaun kicks out.* TH: Embargo Breaker to Shaun Clark, but it still doesn’t get the pin.JK: Told you. Not even that move could put him away. TH: The Crew is gonna have their hands full tonight.*Tony gets up and picks up Shaun. However, Shaun rakes Tony’s eyes and goes to the outside for a breather. Tony tags in Benjamin and goes to the outside. He grabs Shaun and throws him back into the ring. Shaun yells at Tony and then the ref for letting Tony just throw him into the ring. Suddenly, Benjamin slaps Shaun on the back of the head and yells at him to get back into the match. They circle each other and then tie up. Benjamin puts Shaun in a headlock. Shaun pushes Benjamin into the ropes and throws him off. Benjamin hits the opposite ropes, bounces off, and hits Shaun with a tilt-a-whirl headscissor takedown. Both men get up. Benjamin runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at Shaun. Shaun drops to the mat, and Benjamin jumps over him. He bounces off the opposite ropes and charges at Shaun again. Shaun tries to get up and drops down again. Benjamin jumps over him again and bounces off the ropes. Shaun jumps up and goes for a dropkick, but Benjamin stops short. Shaun hits the mat. Benjamin quickly grabs his leg and catapults him into a neutral corner. Shaun hits the turnbuckles and bounces out. Benjamin kips up and dropkicks Shaun, knocking him back into the corner. Benjamin then kips up again, charges at Shaun, jumps onto him, and monkey flips him out of the corner. Benjamin kips up again and goes after Shaun, but Shaun slides out of the ring.* TH: Good Gawd! What an amazing display from the Jumpin’ Jamaican. JK: He made Shaun look like a fool, and Shaun is definitely gonna make him pay. *Nick jumps down from the apron and checks on Shaun. He looks pissed and yells at Benjamin, who just motions at Shaun to come back into the ring. The ref pulls Benjamin back so that he can do a count. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6…Shaun finally climbs up onto the apron and back into the ring as Nick makes his way back to the Pack’s corner. Both men go for another tie up, but Shaun suddenly slaps Benjamin. He then runs over, tags in Nick, and jumps over the ropes onto the apron. Benjamin charges at Shaun, trying to hit him, but Nick knocks Benjamin back with a shoulder block.* TH: Looks like Shaun has chickened out and let Nick do the heavy lifting.JK: Hey! That’s how tag team wrestling works. When one guy doesn’t want to do the work, the other guy can come in and take over. *Benjamin gets up. Nick motions him to come over, and he does. They tie up. Benjamin puts Nick into a headlock, but Nick pushes Benjamin back into the ropes. He pushes Benjamin off into the opposite ropes. Benjamin bounces off only to be knocked down by a spinning heel kick by Nick. Both men get up. Benjamin runs to the ropes, but Nick dropkicks him as he bounces off of them. Both men get up again. Benjamin runs to the ropes again, but Nick catches him with a flapjack, sending him crashing to the mat. Nick then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Benjamin with a running knee drop. He then gets up and tauntingly dances over Benjamin.* TH: Nick Britt adding some insult to injury there. JK: He’s just showing Benjamin Bannock that he means business. TH: How does the dance say business?JK: He’s just showing how easy it is to take Benjamin down. *Benjamin gets up, and Nick quickly pounces on him. He punches Benjamin back into the ropes and then whips him across the ring. Benjamin bounces off the ropes and surprises Nick with a running front dropkick. He kips up and drops a leg onto Nick. He then picks up Nick, pulls him to the Crew’s corner, and tags in Tony. They both push him back to the ropes, whip Nick across the ring, and hit him with a double arm drag onto their knees.* TH: Nick Britt isn’t the only one who means business. JK: Quiet, Hoss. *Benjamin exits the ring, and Tony stomps on Nick a few times. Tony then tries to pick up Nick, but Nick surprises him with a small package pin. 1… 2… Tony suddenly rolls it over into a pin of his own. 1… 2… Nick kicks out, releasing the hold. Nick goes for a tag, but Tony grabs his arm and tries to pull him away. Nick reaches out, as does Shaun. Tony tries to pull him away, but Nick is able to make the tag. Shaun runs in and knocks Tony down with a clothesline. Nick then grabs Shaun, and they hit him with Less Than Zero (Nick performs a hip toss on Shaun, throwing him onto a prone Nick in the style of a front flip senton). Shaun stays on him with some mounted punches.* TH: Less Than Zero to Antonio, and Shaun unleashes a flurry of punches onto him. JK: Nick Britt was able to take that double arm drag onto the Crew’s knees and not only get his partner in but also throw out some double teaming of their own. The Pack is on a roll, Hoss. And, tonight, this will be the last we see of The Caribbean Crew. *Shaun gets up and picks up Tony. He punches Tony a few times before picking him up and hitting him with a backbreaker. He then moves onto the apron by a neutral corner, jumps up onto the top rope, and performs a double springboard moonsault onto Tony. He quickly gets up and taunts Benjamin. Shaun then picks up Tony, pushes him back into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. As Tony bounces off the ropes, Shaun charges at him, jumps onto him, and hits him with a double knee facebreaker. He goes for a pin. 1… 2… Tony kicks out.* TH: Shaun Clark is taking it to Antonio Colón, but he didn’t have enough to get the win.JK: The Pack just needs to work Tony over, isolate him, and then they’ll have the match won. *Shaun gets up, pulls Tony over to the Pack’s corner by his hair, and tags in Nick. They both stomp Tony down, and then Nick helps Shaun with the assisted standing moonsault. Shaun gets up and exits the ring as Nick stomps on Tony. He hits Tony with a double axe handle as he tries to get up. Nick waits for Tony to pick himself up. He does, and Nick drops an elbow onto Tony’s back, knocking him back to the mat. Nick taunts Tony as he gets up and then punches him back to the ropes. Nick then chokes Tony against the ropes. The ref does a count to stop him. 1… 2… 3… 4… Nick lets go. The ref yells at him for that, and Nick argues back. This distracts the ref for Shaun to continue choking Tony against the top rope. Benjamin yells at the ref to turn around.* TH: What blatant cheating by the Breakfast Pack?JK: That’s just a danger that comes with tag team wrestling. You’d think they’d put another referee on the outside during these matches. *The ref finally turns around, but Shaun manages to let go before he can see the choking. Tony falls to the mat. The ref, though, thinks something happens and goes to Shaun. He plays innocent. But, the ref doesn’t believe him. This leads to another argument, which allows Nick get down and choke Tony some more. Benjamin suddenly runs in and kicks Nick off of Tony. Benjamin leaves, but Nick tries to go after him. However, the ref stops him.* TH: I’m amazed the ref has been able to keep things in order what with the bad blood between both teams and the cheating from the Breakfast Pack.JK: Hey! It ain’t cheating if you don’t get caught. *Nick goes back to Tony, stomping on him. He then picks up Tony, drags him to the Pack’s corner, and tags in Shaun. Shaun comes in and they hits Tony with Risky Business (Nick performs Sliced Bread #2 but remains on his knees afterwards, allowing Shaun to jump off Nick's back with a shooting star press). Nick leaves, and Shaun stays on Tony for a pin. 1… 2… Tony kicks out.* TH: Risky Business from the Pack, but Antonio Colón kicks out. JK: They are dangerous with these double team moves. TH: The Caribbean Crew has some good double teaming maneuvers of their own. JK: Well, I doubt they’re gonna be able to use them in this match. TH: We’ll just have to see about that.*Shaun picks up Tony and pushes him back into the ropes. As Tony bounces off the opposite ropes, Shaun catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Shaun gets up and drops a leg onto Tony’s throat. He then gets up, grabs Tony’s arm, and rolls him up into la magistral cradle. 1… 2… Tony kicks out. Shaun holds onto the arm and kicks Tony in the head. He then picks up Tony, pulls him to the Pack’s corner, and tags in Nick. Shaun drops an elbow onto the back of Tony’s head, and then they both hit Tony with a double DDT. Shaun exits the ring, and Nick gets up, stomping on Tony. He picks up Tony and drops him into a backbreaker, holding for a submission.* TH: Backbreaker submission from Nick Britt. They have doing a good job working over Antonio.JK: This is textbook tag team wrestling. Keep one man isolated, and the Pack has been doing a great job of it. *Nick has the hold locked on tight. Tony struggles to get out of it. He starts to punch his way out. Nick holds on, but Tony one good hard punch, knocking Nick down. Tony rolls over Nick and goes for a tag, but Nick grabs his leg and gets up. He tries to pull Tony back, but Tony surprises him with an enziguiri. Nick goes down, and Tony tags in Benjamin. Benjamin runs in and hits Nick with a running front dropkick. Benjamin gets up as Shaun runs into the ring. Benjamin dropkicks Shaun, knocking him back into the corner. Benjamin gets up and grabs Shaun. He waits for Nick to get up. He does, and Benjamin whips Shaun into Nick, knocking them both down. Nick gets up, and Benjamin comes over and hits him with Legalize It (Punches Nick in the head three times, mimes smoking a joint, and then hits him with a Pele kick).* TH: Legalize It! JK: That’s something I can get behind! *Benjamin gets up and picks up Nick. He pushes him back into the ropes whips him across the ring. Shaun gets up onto the apron but doesn’t see Nick coming. Nick hits the ropes and knocks Shaun off onto the steel guardrail. Suddenly, Benjamin charges at Nick, jumps over him, and jumps off with a springboard crossbody onto Shaun. He then trips Nick, knocking him down. Benjamin climbs up onto the apron and comes into the ring with slingshot legdrop onto Nick. He quickly pins him. 1… 2… Nick kicks out.* TH: Benjamin Bannock is on a roll, taking down the Pack with ease. JK: Yeah, but he could put Nick Britt away. Benjamin may be on a roll, but the Pack is a brick wall that will stop him. *Benjamin picks up Nick and punches and kicks him back to the ropes. Meanwhile, Shaun has gotten up off the floor, looking dazed. Benjamin then tries to whip Nick across the ring, but Nick reverses it. Benjamin hits the ropes, and Shaun suddenly punches Benjamin in the back. However, the ref didn’t see it as Nick fell on him. As Nick keeps the ref distracted, Benjamin turns around and grabs Shaun, pulling him up; but Shaun surprises him with a hangman. Benjamin falls down onto the mat, and Shaun gets back to his corner. Nick then lets go of the ref and stomps on Benjamin.* TH: Dammit! How does the Breakfast Pack get away with this? JK: They know how to work the ref.TH: Maybe we should get some better refs.JK: I’ve been saying that for years, Hoss. *Nick beats down on Benjamin and then tags in Shaun. Nick then throws Benjamin to the outside. He suddenly runs over and punches Tony. Tony tries to come into the ring, but the ref stops him. As Nick tries to start a fight with Tony, Shaun jumps down onto Benjamin with a knee drop. He then picks up Benjamin and drops him onto the floor with an air raid crash. Shaun throws Benjamin back into the ring as the ref gets Nick and Tony to break it up. Nick exits the ring, and Shaun pins Benjamin. 1… 2… Benjamin kicks out.* TH: Benjamin Bannock kicks out, and after that air raid crash onto the floor no less. JK: He’s tough, I’ll give him that. *Shaun gets up and tags Nick back in. They then hit Benjamin with a double suplex. Shaun goes back to the apron, and Nick beats down on Benjamin. He then picks up Benjamin and puts him into a headlock. He pushes Benjamin into the Pack’s corner and then punches Benjamin in the head a few times. Nick then tags in Shaun. He pulls Benjamin away and picks him up, and then they hit Benjamin with An Officer And A Gentlemen (Nick picks up Benjamin for a military press and then drops. As Benjamin goes down, Shaun dropkicks him).* TH: An Officer And A Gentlemen to Benjamin Bannock. The Pack are really working him over.JK: They are doing it smart! Quick tags, lots of double teaming, distracting the referee again and again. They know how to get the job done. *Shaun gets up and then goes over and punches Tony. Tony comes rushing in again, and the ref stops him. Shaun then chokes Benjamin with his foot. Tony leaves the ring so that the ref can turn around, but Shaun stops. Shaun picks up Benjamin, pulls him to a corner, and hits him with Sliced Bread #2. Shaun then covers Benjamin. 1… 2… Benjamin kicks out. Shaun gets up, arguing with the ref over the count.* TH: Sliced Bread #2 doesn’t end the match. JK: I hate to admit it, but that was smart on Antonio’s part to leave the ring. TH: Yeah, he realized what Shaun was doing after he start choking Benjamin and left to ring in hopes he’d get caught. JK: The Crew needs to get smarter if they want to win this match. *Shaun goes back to Benjamin as he gets up. He pushes Benjamin back to the ropes and whips him across the ring. As Benjamin hits the ropes, Shaun charges at him and hits him with a spinning wheel kick. Shaun grabs Benjamin’s leg and stomps on his abdomen. He then picks up Benjamin, pushes him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Shaun goes for a back body drop, but Benjamin counters with a sunset flip into a pin. 1… 2… Shaun kicks out, kicking Benjamin in the head.* TH: Nice counter by Benjamin Bannock, but he could hold Shaun Clark down long enough for the three.JK: Shaun messed up a little there. I’m sure he won’t make that mistake again. *Shaun gets up and tags in Nick. Nick comes in, picks up Benjamin, and punches him. Suddenly, Benjamin punches Nick back. Nick punches Benjamin again, but Benjamin punches back. They trade blows for a bit until Benjamin ducks a punches and tries to slide under Nick to tag in Tony. However, Nick knees him in the gut, stopping him. He then puts Benjamin into a front facelock. Benjamin tries to push Nick to the Crew’s corner, but Nick stops him, standing firm. Benjamin keeps on pushing. Tony reaches out, but Nick keeps blocking Benjamin. However, Benjamin keeps pushing and, little by little, gets closer to Tony. Suddenly, Shaun runs into the ring, charges at Tony, and punches him. He runs away, with Tony chasing him. The ref stops Tony from getting to Shaun, who has exited the ring.* TH: Antonio Colón goes after Shaun Clark for that cheap shot.JK: Hey. Shaun was just making sure there wasn’t a tag. If the roles were reversed, then Tony would have done the same thing. TH: I highly doubt that.*The ref keeps holding Tony back, and Shaun taunts him on the outside. Eventually, Tony backs off, and the ref lets him go. Shaun keeps on taunting Tony as he makes his way to the Crew’s corner. Tony gets onto the apron and suddenly jumps down and chases after Shaun. Shaun runs around the ring as the crowd cheers and Tony chases him. The ref yells at them both to stop, not seeing that Nick has let go of the front facelock and is now choking Benjamin on the bottom rope. Shaun slides into the ring, with Tony behind him. The ref catches Tony as Shaun slides back out of the ring. Tony argues with the ref but eventually exits the ring. Nick continues to choke Benjamin until he sees the ref turn around. Shaun gets back to his corner as Nick beats down on Benjamin.