What was the Rock's obsession with Pie jokes?

[Lance Uppercut]

without getting too graphic.

I realize that he was making an oral sex joke and haha it's funny because he's either an alpha male, or overcompensating closet case, but I never did get it.

I mean, when you consider... you know... doing that to a woman, and the way you actually eat a pie, I fail to see how the two correlate. I mean, don't people usually eat pie with a knife and fork? Maybe a pizza pie. Is all this just because of the alliteration with Poontang and pie?

[Deleted]

It's really not as complicated as you're making it out to be.

[slappy]

Aug 13, 2014 17:41:36 GMT -5 Lance Uppercut said:

overcompensating closet case

Yep.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Because people thought it was funny and it was over?

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

You have never seen Revenge of the Nerds, have you?

[SkullTrauma]

Aug 13, 2014 17:41:36 GMT -5 Lance Uppercut said:

I mean, don't people usually eat pie with a knife and fork?

who the f*** uses a knife to eat pie?

[Captain & Diet]

This is one of those threads where I realize that the majority of the FAN forum has never had sex with a woman. Here, let Dr. D explain it...

youtu.be/D11H_sWxJtk

[Sephiroth]

Aug 13, 2014 17:51:23 GMT -5 SkullTrauma said:

Aug 13, 2014 17:41:36 GMT -5 Lance Uppercut said:

I mean, don't people usually eat pie with a knife and fork?

who the f*** uses a knife to eat pie?

Well you need to cut the slices away

[corpochamp]

well what The Rock wants you to do is KNOW YOUR ROLE and SHUT YOUR MOUTH. now let The Great One explain something to you. what does The Rock mean when he talks about poontang pie? it doesn't matter what the Rock means! you jabroni, the Rock gets more pie in one night than you do in a lifetime! now if you're done asking stupid questions, the Rock wants you to get real quiet, and listen, because the millions AND MILLIONS of the Rock's fans are chanting his name. so what you're going to do, is head on down to the Smackdown Hotel, at the corner of know-your-role boulevard and jabroni drive! and outside on the corner is a lady named patty. and for a dollar five, patty will teach you how to eat pie. But what the Rock wants you to do is take that dollar five, shine it up real nice, and stick it straight up your roody poo candy ass! if ya smell what the rock is cookin

[Ryback on a Pole!]

I enjoyed that segment where Regal thought Rock literally did enjoy pie so brought a selection of different flavours for him.

[Tony Schiavontay]

He liked pie so much he made the worst song ever about it.

[Harry The Arrow was Wrong!]

Aug 13, 2014 19:13:16 GMT -5 Tony Schiavontay said:

He liked pie so much he made the best song ever about it.

Fixed

[Evil Homer]

I didnt realize what was referring to until the age of 25

[Deleted]

Yeah, and how come Rock always did that thing with his tongue after he would say "pie eating"? I mean, no one eats a pumpkin or pecan pie with their tongue going up and down like that!!!!

[Deleted]

Aug 13, 2014 22:00:39 GMT -5 @conebone69 said:

Yeah, and how come Rock always did that thing with his tongue after he would say "pie eating"? I mean, no one eats a pumpkin or pecan pie with their tongue going up and down like that!!!!

I bet Gene Simmons does. That has got to be a cow's tongue he's carrying around. I don't care what science has to say.

[PsychoGoatee]

I dig it, and I love how he still got to say it during the PG era. Innuendo baby, over the kiddies heads!

[Squirrel Master]

What a question! YOU have never had pie JABRONI

[Lance Uppercut]

Aug 13, 2014 22:00:39 GMT -5 @conebone69 said:

Yeah, and how come Rock always did that thing with his tongue after he would say "pie eating"? I mean, no one eats a pumpkin or pecan pie with their tongue going up and down like that!!!!

I don't remember him doing that after talking about pie. I remember him doing some weird tongue thing when talking about "Smelling what the Rock was cooking". What was that about?

[Lance Uppercut]

Aug 13, 2014 17:48:23 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

You have never seen Revenge of the Nerds, have you?

I saw bits and pieces of them as a child. Never got around to watching them as an adult. My clearest memories of it was part 4 where the main guy sold out buy becoming "not a nerd" as an adult. What happened in it that relates to the Rock and Pie?

My only reference to Pie and sex at the time was American Pie. I understand that one, putting your D in it, feels like a Vagina. Eating a pie? I mean since when do you repeatedly lick a pie? Unless you're talking about about shove it in your mouth like a slice of pizza (pizza pie?).

[crashmatsbazz]

it is a very 90's thing to say, like "radical", no one uses the term "pie" in proper conversation, unless your doing a really bad rock impression and that one mate who likes wrestling is laughing and everyone else is looking at you like you're not all there in the head.