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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jun 5, 2006 4:58:50 GMT -5
Ron White I like the joke about how he wins debates:
You disagree? Well F You!
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jun 5, 2006 5:26:50 GMT -5
I voted Ron White, why?
Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to. 'cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know, they're gonna hang down to here. 'Wanna see me naked?'... Yeah, I do!
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Jun 5, 2006 6:25:23 GMT -5
Ron White, by far. I do find Bill and Jeff funny as well, but Ron is just incredible. I've watched his routine a bunch of times, and it slays me every time.
Larry, on the other hand, makes me profoundly uncomfortable for some reason.
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Post by razorsedge on Jun 5, 2006 7:57:05 GMT -5
Ron White: "I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Robert Tilton came on TV. He's a televangelist out of Dallas. He looked at me and said, "Are you lonely?" Yeah. "Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?"... Yes, sir! "Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Ha, ha close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second!"
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Jun 5, 2006 14:27:01 GMT -5
Ron White is the man!
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whothoughtofthis
Don Corleone
set em up country music its party time
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Jun 5, 2006 15:14:23 GMT -5
Best joke other than tater salad was the nine minute flight.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 5, 2006 15:33:05 GMT -5
Ive seen both Larry and Ron is person and I think Ron is a lot better
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Post by plushtar on Jun 5, 2006 16:06:03 GMT -5
Foxxworthy is my favorite for his "you might be a . . . , if you . . ." jokes.
My favorite Ron joke is: "I have all of Jeff's comedy albums on vinyl, and when I play them in reverese, I hear 'Here's your sign.'"
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Post by littlefrankenstein on Jun 5, 2006 17:03:16 GMT -5
ron white is the funniest guy in the world right now. carlin has lost a step from his glory days, and lewis black just isn't around enough (but they are both funny as hell). jeff foxworty is very funny, and bill engvall is decent. larry the cable guy has no business on this show, and being surrounded by such funny men makes him look even weaker than he does on his own.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jun 5, 2006 18:03:10 GMT -5
No doubt it's Larry the Cable Guy
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Post by Bullhead on Jun 5, 2006 18:12:54 GMT -5
I think they're all funny so I can't really pick one over the rest.
George Carlin hasn't lost a step. He's still the man. Always has been and always will be.
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Post by subnet on Jun 5, 2006 23:04:30 GMT -5
there is no such thing as the best blue collar guy.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 5, 2006 23:26:52 GMT -5
I love them all, but Ron White runs away with this. The funniest smart ass since George Carlin and he looks a little like Gary Busey.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jun 5, 2006 23:28:52 GMT -5
I love them all, but Ron White runs away with this. The funniest smart ass since George Carlin and he looks a little like Gary Busey. Plus, he lives in Texas and got his start in DFW! That makes him even better.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 5, 2006 23:35:17 GMT -5
I love White's jokes, but the only one I can think of right now was when they did their "what would your job be if you weren't here right now" mini-skit from the second movie;
Ron: I got fired from a pickle factory for putting my finger in the pickle slicer.
Jeff: You got fired for putting your finger in the pickle slicer?
Ron: Oh don't worry, she got fired too.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Jun 6, 2006 1:39:22 GMT -5
Gotta go Tater.
"They made me take a field sobriety test where you stand on one leg and count to thirty. I got to wuh..... Is that gonna be close enough?"
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 6, 2006 1:50:08 GMT -5
Ron White seems to be the popular choice. And outside of Foxworth, is the only one I've actaully heard.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Jun 6, 2006 1:52:41 GMT -5
Larry should be beaten to death with a length of pipe.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 6, 2006 10:37:34 GMT -5
there is no such thing as the best blue collar guy. The Only GOOD Blue Collar Guy...Is A DEAD Blue Collar Guy!
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Post by subnet on Jun 6, 2006 11:27:19 GMT -5
there is no such thing as the best blue collar guy. The Only GOOD Blue Collar Guy...Is A DEAD Blue Collar Guy! you have proved me wrong good sir.
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