* TH: Man, Bannock really needs to get a tag.JK: He almost had one, but Shaun Clark provided the distraction to keep Tony away and allow Nick to beat down on Bannock. They have had the Crew’s number all match, and it will only be a matter of time before they send the Crew away from FAWA forever. *Nick picks up Benjamin and puts him back in the front facelock. Benjamin tries to push to Tony, but Nick turns him around. Benjamin manages to turn Nick back around and tries to push to Tony. He’s almost made it. The crowd is going wild. However, Shaun tries to rush into the ring again, but the ref stops him. Suddenly, Benjamin reaches out and tags in Tony. Tony comes in and attacks Nick. However, the ref didn’t see it. He turns back around and pulls Tony away from Nick. Tony argues with him. As this goes on, Shaun comes back into the ring. Shaun and Nick put Benjamin into a tree of woe, and they hit him with Top Gun (Baseball slide from Nick followed by a Hesitation Dropkick from Shaun on Benjamin held in the tree of woe position).* TH: Dammit! As Tony argues with the ref, the Pack hits Benjamin with the Top Gun.JK: The Pack has tag team wrestling perfected to a science, Hoss. This is just outstanding. Outstanding. *As Tony continues to argue with the ref, Shaun and Nick pick up Benjamin and place him in the corner. Then, Nick gets onto his knees; and they go for Poetry In Motion. However, Benjamin catches Shaun and drops him onto Nick. All three men are down. Tony sees this and exits the ring so that he can possibly make a tag. The referee checks on all three men, and then tries to get Shaun to leave the ring; but Shaun down and out. Shaun finally manages to get up. Meanwhile, Benjamin is crawling over to Tony. He’s almost made the tag. However, Nick runs over and drops an elbow onto Benjamin to stop the tag.* TH: Baw Gawd! He almost had it! Benjamin Bannock almost got the tag, but Nick Britt stopped him at the last minute. JK: The Pack is too damn good, Hoss. Benjamin stopped their Poetry In Motion and still couldn’t get a tag. It’s over. It just ain’t official yet. *Nick gets up, drags Benjamin to the Crew’s corner, and tags in Shaun. Shaun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a frog splash onto Benjamin. Shaun gets up and picks up Benjamin. He pushes Benjamin back into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Benjamin bounces off the ropes, and Shaun goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. However, Benjamin gets out of it, landing on his feet. He suddenly grabs Shaun and hits him with a sitout jawbreaker. Both men are down on the mat.* TH: What a counter! Sitout jawbreaker out of nowhere! JK: How did he do that!? *Benjamin starts crawling over to make a tag. However, Shaun is able to tag out to Nick. He comes in and gets in between Benjamin and Tony, putting him into another front facelock. Benjamin is worn out and can’t push his way to Tony, who’s reaching out for a tag. However, the crowd is rallying behind Benjamin. As they chant his name, Benjamin starts moving. He grabs Nick’s leg and pushes his way to Tony. But, Nick is working hard to keep Benjamin from tagging in. Tony keeps reaching out. The crowd keeps chanting Benjamin’s name. And, Benjamin starts stirring. He suddenly picks up Nick onto his shoulders. However, Nick quickly slips off, kicks Benjamin in the gut, and hits him with War (Lifting DDT). The crowd boos.* TH: War DDT stops the rally for Benjamin Bannock.JK: He almost had it, but Bannock’s mistake was trying to pick up Nick. He should have just tried to get away and get the tag. *Nick picks up Benjamin, drags him to the Crew’s corner, and tags in Shaun. Shaun comes in and kicks Benjamin in the gut. As Nick exits the ring, Shaun picks up Benjamin and pushes him back into the ropes. Shaun then ties Benjamin up in the second and top rope and starts choking him. The ref starts counting. 1… 2… 3… 4… Shaun lets go. The ref yells at him for that, but Shaun just ignores him. He goes to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at Benjamin, going for a crossbody. Suddenly, Benjamin gets untied from the ropes and ducks out of the way. Shaun hits the ropes as the crowd cheers wildly and falls to the mat in pain.* JK: Dammit! TH: Baw Gawd! That had to hurt! JK: How did Benjamin get out of the way in time? TH: He must have had some more energy from that rally. *Both men are down, but Benjamin quickly starts moving to his corner. Shaun is able to recover and jumps at Benjamin’s feet. He grabs a leg and pulls Benjamin away. However, Benjamin surprises Shaun with a spinning mule kick. Shaun falls back into the ropes. Benjamin gets up, but Shaun is able to grab him. He throws Benjamin to a neutral corner, but Benjamin suddenly surprises Shaun with Jamaican Wind (Turnbuckle climb into a rebounded corkscrew senton onto Shaun). Shaun is out. Benjamin goes back to his corner. Tony reaches out for the tag and hits it. The crowd goes wild.* TH: Jamaican Wind! JK: Dammit! There wasn’t supposed to be a rally!TH: Benjamin goes for the tag and gets it! JK: NO!*Tony rushes into the ring as Shaun gets up. Nick runs into the ring as well. Suddenly, Tony hits Shaun with a lariat takedown, with a dropkick to Nick as well. Nick falls back into the corner. Tony gets up and picks up Shaun. He then whips Shaun into Nick. They hit each other. Shaun bounces off of Nick, and Nick falls to the mat. Tony picks up Shaun and bodyslams him onto Nick. He then drops an elbow onto Shaun. Shaun rolls off of Nick, and Tony picks up Nick. Tony quickly hits Nick with The Cuban Cigar (Lifting Reverse STO).* TH: Cuban Cigar to Nick Britt. Antonio Colón is on a roll. JK: Dammit! The Pack had this match won! They should have put Benjamin away when they had the chance. *Tony then picks up Nick and throws him out of the ring. Shaun attacks Tony from behind and punches him into the ropes. Shaun then tries to whip Tony across the ring, but Tony holds onto Shaun’s arm and suddenly hits him with the Bay Of Pigs (Arm twist followed by a hook kick followed by a leg drop). He goes for a pin. 1… 2… Shaun kicks out.* TH: Bay Of Pigs out of nowhere. But, Shaun Clark kicks out.JK: Thank God! Now, do something! ANYTHING! Just end this match and send the Crew packing. *Tony gets up and picks up Shaun, only to drop him back to the mat with a scoop slam. He then picks up Shaun, drags him to the Crew’s corner, and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin climbs up to the top, Tony picks up Shaun, and they hit him with Down On The Beach (Diving lariat (Benjamin)/powerbomb (Antonio) combination). Tony leaves the ring as Benjamin pins Shaun. 1… 2… Shaun kicks out.* TH: Shaun Clark goes Down On The Beach, but he doesn’t stay there long. JK: Been working on that one.TH: Maybe.JK: Anyway, the Crew messed up letting Benjamin back into the match. TH: He doesn’t have to stay in the ring for long. JK: Dang it! You’re right! *Benjamin picks up Shaun, pushes him back into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. As Shaun bounces off the ropes, Benjamin hits him with a one-arm spinning sleeper slam. Benjamin then goes to a corner, jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, and jumps off with the Rastafarian Leg Drop (Double leg drop from the top turnbuckle). He quickly covers Shaun. 1… 2… Shaun kicks out.* TH: Rastafarian Leg Drop wasn’t able to put Shaun away either. JK: The Crew is busting out the big moves, but Shaun is taking them all like a champ. This nerd is tough. *Benjamin goes back to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Shaun to get up. Shaun does, and Benjamin jumps off with a diving crossbody, taking Shaun down and rolling over him. Benjamin goes for another pin. 1… 2… Nick reaches into the ring, grabs Shaun’s leg, and puts it on the rope. The ref sees this and breaks up the count. Nick moves back to his corner, but Benjamin sees him and suspects something’s up. So, he gets up, goes over to Nick, and punches him. Nick tries to swing at Benjamin, but Benjamin moves away. Shaun gets up and tries to attack Benjamin, but Benjamin turns around. He suddenly hits Shaun with a drop toe hold, sending him colliding into his partner and knocking Nick off the apron. Benjamin then picks up Shaun and hits him with I Shot The Sheriff (Snap reverse STO). He covers Shaun again. 1… 2… Nick rushes into the ring and hits Benjamin with a double axe handle.* TH: Dammit! Nick Britt breaks up the pin after Benjamin hit Shaun with I Shot The Sheriff.JK: Hey! Benjamin started it by hitting Nick.TH: Nick put Shaun’s foot on the ropes moments earlier. JK: He was helping his partner! *As Nick attacks Benjamin, Tony rushes in and attacks Nick. They duke it out, going to the outside. As they fight, Shaun and Benjamin keep fighting as well. Benjamin manages to punch Shaun into a corner and tries to whip him across the ring. However, Shaun reverses it and sends Benjamin into the opposite corner. Shaun comes charging behind Benjamin and hits him in the back with a running double knee strike to Benjamin, knocking him back into the corner. Shaun moves out of the way, and Benjamin falls to the mat. Shaun then goes to the turnbuckles for Total Devo (Three moonsaults in a row, the first from the lower turnbuckle on Benjamin, the second from the middle turnbuckle onto Benjamin & the third off the top turnbuckle onto Benjamin). He stays on Benjamin for a pin. 1… 2… Benjamin kicks out.* TH: Total Devo! This might be… NO! Benjamin kicked out!JK: How!? After Total Devo and the double knee strike into the corner, that should have been it! TH: The Crew are fighting for their careers and a chance at revenge. They may just want this win more than the Pack.JK: I doubt that!*Nick and Tony keep fighting on the outside. In the ring, Shaun picks up Benjamin. Benjamin surprises Shaun with another sitout jawbreaker. However, when Shaun bounces up, he ends up bumping heads with the referee. They both go down. Benjamin goes to check on the ref. Suddenly, Beth Graham (in her street clothes) runs down with a steel chair. She slides into the ring and blasts Benjamin in the back with the chair.* TH: No! Steel chair to Benjamin’s back from Beth Graham! JK: The ref is still down! He didn’t see a thing! The Caribbean Crew is gone, Hoss! TH: Not like this. *Tony tries to go to Benjamin’s aid, but Nick attacks him from behind and keeps him on the outside. Beth waits for Benjamin to get up so that she can hit him again. Suddenly, Marie Martinique (in her street clothes) runs down. As she slides into the ring, Beth tries to hit her with the chair. Marie ducks it. Beth turns around right into a superkick from Marie, knocking the chair into Beth’s face. Marie then goes to Benjamin to help wake him up.* TH: YES! Marie Martinique takes out Beth Graham by superkicking the chair into her face! JK: Dammit! Why didn’t they break her neck at Summerfest too!? *Nick rushes into the ring, but Tony is able to grab his feet, sweeps his legs, and pulls him back out. He bodyslams Nick onto the floor. Meanwhile, Marie grabs Beth and throws her out of the ring. She then grabs the chair and throws it down onto Nick. Marie exits the ring as Nick reenters it. Benjamin and Shaun start moving around as well. Nick attacks Shaun from behind with a clubbing forearm. He then motions to Benjamin to go onto the apron. He does as Tony picks up Shaun. Then, they hit Shaun with Another Day In Paradise (Powerbomb (Antonio)/springboard double knee strike to the chest (Benjamin) combo).* TH: Another Day In Paradise for The Caribbean Crew! They might be getting their revenge at Gookermania!JK: NO! This wasn’t supposed to happen!*Nick wakes up the ref as Benjamin pins Shaun. The ref then makes the count. 1… 2… 3!* TH: They did it! It will be the Caribbean Crew and the Breakfast Pack at Gookermania! JK: No! Why do bad things happen to good people!? *Marie comes in and celebrates with Nick and Benjamin. Nick and Beth get up, slide into the ring, and drag Shaun out. They start to leave, but Benjamin grabs a mic.* Benjamin: Wait a minute, mon! Don’t ya wanna stay and find out wat match ya gonna be in at Gookermania!Nick: *grabbing a mic from a stagehand* Fine! You beat us! Now put us out of our misery! Tell us what’s it gonna be!Benjamin: It’s a special match from our old stomping grounds, Caribbean Championship Wrestling. It’s known as de Caribbean Death Match. Nick: What the hell is that? Benjamin: Well, it’s a match where dere are no pinfalls, submission, countouts, or DQs, mon. Dere is a big pool of water. Nick: Let me guess. To win you gotta throw your opponents into the pool.Benjamin: Sort of. Ya do have ta throw ya opponents inta de pool. But, dat’s not how ya win de match, mon. Ta win, all ya gotta do is hold one person from de otter team under de water for two minutes! *The crowd cheers.* Nick: What!? That’s horrible! Two minutes under the water! No one can do that. Beth: Actually, the world record is 22 minutes.Nick: Shut up! Benjamin: Hey, mon! We won dis match. So, we pick de next one. Now, ya betta go back and get ready, ‘cause we gonna beat de holy hell outta ya tree and de redhead at Gookermania. And, we ain’t gonna show no mercy. Nick: Oh, we’ll be ready! And, we can’t wait for Rita to come back. This time we might just break her neck for good! Benjamin: Dat ain’t gonna happen, mon! She ain’t gonna let dat happen again. And, neither will we! *The Pack leaves as the Crew celebrates in the ring.* TH: A Caribbean Death Match! Another first here for Gookermania VIII.JK: Dear God…..the savagery. You might drown someone. This shouldn’t be allowed.TH: Well, it’s happening. Now we will have the contract signing. Let’s head to the ring for that.*Jessica Drakin comes out from the back flanked by Mr. E and U.N. Owen and has the Fan Forums Title around her shoulder. She enters the ring, which has a table and chairs at the center of.* TH: Here comes the boss of FAWA, Jessica Drakin.JK: And she has the security as well as the belt, that should belong to Brandon Barger.TH: You forget that Shaun was the first one in the ring during that match and was obviously planning to interfere.JK: How do you know he was planning to attack AA?TH: History, King. History says that is exactly what he was going to do.*Mr. E has the contract which he gives Jessica and U.N. Owen gives her the mic.* Jessica: Tonight, we are to sign the contract for the first ever Cage X Match, which will be for the Fan Forums Title that you see around my shoulder. First, I would like to introduce the challenger to the Fan Forums Title...he is the leader of the Breakfast Pack...Brandon Barger!!*Brandon come out to the boos of the crowd. He is wearing a denim coat, a Choose Breakfast T-shirt, acid wash jeans with holes in them, biker’s glove, and Doc Martin’s. He walks to the ring, stops right before he enters it, and holds up his right fist. He then enters the ring and walks over to the table.* Brandon: You know, you should just save The Patriotic Pest the trouble and just give me the Fan Forums Title right now. Because, winning it at Gookermania will be so easy.Jessica: Yeah, don't expect that to happen. You have to earn things here.
Now, I would like to call out the man who is the current Fan Forums Champion....AmericAnt!!!*AmericAnt comes out from the back. He salutes the fans and then just heads towards the ring. He gets in the ring and looks at Brandon before sitting down. He then also looks at his title which Jessica holds.* AmericAnt: Let's just get this over with. You know I can't stand too long in the same ring as Brandon without wanting to kick his ass.Jessica: Hey, we will have no fighting here between you two. Now being that you are the challenger Brandon, I believe your signature is first required.*Brandon takes the pen and signs the contract.* Brandon: There ya go. Now, it's just a matter of time before that gold is around my waist.Jessica: AmericAnt, I believe your signature is required now.*AmericAnt looks at the contract and signs it quickly and with fury.* AA: Brandon, in my mind....the time for talk is over. Next time, I see you...I am going to put this boot in your ass.*AmericAnt gets up and leaves the ring, heading to the back, but is stopped by Jessica.* Jessica: You two aren't really much fun, are you. Oh well, I guess it is time for me to reveal the four people who I have hired to be on the outside to make sure there is no funny business involved. The first person is a man who has a lot of facts about him that should make you terrified to mess with him. This man is the master of the roundhouse kick... Jessica: Chuck Norris!
The second person is a man who may have a soft demeanor to him, but piss him off and he might just take a piece of your face. He is... Jessica: Haku!
The third person is probably one of the most dominant hardcore champions of all time and a man who you also wouldn't want to mess with. He is the Lethal Weapon... Jessica: Steve Blackman!
And finally, this person is one of the most popular UFC fighters going today. In fact, she can probably break any man's arm with an armbar. She is the UFC Female Bantamweight Champion... Jessica: "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey!
These four people will be on the outside of Cage X to make sure this is a fair fight.*AmericAnt still is not looking at the ring as he speaks.* AA: Doesn't matter who is on the outside. As long as I get my hands on Brandon Barger mano e mano, I will be extremely happy.*AmericAnt heads to the back.* Brandon: Hey! Where are ya goin', Ant-Man? I wasn't done with you. I wanted to tell you all the things I was goin' to do to you at Gookermania. Aw, you're no fun, ya big dweeb.TH: Well, the contract has been signed and now the Fan Forums Title will be defended in Cage X. JK: Why did the pest leave before Brandon could cut his promo?TH: What, you wanted him to be like King Arthur in Monty Python & The Holy Grail?JK: Hey, that was a classic so if he did that, it would be funny as hell.TH: Well, like AmericAnt said, if he spent any more time in the ring with Brandon, a fight would ensue and Jessica specifically demanded there be no fight. We got our match and that’s all there is to it.JK: That’s no fun.TH: Well, it is time for the main event. Let’s go to Michael Muffer in the ring.MM: The following is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 270 pounds, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his orange tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.* TH: Here comes the man who tricked his way into the FAWA World Heavyweight Title Match at Gookermania. JK: Bobby Riggs came up with an ingenious way to win a spot for the title, and it worked. Show some respect, Hoss.TH: I will when he wins a match fair and square.JK: Who cares how you win? As long as you win, you’re great in my book. MM: And, his partner, coming down the aisle, being accompanied by his ladies, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TNT. *TNT and the girls come out to some boos that get louder as he emerges from the curtains. TNT is wearing white wrestling tights with “TNT” in black down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. He also has a horseshoe with a rope tied around it for a necklace around his neck. Tracy, Nicole, and Talia are wearing black shirts with dynamite on it, blue jeans, and boots. They walk down to the ring as a lot of pyro. TNT walks up the steps, onto the apron, and through the ropes. He makes some gun gestures with his hands and then takes off the horseshoe necklace, handing it to Talia. She then puts it down by a corner.* TH: I sure hope Riggs gave a big thanks to that man and his women since they were very instrumental in securing his spot in the Gookermania main event. JK: Thanks!? He should have bought them all steak dinners for getting him into the main event. MM: And their opponents, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California...at 6 foot, 3 inches...weighing in at 240 pounds...Jonathan Michaels!!!*Michaels walks out as smoke, no pyro, blows behind him and video of dangerous film stunts play. He walks down to the ring and enters it.* TH: Well, this match should be interesting, especially considering the fact that Michaels and Jordan Mac have to get along tonight. JK: There’s no love loss between those two, but I’m sure their shared disdain for The Comedian will unite them tonight.MM: And, his partner, making his way to the ring, being accompanied by his Black Gold Crew, from Atlanta, Georgia…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing 245 pounds...."Black Gold" Jordan Mac!*Jordan Mac walks to the ring with dimmed lights while a smoke machine shoots up, and he's assisted by his “Black Gold Crew” while his face is covered by a towel. He then takes off the towel with and grins a toothy smile and walks to the ring. He has on neon-purple trunks with the angel wings on the front and "Mac Attack" in big gold letters on the back-side and purple boots with white laces on them. He enters the ring as the crowd is booing him, but he ignores them.* TH: Normally, I’d be dreading seeing the Black Gold Crew come out with Jordan Mac. But, with TNT’s ladies and Riggs’s loaded chicken, they are a welcome site. JK: The Black Gold Crew will be on hand to do what they do best—help out Jordan Mac. *The bell rings. Jordan charges at Riggs and punches him into the corner. TNT comes to Riggs’s aid, but Michaels attacks TNT. As the four men brawl inside the ring, the Black Gold Crew suddenly charges after TNT’s women. They start running with the Crew with the Crew chasing them. However, it’s just Nicole Michaels and Tracy Jones being chased around the ring by the Crew. Talia Bell slipped out and grabbed a chair from the timekeeper’s area. She now waits for Tracy and Nicole to lead the Crew back around. They do, and Talia starts hitting Crew members with the chair. Nicole and Tracy grab some chair and join Talia. The Crew bolts with the TNT ladies following them.* TH: Well, it didn’t take long for this to break down. JK: There goes the Black Gold Crew with Tracy, Nicole, and Talia chasing them with those steel chairs. TH: Those are dangerous women without the chairs. With chairs, then the Crew better run all the way to the moon!*Back in the ring, Jordan beats down on Riggs in the corner. Meanwhile, Michaels is working over TNT in the opposite corner. After several punches, Michaels and Jordan whip TNT and Riggs respectively, sending TNT and Riggs colliding into each other. Michaels catches TNT in a vicious spinebuster while Jordan grabs Riggs from behind with a German suplex.* TH: Well, Michaels and Jordan are working together well.JK: I told you that their mutual hatred for Riggs would unite. *Jordan gets up and stomps on Riggs. Meanwhile, Michaels picks up TNT and pushes him back into the ropes. He tries to whip TNT across the ring, but TNT reverses it. Michaels bounces off the ropes, and TNT catches him with the Nitro Uppercut (Flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut). TNT then goes up behind Jordan as he beats down on Riggs and hits him with the Astronomical Explosion (Bridging leg hook belly to back suplex).* TH: Nitro Uppercut to Jonathan Michaels. Astronomical Explosion to Jordan Mac. TNT quickly turns the tide in this match. JK: He’s a dangerous man. He can explode on you at any minute. *With Jordan down on the mat, TNT hits him with some MMA Elbows (Repeated elbow strikes to the side of the opponent's head while holding the opponent in a grounded crucifix hold). After hitting Jordan with several elbows, Michaels comes to the rescue, pulling TNT off of him by his hair. He pulls TNT up and goes for a DDT. However, Riggs comes out of nowhere and hits Michaels with The Funny Bone (Lariato). Michaels goes down, knocked loopy. Riggs helps TNT up. Then, they pick up Michaels, and Riggs pushes him back into the ropes. He whips Michaels across the ring, and TNT and Riggs hit him with The Ecstasy And The Agony (The Comedian drops Michaels with a flapjack into a European uppercut from TNT). Riggs pins Michaels. 1… 2… Jordan breaks up the pin.* TH: Vicious Funny Bone to Jonathan Michaels. And, now it looks like some double teaming. What the hell! JK: The Ecstasy And The Agony! We haven’t seen that since Riggs and Sorrow were friends.TH: Well, this… might… NO! Jordan Mac breaks up the pin.*TNT attacks Jordan. Jordan fights back. He punches TNT into the ropes and then whips him across the ring. He goes for a leaping clothesline, but TNT ducks it. Jordan turns around as TNT bounces off the ropes and gets hit with a bicycle kick. Jordan falls back into the opposite ropes, and TNT goes after him. He pulls Jordan from the ropes and goes for a delayed vertical suplex. However, Jordan slips out of it, landing behind TNT, and quickly hits him with the Star Struck (Fall Forward Side Slam).* TH: Star Struck out of nowhere! JK: And, that is why Jordan Mac is our World Heavyweight Champion! He knows how to counter big moves and bust out some of his own. *Jordan picks up TNT and throws him out of the ring. However, Riggs attacks him from behind. He beats down on Jordan against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Riggs goes for another Funny Bone, but Jordan ducks it. Riggs turns around as Jordan goes for another leaping clothesline, but he ducks that. Jordan turns around as Riggs bounces off the ropes and gets speared by Riggs.* TH: Baw Gawd! Vicious spear out of nowhere! JK: Riggs saw how he ducked the Funny Bone and changed things up. He’s just as smart as he is funny.TH: If that were true, then Riggs would be the dumbest man alive.JK: Oh, ha ha…*Riggs picks up Jordan and holds him for a powerbomb. However, Michaels comes out of nowhere and hits Riggs with the Fade to Black (super kick). Riggs falls back into the ropes. Jordan stands up and grabs Riggs as he bounces off the ropes. Jordan then hits Riggs with the Gold Rush (Scoop Lift Powerbomb), holding him for a pin. 1… 2… Suddenly, TNT comes back in with that horseshoe, charges at Jordan, and hits with it. The referee immediately calls for the bell.* TH: Fade To Black. And, the Gold Rush! JK: It’s all over, Hoss!TH: No! TNT just knocked out Jordan Mac with that horseshoe. JK: Why!? Riggs could have kicked out. But, that definitely cost them the match. *Michaels tries to attack TNT, but TNT hits him with the horseshoe as well. TNT then wraps the rope tied to the horseshoe around Michaels neck and starts choking him with it.* TH: Maw Gawd! What is he doing!? JK: He’s making sure Michaels won’t be able to wrestle at Gookermania, Hoss. *As TNT chokes Michaels, the crowd suddenly goes wild at Michael Hayden runs down to the ring. TNT stops choking Michaels to go after Hayden, but Hayden surprises TNT with the corkscrew dropkick.* TH: Michael Hayden comes to Jonathan Michaels’s rescue. Man, I can’t believe I just said that.JK: Yeah, that sounded weird.*Riggs has recovered and grabbed his chicken. As Hayden gets up, Riggs tries to hit him with it. However, Hayden ducks. Riggs turns around and gets hit with RONALDO!! (pele kick), knocking him down to his knees. TNT gets up and charges at Hayden, but Hayden charges at him RONALDO DOS!! (running single leg dropkick), knocking TNT back into a corner. Hayden then charges at Riggs, hitting him with RONALDO TRÉS!! (sliding single leg dropkick to a kneeling opponent). Hayden gets up, charges at TNT, and hits him with RONALDO CUATRO!! (Ole Kick, used rarely).* TH: Here comes the chicken. But, Hayden ducks it. RONALDO! UNO! DOS! TRES! CUATRO! JK: Michael Hayden is pissed off, and nothing is gonna stop him from getting revenge tonight! *Hayden beats down on TNT in the corner. Riggs starts to recover, but he gets thrown out of the ring by Michaels and Jordan. Hayden then throws TNT out of the corner. Michaels hits him with the Fade to Black, sending TNT back into the ropes and down on his knees. Hayden then hits TNT with the Killshot (Boma Ye, running knee to a kneeling opponent), sending him to the mat. Jordan climbs up to the top turnbuckle and finishes TNT off with Air Jordan (Top-Rope Diving Elbow).* TH: TNT won’t be exploding tonight! JK: They have just taken out the most explosive man is professional wrestling. TH: Jordan Mac, Jonathan Michaels, and Michael Hayden stand tall.JK: They may rue the day they did this.TH: Well, before we sign off for the night. We have a Gookermania VIII report with Jerry Fish. *We see Jerry Fish the studios* Jerry Fish: Welcome everyone to the Gookermania VIII, where we tell you the final card for the biggest show in all of e-fed wrestling. First, we would like to thank Disturbed, who provided us with this year’s theme song of “Immortalized”.
This just added after the last match.*A graphic with Toby Nicolas Tucker with his girls and Michael Hayden.* JF: Michael Hayden looks to get revenge as he takes on Toby Nicholas Tucker. Will Michael Hayden get revenge on the man who cost a main event opportunity or will TNT explode all the way to victory in his Gookermania debut. *A graphic with The Breakfast Pack (sans Brandon Barger) and the Carribean Crew is shown with water in the background.* JF: In the first ever Caribbean Death Match, The Caribbean Crew takes on The Breakfast Pack. Can the Caribbean Crew get revenge over the Pack faking illness in their War Games Match or will the Pack finally beat the Crew without any help. Either way, both teams better be practicing their breath holding abilities.*A graphic shows Michael Rose with Kerri Thompson as well as Sorrow with a contract and a mask in the background.* JF: This war has been personal and we may be writing the last chapter to it as Michael Rose takes on Sorrow. If Sorrow loses, he will be unmasked. If Michael Rose loses, he and Kerri Thompson will be forced to leave FAWA.
Will we see the unmasking of the Depressed Destroyer or will we see the farewell to a former Fan Forums Champion and his girlfriend? *Graphic shows AmericAnt with the Fan Forums Title and Brandon Barger with the Cage X being in the background as well as Chuck Norris, Steve Blackman, Haku, and Ronda Rousey on the outside of the cage.* JF: The Fan Forums Title will be on the line as AmericAnt defends the belt against the leader of the Breakfast Pack, Brandon Barger in the first ever Cage X. It will basically be a cage, but on top of that Cage is an X shaped scaffold. On the center of that scaffold is the title and the first to grab the title off its place wins. To prevent interference or anyone trying to escape the cage, we have four of the most fearsome warriors in the world on the outside with Chuck Norris, Haku, Steve Blackman, and Ronda Rousey.
Will the Patriotic Ant retain his title and finally get a revenge he has wanted for a year now…or will Brandon Barger become the next Fan Forums Champion?*Graphics show Antihero and Seth Drakin with a dog collar in the background.* JF: In a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match, Antihero makes his return to FAWA as he takes on the man who forced him out, the former 3 time world champion Seth Drakin.
Will Antihero get his revenge or will Mr. Gookermania steal the show again in another victory?*Graphics show Jordan Mac with the World Title in the center while next to him are Jonathan Michaels and Bobby Riggs.* JF: And in our MAIN EVENT…the World Title will be on the line in a triple threat match as “Black Gold” Jordan Mac defends his title against Jonathan Michaels and “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs.
Will Jordan Mac continue his “destined” world title reign or will Bobby Riggs have the last laugh in becoming the world champion…or will Jonathan Michaels end Gookermania as a 3 time World Heavyweight Champion.
There is only one way to find out and that is to see Gookermania VIII for yourselves.*Cameras go back to Tim Hoss and Jesse King.* TH: Thanks Jerry for that great schill. For Jesse King and myself, we will see you at Gookermania VIII.Writers:* Seth Drakin * James McHulk Whistler
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 6, 2015 23:00:13 GMT -5
After much delay due to burnout and other things going on, here is the first half of Gookermania VIII aka my last show.
GOOKERMANIA VIII
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to the biggest show of the year for e-feds in Gookermania VII! I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is a man who definitely believes he has never said most of the things he said, Jesse King
Jesse King: Yogi Berra was a true legend and you comparing to him is a great honor.
TH: Comparing you to him? No, no, no, no….Yogi was charming when he said those crazy stuff, you are just a crazy person.
JK: I can’t help it that everyone else is wrong and I am right.
TH: We have a jam packed show for you tonight. First, we will have a match with a bit of revenge added to it as Michael Hayden, the man who was robbed out of a shot at the world title here tonight, faces the man who robbed him in Toby Nicholas Tucker.
JK: TNT is going to get his first Gookermania win and it will be a big one as he will have beaten a former FAWA World Heavyweight Champion.
TH: Then next up, we will have a Caribbean Death Match as the members of the Caribbean Crew take on four members of the Breakfast Pack. There is a pool by the stage that will fill up with water before the match and to eliminate your opponent, you must throw them in the pool and hold them underwater for two minutes.
JK: And I find this sick and disgusting. Members of the Breakfast Pack may drown here.
TH: The Crew is putting themselves in the same risk as the Pack.
JK: Yeah, well the Crew are used to dealing with water in their area so they may be able to hold their breath in the water for two minutes. The Pack is from Illinois is landlocked in every way. They aren’t used to this.
TH: Moving on, next match is a Fan Forums Title Match held in the first ever Cage X as the champion AmericAnt defends his title against the leader of the Breakfast Pack and the only one who will not be competing in the Caribbean Death Match in Brandon Barger.
JK: This whole Cage X thing is a long way to making sure this is a fair match, I mean, is a cage plus four neutral people on the outside really necessary as well as having to climb a scaffold on the cage to get the belt?
TH: Well, considering the last match where both sides were unable to get a fair match, I see this as a necessity. Plus with Chuck Norris, Steve Blackman, Haku, and Ronda Rousey on the outside….I suspect interference will not be happening.
JK: Still a bit too much for me.
TH: Then we have a Mask vs. Careers Match when Michael Rose puts his and Kerri Thompson’s FAWA careers on the line against the mask of a rival in Sorrow.
JK: I can’t wait to be done with Michael and Kerri.
TH: After that, Seth Drakin will be having his first match since last year’s Gookermania when he takes on a man whose career he supposedly ended a month before in Antihero.
JK: Antihero has been a pain in the ass for the last few months so I hope he gets exactly what is coming to him.
TH: And in our main event….” Black Gold” Jordan Mac will be defending the world heavyweight title in a triple threat match against the 2015 Lord of the Ring Jonathan Michaels and “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs.
JK: Anyone but Michaels as far as I am concerned.
TH: I’m sure that is your opinion. But before we start off our first match, let’s show a video package we have from the back that highlights how this battle between Michael Hayden and Toby Nicholas Tucker came to be.
*A video package plays that shows TNT’s with his girls, then the ending moments of Michaels-Hayden where TNT came in and cost Hayden the match, and finally adding last NiteRaw where Michael Hayden attacked TNT for what he did.*
TH: Not as much as most rivalries, but it definitely enough for it to happen tonight. So without further ado, let’s get to our first match.
*The bell rings.*
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, accompanied by Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TNT.
*TNT comes out to some boos that get louder as he and the girls emerge from the curtains. TNT is wearing red wrestling tights with a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. He also had that horseshoe tied to a string around his neck. Tracy, Nicole, and Talia are wearing black T-shits with a bundle of dynamite on the front, blue jeans, and black boots. They all walk down to the ring as a lot of pyro goes off. TNT walks up the steps, onto the apron, and through the ropes. He takes off the horseshoe necklace, hands it to Talia, and then makes some gun gestures with his hands.*
TH: This should be a real barnburner as Toby Nicholas Tucker takes on the man he screwed out of a World Title opportunity, Michael Hayden.
JK: Hey! If Hayden was good enough to wrestle for the World Title, then he would have beaten Jonathan Michaels despite TNT’s interference. TNT just proved that Hayden may be washed up.
TH: Well, Hayden will have the chance for revenge and to prove that he isn’t washed up tonight.
MM: And, his opponent…
MM: Coming to the ring, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 192 pounds, from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, CA—“HOLLYWOOD’S OWN” MICHAEL HAYDEN!
*The arena flashes blue and white as the opening sounds of "Gimmie Shelter" ring out. As the lyrics kick in, Michael Hayden emerges, his head turned to the side as he looks over the captive crowd. He makes his way to the ring typically focusing more on the audience than TNT. As he gets to the ring, Hayden slides into the ring before going to the nearest turnbuckle, hands outstretched as he tilts his head back. After a few seconds, Hayden lowers his arms and looks out into the crowd before hopping off. Hayden then sits cross-legged, looking at TNT.*
TH: Michael Hayden looks ready to fight tonight.
JK: Yeah, but TNT has the size advantage.
TH: True, but Hayden has shown some amazing feats of strength in the past.
JK: But, TNT has his ladies on the outside.
TH: So, this should be a pretty even fight.
JK: Yeah, but I think TNT has the slight advantage with his ladies.
*The bell rings. Hayden gets up and moves around, warming up. He and TNT soon start circling each other before tying up. TNT quickly throws Hayden off into the ropes. He then taunts Hayden and motions for him to come back. They circle each other again and then go for a tie up. However, Hayden moves behind TNT and locks him into a bearhug. TNT rolls around to break it up and manages to get Hayden into a corner. He then blasts Hayden with a back elbow. TNT turns around and starts punching Hayden. Suddenly, Hayden starts punching back. They slug it out, and Hayden starts to punch his way out. However, TNT knocks Hayden back into the corner with a vicious European uppercut. He then starts choking Hayden with his boot, holding onto the top rope for added leverage. The ref starts a count.
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TNT lets go and yells at the ref that he has till 5 to let go.*
TH: TNT looking strong and vicious in the early goings of the match.
JK: He’s playing it smart. He’s not letting Hayden run around, which is what makes him so dangerous.
TH: But, if keeps up with the dirty tactics, he won’t be on Hayden for long.
JK: Hey! He had till five to let go, and he stopped at four.
*TNT goes back to Hayden and chokes him again. The ref does another count.
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TNT lets go. TNT moves around and showboats for the crowd. They boo him as his girls applaud TNT’s efforts. TNT then charges at Hayden and goes for a big boot. However, Hayden moves out of the way, and TNT hits the corner, getting his leg caught on the top rope. Hayden pounces on TNT with several punches as the crowd cheers. He then grabs the top ropes and shakes it hard until TNT falls down to the mat. He rolls on the mat in pain as Hayden walks over. As TNT gets up, Hayden drops an elbow onto the back of his head. TNT falls over onto the mat again, and Hayden grabs his legs and drops down with a head butt to the abdomen near the groin area. The ref warns Hayden about getting low, but he just ignores the ref.*
TH: Michael Hayden has taken down TNT.
JK: I can’t believe he would go low.
TH: After what Tucker did to Hayden, I can.
*Hayden gets up and picks up TNT. He punches TNT back into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring. However, TNT reverses it and sends Hayden to the ropes. Hayden bounces off the ropes, and TNT catches him. But, Hayden slips over him and lands behind TNT. He rolls TNT up for a pin.
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TNT pushes Hayden off. Hayden rolls over onto his feet, stands up, turns around, and clocks TNT with a roundhouse kick to the head. TNT rolls over and gets up, dazed. Hayden then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at TNT. However, TNT is able to catch Hayden and hits him with the Nitro Uppercut (Flapjack lift dropped into a modified European uppercut).*
TH: Nitro Uppercut from Tucker stops Hayden’s offense.
JK: He recovered from that roundhouse kick and hits the Nitro Uppercut beautifully.
*TNT runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and charges back at Hayden, going for a jumping elbow drop. However, Hayden rolls out of the way, and TNT hits the mat. Both men get up. Hayden hits TNT with several punches before throwing him head first into a turnbuckle. Hayden slams TNT’s head onto the top turnbuckle again. And, again. And, again. And, again. TNT staggers out of the corner dazed. Hayden goes after him, but TNT pokes him in the eye to get a breather. Hayden staggers back holding his eye. The ref yells at TNT for that, but he just ignores the ref. TNT then goes after Hayden, dropping an elbow onto the back of his head and sending Hayden to the mat. He picks Hayden back up and hits him with a European uppercut that sends Hayden back to the mat. TNT picks up Hayden again and pushes him back into a corner. TNT then blatantly chokes Hayden. The ref starts counting again.
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TNT lets go. He then whips Hayden across the ring and charges after him. TNT tries to hit him with a high knee, but Hayden moves out of the way. TNT hits the top turnbuckle and falls to the mat, holding his knee.*
TH: Uh-oh! Looks like TNT hurt his knee!
JK: Dammit! That’s not good! Hayden is gonna pounce on that knee!
TH: That would be the wise thing to do.
*TNT’s ladies come over and check on him. He gets up, saying he’s fine, but TNT is limping a little. Hayden pounces, viciously kicking TNT’s knee as he limps away. Hayden then starts punching TNT and alternates between punches and kicks to the knee. However, TNT won’t go down. So, Hayden sweeps his leg. That takes TNT down. He grabs TNT’s leg and kicks at the knee again and then pulls back on TNT’s leg. Hayden then goes down and drops a knee onto TNT’s knee. He grabs TNT’s leg, leaps up, and drops the knee again. Hayden gets up, grabs TNT’s leg, and hits him with a leaping stump puller. Hayden gets back up, grabs TNT’s leg, and puts him in the figure four.*
TH: Figure four leg lock after working over the knee. Michael Hayden may have this match wrapped up early.
JK: I hate to say it, but Hayden has been wrestling smart. He worked over the knee after TNT messed up, and now he’s got the figure four locked on. He changed things up from his usually wrestling style, and it might pay off.
*Hayden has the hold locked on tight. TNT writhes in pain and tries to get out of the hold. Tracy, Nicole, and Talia cheer on TNT to get out, but he’s can’t get out of it. Suddenly, TNT’s shoulders go down on the mat. The ref counts for a pin.
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TNT gets his shoulders up. TNT then tries to pull himself to the ropes. He manages to get close enough and reaches out for the bottom rope. After a few tries, he grabs the rope. The ref then goes to Hayden to get him to break up the hold. However, Hayden won’t let go. So, the ref starts counting on him.
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Hayden lets go of the hold.*
JK: How dare Hayden not let go of the figure four?
TH: He has until five to let go, and he stopped at four.
JK: Oh, ha ha, Hoss.
*Both men get up, with TNT having to pull himself up with the ropes. Hayden comes up behind TNT and starts kicking at his knee again. After a few good kicks, TNT goes down. Hayden grabs his leg and drops an elbow onto his knee. Hayden then gets up, pulls TNT to the ropes, puts his leg on the bottom rope, jumps up, and drops down onto TNT’s knee with a senton. TNT rolls away, holding his knee. Hayden grabs his leg again and this time puts TNT into a spinning toe hold. TNT grabs at Hayden to get him to let go, but Hayden holds on. He turns around to apply the hold again, but TNT gets his over foot onto Hayden’s butt and pushes him off, sending Hayden flying through the ropes and to the outside.*
TH: Uh-oh! Michael Hayden went flying thanks to TNT while trying to apply that spinning toe hold again!
JK: He’s on the outside where TNT’s girls are. Hayden is in trouble!
*The ref checks on TNT, asking if he’s okay to keep going. As this goes on, Tracy, Nicole, and Talia sneak over to Hayden as he takes a breather. Hayden suddenly sees them and jumps looking for a fight. The ladies back off. As Hayden stalks them, TNT gets up. He reaches over the ropes and grabs Hayden by his hair, pulling him up. However, Hayden surprises TNT with a hangman. As he bounces off the top rope, Hayden grabs TNT’s leg and sweeps it, knocking him down to the mat again. Hayden then pulls TNT over to the ring post and slams his bad knee into the post. Hayden grabs TNT’s leg as the crowd cheers on and slams it against the post again.*
TH: Hayden being vicious with Toby Nicholas Tucker.
JK: I can’t believe the fans would cheer for a man’s knee being nearly maimed against that ring post. Have they no sympathy?
TH: After what he’s done in FAWA so far, I doubt it.
*TNT moves away from the post, holding his knee in pain. As the ref checks on TNT, Hayden tries to get back into the ring. However, Tracy runs up to Hayden pulls him off the apron. Nicole and Talia follow her and blast Hayden with a double clothesline. As TNT keeps the referee distracted, the girls pounce on Hayden with several stomps and kicks. Nicole then moves to the guardrail, jumping over it. Talia and Tracy grab Hayden’s legs, and they hit him with Storming The Beaches (Slingshot catapult from Talia and Tracy into a forearm smash from Nicole, knocking Hayden backwards, followed by a slingshot elbow drop over the guardrail from Nicole onto Hayden draped over Tracy and Talia’s knees).*
TH: Dammit! With the ref distracted, Tracy, Nicole, and Talia have taken out Michael Hayden with Storming The Beaches.
JK: Beautiful teamwork! This is why TNT brought them to ringside—to help him win.
TH: By cheating?
JK: Hey! Hayden was ramming TNT’s knee into the post. This is just payback, Hoss!
*The girls throw Hayden back into the ring. TNT gets up, telling the ref he’s okay to go. He then goes over to Hayden and stomps on him a few times before picking him up. TNT pushes Hayden back into the ropes and whips him across the ring. TNT backs himself into the ropes and bounces off of them to hit Hayden with a running big boot as he comes back. However, Hayden is able to duck it. TNT turns around as Hayden jumps onto the ropes and jumps off with The Close Up (Springboard European Uppercut), knocking TNT down. Hayden then goes to the top turnbuckle. TNT gets up, and Hayden jumps off with a crossbody. However, TNT catches him, throws Hayden onto his shoulders, and hits him with The Detonator (F-5 into a single leg gutbuster).*
TH: Close Up out of nowhere! Hayden goes to the top! But, TNT catches him, and good Gawd! A vicious Detonator to Hayden!
JK: Tucker wisely used his good knee for that move, and that may have evened things up for Tucker.
*TNT picks up Hayden and drops back down with a gutbuster. Hayden rolls off of TNT’s knee, holding his gut. TNT picks up Hayden again, locking him into a bearhug. He has it on tight, but Hayden immediately starts to fight out of it. He punches TNT several times to get out of the hold. So, TNT just rams him hard into a corner. TNT pulls Hayden from the corner and picks him back up into the bear hug. He has it locked on tight, and Hayden doesn’t try to punch his way out of it. However, he does pull back on TNT’s hair and bites his forehead. TNT lets go, dropping Hayden and staggering back, holding his head. Hayden then blasts TNT with a Double Shotei (Double palm strike to TNT’s chest). As Hayden poses after hit him, TNT falls back to the ropes.*
TH: Double Shotei knocks TNT back.
JK: Hayden is just an animal tonight! First slamming TNT’s knee in the post, and now biting him! He’s out of control.
*With TNT taking a bit of a breather by the ropes, the girls go over to check on him. However, Hayden runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, charges at TNT, and dropkicks him over the ropes. The girls get out of the way as TNT falls to the floor. The ladies help TNT up, but suddenly, Hayden runs to the ropes again, bounces off of them, runs across the ring, and dives through the ropes with a suicide dive onto TNT, knocking him and his ladies down to the floor. The crowd goes wild as they go down. Hayden gets up, climbs back into the ring, and waits for TNT to get up. He does, and Hayden slingshots himself over the ropes. However, TNT and his women move out of the way, and Hayden hits the floor hard.*
TH: Good Gawd! Michael Hayden missed that slingshot crossbody and hits the floor hard!
JK: That’s the risk you take with high-flying moves. Your opponent can move out of the way, and then there’s nothing to break your fall.
*The ref starts a count.
1…TNT takes a bit of a breather while Hayden lays on the floor and his girls get up.
2…TNT goes over to Hayden and stomps on him a bit.
3…TNT continues to stomp on Hayden.
4…TNT then picks up Hayden and punches him.
5…TNT lifts Hayden up and rams him back first into the steel post.
6…TNT throws Hayden back into the ring.
TNT reenters the ring as well. He picks up Hayden and hits him with the Gasoline Explosion (Torture rack cutter). He then goes for a pin.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Gasoline Explosion after Hayden got rammed into the steel post does not get the three count for TNT.
JK: I wonder if Hayden liked how that steel post felt. Didn’t feel too good, did it Michael!?
*TNT gets up and argues with the ref a little over the count. Hayden pulls himself up with the ropes. TNT then goes back to Hayden and punches him in the back, knocking Hayden down to his knees. TNT picks up Hayden and pulls him by his tights into a hard elbow shot to the back that knocks Hayden back to his knees. TNT picks up Hayden again and pushes him back into the corner. TNT then whips Hayden across the ring. He hits the turnbuckles hard, bouncing off of them. Suddenly, TNT charges at Hayden and knocks him down with a running big boot. TNT picks up Hayden again and hits him with a vicious backbreaker. Hayden rolls off of TNT’s leg in pain. TNT quickly pins Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Hayden kicks out again. But, I doubt he’ll be able to take much more punishment to his back.
JK: Oh, he can’t. They say back pain is just as bad as the pain from giving birth or having kidney stones. And, the more TNT works him over, the worst Hayden is gonna feel.
*TNT gets up and grabs Hayden’s legs. He wraps them around his legs, pulls back on his arms, and leans back, locking Hayden into a surfboard. Hayden screams out in pain. TNT has it locked on tight as his ladies cheer him on. The ref asks Hayden if he wants to give up, but he says no. Hayden starts to wiggle around to get out of it, but TNT has it locked on too tight. After about a minute, Hayden’s wiggling becomes too much for TNT, and he has to let go. TNT quickly rolls out of the way as Hayden falls to the mat. TNT gets up and drops an elbow onto Hayden. He then covers Hayden for a pin.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Another two count for TNT.
JK: I don’t know why TNT didn’t try to put Hayden back into the surfboard. Just because he had to let it go doesn’t he can’t put it back on Hayden. I would just go back to it if I was him.
*TNT gets up. Hayden crawls to the ropes, but TNT pounces on him with a senton. He then picks up Hayden and drapes him throat first onto the second rope. TNT quickly starts choking him against the rope. The ref quickly starts counting on him.
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TNT lets go. He then runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and jumps onto Hayden with senton, knocking him down to the mat. TNT gets up, puts his foot onto the back of Hayden’s head, pushes down. The ref does another count for him to stop.
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TNT lets go. The ref yells at TNT for that. TNT yells back, starting an argument. This distraction allows the girls come up to Hayden and punish him some more. Tracy hits with a hard punch to the head. Nicole punches Hayden as well. Talia, not wanting to be left out, gives Hayden a vicious punch as well.*
TH: Dear Gawd! They are just bending the rule and punishing Michael Hayden!
JK: Hey! TNT is just doing whatever it takes to win! It might not be kosher, but it’s working!
*TNT stops dealing with the ref and goes back to Hayden. He picks Hayden up and puts him into the corner. TNT starts punching Hayden, but Hayden suddenly starts punching back. Hayden punches his way out of the corner, but an eye poke from TNT stops his momentum. He whips Hayden into the opposite corner. Hayden hits the turnbuckles hard and bounces out. TNT suddenly hits Hayden in the back of the head with a bicycle kick, taking him down. TNT then grabs Hayden’s legs, pulls him to the center of the ring, and starts to swing him around in a giant swing. He swings Hayden around once, twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times, eight times, nine times, and stops at 10, letting Hayden go and fall down on the mat. He then pins Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Michael Hayden went spinning around, but he manages to hang on and kick out.
JK: TNT is just toying with Hayden down. He has this match in the bag.
*TNT gets up and argues over the count again. As he does this, Hayden recovers, sneaks up on TNT, and rolls him up in a school boy pin.
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TNT kicks out. Both men get up. Hayden charges at TNT, but TNT catches him with Flammable Material (Tilt-a-whirl gutbuster followed into a Russian leg sweep). He quickly covers Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Flammable Material stops Michael Hayden from making a comeback, but it doesn’t end the match.
JK: Okay, maybe toying with Hayden wasn’t the best idea. But, Tucker can be vicious. And, he should unleash that mean streak on Hayden soon.
*TNT grabs Hayden and locks him in Smoke Inhalation (Bridging cobra clutch). He has the move locked on tight. Hayden struggles to get out of it as well as keeping his shoulder up so that he doesn’t get pinned. However, it does go down, and the ref counts.
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Hayden gets his shoulder up. But, TNT still has the move locked on. Hayden keeps his shoulder up, but he gets a little tired and lets it drop.
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Hayden gets his shoulder back up. He keeps struggling to get out as the crowd cheers him on, but TNT still has the moved locked on tight. Eventually, Hayden lets his shoulder drop again.
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Hayden gets his shoulder up and bridges up. He starts to push himself and TNT off the mat. TNT struggles to keep him down. However, Hayden is able to get up. Suddenly, TNT rolls Hayden around, picks him up, and hits Hayden with the Electrical Explosion (Vertical suplex powerbomb). He quickly covers Hayden again.
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Hayden kicks out.*
TH: Electrical Explosion to Michael Hayden after he managed to get out of the Smoke Inhalation, but Hayden keeps this match going.
JK: This is why TNT is so dangerous—he has a backup move ready in case the one he’s going for fails. He’s brains and brawn rolled up into one.
*TNT grabs Hayden and locks him in a European lock. He has it locked on tight as Hayden struggles to get out of it. As this goes on, Talia sneaks up to a corner and tries to take off the cover of the top turnbuckle. However, she gets caught by the ref. The ref yells at her, but she denies trying to do anything. Of course, this is was her plan all along as Nicole goes to another corner and unties the cover of that corner’s top turnbuckle. She gets it untied, and Talia stops distracting the ref. The ref goes back to TNT and Hayden. Hayden is fading, and the ref grabs his arm for a submission. He lets it drop, and Hayden’s arm falls to the mat.
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The ref grabs Hayden’s arm again and lets it drop, which it does.
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The ref grabs Hayden’s arm again and lets it drop. However, it doesn’t go down this time. The crowd cheer Hayden starts to rally. He pulls himself and TNT up off the mat. Suddenly, TNT picks up Hayden for a suplex, but Hayden counters it into a DDT and then rolls over and puts TNT into the Yes Lock.*
TH: Yes Lock! I don’t believe it!
JK: How did he get out of the European headlock, DDT TNT, and lock in the Yes Lock?
TH: Michael Hayden has shown he can do just about anything in that ring.
JK: Yeah, but let’s not forget that untied turnbuckle cover just waiting to be exposed.
TH: I almost forgot about that.
JK: The ladies did good on that part, but TNT still needs to use it, if he can.
*TNT struggles to get out of the Yes Lock, but Hayden has it locked on tight. However, TNT is able to pull himself and Hayden a little bit toward the ropes. TNT reaches out with is leg to hit the bottom rope. After a few tries, he gets it. The ref tells Hayden to let go, but he refuses. So, the ref starts counting.
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Hayden lets go. He gets up and stomps on TNT. He then picks up TNT and tries to whip him into a corner, but TNT reverses it. Hayden hits the turnbuckles, and TNT charges at him. However, Hayden gets his boots up; and TNT hits them. He staggers back, and Hayden climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Hayden jumps onto TNT’s back, but TNT rams him into the corner before he can do anything. TNT walks away to get a breather, but Hayden comes charging out of the corner. However, TNT sidesteps him, and Hayden ends up colliding with the ref.*
TH: Oh no! Hayden and the ref collided!
JK: TNT got out of the way, but I doubt he knew Hayden was gonna hit the ref.
TH: Yeah, that was clearly an accident.
*The ref is shaken but gets up. TNT’s girls go over to check on him, but he brushes them off, thinking something’s up. Hayden goes over and yells at them as well. As this goes on, TNT goes to the untied turnbuckle cover and pulls it off. He then attacks Hayden from behind with a few punches. TNT then grabs Hayden and then tries to ram his head onto the exposed turnbuckle. However, Hayden blocks it with his foot, grabs TNT, and slams his head onto the exposed turnbuckle.*
TH: Well, that backfired!
JK: That wasn’t supposed to happen!
TH: But, it did!
*TNT is out on his feet. Hayden starts punching at him and moves away whenever TNT swings for a punch. Hayden keeps punching at TNT and ducking his punches. Hayden eventually punches TNT back into the ropes. He tries to punch his way out, but Hayden moves out of the way, and TNT rolls over to the corner. Hayden hits TNT with a shotei, knocking him back into the corner. He then climbs up to the second turnbuckle and punches him several times. TNT is able to get his arm onto Hayden’s chest and pushes him off. TNT comes out of the corner, but Hayden hits him with another shotei. He falls back to the ropes and rolls around until he can pull himself out. Hayden goes for another punch, but TNT blocks it and spins Hayden around. However, Hayden spins around and counters with the Kana-kazie (spinning back fist, followed by a right hook), knocking TNT down.*
TH: Kana-kazie knocks out TNT.
JK: The ref needs to check on Tucker. He might have a concussion.
*Hayden waits for TNT to get up. He pulls himself up with the ropes and stands up. Hayden then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits TNT with a corkscrew dropkick. TNT falls back into the ropes but bounces off of them and stays on his feet. Hayden gets up, charges at TNT, and hits him with another corkscrew dropkick. TNT stays standing. So, Hayden gets up and goes for another corkscrew dropkick. This one finally knocks down TNT. He quickly covers him.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: TNT survives Hayden’s onslaught of corkscrew dropkicks.
JK: He got knocked out, and it still took 3 corkscrew dropkicks to take him down. TNT might be able to pull off the comeback.
*Hayden gets up, picks up TNT, and punches back into the ropes. He then whips TNT across the ring. As TNT bounces off the ropes, Hayden kicks him in the gut. TNT bends over, and Hayden grabs him, hits him with a Russian leg sweep, and rolls it over into the Lightning Lock Beta. He has it locked on tight. However, they are close enough to TNT to grab the bottom rope. He reaches out for it, but it’s just out of his grasp. Luckily for him, Tracy goes over to cheer TNT on. As she does, she grabs the bottom rope and pushes it closer to him. This allows TNT to grab the rope. The ref makes Hayden let go of the hold. Then, he yells at Tracy for interfering, and she just acts innocent. Hayden goes to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with Bob-oms Away! (Warrior's Way Double Stomp). He then covers TNT.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: Bob-oms Away! And… this… might… NO! TNT kicks out.
JK: He survived that and the Lightning Lock Beta! TNT is one tough cookie!
TH: Well, he survived the Lightning Lock Beta thanks to Tracy Jones pushing the bottom rope to his hand.
JK: Hey! She was just cheering TNT on. Her hand happened to push the rope it. Innocent mistake!
*Hayden gets up and goes back to the top turnbuckle. He waits for TNT to get up. He does, and Hayden jumps off. However, TNT turns around and blasts Hayden with a discus elbow smash, knocking him down. TNT looks dazed but regains his composure. He goes over to Hayden, but Hayden surprises him by locking him back into the Yes Lock. The crowd goes wild as TNT struggles to get out of the hold. Tracy Jones jumps up onto the apron and tries to get into the ring. The ref goes to stop her, and they argue. Because of this, Hayden has to let go of the hold. He goes over to Tracy and blasts her with a hard punch, knocking Tracy off the apron and down onto the steel guardrail. Nicole and Talia rush to her aid.*
TH: Tracy Jones gets knocked off the apron and lands on the guardrail!
JK: Why would he do that to an innocent woman!?
TH: That innocent woman was trying to get into the ring and forced him to let go of the Yes Lock.
JK: She just got too excited! Hasn’t that ever happened to you!?
*Hayden goes back to the top turnbuckle and waits for TNT to get up. He does, and Hayden jumps off with a missile dropkick. TNT goes down, and Hayden covers him.
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TNT kicks out. Hayden gets up and picks up TNT. He pushes TNT into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but TNT reverses it. Hayden bounces off the ropes, and TNT goes for a hip toss. However, Hayden blocks it, rolls under TNT’s arm, and tries to put him in a backslide pin. TNT manages to stay on his feet. Hayden keeps trying to hit the backslide, but TNT pushes him to the corner. However, Hayden puts his feet onto the top turnbuckle, pushes off of it, rolls over TNT, and hits him with the Paparazzi Plunge (Devil Lock DDT). Hayden quickly covers TNT.
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TNT kicks out.*
TH: Paparazzi Plunge out of nowhere, but it still wasn’t enough to put TNT away!
JK: He has taken everything Hayden has thrown at him and just brushed it off.
TH: Not everything. Hayden still has a lot left in the tank.
JK: Yeah, but so does TNT.
*Both men get up. Hayden punches TNT back into the corner. He then whips TNT across the ring and charges at him with a clothesline splash, hitting TNT. Hayden punches TNT several times and then tries to whip him back into the opposite corner. However, TNT reverses it. TNT charges after Hayden, but Hayden grabs the ropes and jumps up. TNT goes under him and catches him on his shoulder. He then turns around and charges at the other corner, but Hayden slips off of TNT’s shoulder and pushes him into the turnbuckles. Hayden then runs to the far side ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at TNT. However, TNT catches him with the Combustible Element (Lifting side slam into a backbreaker).*
TH: Good Gawd! Combustible Element out of nowhere!
JK: I told you! I told you that TNT was gonna comeback. And, this is the beginning of it!
*TNT takes a breather for a few seconds. He then starts showboating as the crowd boos. The girls applaud as TNT mimes a shotgun to Hayden. He then goes to grab Hayden, but Hayden surprises him with the Yes Lock again! The crowd goes wild, but TNT is too close to the ropes. He gets his foot on the bottom rope, and the ref calls for a break. Hayden won’t let go, so the ref counts on him.
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Hayden lets go. Both men get up. Hayden runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits TNT with a running front dropkick that knocks him over the ropes and to the floor. TNT gets up. He climbs up onto the apron. Tracy and Nicole come up to him with a towel and a bottle of water (who knows where they got those) and hand them to him. TNT takes the towel and wipes himself off and then drinks the water. The ref gets onto TNT for stalling, and TNT argues back. Hayden tries to go over and bring TNT back into the match. However, Talia Bell sneaks into the ring and blasts him in the back on the head with a clubbing forearm blow. Hayden falls to his knees, and Talia jumps onto the ropes and jumps off with Vanishing Point (Springboard roundhouse kick). She then sneaks back out of the ring.*
TH: I don’t believe this! Again the ref is distracted, allowing Talia Bell to hit Michael Hayden with Vanishing Point!
JK: Hey! TNT needed a breather! The ref should have just let him be, and that way Talia wouldn’t have been able to attack him.
*TNT comes back into the ring and drops an elbow onto Hayden. He nonchalantly covers Hayden.
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Hayden kicks out. The crowd goes wild. TNT jumps up, very upset he didn’t get the win there. TNT argues with the ref over the count. He then goes back to Hayden and stomps on him for a bit. TNT then picks up Hayden, looking to hit him with Dynamite (Reverse thrown F-5 into a forward Russian legsweep). However, Hayden slips off of TNT’s shoulders and hits him with a neckbreaker. The crowd cheers louder as TNT lays on the mat. Hayden gets up and grabs TNT’s legs. Suddenly, TNT pushes Hayden off, sending Hayden flying into the referee and squashing him in the corner. They both go down, holding their heads*
TH: Oh no! The ref got knocked down again!
JK: Another accident, but this one really took out the ref.
*TNT gets up and picks up Hayden. However, Hayden surprises him by taking TNT down to the mat and putting him into another Yes Lock. The crowd cheers on as TNT taps out, but the ref is still down and can’t call for the bell. This allows Tracy to run into the ring and kick Hayden off of TNT.*
TH: Dammit! Michael Hayden had this match won!
JK: The ref was down. He didn’t see TNT tap.
TH: And, Tracy Jones takes advantage.
*Tracy picks up Hayden and whips him into the ropes. As he bounces off the ropes, Tracy goes for a clothesline. But, Hayden ducks it. Tracy turns around right into RONALDO!! (pele kick). Nicole comes into ring as Hayden gets up, but Hayden charges at her with RONALDO DOS!! (running single leg dropkick). Talia comes into the ring as Hayden gets up, but before she can even get on her feet, Hayden charges at her with RONALDO TRÉS!! (sliding single leg dropkick to a kneeling opponent).*
TH: RONALDO! UNO! DOS! TRÉS!
JK: Dammit! How can he attack those young ladies like that!?
TH: They attacked him first.
JK: So!?
*Hayden picks up Talia and throws her out of the ring. He then does the same to Nicole and Tracy. Hayden then goes to TNT and picks him up onto his knees. However, TNT hits him with a low blow. Hayden bends over in pain, and TNT gets up and picks him up onto his shoulders. He tries for Dynamite again, but Hayden slips off and rolls TNT into a crucifix. TNT rolls over onto his feet. Both men get up. TNT charges at Hayden with a running big boot, but Hayden ducks it and runs to the ropes. TNT turns around as Hayden bounces off the ropes, and Hayden blasts him with a dropkick to the knee. TNT goes down. Hayden gets up with TNT on his knees, and Hayden blasts him with the Killshot (running knee to a kneeling opponent). Hayden goes over to the ref to wake him up and then pins TNT. The ref crawls over and makes the pin.
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The bell rings*
MM: Here is your winner—“HOLLYWOOD’S OWN” MICHAEL HAYDEN!
TH: Killshot puts away TNT as Michael Hayden gets his revenge!
JK: Dammit! TNT deserved better!
*Michael Hayden gets up and poses as the crowd cheers. Tracy, Nicole, and Talia grab TNT and sneak away with him as Hayden celebrates in the ring.*
TH: Now that Michael Hayden has gotten his revenge. Let’s get to a video package set up for our next match between the Caribbean Crew and the Breakfast Pack.
*The video package begins with Lauren Jamison making the Gookermania VII challenge and Rita answering, then we see Rita beat her in an upset only for Lauren to attack her afterwards. The video package continues with each member growing in the Crew, but the Breakfast Pack seeming to win. We also see the one moment where the Crew wins and embarrasses the Pack with the 90s get up. But the one-upmanship by the Crew continues, even involving the TNT team until the Crew earns the right to name the stipulation to their match and the announcement of the Caribbean Death Match.
The video package ends and we see the pool has been filled.*
TH: Well, with the pool filled, it is time for the Caribbean Death Match.
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Simple Minds!
*Simple Minds take the stage to play The Breakfast Pack’s music, “Don’t You Forget About Me”*
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhhhohhhhhohhhohhhhwooooo
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
Don't you, forget about me
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you, forget about me
Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down
Will you recognize me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhhohhhhohhhohhhhwooooo
Don't you try and pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security
Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby
Don't you, forget about me
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you, forget about me
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away
Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on, call my name
Will you call my name?
I say
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
Lala la la lala la la
When you walk on by, and you call my name
*A bunch of dancers dressed in ‘80s clothing come out and dance as The Breakfast Pack comes out to the boos of the crowd. Nick has on his letterman’s jacket, Choose Breakfast T-shirt, purple tights with a green lightning design on them and green wrist tape, elbow pads, knee pads, and boots. Shaun is wearing black and purple checkered wrestling tights, black wrist tape, and black boots. Lauren is wearing purple pants and top with white Valley girl slang written all over them, with 5'' between and white boots and elbow pads. Beth has on black pants and top, with 5'' between them with purple skull and cross bones on the butt and down the legs and black boots and elbow pads with a purple skull and cross bones on them. They all dance their way to the ring and keep dancing until the song stops. The Pack and the dancers hold their fists up in the air when the song stops. The dancers leave, and the Pack enter the ring. Nick takes off his jacket and shirt and places them in his team’s corner.*
JK: Man! What an entrance!
TH: They are spending the big bucks for Gookermania!
JK: Though, I doubt they had to spend much to get Simple Minds here.
MM: Now, please welcome, Eddie Grant!
*Eddie Grant and his band take the stage to play The Caribbean Crew’s music, “Electric Avenue”:*
Boy
Boy
Now in the street there is violence
An' an' a lots of work to be done
No place to hang all our washing
An' an' I can't blame all on the sun
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Workin' so hard like a soldier
Can't afford a thing on TV
Deep in my heart I am warrior
Can't get food for them kid
Good God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh Lord, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Who is to blame in one country?
Never can get to the one
Dealin' in multiplication
And they still can't feed everyone
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh, out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the daytime
Out in the night
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the playground
In the dark side of town
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Hey, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher, Electric Avenue
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher, Electric Avenue
*A parade of people dressed up like Carnival come out. Then, the Caribbean Crew comes out as pyro goes off behind them. Benjamin is wearing black tights with the Jamaican flag down the sides of the legs and the Jamaican coat of arms on the butt; black boots with the Jamaican flag on each side; and white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Tony is wearing black tights with the Cuban flag down the legs and the Cuban coat of arms on the butt; black boots with the Cuban flag on the sides; and white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Marie is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: white top and black tights with the Haitian flag down the legs and the Haitian coat of arms on the butt, white wrist tape, white elbow pads, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Rita is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: white top and black tights with the Puerto Rican flag down the legs and the Puerto Rican coat of arms on the butt, black boots with the Puerto Rican flag on the sides; white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. They all walk down to the ring and enter it. Then, they each climb to the top of a turnbuckle, hold up their arms in a X, and then jump down.*
TH: Man, this is fancier than the Pack’s entrance.
JK: Like I said, they had to have saved some money on the acts. I guarantee you Eddie Grant worked for coconuts.
TH: Will you stop!?
MM: The following contest is a Caribbean Death Match, scheduled for one fall. The rules are as followed. By the stage is a 4 foot deep pool of water as wide and long as this wrestling ring with a platform next to it. In order to win the match, one team must throw their opponents into the pool and hold each one under water for two minutes. A person must have their head under the water for the clock to start and get his or her head above the water to stop the clock. Because of these rules, there will be no pinfalls, submissions, disqualifications, and countouts. And, because there are no disqualifications, once a person has been eliminated, he or she can stay in the match to help out their partners. However, once someone has been eliminated, they cannot officially eliminate someone who’s still in the match, but they can help their partners still in the match.
Now, introducing first, at a combined weight of 726 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Nick Britt, Shaun Clark, Beth Graham, and Lauren Jamison, THE BREAKFAST PACK! And, their opponents, at a combined weight 732 pounds, from The Caribbean Islands—Benjamin Bannock, Antonio Colón, Marie Martinique, and Rita Perez, THE CARIBBEAN CREW!
TH: Well, those are the rules. And, we will have a graphic on the screen and FAWAtron that will let everyone know who’s been eliminated and who’s still in.
JK: Good, because this will get confusing with 8 people in this match.
*The bell rings. The Crew and the Pack immediately start fighting with each other. Nick and Benjamin square off, punching each other. Shaun and Tony are fighting each other. Marie is attacking Beth. And, Rita has gone after Lauren. Rita punches Lauren back into the corner and then whips her across the ring. Rita charges at Lauren, but Lauren gets a boot up, hitting Rita and knocking her back. Lauren then charges out of the corner, hitting Rita with Borderline (Corkscrew flying forearm smash), knocking her down.*
TH: That’s new!
JK: Lauren Jamison calls that the Borderline. She and Beth have been coming up with some new moves to bust out in this match.
TH: That’s smart. This is gonna be an all out war, and they might need them.
*Lauren gets up and goes over to help Beth deal with Marie. Over in another corner, Nick is slamming Benjamin’s head onto the top turnbuckle. He then punches Benjamin in the head over and over again. Nick then whips Benjamin across the ring. Benjamin hits the turnbuckles and bounces out of them. Nick charges at Benjamin, but Benjamin ducks a punch from Nick and dropkicks Nick into the corner. Benjamin gets up and unleashes a flurry of punches onto Nick. He then monkey flips Nick out of the corner. Both men get up, and Benjamin hits Nick with the Reggae Kick (Superkick), knocking him back and over the ropes.*
TH: Reggae Kick takes out Nick Britt.
JK: There’s so much going on. And, they haven’t even gotten to any weapons yet.
TH: I doubt they will take long.
*Benjamin charges at Shaun, who’s choking Tony on the bottom rope with his feet on Tony’s back. Benjamin jumps over Shaun and hip tosses him out of the ring. Meanwhile, Beth and Lauren are working over Marie. They push her back into the ropes and whip her across the ring. They go for a double clothesline, but Marie ducks it. Beth and Lauren turn around right into a double clothesline from Marie. However, they quickly get up. Suddenly, Rita grabs Beth from behind and hits her with a reverse DDT. Rita gets up, and Lauren charges at her with a clothesline. But, Rita ducks it with a Matrix evasion, and Lauren ends up running into a superkick from Marie. Lauren staggers back, and Rita gets up and hits Lauren with the The Perez Slam (Full nelson wheelbarrow facebuster).*
TH: Perez Slam from Rita! She’s showing no signs of injury!
JK: But, she is most definitely a target. She’s still gotta be suffering a little from Summerfest. And, The Pack would be wise to take advantage of that.
*Rita gets up. Suddenly, Beth charges at Rita with a clothesline that sends her and Beth over the ropes and to the floor. Beth gets up and tries to get back into the ring, but Marie stops her with a baseball slide that sends Beth falling back into the guardrail. Marie gets up, and so does Lauren. Lauren hits Marie with a bicycle kick, sending her over the ropes. Lauren turns around right into a clothesline from Tony that sends her over the ropes as well. Tony turns around right into a double superkick from Nick and Shaun, sending him over the ropes. Nick and Shaun then high five each other. However, this allows Benjamin to run in and hit them with a running front dropkick to them both (a leg for each one), knocking them out of the ring. Everyone on the outside soon gets up. Benjamin then runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes, runs back, jumps onto the top rope, and jumps off with a springboard crossbody onto Nick and Shaun and knocking everyone down.*
TH: Good Gawd! Benjamin Bannock took out his own partners with that.
JK: Emotions are running high, Hoss! There’s not gonna be a lot of thinking in this match.
*The ref goes over to check on them. Benjamin and Nick get up. Benjamin starts punching Nick, knocking him towards the pool by the entrance stage. Nick tries to get away, but Benjamin grabs him and slams him head first onto the guardrail. Benjamin then grabs Nick, drags him to the pool, and pulls him up the platform steps. Benjamin then tries to throw Nick into the pool, but Nick hits him with a punch to the crotch. Benjamin falls back to a guardrail at the edge of the platform. Nick then pounces on Benjamin with several punches before trying to throw him into the pool. However, Benjamin holds onto the rail. Benjamin then pulls Nick in and back body drops him over the guardrail and onto the floor.*
TH: Uh-oh! That didn’t work out for Nick as he goes flying over the platform!
JK: I would say that landing in the pool would have been better, but he would have hit flat against the water surface. And, that can hurt just as bad as landing on the floor.
*Nick manages to get up, and Benjamin grabs him by his hair over the rail. Nick rakes Benjamin’s eyes and gets away. Nick tries to make his way back to the ring, but Benjamin is able to recover quickly. He jumps onto the guardrail, runs across it, and jumps off with a diving clothesline, knocking down Nick. Benjamin then pounces on him with several punches.*
TH: Good Gawd! Diving clothesline from the platform barricade!
JK: This guy is nuts, Hoss!
*Benjamin gets up and drags Nick back to the ring. By the ringside area, everyone else has recovered and are fighting again. Shaun and Tony are fighting in a guardrail corner. Beth and Rita are battling in the ring. And, Lauren beats down on Marie at the far side of the ringside area. In the ring, Rita has Beth sitting on the second rope and punches her over the top rope, with Beth bouncing up each time. Eventually, Rita hits Beth so hard that she falls over onto the floor. Rita exits the ring and goes after Beth. She grabs an electrical cord near the timekeeper’s area, wraps it around Beth’s neck, and chokes her with it. Beth struggles to get away, but Rita has her by the neck and won’t let go. Luckily for Beth, Lauren comes over and hits Rita in the back of the head with True Blue (roundhouse kick), knocking Rita down and allowing Beth to get free.*
TH: True Blue save Beth Graham from turning blue.
JK: Cute, Hoss.
TH: You like that one.
JK: Yeah, it was hilarious.
*Lauren tries to pick up Rita, but Marie comes up behind her and hits her a forearm shot to the back of the head. This sends Lauren flying over the guardrail. Marie follows and attacks Lauren as she gets up. Marie punches Lauren back into the crowd. Then, she whips Lauren into the guardrail, and Lauren goes flying over it, landing hard on the floor. Marie then runs to the guardrail, jumps onto it, and jumps off. However, Beth pushes Lauren out of the way and catches Marie, hitting her with Captain EO (Spinning sitout spinebuster) onto the floor.*
TH: Good Gawd! What a vicious move!
JK: Beth calls that Captain EO, and it was just as ugly as that ride.
*Over on the other side of the arena, Shaun and Tony have been fighting through the crowd, kicking and punching each other this whole time. Shaun eventually gets the upperhand with a kick to the groin and a swinging neckbreaker. He then picks up Tony, drags him to the guardrail, and throws him over it. Tony gets up, and Shaun jumps up onto the guardrail. However, Tony kicks the guardrail, causing Shaun to fall and lands stomach first onto the rail. Tony then hits Shaun with The Buena Vista Social Club (grabs Shaun’s hair, kicks him 3 times in the chest, and then hits Shaun with a leg drop bulldog). Shaun falls over onto the floor.*
TH: Buena Vista Social Club to Shaun Clark over the guardrail.
JK: It’s getting ugly, Hoss. And, it’s gonna get uglier.
*In the ring, Benjamin has had Nick in a kneebar. Nick has been trying to kick his way out. Benjamin has managed to hold on, but one good kick finally gets him to let go. Nick crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. However, Benjamin pounces on him and punches him into a corner. Benjamin soon throws Nick out of the corner with a monkey flip. After he hits the mat, Benjamin climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Benjamin jumps off with a 450 splash, but Nick rolls out of the way. Benjamin hits the mat and rolls around in pain. Both men manage to get up. Benjamin charges at Nick, but Nick catches him and hits him with In The Name Of Love (Scoop lift reverse DDT).*
TH: I see the girls of the Pack aren’t the only ones with new moves.
JK: Nick calls that In The Name Of Love.
TH: Shouldn’t that be Pride (In The Name Of Love)?
JK: Well… Um…
*Tony runs into the ring to attack Nick, but Nick stops him with a dropkick. Nick then stomps on Tony for a bit before dropping down to choke him. On the outside, Beth and Lauren have been double-teaming Rita, but Rita has managed to fight them off from time to time. However, they take Rita to the floor with a double suplex and the throw her into the ring. Beth and Lauren enter the ring and put Rita into a corner. As they punch her, Nick stops choking Tony and gets up. He yells at Beth and Lauren to whip Rita to him. They do, and Nick charges at her with a clothesline. However, Rita ducks it and jumps onto the second turnbuckle behind him. Nick turns around, and Rita jumps off, twisting around with a crossbody. She takes Nick down. Rita gets up, and Beth and Lauren charge at her. However, Rita catches them both with a double Japanese arm drag. They go down. Rita gets up and poses for the crowd. Nick starts moving around. Rita turns around and waits for him to get into position. He does, and Rita charges at him with GOAL! (Running soccer kick to the head on a downed Nick), which sends Nick rolling to the outside. The crowd starts chanting “OLE!” like in a soccer match.*
TH: GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!
JK: I feel like a riot is gonna break out soon.
*Rita then goes to Beth. However, while she was down, Beth has pulled some brass knuckles from her pants. Rita picks Beth up, and Beth hits her with the knucks, knocking her down. Beth stomps on Rita as Shaun climbs onto the apron. Beth picks up Rita, and Shaun jumps up onto the top rope. He jumps off, and they hit Rita with Back To The Future (Springboard dropkick(Shaun)/Reverse STO (Beth) combo).*
TH: Back To The Future! I’m surprised we haven’t seen a lot more double-teaming in this match.
JK: I’m guessing they’re saving that for when they get to the pool.
*Beth and Shaun get up and high five. Shaun turns around and is suddenly hit by Tony with a lariat takedown; he also dropkicks Beth at the same time, taking them both down. Tony gets up, only to be taken down with a missile dropkick from Nick out of nowhere. Nick gets up and stomps Tony as he crawls to the ropes. Nick then goes through the top and second rope and grabs Tony by his hair and punches him several times. Nick lets up and moves back. He grabs Tony’s legs and catapults him up neck first into the bottom rope. Tony rolls around holding his neck. Nick pulls him away from the ropes and picks him up. Nick tries to hit Tony with a DDT, but suddenly, Marie runs in and hits Nick with a superkick. He falls back, letting go of Tony. However, Nick tries to attack Marie, but she stops him with a dropkick. They both get up, and Marie charges at Nick. However, Nick catches her with a scoop lift, but Marie is able to swift her weight, land on her feet, and hit Nick with MINUSTAH (High speed spinning headlock elbow drop).*
TH: MINUSTAH!
JK: Damn! I’m amazed Marie Martinique was able to hit that.
*Lauren attacks Marie from behind as she gets up. She throws Marie into the corner and then whips her across the ring into the opposite corner. Lauren charges at her, but Marie stops her with a back elbow. Lauren staggers back and charges at Marie with a dropkick, but Marie backs up enough for Lauren to fall and hit the mat. Marie then grabs Lauren’s legs and rolls her over into a Boston crab. Lauren struggles to get out of it, but Marie has it on tight. Beth gets up and tries to attack Marie, but Benjamin runs in and clotheslines Beth. Shaun gets up and attacks Benjamin from behind. He punches Benjamin to the ropes and then tries to whip him; but Benjamin reverses it. As Shaun bounces off the ropes, Benjamin charges at Shaun and hits him with a one-arm spinning side slam. With Shaun down, Benjamin jumps up and drops down onto Shaun with the Rastafarian Leg Drop (Double leg drop).*
TH: Rastafarian Leg Drop to Shaun Clark!
JK: They are busting out the big moves left and right, Hoss.
*Benjamin gets up, but Nick throws him out of the ring. Nick climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a diving crossbody onto Benjamin. Nick gets up and picks up Benjamin. He whips Benjamin into the steel steps, sending Benjamin flying over them. Nick goes after him as Benjamin crawls away. Nick goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Nick waits for Benjamin to get up. He does, and Nick tries to hit him with the chair. But, Benjamin kicks him in the crotch to stop him. Benjamin goes to grab the chair, but Beth rolls out of the ring and hits Benjamin from behind. Benjamin turns around, and Beth backs off. Benjamin is about to give chase, but Nick recovers and hits Benjamin in the back with the chair.*
TH: Dammit! Benjamin Bannock gets blasted with the chair after the distraction from Beth Graham.
JK: That was good teamwork. She provided the distraction, and Nick took advantage.
*Tony grabs Nick through the ropes, but Nick gets free and blasts Tony with the chair, knocking him out in the ring. Nick and Beth pick up Benjamin and whip him into the steel steps. Nick then charges Benjamin, who’s sitting by the steps, and Nick hits him with a knee to the head. Then, Beth charges at Benjamin as well, also hitting him in the head with a knee.*
TH: Two knees to the head of Benjamin against those steel steps.
JK: The Pack is looking to really stop the Crew from getting their revenge. And, that’s the way to go about it.
*Beth and Nick pick up Benjamin and drag him to the pool. He tries to fight them off, but Nick and Beth manage to overpower him. They finally reach the pool and drag him up the stairs of the platform. Nick holds Benjamin while Beth climbs up the guardrail. They are trying to hit him with the Raging Bull (Powerbomb (Nick)/springboard flying clothesline (Beth) combo). However, Marie comes out of nowhere with the chair and slams it across Nick’s back, causing him to fall and Benjamin to land on top of him. Beth drops down, but Marie rams the chair into her gut and whacks her over the back with it.*
TH: Marie Martinique makes the save with the chair.
JK: Benjamin better thank his lucky stars for her.
*Benjamin is punching on Nick. Marie is about to hit Beth with the chair again, but Beth surprises her with a spear, sending them both into the pool. The crowd goes wild that someone has finally gone into the pool. Benjamin picks up Nick and pushes him close to the edge. He goes for a punch, but Nick ducks it. Benjamin spins around, and Nick grabs him with a belly-to-back suplex, sending them both into the pool.*
TH: We’re in the pool!
JK: Finally! Those sexy ladies are getting wet!
TH: Oh joy! I was wondering when this side of King would come out.
*All four are in the pool fighting. Beth and Marie are duking it out near the edge while Benjamin and Nick are chopping each other. Beth suddenly pokes Marie in the eye and tries to slam her onto the edge of the pool. Marie manages to block her. As they struggle, Marie gets her foot onto the edge and pushes off, sending them both under the water. The clock starts, and both girls struggle to get up. Nick sees this and pokes Benjamin in the eye to get away and go help Beth. However, Benjamin manages to recover quickly and grabs him. They go down and start to struggle. Suddenly, Marie comes up out of the water, and she has Beth locked into an elevated Boston crab with a knee in the back. Nick also gets up, and he has Benjamin held under the water with a sleeper hold. The clock ticks down.
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MM: Benjamin Bannock and Beth Graham have been eliminated! Three people remain on each team!
TH: Benjamin and Beth are out, but they can still stay and help their partners.
JK: That was smart on Nick and Marie’s part to keep them under with submission holds! That was easier to do than just hold them under.
*The graphic on the screen cross of Benjamin and Beth’s names. Nick and Marie let go of their holds and go after each other. They fight, Beth and Benjamin recover. After a while, they then go to help their partners. Back in the ring, Shaun has had Tony in a stretch plum for a good while, Lauren and Rita have been fighting on the outside. Lauren tries to whip Rita into a guardrail, but Rita reverses it and sends her flying over the guardrail. Rita then goes to under the ring and pulls out a Singapore cane. She slides into the ring and whacks Shaun in the back with it, causing him to let go of the stretch plum. Tony rolls out of the ring. Shaun gets up and tries to attack Rita, but she whacks him with the cane again.*
TH: Rita Perez going to town with that cane on Shaun Clark.
JK: He’s gonna feel that in the morning.
*Rita keeps on whacking Shaun with the cane. He falls to the ropes, and she wails on his back. Suddenly, Lauren comes running back to the ring, climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off with a flying neckbreaker to Rita. Lauren gets up, picks up Rita, puts the cane around her neck, and hits Rita with a Russian leg sweep. Lauren picks up Rita again and this time hits her with Papa Don’t Preach (Hammerlock legsweep DDT).*
TH: Lauren Jamison takes back over definitively.
JK: Lauren calls that move Papa Don’t Preach. And, it was effective.
*Lauren gets up and stomps on Rita. Shaun recovers and joins her. Then, they pick up Rita and hit her with Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (Spinning Sole Kick from Lauren followed by a Superkick from Shaun followed by an Enzuigiri (Lauren)/Superkick (Shaun) combo).*
TH: Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo takes out Rita.
JK: They might take her out like they did at Summerfest.
TH: Boy, I hope not.
*Shaun and Lauren get up and high five. Then, Lauren goes over to grab Rita. Unfortunately for them, Tony runs back into the ring and hits Shaun with a running bulldog, dropkicking Lauren in the butt and sending her out of the ring as well. Tony gets up and jumps onto Shaun with a senton. He stays on Shaun with several punches. Tony then gets up and pushes Shaun into the ropes. Rita gets up, and Tony yells at her to get ready. Then, Tony whips Shaun to Rita, and they hit him with Tropical Storm (Rita hits Shaun with a superkick, followed into a German suplex from Antonio).*
TH: Tropical Storm takes out Shaun Clark.
JK: Both Packers are out. Now would be the time to take them to the pool.
*Tony and Rita pick up Shaun and throw him out the ring. Lauren runs into the ring and tries to attack them, but they hit her with a double superkick. Rita and Tony then grab Lauren and throw her out of the ring. Tony and Rita exit the ring and grab Shaun and Lauren respectively. Then, they drag the Pack members to the pool. At the pool, we see that the other have made it out of the pool. Nick is choking Benjamin on the guardrail while Beth has Marie in a Texas cloverleaf. Tony and Rita throw Shaun and Lauren into the pool wall and then go to help their partners. Tony attacks Nick, and they go fighting off the platform. Rita hits Beth with a bulldog, getting her off of Marie. Rita then grabs Beth by the hair and slams her down on the platform several times. She then picks up Beth and whips her into the guardrail. Rita then climbs over the guardrail and locks Beth in the Bite Of The Dragon. Beth yells out in pain. Marie has recovered and sees Beth in the Bite Of The Dragon. She gets an evil look in her eye and goes over to Beth. She then starts using Beth as a punching bag to make it worse for her.*
TH: Bite Of The Dragon on the guardrail! That has got to hurt!
JK: And now Marie Martinique is punching Beth! That’s not right!
TH: But, it is legal!
JK: That’s true.
*Lauren comes up the platform and attacks Marie, stopping her. Lauren then attacks Rita, who can’t really fight back. Eventually, Rita lets go of Beth and falls down. Lauren checks on Beth, but Marie gets up, grabs Lauren by her hair, and tries to throw her into the pool. Lauren elbows Marie in the gut and tries to throw her into the pool. Marie fights her off. They duke it out until Marie kicks Lauren in the gut and DDTs her on the platform. She gets up and attacks Beth. Beth fights back, and they get close to the edge. Marie goes for a punch, but Beth catches her on her shoulders and hits her with The Elephant Man’s Bones (Fireman’s carry facebuster) on the platform.*
TH: Good Gawd!
JK: That was another new move from Beth Graham, called The Elephant Man’s Bones!
TH: Clever.
JK: Yeah, you gotta be a big Michael Jackson fan to know that one.
*Beth goes to pick up Marie, but Rita grabs Beth’s leg from under the guardrail. She sweeps the legs, knocking Beth down and pulls her off the platform. Marie gets up, but Lauren quickly grabs her and hits her with the Lucky Star (Springboard bulldog) off the guardrail and into the pool.*
TH: Lucky Star into the pool!
JK: Face first into the pool! That has to hurt!
*Lauren and Marie get up, taking deep breaths. They start punching one another. Eventually, Lauren gets her leg behind Marie’s and sweeps her down under the water. Marie struggles to get up, but Lauren holds her down, and the clock starts. Lauren has Marie under for 30 seconds until Tony runs up the platform and jumps off with a flying clothesline, hitting Lauren off of Marie. Marie jumps up taking deep breaths as the clock stops.*
TH: Antonio Colón saves the day for Marie!
JK: Lauren should have has someone with her to make sure that didn’t happen.
*Lauren gets up and tries to swim away, but Tony grabs her legs and pulls her down. The clock starts as Lauren struggles to break from Tony. Luckily for her, Shaun rushes up the platform and jumps at Tony with a flying clothesline of his own. This saves Lauren from elimination as she breaks free and gets out of the pool.*
TH: Shaun Clark does the same for Lauren Jamison.
JK: Those ladies are getting soaked! I love it, Hoss!
*Shaun and Tony start fighting, eventually going under the water. The clock starts as they fight with each other. Both men go at it furiously as the clock ticks down. Eventually, it gets close to the end.
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MM: Shaun Clark and Antonio Colón have been eliminated! Two members from each team are left.
TH: Shaun and Antonio were so focused in their fight they lost track of the clock.
JK: They should have a waterproof clock in the pool.
TH: That’s not a bad idea.
JK: Thanks, Hoss.
TH: Well, a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
*The graphic crosses out Shaun and Tony’s names. They come up, taking deep breaths. Shaun exits the pool. Tony follows and attacks him. They end up joining their teammates who are fighting by the entranceway. Beth and Rita have been going at it for a while. Rita has gained the upperhand and is about to whip Beth into the pool wall. However, Beth holds onto her hand and hits Rita with Bubbles (Wristlock sitout side slam) onto the floor.*
TH: Good Gawd!
JK: That was Bubbles, and it had to hurt.
*Beth then goes over to Lauren, who’s fighting with Marie on the ramp. Marie takes Lauren down with a clothesline and mounts her for some punches. However, Beth grabs Marie from behind, pulls her off, and hits Marie with an arm-trap neckbreaker slam. Lauren gets up, and they stomp on Marie for a bit. Then, they pick up Marie and drag her to the pool. They pull her up the stairs and then throw her off into the pool. Beth and Lauren jump in and attack Marie. Marie starts to fight back, but they overpower her and pull her down under the water. The clock ticks down as Marie struggles to get up. Beth and Lauren hold her down. However, Marie manages to get her arms under Beth and Lauren’s legs. She lifts up, picking up Lauren and Beth and stopping the clock, and drops them into the water.*
TH: Marie Martinique manages to save herself in impressive fashion.
JK: Yeah, but she can’t hold down either Beth or Lauren by herself with the other free. She needs help, and that might take some time to get to her.
*Over on the stage, Tony and Shaun are fighting, as are Nick and Benjamin. Tony tries to throw Shaun off the stage, but Shaun manages to overpower him and pull him into Oh No! It’s Devo! (Swinging reverse STO). Meanwhile, Benjamin tries to hit Nick with an inverted suplex, but Nick lands on his feet behind Benjamin and hits him with I Will Follow (Half nelson bulldog).*
TH: Oh No! It’s Devo! to Tony Colón! And, I Will Follow to Benjamin Bannock!
JK: And, Antonio hasn’t been eliminated! He’s easy pickings!
*Nick and Shaun grab Tony and drag him to the pool. They try to throw him in, but Tony manages to recover and throws Shaun into the guardrail. He starts punching Nick back to the edge of the pool, but Nick suddenly grabs Tony’s arm with an arm twist and follows that up with a hook kick. Tony goes down, but Nick picks up. He chops Tony, but Tony doesn’t fall into the pool. Nick chops Tony again, but that just makes him mad! Nick chops him again, but Tony chops him back. Tony unleashes a flurry of chops onto Nick. He then tries to throw Nick into the pool, but Nick reverses it. However, Tony grabs the guardrail and holds on. He pulls Nick into a knee to the gut. Then, Tony picks up Nick and hits him with The Havana-plex (Leg hook Saito suplex).*
TH: The Havana-plex has knocked out Nick Britt!
JK: Dammit! Now, Nick is easy pickings!
*Tony picks up Nick. Suddenly, Shaun charges at Tony and jumps off of Nick’s back with Poetry In Motion, sending them both into the pool. Nick is crawling to the guardrail to pull himself up. Suddenly, Benjamin runs up the steps and attacks Nick. He tries to throw Nick in, but Shaun gets out of the pool and attacks Benjamin. Benjamin gets the upperhand and goes for a dropkick. However, Shaun ducks it; and Benjamin lands on the platform. He gets up only to get a superkick from Shaun that knocks him back into the guardrail. Shaun then kicks Benjamin in the gut and hits him with the Mongoloid Bomb (Straight jacket lift into a powerbomb).*
TH: Mongoloid Bomb to Benjamin Bannock! The Pack is starting to dominate.
JK: And, they will soon win the match. I guarantee it!
*Shaun gets up, picks up Benjamin, and throws him off the platform to the floor. Shaun turns around into a dropkick from Tony, who snuck out of the pool. Tony attacks Shaun. He picks Shaun up for a DDT, but Nick suddenly hits Tony with One Tree Hill (Jumping superkick) out of nowhere.*
TH: One Tree Hill takes out Tony.
JK: Now, they just need to go take out Marie. She hasn’t been eliminated yet, and she’s in the pool.
*Shaun gets up, and Nick and him throw Tony off the platform, sending him flying down onto Benjamin, who just got up, on the floor. Then, they jump into the pool. This whole time, Marie has been able to fight Beth and Lauren off and not get pulled under. But, that’s about to change. Shaun and Nick grab Marie and duck her under the water. Beth and Lauren join them, and they all four hold Marie down as the clock ticks down. Marie struggles for a good while, but she can’t overpower all four of them. The clock ticks down to the final seconds.
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MM: Marie Martinique has been eliminated. The Breakfast Pack is up two members to one.
TH: The Pack has the advantage now that Marie is out.
JK: Yes! If they can take out Rita like they did at Summerfest, then this will be all over!
*The graphic cross Marie’s name off. The Pack lets Marie up. She takes several deep breaths. Then, they drag her out of the pool. On the platform, Nick and Shaun pick up Marie while Beth gets down on the platform. Then, they hit Marie with The Terminator (Double suplex by Nick and Shaun onto the legs of Beth lying on the platform).*
TH: The Terminator adding a little insult to injury after Marie’s elimination.
JK: They’re taking her out like they did to Benjamin and Tony.
*The Pack gets up, and they all high five. Nick then tells Beth and Lauren to go get Rita. They walk down the stairs to where Beth last took out Rita. However, when they get there, Rita is gone. They look around but have no idea where she went. They just shrug at Nick and Shaun. What they don’t know is that Rita snuck into the pool while they hit Marie with The Terminator. Rita suddenly jumps up out of the pool, grabs Nick’s tights, and pulls him down. The crowd cheers as Nick lands with a splash. Shaun goes to Nick’s aid, but Marie stops him with a low blow. Marie then DDTs Shaun on the platform and jumps into the pool as Rita struggles to get Nick under the water. As she helps Rita, Beth and Lauren run up the steps and try to jump into the pool. But, Benjamin and Tony come up behind them. Benjamin grabs Lauren, and Tony grabs Beth. They hold onto the girls, who struggle to get free. In the pool, Marie and Rita finally manage to get Nick under the water and hold him under with The Sailor’s Knot (A simultaneous Camel Clutch from Rita and Sharpshooter from Marie).*
TH: Rita Perez and Marie Martinique have Nick Britt trapped under the water with The Sailor’s Knot!
JK: Dammit! How are they holding him!?
TH: Adrenaline, King!
JK: Dammit! Not like this!
*The clock ticks down as Rita and Marie hold Nick under. Eventually, the clock gets to…
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MM: Nick Britt has been eliminated! Rita Perez and Lauren Jamison are the only two legal people left in the match!
TH: Nick is gone! It’s down to Rita and Lauren!
JK: No! How could this happen!?
*The graphic crosses off Nick’s name. Rita and Marie let him go. He jumps up, taking deep breaths. Rita and Marie then go to the platform. They go to Lauren, who screams bloody murder. Luckily for her, Shaun has recovered and attacks Marie and Rita. Shaun then attacks Benjamin to get Lauren free. Tony lets go of Beth and attacks Shaun. Lauren then runs away from the platform. Rita and Marie give chase. Beth goes after them. Nick exits the pool and attacks Tony. The four men fight off the platform. Rita and Marie have grabbed Lauren, but Beth attacks Rita and pulls her off of Lauren. Lauren and Marie start fighting. They punch each other for a good while, but Lauren suddenly kicks Marie in the stomach. She bends over, and Lauren grabs her, picking Marie up and hitting her with Open Your Heart (Running vertical suplex) onto the floor.*
TH: Another new move from Lauren Jamison.
JK: She calls that Open Your Heart.
TH: How come I didn’t get these new move names?
JK: Easy. The Pack doesn’t like you.
*Lauren gets up and attacks Rita. She and Beth beat down on Rita for a bit. They soon throw Rita into a big equipment case. Lauren then sees a table and gets an evil look in her eye. She tells Beth to work over Rita while she gets the table. As Beth beats up Rita, Lauren grabs the table and takes it to the pool. She pulls it up the steps and sets it up on the platform. Lauren then goes back to Beth and grabs Rita. They drag her to the pool, taking her up the platform. Then they place Rita on the table. Lauren climbs up onto guardrail and gets onto Beth’s shoulders. Beth holds Lauren’s arms as she stands up on Beth’s shoulders, looking to jump off and down onto Rita. However, Marie suddenly comes up the steps and clips Beth’s knee, knocking Lauren off of Beth’s shoulders and crotching her on the guardrail.*
TH: Dear Gawd! That had to hurt!
JK: Dammit! Why didn’t they take out Marie better?
*Marie goes to attack Lauren, but Beth grabs her leg. Marie attacks Beth, and they fight off the platform. Rita recovers and gets off the table. She goes over to Lauren and punches her several times. She then climbs up onto the guardrail and picks Lauren up, with Lauren’s back to hers. She holds Lauren up and then drops Lauren onto the table with La Vida Loca (Back to back double underhook Unprettier), breaking it. The crowd goes wild for that.*
TH: La Vida Loca through the table!
JK: Dammit! Not like this!
*Rita gets up and grabs Lauren. She rolls Lauren to the edge and drops her into the pool. Rita jumps in and goes to push Lauren under the water. However, Lauren is able to pull Rita down. The clock starts at Rita and Lauren duke it out under the water. They are struggling to break free from one another as the clock ticks down. Eventually, it gets down to the wire.
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MM: Lauren Jamison has been eliminated! Therefore, the winners of the match are—THE CARIBBEAN CREW!
*Rita jumps out of the pool. The others stop fight. Marie, Benjamin, and Tony join Rita, and they celebrate as the crowd cheers. Lauren comes up and looks out of it. Beth, Shaun, and Nick pull her from the pool, and they all sling away humiliated.*
TH: The Caribbean Crew has won and gotten their revenge!
JK: Dammit! This was supposed to be the Breakfast Pack’s night!
TH: And, how fitting was it that Rita Perez beat Lauren Jamison in this match, one year after she did the same at the previous Gookermania!
JK: Oh God! I hate stuff like that!
TH: Well, it’s happened, King. Get used to it! Now it is time for the Fan Forums Title Match, but we also have a video package detailing this feud.
*The video package plays starting with the week before Gookermania VII where Sorrow tells the Pack to deal with AmericAnt; then the mind games attempted by the Pack on that show which all fail; then Gookermania VII where during the Money In The Bank match where the Pack beats AA down; then we go to AA challenging them and winning until he loses in a gauntlet match to Brandon Barger; then AA gets screwed again for most of the Easter Egg Hunt Match, but is eventually gets an egg that turns out to have the Fan Forums Title shot while Brandon gets the IOU and Shaun has to be the Easter Bunny; then we see AmericAnt win the Fan Forums Title; then he gets beaten down in a three on one by Brandon who uses his IOU to get a match where if he wins this handicap match, he gets a shot at the title; then we head to Summerfest where Brandon has the Breakfast Pack with him while AA has Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Sgt. Slaughter, Madusa, and Kimberly on his side, but the match ends in a draw due to both teams getting into a brawl; then FAWA boss Jessica Drakin makes her announcement of Cage X at Gookermania; and finally the contract signing where Jessica announces the four people on the outside.*
TH: This feud has lasted more than a year and now it will be settled at Gookermania VIII. So let’s head to the ring.
JK: This will be great.
*Michael Muffer is in the ring as the Cage X is above everyone.*
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it will be a Cage X Match for the FAWA Fan Forums Championship! The rules are: the first man who climbs this cage and is able to get across this X like scaffold to grab the title will be the Fan Forums Title. First, we will introduce the four enforcers.
MM: Introducing first…from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania…”THE LETHAL WEAPON” STEVE BLACKMAN!!!
*Steve Blackman comes out from the back with nunchucks and shows off with them before getting to the furthest side of the cage.*
TH: Here comes the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman and he has the nunchucks with him. Those will hurt so much that in England, they are mostly banned from being shown.
JK: I know. The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles as they were called in the UK was very much controversial for Michelangelo having the nunchucks.
MM: Introducing next…from Kissimmee, Florida…HAKU!!!
*Haku comes out next and he heads to left side of the ring from the entrance ramp.*
TH: Here comes Haku. This man has been known as the most dangerous pro wrestler in real life.
JK: You don’t have to tell me. Behind that nice exterior lies a man who if you mess with him, you could lose anything on your face. Guys like Arn Anderson, Perry Saturn, Bobby Heenan, and Jake Roberts have all said they would not want to mess with him.
MM: Introducing next…from Venice, California…she is the UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion…”ROWDY” RONDA ROUSEY!!!
*Ronda Rousey comes out with the Vegeta “Over 9,000” shirt and heads to the right side of the ring from the entrance ramp.*
TH: This is the one woman who most men would not want to fight.
JK: Definitely, she will break your arm if you ask her to put the arm bar on you.
MM: And finally…from Ryan, Oklahoma…he is the Texas Ranger…CHUCK NORRIS!!!
*Chuck Norris comes out from the back with his cowboy hat and even shows off a roundhouse kick before he stops at the side of the ring closest to the ramp.*
TH: And last, but not least is a man with a lot of “facts” about his legend in Chuck Norris.
JK: Apparently, the boogeyman looks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t there.
MM: And now for the competitors…
*Brandon Barger comes out from the back alone. He has a jacket, which he takes off and throws to the floor. He looks at Chuck Norris as he enters the ring. He see Haku, Steve Blackman, and Ronda Rousey also on the outside and just ignores them as he goes to the turnbuckle and signals that the title will be his.*
MM: Introducing first…from Schermer, Illinois…at 6 feet 6 inches…weighing in at 284 pounds…he is the leader of the Breakfast Pack…BRANDON BARGER!!!
TH: Brandon Barger definitely feels he has this match in the bag.
JK: And why wouldn’t he? Every time he and the chump have fought, Brandon has gotten the better of him.
TH: He didn’t win that triple threat match.
JK: Yeah, well…another guy was in that match.
TH: Both of those Brandon Barger wins also had other men involved as his Breakfast Pack members were also in the match.
*The lights go out.*
*Red, white, and blue lights play and as AmericAnt is draped with the American Flag. He points to Brandon and heads to the ring. He goes over to all four people and shakes their hands before he enters the ring. He takes off the flag and a stagehand grabs it.*
MM: And his opponent…from the Land of Opportunity…at 6 feet 5 inches…weighing in at 302 pounds…he is the FAWA Fan Forums Champion…AMERICANT!!!
TH: And here comes the Fan Forums Champion and he is ready for this match.
JK: Look at him out there sucking up to the enforcers. That is pathetic.
TH: Maybe he has respect for them and just wants a fair fight with Brandon.
JK: I disagree.
*Both men look at each other as the cage lowers. It is completely lowered in a few minutes and you see the world title hanging on the scaffold as both men look at it. The ref rings the bell.*
TH: The cage lowers and now we must end this war to decide who will become the Fan Forums Champion. Who will ultimately come out on top?
Fan Forums Championship Cage X Match
AmericAnt (c) vs. Brandon Barger
Voting ends 10/8 at 12 AM
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